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[–]P_Charming 7 points8 points ago

This cat has a better life than me.

[–]zaroclow 1 point2 points ago

I truly wish I was a loved house cat.

[–]SourCreamWater 6 points7 points ago

Just wait til you have to get a job.

[–]Athene_Wins 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't get worse. I've worked 18 hour shifts every day for weeks on end as a dish washer who doesn't take many breaks. That is far more enjoyable than a difficult major in university during testing time (which is almost always).

No way some cushy office job is harder.

[–]XxGirxX 1 point2 points ago

Lot less porn than me.

[–]DoctorsAdvocate 1 point2 points ago

You turned into a cat?

[–]kingtao 0 points1 point ago

looks British

[–]AnthonySlips 0 points1 point ago

Thats a lovely rug you have.

[–]NaturalDeity[!] 0 points1 point ago

I just got out of basic training. You, sir, are what we like to call an ass clown.

[–]the_evil_bender 0 points1 point ago

That is maximum chilling.

[–]Farn -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me, or is that cat's crotch an upvote?

[–]blackbubblegum 0 points1 point ago

I glanced at the title and thought it said, "Me, after a long week of nothing but treats" and it was still appropriate.

[–]JakeTheHawk 0 points1 point ago

How do you hold pencils?

[–]teatimetibbons 0 points1 point ago

someone kills you and turns you into a rug?

[–]georgegabe 0 points1 point ago

You became overweight?

[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point ago

If I rub your belly will you rub mine? I like da belly rubs

[–]TowrsFallnPepleDyin 0 points1 point ago

Yeah the 8th grade must be tough. Just wait til high school little guy!

[–]MiltyPlow -1 points0 points ago

My cat has HIV. Asshole.

[–]ChexLemeneux42 1 point2 points ago

FIV

[–]Cyberslasher -2 points-1 points ago

OP KILLED A CAT AND MADE A RUG OUT OF IT. BURN HIM!

[–]ifpeoplecouldtalk[S] 0 points1 point ago

You'll never catch me alive!!

[–]andrushkin 0 points1 point ago

Actually op reposted the most upvoted cat photo ever posted on reddit... You'll be not just caught alive, but skinned alive as well. Sorry.

[–]funkyfresca 0 points1 point ago

You turn into a cat?

[–]straightbENT 0 points1 point ago

Beat me by 57 seconds :/