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[–]Head_of_Lettuce 306 points307 points ago

This shit doesn't happen. That's not how rainbows work.

Though it is quite pretty.

[–]The_Doctor_00 136 points137 points ago

[–]opalorchid 32 points33 points ago

After seeing this I went back to look for the double rainbow in the OP. They didn't bother to mangle that one to match the main rainbow.

[–]danE3030 37 points38 points ago

Is this what we've come to? A photoshopped picture of a rainbow at the top of the frontpage?

[–]Hothr 9 points10 points ago

It's beautiful.

[–]KingContext 6 points7 points ago

People are upvoting it because they think it's real. OP probably thought it was real. Given, this subreddit is the worst of the worst when it comes to quality-to-vote ratio.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 9 points10 points ago

/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu would like to have a word with you, as there is no such thing as a "quality rage comic". In fact unless surrounded by quotations the words "quality" and "rage comic" don't belong in the same sentence.

[–]uptoke 0 points1 point ago

[–]AdmiralSkippy 0 points1 point ago

twitch

[–]OnlysayswhatIwant -1 points0 points ago

/r/wtf would like to have a word with you

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[–]EvilFish89 23 points24 points ago

Novelty accounts are really declining in quality nowadays.

[–]ceandros 8 points9 points ago

They've always been shitty.

[–]The_Doctor_00 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, but these are far too literally so.

[–]donpapillon 13 points14 points ago

That is the deadest dove I've ever seen.

[–]gnarledrose 13 points14 points ago

I honestly don't know what I expected. But I love it.

[–]trololuey 4 points5 points ago

I really need to stop opening pictures before reading. ಠ_ಠ

[–]The_Doctor_00 4 points5 points ago

Why not use RES or a reddit app that shows thumbnails, though sadly one sees things they don't wish to with thumbnails.

[–]Le-Captain-Obvious 0 points1 point ago

Is there an option in RES to not show the thumbnails in comments that are NSFW or NSFL?

[–]The_Doctor_00 1 point2 points ago

Unless the commenter tags it as such, I do not believe so.

My point was though with RES you can see the thumbnails and downvote accordingly without having experience the trolling by users, though sometimes as with the case with my reddit app, it's sad not to be fooled by clever trolls.

[–]Littleguyyy 3 points4 points ago

There are six of you?

Guys, I have a nuke bunker, and extra chille. It's probably the best choice now.

[–]kreshh 3 points4 points ago

Don't know what I was expecting.

[–]Mjolnirium 1 point2 points ago

You need a new picture man, that one's getting old

[–]rediculus 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe I clicked on that...

[–]Cartoonzinho 8 points9 points ago

Aww man, I was thinking, "Well if there are huge differences in temperature in the air, or..." then I saw your picture.

[–]The_Doctor_00 15 points16 points ago

Time and space is wibbly and wobbly, but rainbows as mentioned do not work that way. The closest thing in nature that actually happens are the so called Fire-Clouds/Rainbows or Circumhorizontal arcs or iridescent clouds.

[–]Tenacious_Badger 4 points5 points ago

THANK YOU! I saw a beautiful one a few years back and I had to take a picture. Unfortunately it was on a Treo camera so it was crap. Even so I didn't know what it was until I read your link. High five!

[–]The_Doctor_00 4 points5 points ago

Your welcome, makes me happy to have helped others to gain knowledge on them, high five.

[–]LUV2ChUM 2 points3 points ago

Just when I thought I seen all the types of rainbows...

[–]Rath1on 2 points3 points ago

You can never run out of science to learn.

[–]The_Doctor_00 3 points4 points ago

Nature has many tricks of light up her sleeves, between the darkness and light, a hidden beauty is laid out before the eyes of man.

[–]Kitchen_Items_Fetish 1 point2 points ago

I was camping once, in the mountains, and i saw one of these. It was trailing off the side of a cloud, and I had no idea what it was until now. Thank you.

[–]The_Doctor_00 0 points1 point ago

:) Sounds very nice, it has been far too long since since I've been camping.

[–]Froggy_hop 1 point2 points ago

Simple explanation: Timey wimey stuff.

[–]Le-Captain-Obvious 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, Doc. (:

[–]khaddy 2 points3 points ago

RAINBOWS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

GOOD NIGHT!

[–]ShaolinShade 0 points1 point ago

Is this oahu, by any chance? It looks a shit ton like it

[–]The_Doctor_00 0 points1 point ago

It is Hawaii for sure as the tags on the site listed Hawaii, though where specifically I'm not sure. It does look a lot like Oahu as you say though.

[–]ShaolinShade 0 points1 point ago

Nice, I knew it. Looks almost exactly like the beach next to my house

[–]chrisgelb 0 points1 point ago

[–]CmdrTroll 6 points7 points ago

Probably a failed iPhone panorama.

[–]Flyentologist 8 points9 points ago

Woo yeah it's about time someone took the iPhone down a notch.

[–]Garry_The_Snail 4 points5 points ago

Is that sarcasm?

[–]Flyentologist 3 points4 points ago

Yeah but don't tell reddit, I'd hate to disrupt all of these creative lol iphone sucks comments.

[–]Red_Fanatic 0 points1 point ago

Actually I've seen something like this happen on a much smaller scale where there was a little bump in the rainbow. It wasn't objective though; it was because there was a droplet on the window the camera was pointing through refracting the light.

[–]rathead 0 points1 point ago

dishonesty has run amok when even the rainbows are crooked.

[–]dwarf_PLANET 2 points3 points ago

i love your response. it reminds me slightly of this lady friend of my ex, stoned as fuck saying, "can you imagine if the world just stopped spinning? we'd all just go flying off of the planet."

i wanted so badly to scream at her, "no, bitch! that's not how gravity works!" but... i'm not even a real planet.

[–]pterofactyl 0 points1 point ago

If the world stopped spinning instantly, you would slam into whatevers in front of you at like 5000 km/hr. if it slowed gradually, you wouldn't die like that

[–]admiral32 0 points1 point ago

It's supposed to be a face, obviously Shopped for humor.

[–]SarahC 0 points1 point ago

If you had a cloud of water particles some sticking out closer to your eyes, than other bits of the cloud, wouldn't it work like that?

[–]VankoTheBrony 79 points80 points ago

[–]Tzanthor 15 points16 points ago

I came here to post pony emotes, damn you like thinking internet stranger, damn you.

[–]ceandros 13 points14 points ago

Shhh, it' supposed to be secret, nobody must know that there is hidden pony thread everywhere!

[–]VankoTheBrony 12 points13 points ago

Good job at keeping it subtle...

[–]ceandros 11 points12 points ago

What are they gonna do?

[–]VankoTheBrony 9 points10 points ago

They are powerless!

[–]danE3030 3 points4 points ago

Ask questions. Like, for example, wtf is this hidden pony thread you're on about?

Seriously.

[–]Sea_Hatake 5 points6 points ago

It doesn't exist. They're messing with you.

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[–]Sea_Hatake 3 points4 points ago

Uh...are you okay there?

[–]danE3030 1 point2 points ago

OOPS! deleted that original comment by accident, just reposted it above, sorry about that.

typical mistake from his haphazard style of posting, commenting, life, everything, really, he thinks to himself somberly as he shakes his head back and forth, slowly, lamenting what has become of him. Even the easiest tasks, he thinks to himself, even the easiest tasks. What had happened to him, he wondered, knowing the answer but unwilling to admit it to himself and paralyzed as a result. Or was that yet another excuse? He couldn't tell anymore, as he had gotten so good at fooling everyone, but no one more than himself. sighs.

[–]danE3030 0 points1 point ago

I'm on to you, Sea_Hatake, apparently someone broke the first rule of hidden pony thread club.

Your secret is out, haHA! fwiw it mostly just left me confused, not knowing what life meant, questioning reality, and me curled in the fetal position, quaking from terror, still not 100% sure why...

/shudders and begins sobbing, hugging himself so tightly he cuts off the circulation in his arms, turning them a ghostly pale that slowly spreads to the rest of his features, except for the dark, shadowed protrusions of puffy flesh that formed semi-circles under each of his downcast eyes

[–]musubk 5 points6 points ago

[–]Navevan 4 points5 points ago

What the fuck are these!?!

Reddit is no longer safe.

[–]Tzanthor 5 points6 points ago

Shut up and post ponies!

[–]Tashre 0 points1 point ago

They show up by default on the redditnews android app.

It's a little annoying to occasionally run across them, but thankfully scrolling through parent comments is a breeze so they're easily passed by.

[–]EXCITED_BY_DOWNVOTES 9 points10 points ago

well, why dont you just SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

[–]iDontShift 6 points7 points ago

because you want to be downvote, i won't.

/r/firstworldanarchists

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 2 points3 points ago

But what if he knew you would think that?

[–]ceandros 3 points4 points ago

I don't downvote you to make you sad, I downvote you to get you out of my sight.

[–]pokemanz43 1 point2 points ago

That's what I don't get about the people upvoting this. If we don't have to see their trolling and they get happy, isn't that a win/win?

[–]craniumonempty 0 points1 point ago

Ooh, that gave me a stiffy. Say it again!

[–]EXCITED_BY_DOWNVOTES 1 point2 points ago

smd you whore

[–]danE3030 5 points6 points ago

How the fuck did a photoshopped picture of a rainbow top the frontpage?

[–]The_Doctor_00 5 points6 points ago

(whirrrs sonic screwdriver at crack in space time...) it checks out, but I'm here now so there is nothing to fear.

[–]mayupvoterandomly 39 points40 points ago

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[–]Blaster395 11 points12 points ago

Fixed so you don't need to leave reddit if you have RES

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/amazing.gif

[–]TryAgainMotherFucker 1 point2 points ago

Wow! That's a great way to steal karma, thanks!

[–]TwatFace92 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough :)

[–]paradox14 -1 points0 points ago

Wow! Thank you very much.

[–]TwatFace92 13 points14 points ago

[–]McBurger 3 points4 points ago

Original (non-drunk):

Rainbow over Kauai, Hawaii [1600 X 1200]

submitted 10 months ago by randoh12 to /r/pics

Full Comments - Imgur Link

[–]RogueSpectre749 10 points11 points ago

go home, photoshop. you're not funny

[–]Aleril_Antarai 9 points10 points ago

Did someone break the sky again?

[–]Sylverstone14 7 points8 points ago

Probably had too much cider.

[–]blm95tehe 8 points9 points ago

I see what you did there

[–]superpenguin42 4 points5 points ago

I can use photoshop too...why don't I get karma...

[–]ProjectGSX 21 points22 points ago

Stop viewing your rainbows through Apple Maps.

[–]icanarejesus 3 points4 points ago

I'm surprised I had to go this far down to find the ONLY Apple Maps comment. Reddit, you're growing up. :')

[–]Admiral_Spanky 13 points14 points ago

YOU'RE drunk...

[–]batasan 14 points15 points ago

HURRRGH

[–]A_Loki_In_Your_Mind 4 points5 points ago

Lightweight in every sense of the word...

[–]Sea_Hatake 3 points4 points ago

Cider!

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 10 points11 points ago

Go home OP, you're a faggot.

[–]Darunian 4 points5 points ago

Totally made me think of Rainbow Dash from ponies before anything else.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Definitely front page material! A photoshopped rainbow! LOL!

[–]Thoreau_away_Account 1 point2 points ago

Wait- my brother used to take me up in his Aronca Chief after rainstorms to show me that rainbows are whole circles, not just 'bows', and ... this just doesn't make sense. What the.....?

[–]guitarguy109 1 point2 points ago

They are whole circles. You are correct. This however is photoshop...

[–]aradraugfea 6 points7 points ago

Now post this on /r/doctorwho.

[–]The_Doctor_00 0 points1 point ago

Well I'm already here... ;)

[–]sophieknot 0 points1 point ago

Not drunk, sad.

[–]otaku3009 0 points1 point ago

Rainbowdash: flying under the influence.

[–]VintageRose 1 point2 points ago

So much confusion, when that's clearly a Kabuto.

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

Rainbow was using iOS maps..

[–]DR1LLM4N -1 points0 points ago

Jabba?

[–]Aspel -1 points0 points ago

Two parts of space and time that should never have touched...

[–]Sign_Skater 0 points1 point ago

Sad rainbow is sad:(

[–]gthing 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else see a spaghetti monster revealing himself to us?

[–]PupuleKane 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Sunset Beach, North Shore Oahu

[–]wayndom 1 point2 points ago

Bullshit.

[–]nimbusfool 0 points1 point ago

Drunk at home, now what?

[–]_MyTeddyIsGay_ 0 points1 point ago

:s

[–]multichrome 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a big frowny face

[–]waffels 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait for this meme to fuck off.

[–]azmyth1538 1 point2 points ago

Nyan Cat was Here...

[–]celestialwolf 0 points1 point ago

It's like North Korea and Ireland got together to make a missile, and that was the resulting contrail.

[–]woozlewazzleheadshot 0 points1 point ago

You probably would have got way more up votes if you titled it NYAN CAT!! or something of the sorts. Cool pic bro.

[–]beccaonice 0 points1 point ago

First time I saw something on my facebook feed before reddit.

[–]leaflard 1 point2 points ago

NYAN CAT NOOOOOOO!

[–]Chris952 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the island

[–]hessica 0 points1 point ago

KIK ++++

[–]B-Figgy 1 point2 points ago

Actually, it's not the rainbow that's drunk

[–]Haleljacob 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who seems FSM?

[–]psychedelic_eyes 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the n value isn't 1 anymore!

[–]MythOfLight 0 points1 point ago

holy bitchnuggets i'm sick of this title format

[–]GeneralOsik 0 points1 point ago

Silence will fall...

[–]Wazowski -1 points0 points ago

Did Dr Soren destroy the sun again?

[–]DOWNROWDY 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who sees the flying spaghetti monster?

[–]CoffeeAddict64 0 points1 point ago

That's what my jizz looks like.

[–]Im_Insane 1 point2 points ago

its starting to look like a triple rainbow

[–]wallybirder 0 points1 point ago

gravity's rainbow?

[–]heliosdiem 0 points1 point ago

I downvoted it once after I upvoted it, just so I could upvote it again.

[–]rostov007 0 points1 point ago

Cue the pseudo-scientific karma-whoring.

[–]cheif702 1 point2 points ago

It's not a rainbow. It's a crack in the universe. Two places in time that should never have touched.

[–]Bob3333 0 points1 point ago

Someone discovered the smudge tool. Too bad they didn't understand refraction before trying to pass it off as real.

[–]fightpulpfictionclub 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does it look like a sad sky?

[–]munchy508 0 points1 point ago

Viewed on google maps?

[–]bwhartmann 1 point2 points ago

Nexus ribbon (no, not the google reference. you'll have to dig further into your geekdom for this one).

[–]flying_pigs 0 points1 point ago

But then you'll get to meet TJ Hooker and Gurney Halleck.

[–]MathiasRC 0 points1 point ago

i hate this title so much.

[–]Ontolodox 0 points1 point ago

I don't care if it's fake, I'm more concerned about the two black dots and the white mass above the rainbow.

That's one huge-ass Fuzzy...and we're about to get real dizzy.

[–]PetrolHeadF 0 points1 point ago

It reminds me of a Kabuto.

[–]GARRETTKELLEY 0 points1 point ago

It's a crack in time and space-The Doctor

[–]JustLetMeComment 0 points1 point ago

Whovians: Flip it upside down, and shit bricks.

[–]fredark 0 points1 point ago

Not to get all sciency on a post to funny, but rainbows only happen when light is reflected at a 42 degree angle from the sun in relation to your eyes. There is no physical way for a rainbow to be anything but circular.

[–]sgderp87 0 points1 point ago

Rainbow by apple maps

[–]Lol_wadd 0 points1 point ago

Go home joke, you are fucking retarded

[–]alteredandtorn -1 points0 points ago

Oh my god. It's the crack in Amy's wall! Get the Doctor!!

[–]The_Doctor_00 -1 points0 points ago

Yes... ?

[–]alteredandtorn 1 point2 points ago

...er, sonic it with your screwdriver?

[–]The_Doctor_00 1 point2 points ago

(whirrr) yep, it's wibbly.

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[–]SexySatan 1 point2 points ago

I thought the same thing, then after looking closer I had no idea why.

[–]The_Doctor_00 2 points3 points ago

More like drunk Nyan-cat.

[–]sickofyourshit1999 -3 points-2 points ago

LOOOLLLL BEeSt tiTlEe evAR!!! U SIrR R A MAqnIFficENT BAStaARdD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IlLL SHo0w mySeLlFFF oUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Gerardo009 3 points4 points ago

I thought this was funny.

[–]guitarguy109 -1 points0 points ago

I'm sick of your shit!!

[–]fuzzynyanko -2 points-1 points ago

Double drunken rainbows all the way

[–]OopsCats -1 points0 points ago

iPhone panorama?

[–]BrosephYellow 0 points1 point ago

Is that on Oahu?

[–]crazy_dance -1 points0 points ago

I was going to ask the same thing. Looks like the beach in the north shore where Lost was filmed.

[–]Neglected_Martian 0 points1 point ago

i would say it is probably photoshop, the top rainbow is still in an arc shape.

[–]bumpysloth 0 points1 point ago

It's sad because it's broken.