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How to survive the zombie apocalypse... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Roslagen 69 points70 points ago

Carl would never stay in that bubble.

[–]dylanroo 22 points23 points ago

Carl never fucking stays anywhere

[–]Benemortis 19 points20 points ago

He's been the cause of half of the deaths and the reason why they couldn't stay at the farm. I fucking HATE that little kid!

[–]StoneColdCarl 4 points5 points ago

THANK YOU. Everyone hates Lori (for good reason), but Carl deserves some fricking hate too.

[–]Thebandit117 0 points1 point ago

My goodness you guys sound like my grandma talking about her soaps.

[–]hollywoodbob 1 point2 points ago

He might have gotten Dale killed but they had to leave the farm because of the herd, which was attracted by the helicopter and had been on that path for weeks probably.

[–]Benemortis -1 points0 points ago

But if he hadn't shot that one zombie by the river, they would have passed by. The boy is dumb and cursed.

[–]hollywoodbob 1 point2 points ago

They were wandering through the woods when Shane discharged his gun, that's what turned them toward the farm, but they were so close anyway they would have found it soon enough.

[–]Benemortis 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, that's right it was Shane. My b.

Edit: contraction

[–]hollywoodbob 0 points1 point ago

No problem, I wouldn't have remembered if I hadn't watched that episode Wednesday. :D

[–]GentlemenQuinn -1 points0 points ago

Everybody Hates Carl! Sounds like a TV show. But seriously, everybody hates Carl.

Edit: A Word.

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[–]snarping 0 points1 point ago

I guess I'm the only person that was glad that happened?

[–]dylanroo 1 point2 points ago

I am glad and sad at the same time, after he died the groups morals were just gone.

[–]snarping 1 point2 points ago

Morals only slow you down in a zombie apocalypse. You can't have civilization when the world has come to an end. There is no longer the barrier of society to hinder your basic instincts, self preservation. Dale would've gotten them all killed given enough time to do so.

[–]AnnatheHordie -1 points0 points ago

OMG SHUT UP.

[–]snarping 0 points1 point ago

La la la la la... I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[–]AnnatheHordie 0 points1 point ago

IM STILL ON EPISODE 7.

[–]dylanroo 0 points1 point ago

[possible spoilers]

I do not fully agree, but i feel rik always had the best idea, Shane and Dale were both 2 extreme ends, but after things went to shit, rik just.. Changed

[–]snarping 0 points1 point ago

Stress will do that to a person.

[–]Avista 0 points1 point ago

Well, his character had to go. Fucking lost his marbles. But I was a bit miffed because I really liked him as an actor.

[–]snarping 0 points1 point ago

Great actor shitty character. Happens all the time.

[–]Avista 0 points1 point ago

Thank fucking god that Daryl cooled his pissy attitude. I'd have a serious problem watching if he had to be killed off for "the sake of the group".

[–]snarping 0 points1 point ago

I probably would've stopped watching had that happened.

[–]JangSaverem 6 points7 points ago

Naw, I hear he was in the house.

[–]Hight5 27 points28 points ago

You would NOT want to put this thing on water...

At all.

[–]helmethair 11 points12 points ago

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMlIL6XIt38

[–]Benemortis 4 points5 points ago

I mean, you'd still make it across. Just don't have your mom on the other side pushing you back like a dick.

[–]Thisisacoolname 4 points5 points ago

Why not?

[–]Hight5 13 points14 points ago

These things don't move as well as you think they do on water, if you get stuck out in water your oxygen supply will run out (Unless the water is zombie free and you can keep the entrance or item whole above water), one single crack has the potential to sink it and drown you...

There's probably more, but I just went with the big things that everyone should think of immediately.

[–]danE3030 0 points1 point ago

Seems like the main problem would be friction.

[–]Neodymium-60 3 points4 points ago

Think about trying to move a giant plastic ball over water simply by rotating it. There's nearly no friction between the ball and the water, so you'd be spinning in place going nowhere.

[–]Dark_Pinoy 1 point2 points ago

You wouldn't be able to go anywhere OR it would be painfully difficult to get anywhere.

[–]totally_mokes 0 points1 point ago

As long as you stay out of the water you'll be fine.

[–]ignorantwhitetrash 2 points3 points ago

I actually don't think it would move forward since there would be little friction between the surface of the water and the ball.

[–]ibetrollingyou 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]SweetFawn 52 points53 points ago

I hope I roll over a hole so I don't get poo in my ball.

[–]plantsaretheorigin 21 points22 points ago

It would just be smeared on the outside. I'm sure the zombies would slurp it off for you.

[–]Xanatos903 33 points34 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/a65Ly.gif

[–]MashedHair 20 points21 points ago

http://gifs.gifbin.com/052010/1274779903_glen-big-baby-davis-tongue.gif

[–]Xanatos903 8 points9 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/U58Kz.gif

[–]SweetFawn 1 point2 points ago

You are cracking me up over here.

[–]Xanatos903 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/S9qU5.gif

[–]Sfinocc 15 points16 points ago

risky click

[–]the-finisher2 8 points9 points ago

worth it

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    [–]Dominus-Temporis 1 point2 points ago

    Where is this from? It looks so sitcom-y.

    [–]TheForceiswithus 1 point2 points ago

    I think he meant so he wouldn't have to shit inside the ball.

    [–]SweetFawn 0 points1 point ago

    I'm a she and yes, if I try to poop out that little hole onto a flat surface... Oh wait, us girls don't poop.

    [–]TheForceiswithus 1 point2 points ago

    Oh yeah?

    [–]SweetFawn 2 points3 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/Bh6MI.jpg

    [–]mackintosh18 71 points72 points ago

    You definitely would NOT want roller blades in the ball. Actually think about it, you would want heavily treaded boots.

    [–]mitvit 34 points35 points ago

    But you wouldn't have to run like hell when the ball rolls downhill.

    [–]trexmoflex 45 points46 points ago

    wear some basketball shorts or something and sit on your butt -- best slide ever

    [–]the-ace 42 points43 points ago

    Until the friction kills off the shorts and most of your butt cheeks.

    [–]schniggens 15 points16 points ago

    That must be a mighty big hill.

    [–]wakinupdrunk 10 points11 points ago

    What if you're in San Francisco! I don't even like being a car there, man. A hamster wheel is like a death ride.

    [–]guns_of_navarone 26 points27 points ago

    You're a car?

    [–]wakinupdrunk 8 points9 points ago

    Haha, in a car! Dude letters man.

    [–]guns_of_navarone 6 points7 points ago

    Lol I was hoping you could do an AMA. I'd love to get the car's perspective, for once.

    [–]Baberooz 2 points3 points ago

    To be fair, letters are tricky

    [–]miraclerandy 2 points3 points ago

    On the internet no one knows you're a car.

    No one.

    [–]Hunt800 1 point2 points ago

    Tagged as a car

    [–]shadow386 -1 points0 points ago

    Doesn't take that much friction to heat something up. Just rub your hands together a bit, you'll feel the burn.

    [–]schniggens 0 points1 point ago

    Um, the comment I was responding to said it would "kill off the shorts and most of your butt cheeks." Not just heat them up.

    [–]Recon_by_Fire 5 points6 points ago

    What about these

    [–]Avista 3 points4 points ago

    Okay, add 1 gallon of cooking oil to survivor kit everybody.

    [–]rhombus2210 1 point2 points ago

    Olive Oil on your cheeks

    [–]sethwenen -1 points0 points ago

    What friction??? In a obstacle free downhill the centrifugal force will keep you glued to the same spot.

    [–]ideanmalek 11 points12 points ago

    I say put in a seat that isn't on the ground so it stays even while you roll down. (Attach it to the sides)

    [–]Rphenom 2 points3 points ago

    Excellent. First we must continue optimising the design.. then we mass produce them then we sit back as we make enormous piles of money!

    [–]Devon64327 3 points4 points ago

    The design has already been perfected http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4180741387_c9b6afafcc.jpg

    [–]bot_hog_dun 0 points1 point ago

    I have definitely seen these in some documentary or something before. Mind telling me where they are from?

    [–]Devon64327 0 points1 point ago

    http://theyesmen.org/

    From the movie "The Yes Men Fix the World"

    [–]bot_hog_dun 0 points1 point ago

    Thanks for that. And yes! I fucking love these guys!

    [–]willscy 2 points3 points ago

    yeah gyroscopic;

    [–]TheForceiswithus 3 points4 points ago

    That's assuming the ball will roll in one direction only. What if it starts rolling perpendicular to the direction the seat bar runs? Something like this might be a better option, once it's weaponized of course.

    [–]ideanmalek 0 points1 point ago

    Something like this maybe?. The lines would be made of metal place setters to attach the chair to. It of course would also be curved. This way it can also go side to side. But what about diagonal..

    [–]KittyKathy 0 points1 point ago

    That looks awesome.

    [–]TheForceiswithus 1 point2 points ago

    Doesn't it though? It's a personal transport device designed by an Indian student. You can see additional photos as well as read more about it here.

    [–]Semajal 0 points1 point ago

    just have a small bit of flat wood (enough to sit on) with some caster wheels on it, say 6 in a ring or so, enough so it can move freely. Then when its time to roll just sit down and keep your legs up :D

    [–]DaSeraph 8 points9 points ago

    Honestly, if its spinning fast enough you sit/lay down and wait for the centrifugal forces to lessen (and pray you don't hit anything too hard).

    Also, you'd want to be able to unscrew the entrance/exit from the inside only. Other problems are lack of mobility in water and air temperature in the sun

    [–]PuntzJones 5 points6 points ago

    Centrifugal

    Centripetal*

    [–]dnew 0 points1 point ago

    No, you want to wait for the centrifugal forces to lesson, because those are the ones you're feeling.

    [–]CougarAries 0 points1 point ago

    Newton's third. From your perspective some thing is pushing you into the ball and the ball is pushing you back. Theyre reaction forces. They both happen. Also, centrifugal force is a fictitious force.

    [–]dnew 0 points1 point ago

    It's not fictitious. It's merely a force caused by being in an accelerated frame of reference. It's only fictitious from outside the ball.

    From your perspective, something is pushing you into the ball. That "something" is centrifugal force, not centripetal force. You're not waiting for the ball to stop pushing on you. You're waiting to stop being pushed against the ball. :-)

    [–]CougarAries 0 points1 point ago

    Again, They're reaction forces. They both happen.

    But to be clear nothing actually creates a force to push you up against the ball. All of the forces are being generated by the ball (except for gravity). Centrifugal force is simply a reactionary force to the ball attempting to accelerate you towards the center of the ball, keeping you inside (i.e. Centripetal ''center-seeking'' force).

    The ball is the one pushing you in towards the center of the ball, attempting to keep you inside. There is nothing actually pushing you in to the ball. Hence, fictitious force.

    [–]dnew 0 points1 point ago

    Agreed in all ways. :-) And gravity isn't a force. ;-)

    [–]the-ace 2 points3 points ago

    lack of mobility in water

    You could have spring loaded flaps that come out of the sphere and be used to move across water.

    air temperature in the sun

    You could use the above flaps to gently push or pull air, essentially making it a breathing sphere. This could work on water as well because you can pull and push only from the top section.

    On an unrelated note, I'd expect a more upscale version to have this incorporated.

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    [–]DaSeraph 1 point2 points ago

    Powered by the bullshit coming out of your ass?

    [–]pyronarwhal 0 points1 point ago

    I'm not quite sure what just happened. Did I do something wrong...?

    [–]DaSeraph 1 point2 points ago

    Just logic, nothing I downvoted for.

    1. What the hell is powering the motor and how would you refill it.

    2. You can't steer with a sphere. You would require a rudder.

    [–]pyronarwhal 0 points1 point ago

    Oh, right... How did I not realize this? Nevermind, just avoid water.

    [–]renegademaniac 1 point2 points ago

    Heelys!

    [–]rogersmith25 2 points3 points ago

    You are dead wrong. Roller blades would be amazing!

    Sure, you wouldn't want them all the time... but if you were trying to go along empty highway inside the ball, it would be ideal! That's why the dude is carrying them in the picture: they are optional.

    [–]fluffeh_kittay 1 point2 points ago

    I think I'd want Heely's (sp?) Then I could pop out the wheels if I'm rolling downhill, or no wheels for walk-rollin around. Why do I have to wait? I want this now!

    [–]MutantSharkPirate 1 point2 points ago

    yeah, this would be like the motorcycles in the circus cage. not a good idea

    [–]goramEnt 13 points14 points ago

    That's all great till you get to a hill. Going up or down, you're going down.

    [–]icon686 2 points3 points ago

    or stairs.

    [–]P_Charming 22 points23 points ago

    I'm getting on a Yacht when the zombies come

    [–]astrogaijin 13 points14 points ago

    I'm going to an island with a light house

    [–]martintrenker 23 points24 points ago

    empty big-ass mansion in the woods where you have to insert a freaking gem that you have to find on the other side of the house into a statue to get into the wine-cellar. yep.

    [–]Italian_Flower 0 points1 point ago

    Yes. This.

    [–]ideanmalek 4 points5 points ago

    I'm going to Hawaii. It's pretty much the best option. Unless it's already infected of course.

    [–]mitvit 26 points27 points ago

    The best choice would be Madagascar. It never gets infected.

    [–]Asophis 8 points9 points ago

    Prime Minister! We've just received reports that someone is coughing in Ohio!

    [–]jakeleo90 6 points7 points ago

    SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

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      [–]kasperhej 2 points3 points ago

      But you would have to be hella quick though, once the first sneeze is noticed they are gonna close that shit down.

      [–]helmethair 1 point2 points ago

      I'm going out to a mansion on Lake of the Woods, fish all day, zombies cant survive Minnesota winter.

      [–]Cyberslasher 3 points4 points ago

      You can't survive minnesota winter.

      [–]helmethair 2 points3 points ago

      can so.

      [–]eyjay 0 points1 point ago

      still a good option, as you can at least probably manage to kill off all the zombies on the island(s)

      [–]sentimentalpirate 0 points1 point ago

      Yeah, you could live for years off of their warehouses of Spam reserves.

      [–]ManOfPie 11 points12 points ago

      Would I be allowed to take it through the drive through?

      [–]pyronarwhal 6 points7 points ago

      It's the zombie apocalypse, there are no more drive-thru's. But, I suppose you could... Go find an empty McDonald's and I'm sure no one would care what you take through the drive-thru.

      [–]jankovic92 1 point2 points ago

      If it is not infected.

      [–]Avista 0 points1 point ago

      Pretty weak apocalypse as far as apocalypse scenarios go if McDonalds are still in business.

      [–]TheForceiswithus 11 points12 points ago

      What happens if you get surrounded? I suppose you could fire a weapon out of the item entrance port, although discharging a firearm in an enclosed space like that would be far more than unpleasant.

      [–]acidus1 15 points16 points ago

      open the little hole, and stab them with something pointy

      [–]Kowai03 6 points7 points ago

      You'd want multiple holes I think - what would happen if the ball got stuck with the hole facing down?

      [–]Muzzles56 1 point2 points ago

      put barbed wire/sharp blades around it then or something

      [–]TheForceiswithus 12 points13 points ago

      But then it wouldn't roll nearly as well. (As an aside, I can't believe I'm actually having this conversation when I should be working on research papers.)

      [–]Muzzles56 7 points8 points ago

      Forget about the research papers, your life could be at stake here in the future!

      [–]TheForceiswithus 4 points5 points ago

      As could be my ability to provide for my family in the future should I fail these courses; however, I still don't think wire or sharp blades would get you out of a crowd of zombies. Although you might be able to mount some form of gyroscopic cow-catcher on it, provided you possess the know-how.

      [–]pyronarwhal 2 points3 points ago

      Due to the lack of intelligence zombies have, I'm pretty sure once they realize they can't get to you they'll lose interest and move on to the next victim.

      [–]phoenixrawr 11 points12 points ago

      The lack of intelligence would actually guarantee that they never lose interest. It's a pretty big point in the Zombie Survival Guide that if you get surrounded you're basically screwed because they won't just get bored and leave.

      [–]StoneColdCarl 2 points3 points ago

      Exactly. They will need to be distracted by another human being or a noise of some sort. Source: Final scene in Zombieland.

      [–]pyronarwhal 1 point2 points ago

      Good point...

      [–]sentimentalpirate 1 point2 points ago

      I think you could make the opposite point though. Due to their lack of intelligence, they will keep trying to get you even when they have proven they can't succeed.

      [–]Merfen 0 points1 point ago

      Ya just like when you are in a house they would just knock on the door and if no one answered, leave.

      [–]Pomegranate_Seed 9 points10 points ago

      The toilet doubles as glory hole

      [–]Whysomadbro 6 points7 points ago

      Yeah you go to poop, and a zombie gives you a bloody rimjob.

      [–]Hristix 5 points6 points ago

      Those are incredibly hot. Five minutes in the summer sun in one of those and you're covered in sweat. Your clothes are soaked through.

      [–]yea_tht_dnt_go_there 6 points7 points ago

      but than all your sweat would be trapped and you could purify it and have a little drinking water

      [–]Hristix 2 points3 points ago

      The body is pretty inefficient with water. If you purified all your sweat and piss and re-drank it, you wouldn't last much longer than you normally would anyway.

      [–]bsebaz 0 points1 point ago

      well i mean it's using that water for something, so of course it gets used up

      [–]yea_tht_dnt_go_there 0 points1 point ago

      isnt that what they do in outer space? and i realize you loose alot of water just breathing but this is survival every bit of water you can get counts.

      [–]Hristix 0 points1 point ago

      Yeah but it's also not 150 degrees and in direct humid sunlight in outer space. It might be good enough if you're in a 65F low humidity environment, though.

      [–]Avista 0 points1 point ago

      So... Are you saying Bear Grylls drinks all that piss for own personal pleasure? Eww, Bear. Eww.

      [–]totally_mokes 0 points1 point ago

      Quite the faux pas.

      Clementine: But, but.... Lee: DRINK IIIIIT * smack*

      [–]WildKittyv1 0 points1 point ago

      If Kevin Costner has taught me anything, it's that it's a hell of a lot easier to purify piss than salt water, and you can do it with nothing more than a Mr. Coffee and some pumps and rubber tubing.

      I'm guessing we can just strap a few solar panels or something and put a battery to hold the charge to power the Mr. Coffee.

      [–]yea_tht_dnt_go_there 0 points1 point ago

      Zombie apocalypse, better drink my own piss

      [–]ThatGuyYouKilled 0 points1 point ago

      You could make the ball out of this material.

      Strong, traction-y, breathable.

      [–]chasemanwew 1 point2 points ago

      Would't that be heavy as fuck?

      [–]ThatGuyYouKilled 0 points1 point ago

      Well you could always make it out of something light like aluminum or something, or that weird stiff rubber stuff. But us big manly men will stick to cast iron.

      [–]chasemanwew 1 point2 points ago

      Sorry for killing you btw

      [–]samsonizzle 0 points1 point ago

      And when was the last time you were in a large plexiglass ball!?

      [–]bakon2k6 4 points5 points ago

      I'm just going to get up in the attic and pull the ladder up after me.

      [–]Kasper4300 3 points4 points ago

      What if you need food? Ball is too big to get through doirs, and food/water is not really just laying around in a zombie apocalypse.

      [–]Wildcard1222 2 points3 points ago

      Do you have an idea how difficult it would be to sleep in that? Seriously, you would never be able to completely stretch out, and after a few weeks your would be all hunch-backed.

      [–]DrMonocle 0 points1 point ago

      Better than becoming undead.

      [–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

      The plug attachment to float on water seems pretty poorly thought out as well. Barring some sort of fins on the outside you're pretty much going to be at the mercy of the current/winds and have to just hope you get somewhere you can get out.

      [–]moxfri 1 point2 points ago

      I immediately thought of the atlaspheres from that show Gladiators in the 90s... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8uI_AHWi40&t=3m45s

      [–]Inktastic 0 points1 point ago

      I feel like there needs to be a system to wipe the zombie guts off the outside of your ball without exiting.

      [–]Zook 1 point2 points ago

      Unscrewable Entrance.

      How the hell do you get in it then?

      [–]TigerWylde 5 points6 points ago

      it comes open, you climb inside, pick up the cover - screw it on to seal the ball.

      When exiting, you unscrew it, set cover aside, get out - take care of business then repeat entrance procedure.

      It's not exactly rocket surgery there bro..

      [–]Asophis 2 points3 points ago

      But, you have to admit, it's pretty much brain science.

      [–]DrMonocle 0 points1 point ago

      Unscrewable as in able to be unscrewed, not as in can't be screwed.

      [–]Durpadoo 0 points1 point ago

      You mean roller blades for extremely fucked up and inefficient travel.

      [–]Thisisacoolname 2 points3 points ago

      Whatever! Soul skaters for life!

      [–]enterfunnynamehere 0 points1 point ago

      Where would one poop?

      [–]ILikeCatsAndBoobs 0 points1 point ago

      Pick up a bag with your extended arm and poop in it. Tie up the bag and squeeze it through the hole, making sure not to puncture the bag.

      [–]Avista 1 point2 points ago

      Then have fun throwing bags of poo at zombies.

      [–]bms51387 0 points1 point ago

      Air?

      [–]bdams19 0 points1 point ago

      You'll just get surrounded by zombies and starve.

      [–]Jpetrov0 0 points1 point ago

      Roll over them and do some undead crowd-surfing?

      [–]facemoosh 0 points1 point ago

      after studying this item in close detail my answer is yes. while bulky and im sure somewhat cumbersome it does seem to have a good purpose. ill back this item during the zombie apocalypse.

      [–]morecoverage 0 points1 point ago

      I know there are pros and cons, but still, fucking genius. Working on drunken ideas of improvement right now...

      [–]ky2391 0 points1 point ago

      you could cover the inside with reflective one way film that way the zombies wont be able to see you inside but you could see out

      [–]ignorantwhitetrash 0 points1 point ago

      I don't think zombies usually detect by sight

      [–]JewelsMonkey 0 points1 point ago

      There should be a roll out ladder in the entrance. Here's why! If you had a lever to pull that could open arms to stabilize the ball from rolling. Then you could unfold the ladder, and shoot some zombies from the entrance hole. The ball is round so they can't climb it. You're all good!

      [–]polkadotsunday 1 point2 points ago

      How do you get oxygen?

      [–]j1032s 0 points1 point ago

      how are you supposed to skate inside that thing?

      [–]willplaykazooforfood 0 points1 point ago

      My first thought: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Wj2w5q7Nd-A#t=29s

      [–]the-finisher2 0 points1 point ago

      makes me think of this vid

      [–]lurkylurkington 0 points1 point ago

      Too excessive. When the zombies come I'm driving to the nearest museum to steal a suit of chainmail and a decent full helm. Wear some padding under it and you can just walk around everywhere laughing as the zombies shatter their teeth trying to eat you.

      [–]Sorryboss -1 points0 points ago

      You'll get pulled down and mobbed...eventually they'll find an opening and rip you to pieces :(

      [–]Uploaded_by_iLurk 0 points1 point ago

      Has anyone thought how hot inside that thing will be with the sun beating down on it?

      [–]Sleep45 0 points1 point ago

      Bad idea.

      [–]MisterWonka 1 point2 points ago

      There must be a subreddit for surviving a zombie apocalypse. Please don't let me down, guys.

      [–]ToastyDelights 0 points1 point ago

      /r/ZombieSurvivalTactics

      [–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

      Unless, you know. They surround you so that you can't move.

      You'll starve first bro.

      [–]laura22lynne 0 points1 point ago

      Whoever thought of the toilet didn't taking women into consideration

      [–]mdoepker 0 points1 point ago

      Soo.....I like this idea, but I poop quite often, so what?

      [–]Simbada 0 points1 point ago

      You'd get fat

      [–]Merfen 0 points1 point ago

      So many issues with this. First you can't go up or down stairs. Second you can't go into doors so you need to either be outside all the time(open to all zombies), leave the ball and leave it outside, or live in a barn. Third if you get surrounded then you will never be able to leave until you die of hunger/thirst. Fourth after a short period of time it would get so dirty from mud,blood dust etc that you would need to get outside and clean it anyways. And last, no efficient way to kill zombies, using a knife through the hole it hard to do while the zombie is rocking the ball, it spill blood inside the ball which would be infected, also very likely they jam their arm in there and scratch you.

      [–]Tonialb007 0 points1 point ago

      Not even funny and its reposted.

      [–]Avista 0 points1 point ago

      :´-((

      [–]JayRages -2 points-1 points ago

      Unscrewable entry/exit

      By that logic it's only one or the other.

      [–]wakinupdrunk 1 point2 points ago

      Not if it's the Absolutely Safe Capsule! Just ask Pokey!

      [–]rockoblocko 0 points1 point ago

      Well, if it unscrews from the inside, it just means that whenever you get out you don't close it back up.

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