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[–]cherrychoochoo 24 points25 points ago

Wouldn't you be upset if someone stole your pet? Your dog? Cat? This is bullshit. It shouldn't be different for ponies. You guys all want equality in marriage, but not equality for ponies. Fuck that

[–]Jorgemeister 10 points11 points ago

Equality for ponies!!!

[–]festeringsore 14 points15 points ago

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense.. am I wrong?

[–]CertifiedStudMuffin 6 points7 points ago

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[–]wert5000 3 points4 points ago

Manya died, MANYA DIED!

[–]Drunk_muslim 12 points13 points ago

Rich girl or not, that's sad. She lost her pet, something millions of other people would be also be upset about. I've had to console my wife (then a girlfriend) when she lost a cat she had since she was a little girl...longest two hours of my life.

[–]Dahappychap 1 point2 points ago

Did your wife make a news story about it?

[–]heyisthisthingon 16 points17 points ago

I'm not even a white girl, and I'd be upset of someone stole my pony.

[–]shaggy1265 7 points8 points ago

I'm not even a girl and I would be upset.

[–]Notloc24 9 points10 points ago

Im not even a pony and I would be upset

[–]conceitedshallowfuck 4 points5 points ago

I have 2 ponies. I'd go on a murderous rampage if someone stole them.

[–]OriginalityPolice 11 points12 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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White girl problems. 895coms 1308pts 1yr pics
Ultimate White Girl Problem 5coms 40pts 1yr reddit.com

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[–]97bluelights 0 points1 point ago

This has been posted much less than I thought it would have been

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 2 points3 points ago

What...so black girls can't get their ponies stolen?

[–]gualin 0 points1 point ago

No

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 0 points1 point ago

Is that because the black girls are the ones that steal them?

[–]gualin 0 points1 point ago

They run faster than ponies, they don't need ponies

[–]kryptykk[!] 4 points5 points ago

"In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up!"

[–]Buck_Futthole 0 points1 point ago

[–]jsd035 1 point2 points ago

Local News problems.

[–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure Uneku Atawodi would be upset, too.

[–]tomtrink 1 point2 points ago

Why's it gotta be white girl problems? Other people have ponies too.

[–]Ryurra -1 points0 points ago

Repost, nigger.

[–]ahvash 1 point2 points ago

Gasp!

[–]eric401hc 0 points1 point ago

I'm never one to bitch about reposts but I've seen this like 3 times in the last 3 months... Shit gets old

[–]SirRosie 0 points1 point ago

Haha that little girl is really upset! I feel like a big man making fun of her!

[–]crazy2thestarz 0 points1 point ago

I may not have a pony, but if anyone had the audacity to steak my pony I'd definitely cry.......AND GET IT BACK!

[–]Dinosounds 1 point2 points ago

Repost problems.