No great story starts with a salad, huh?

DoxBox · 2 months

That didn't start with salad, that started with alcohol! It ended with salad!

BubbleGumSelf · 2 months

I thought this was old Gregg.

MisterGumbee · 2 months

You don't win friends with salad

KnuckleSamich · 2 months

yeah, he's vegetable man.

RyuSythe · 2 months

Cool, someone dressed as a Sylvari for Halloween. OP, x-post this to /r/Guildwars2

motherhydra · 2 months

from ATHF right? Didnt they also have assisted living dracula on the TV too. I seem to remember this salad man's fingers from an episode though...

fawker · 2 months

That took a great deal of effort to produce.

zestypig · 2 months

Does he like rusty spoons?

Lettuce_Get_Weird · 2 months

I'm hard as a rock right now.

Schultzee61 · 2 months

Sweet Sylvari costume.

Snoosy · 2 months

It does if it involves rusty spoons.

TwistTurtle · 2 months

Reminds me of the vegetable gremlin from Gremlins 2.

scooch_magooch · 2 months

Looks like a face on his shoulder.

occulttambourines · 2 months

All I see is this guy.

nvernon123 · 2 months

im glad you lettuce know about this.

7_legged_spider · 2 months

I doubt that any kind of sobriety inspired that.

durendal25 · 2 months

This reminds of the horrible (read: amazing) Lost in Space episode with the carrot man and Dr Smith turning into celery.

Lonomia · 2 months

Simpsons' opinion.

Sliffy · 2 months

While I have a great story that starts with salad, the prologue to it contains copious amounts of alcohol.

StuckeyMurdog · 2 months

you most definitely do not make friends with salad

greenspank34 · 2 months

/r/wtf would like a word with you

m40ofmj · 2 months

thats vegetable man.

hes pretty good

wunderdub · 2 months

Definitely a fan of the ganja crotch (at least it looks like bud =?).

Ninos92 · 2 months

Well at least he's not a vegetable

endless_pools · 2 months

I'm ol' Greg!

scoutu · 2 months

Man that guy looks beet, but lettuce all understand the moral of the story here. You carrot just produce such great work and expect to not be able to ketchup on sleep.

DutchEEE · 2 months

http://i.imgur.com/WPbFf.gif

NandSigger1 · 2 months

Wonder if he's going to get tossed

kendo2000 · 2 months

I had a thought of having a long sleeve shirt and pant's, with tear's in it and where the tear's are there is lettuce, like it's an infection slowly turning people into lettuce.

Ice_tail · 2 months

No. It ended with salad. In the end, when the last human was torn to shreds by the salad man, he too died, and it ended.

RzK · 2 months

"Told a hot girl I like salads, she likes salads too so we went on a date and I got laid.." The end

MrE134 · 2 months

Did you do this to yourself in response to that post?

Cordell2311 · 2 months

"What am i doing with my life?"

JimDandy63 · 2 months

Ok, that is right out of a nightmare!!

Summon_Jet_Truck · 2 months

They said I could be whatever I wanted... So I became salad.

LFBR · 2 months

Carrot fingers...

Hawkonthehill · 2 months

mom always said veggies were good for me... I can't wait to show her this picture.

iamsofired · 2 months

Now thats an impressive costume.

ruben381 · 2 months

Is it just me or does that look like a FIRSTBORN?

EyesWideStupid · 2 months

Piccolo?

Luke00255 · 2 months

TIL how to pick up fat vegetarians

0btusegoose · 2 months

You better eat ALL of that. Foot carrots included.

VaultVanderHuge · 2 months

well you don't win friends with salad Lisa

IBoopYourNose · 2 months

"I'm a scaly man fish!"

Cubitt · 2 months

That's fucking scary

supersenior4x · 2 months

GO HOME SALAD! YOU'RE DRUNK

rrawk · 2 months

salad fingers

im_sooo_sure · 2 months

Missing the obvious cucumber boner.

ignorantwhitetrash · 2 months

Salad fingers woudlve made a pretty good costume

i_are_pant · 2 months

but he looks so sad...

kenba2099 · 2 months

He was actually cosplaying this guy

zombeymonkie · 2 months

My friends and I were discussing rule 34 and we asked my girlfriend to name something so we could test it's extensiveness. She said "salad." I have had a difficult time finding some true salad porn. With this we are getting closer.

princealiofil · 2 months

Yeah but you know the idea started with alcohol or weed or both....probably both

[deleted] · 2 months

macho salad

an_usual_man · 2 months

Wrong!

DevilsBestFriend · 2 months

I think you misinterpreted the word "start"

pinkribbonskies · 2 months

It was a big salad Elaine!

batfiend · 2 months

From this picture, to Salad Fingers, to "What's the matter Mister Fingers, do you not like my mouth-words?" THANKS INTERNET for destroying my brain and filling my skull with insanity.

JonHartigan · 2 months

This would be a pretty legit costume.

8404matchu · 2 months

looks like someone needs his salad tossed...oh god i just went there

Cartoonzinho · 2 months

Is this a PETA version of the furries fetish or something?

1leggeddog · 2 months

Is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see me?

Zangetsu270 · 2 months

This looks like a terrible story, though.

bastardsnow · 2 months

you win the internet.

radherring · 2 months

Looking a little wilted.

Soylent_Joe · 2 months

"Salad Thing"

IgnoreTheSpelling · 2 months

You don't win friends with Salad!

RilesP · 2 months

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0su0tZ10r1r4fiax.gif

PM_Me_For_Drugs · 2 months

IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A CABBAGE FOR A HEAD, ISN'T IT?

RalarenOTC · 2 months

I have this feeling that bugs are crawling ALL OVER HIM. So itchy. fuckwhywontitstop.

jeannaimard · 2 months

Seems the carrots are not where they ought to be…

IamNegativeSpace · 2 months

117! Whoop whoop!

Enigma776 · 2 months

Where is Jayce and his wheeled warriors when you need them.

cynicalprick01 · 2 months

SO...

ikki42 · 2 months

I just want to know how its all attached.

EvoEpitaph · 2 months

Crosspost this to Guildwars2. It's a sylvari costume!

khz93 · 2 months

Using food stamps to buy your costume. Clever. Very clever indeed.

Smackithdown · 2 months

He got tossed hard. Get it?

thalab · 2 months

You don't win friends with salad.

Hairyjon · 2 months

You don't make friends with salad.

sndwsn · 2 months

Looks like it could be a pokemon!

CJKay · 2 months

What's wrong? You look a little...green.

whitekeys · 2 months

His sisters are cute.

JonnyBrah · 2 months

Partygoer #1: "That guy's kind of drunk and bring down the party."

Partygoer #2: "It's your place, you toss the salad man"

Partygoer #1: "Really bro?"

Partygoer #2: "Tee hee"

UtMan88 · 2 months

Michael Bay presents...

Captain Planet

LandsharkRAWR · 2 months

frankenfood? the hippies were right!

merw1 · 2 months

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3rkmpe/

turdferguson135 · 2 months

You don't make friends with salad! You don't make friends with salad!

megaphonehellion · 2 months

My Response:

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Devanismyname · 2 months

At first I thought it was a severed head in a bunch vegetables.

kemero · 2 months

Well, you are what you eat..

disbmahthroway · 2 months

Incredible waste of food. I'm not a Negative Nancy or anything, I just think people could be eating those vegetables?

Chubby-Bubbles · 2 months

Is it just me or does he look like he'd be another random villain on DragonBall Z?

hpfanficluvr · 2 months

Where is uncle lettuce? He is in every other thread known to man, but not here? This seems off. I want a story from Uncle Lettuce!

MainlandX · 2 months

Kefka?

fannyj · 2 months

Captain Peta?

[deleted] · 2 months

Guys calm down, it's just Trahearne

Dirtywookiefoot · 2 months

Am i the only one who thinks this is just a waste of food?

Faraazn · 2 months

Where's Gohan?

johnnybad82 · 2 months

Wow. You when for creeping me out the most today. That's say something.

MrFinigan · 2 months

guys check it out, Salad finger's gay brother

tacocochanel · 2 months

Dude doesn't carrot all.

questiondagovt · 2 months

Yea he's vegetable man

Yus0 · 2 months

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/072/b/f/super_fast_pic_of_piccolo_from_dbz_cos_i_was_bored_by_darkly_shaded_shadow-d4snmwv.jpg

likeBruceSpringsteen · 2 months

Make an assessment...

daboof · 2 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Eat your vegetables they said...	2^coms	2^pts	1^mo	WTF
Veggie man	69^coms	697^pts	2^mos	WTF
"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Lettuce." "Lettuce Who?"	24^coms	131^pts	8^mos	WTF
"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Lettuce." "Lettuce Who?"	14^coms	102^pts	8^mos	funny
What's Up, Doc?	11^coms	44^pts	9^mos	pics
They told me I can be whatever I wanted.	18^coms	72^pts	7^mos	WTF
Thank God he didn't use ranch.	10^coms	48^pts	1^mo	WTF
Have you had your daily serving of vegetables?	2^coms	2^pts	1^mo	WTF
"Vegetable Man"	0^coms	-1^pt	1^mo	WTF
Just vegetating on the couch	19^coms	250^pts	8^mos	pics
Veggy man is tired..	16^coms	61^pts	1^yr	WTF

source: karmadecay

Naynae · 2 months

Not funny. Fucked up :(

turtlesnshit1 · 2 months

http://imgur.com/gallery/vCkjp

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