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[–]Logue1021 563 points564 points ago

[–]cjmook21 853 points854 points ago

[–]casualblair 48 points49 points ago

Out of all of them, this one is by far my favorite.

[–]Dusk_v731 20 points21 points ago

[–]stran9er 1 point2 points ago

This is awesome! Am I the only one that heard Bob Barker read that (in the back of my head) as in the TV show?

[–]DaemonDanton 260 points261 points ago

[–]Atari_Ferrari 52 points53 points ago

Calvin using the word fag... And now the world no longer seems as it did.

I guess he was on a downward spiral since pissing on Ford symbols.

[–]benihana 37 points38 points ago

Just wait until you get into high school and people start smoking cigarettes

[–]Apollo64 9 points10 points ago

I never did like that sticker...

[–]lmkarhoff 4 points5 points ago

Can someone explain to me why half those links open up new tabs in my browser while the other half redirect my current window to the page? This has bothered me for quite some time.

[–]11oops 3 points4 points ago

Who knows. Get RES and/or HoverZoom and you don't have to worry abut it anymore.

[–]RiiBzxX 134 points135 points ago

[–]GuardianSK96 42 points43 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]aahdin 153 points154 points ago

[–]Stab-Master-Arson 168 points169 points ago

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 61 points62 points ago

[–]Infamous_Rage 101 points102 points ago

[–]WhatIObserve 4 points5 points ago

how ironic

[–]stran9er 2 points3 points ago

Well played, well played.

[–]THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN 49 points50 points ago

This one's my favorite.

ಥ‿ಥ

[–]Spr09 26 points27 points ago

Damn it, I want a fun username like THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN.

[–]sunkid 29 points30 points ago

CunderThuntMountain is still available!

[–]CUNDERTHUNTMOUNTAIN 242 points243 points ago

Not Anymore.

[–]sunkid 15 points16 points ago

You're welcome!

[–]tillicum 5 points6 points ago

Well there's always MOUNTAINTHUNDERCUNT.

[–]MOUNTAINOTHUNDERCUNT 8 points9 points ago

Howdy!

[–]thenick123 6 points7 points ago

Funniest shit I've seen allllll day. Thank you.

[–]TheDroopy 8 points9 points ago

That's an interesting trajectory

[–]lemoncholly 7 points8 points ago

You have to account for wind.

[–]ewd444 32 points33 points ago

That's so poorly done.

[–]elbruce 11 points12 points ago

Well the execution may not be very good, but the idea behind it is awful.

[–]KalimasPinky 84 points85 points ago

This entire chain just went a long way to restoring my faith in reddit.

Obligatory... http://i.imgur.com/5zQXd.jpg

[–]Pariah119 98 points99 points ago

[–]THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN 81 points82 points ago

[–]psuedopseudo 15 points16 points ago

[–]Checksbounce 103 points104 points ago

[–]ARCHIVEbit 89 points90 points ago

[–]Hruigo 19 points20 points ago

this one is still my favorite.

[–]Bigpoppapreece 8 points9 points ago

God dammit, all these fucking pictures are too much to handle! XD

[–]Noobtits 9 points10 points ago

[–]Cynical_Bastard_ 3 points4 points ago

Damn. I was VERY excited for one second.

[–]broken86 8 points9 points ago

I liked the OP version better

[–]moosecliffwood 2 points3 points ago

ONTD on Reddit. My internet is caving in!

[–]moveease 2 points3 points ago

ahhh, the golden age of photoshop

[–]minodul 2 points3 points ago

Well, that was disappointing.

[–]spence907 0 points1 point ago

the sweetest justice is internet justice.

[–]JianKui 1 point2 points ago

Well that disappointed quickly.

[–]drummerp64 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that by the time I finished this comment thread of faggotry, I'd already forgotten what the OP was?

[–]strobes142 238 points239 points ago

This can't be real

[–]justsomeotherperson 205 points206 points ago

[–]yogaboya 207 points208 points ago

Only on reddit can you cite a source that cites reddit

[–]justsomeotherperson 20 points21 points ago

I was a bit torn between posting the link directly to reddit and the link sort of blaming reddit for spreading the picture.

[–]root88 7 points8 points ago

from 2010

[–]Twiplepoo 36 points37 points ago

Oh, what a douche.

[–]Randamba 22 points23 points ago

I <3 ONTD means, I love Oh No They Didn't. I can't believe the author didn't think of that after he found out that the guy is from the ONTD website.

Now, whether or not that napkin said that when Taylor Swift posed for the picture, or if the original picture was never posted and was doctored to say "I <3 ONTD", I have no idea.

[–]maxman3000 11 points12 points ago

I thought that signature looked way too good for a sharpie.

[–]angelsklutch 3 points4 points ago

That's what I came to say. One does not simply switch from print to calligraphy... Let alone with a damn Sharpie.

[–]critercat 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, because we all check reddit for "news":

This blogger discovered the photo below after checking the social bookmarking site Reddit.com for news.

[–]downesy 8 points9 points ago

"Now Taylor Swift didn't actually write that." What?!

[–]red321red321 34 points35 points ago

[–]tmotom 55 points56 points ago

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

My time to shine.

[–]justsomeotherperson 7 points8 points ago

Just wait until election day is over. You'll probably crash that site if you post it in the appropriate political subreddit.

[–]tmotom 5 points6 points ago

6000000 upvotes will be mine! >:D

[–]welshyboy101 3 points4 points ago

unmentionables and tiiiiiiits

[–]MondoStud 3 points4 points ago

Oh shit. Some dickwad journalist is already churning shit news out of this reddit post. He forgot to add that OP is faggot.

[–]TheFeb29thInflux 0 points1 point ago

I guess I didn't have to do a whole lot of digging through comments to find out if this was fake

[–]txjdiesel 3 points4 points ago

I dug through a whole lot of hilarious "OP is a Faggot" comments and, eventually, I got the hint.

[–]oldmoneey 101 points102 points ago

[–]LuckoftheFryish 35 points36 points ago

Jesus christ that loaded slowly for me, and was terrifying when it did.

[–]awsumnes 13 points14 points ago

I read that as Jesus Christ loaded slowly for me

[–]OppositeImage 34 points35 points ago

it took three fucking days

[–]purdueracer78 3 points4 points ago

It didn't load slowly, it's that slow every time.

[–]Squishpoke 12 points13 points ago

Okay, that is creepy.

[–]togepi258 20 points21 points ago

I was about to down-vote you, then the head moved.

[–]unwanted_puppy 4 points5 points ago

holy fuck!

[–]daybreaker 9 points10 points ago

Of course it's real. You can tell by the fact Taylor Swift has perfect handwriting in that every letter always looks the same with no variation except maybe degree of rotation. Doesnt everyone have handwriting just as good as computer fonts?

[–]betafish37 3 points4 points ago

This can't be forever

[–]nononomebusy 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged as Hairy Ball Scratcher... why is this?

[–]craniumonempty 0 points1 point ago

Link the post where you decided to tag someone in the tag, so you can figure it out on your own.

[–]RockDrill 3 points4 points ago

It was photoshopped using a potato, so no, it's not real.

[–]AlexanderCh 50 points51 points ago

This is most definitely fake. I can't remember what the original one said but I saw it somewhere on 4chan

[–]a-dark-passenger 12 points13 points ago

I <3 ON TD

[–]capoeirista13 10 points11 points ago

what's that mean

[–]cntrstrk14 16 points17 points ago

She hearts ONTD, duh.

[–]Checksbounce 11 points12 points ago

Oh No They Didn't!

[–]limonhead 7 points8 points ago

Oh No They Didn't, a celebrity gossip site hosted on Livejournal

[–]capoeirista13 6 points7 points ago

this would explain why I had no idea what that meant

[–]Timibumatay 4 points5 points ago

" I <3 ONTD "

[–]Mrs_Cuntrag 33 points34 points ago

There is no way she would use those crass words. Her image is too wholesome.

[–]ragingroger 87 points88 points ago

Yes, quite crass... Tell me, is there a Mr_Cuntrag?

[–]Verus_Amicus -1 points0 points ago

MRS.

[–]ShadowFalcon 92 points93 points ago

[–]bassistmuzikman 9 points10 points ago

Good god she's attractive.

[–]AppleJuiceCookies 46 points47 points ago

When I thought it was real, she looked twice as attractive in my eyes. It was a nice moment while it lasted.

[–]Teknofobe 53 points54 points ago

Dating her would be a win-win. If it works out, you have a hot, successful musician wife with loads of cash. If it doesn't work out, you will be forever immortalized in one of her songs.

[–]MPSDragline 14 points15 points ago

I'd take that opportunity

[–]Lepinaut 13 points14 points ago

Everyone does.

[–]Rphenom 3 points4 points ago

STOP IT! T_T Tswift would never.. she does not get around! she ... she ... T_T

[–]onfire9123 3 points4 points ago

Well I WAS an Auburn fan, but now I'm not sure...

[–]JesusRollerBlading 20 points21 points ago

[–]rawdfarva 16 points17 points ago

troll tide

[–]cale69er 4 points5 points ago

Taylor swift can sit on my face.

[–]Blazer9000 6 points7 points ago

That's... not real...

[–]intensenerd 9 points10 points ago

Like whore island?

[–]MTYW 7 points8 points ago

That's not......a real place.

[–]13oken 3 points4 points ago

Want proof there is no god? Here it is... because this is a fake...

[–]A13X37[!] 3 points4 points ago

She is so hot... and OP is a bitch.

[–]Dr_Ben 3 points4 points ago

[–]cjowens 7 points8 points ago

I sooooooo wish this was real.

[–]carny666 10 points11 points ago

FAKE... GAY... OLD... REPOST... pick a card!

[–]hwaltman 19 points20 points ago

Real or fake...still going for LSU!

[–]ImJa 16 points17 points ago

All I know is that Saban's pre-game sacrificial offering to the devil will have to be extra pleasing to the dark lord this saturday. LSU could pull it off.

[–]cabbageloins 11 points12 points ago

Why would Saban sacrifice something to himself?

[–]bamfor 4 points5 points ago

What can be said? He likes blood

[–]helium_farts 13 points14 points ago

You can cheer for LSU all you want, but it won't do you any good.

[–]tubbstosterone 6 points7 points ago

Is this an indication that everyone knows Alabama is going to DESTROY LSU tomorrow? ROLL TIDE.

[–]t3rneado 0 points1 point ago

Also please stop reposting.. Usually no big deal but everyday I'm on Reddit I see this up again..

[–]gmikoner 2 points3 points ago

Old and Fake

[–]tellymundo 2 points3 points ago

I am diggin the Made in Detroit jacket though...

[–]cajungator3 2 points3 points ago

I can't support a team that sounds like the beginning of a bad period.

[–]dno_bot 1 point2 points ago

Wearing a made in detroit shirt!!!

[–]Spencur 0 points1 point ago

she is still pretty

[–]Splashfisbro 0 points1 point ago

I hope he got that notarized...

[–]nick8aces 2 points3 points ago

down with OP

[–]Ragnorok3141 0 points1 point ago

You're an idiot.

[–]neferr 4 points5 points ago

[–]CryingBlood 2 points3 points ago

Seriously dude? Taylor Swift is one of the nicest celebrities and is such a truly good person. The op on the other hand, is a faggot.

[–]papashawnsky 4 points5 points ago

Came for the photo, stayed for the "OP is a faggot" comments

[–]tntvegan 1 point2 points ago

Geaux Tigers, you can keep tswift. Annnd downvotes.

[–]ThePercival 2 points3 points ago

and then write a song about it

[–]ModemGhost 2 points3 points ago

Not this shit again.

[–]standingboot9 -2 points-1 points ago

Its a funny photoshop at least

[–]onnoashee 0 points1 point ago

GO ALABAMA!!! YEAH! BEAT THE EVERYBODY BECAUSE WE GET THE TAYLOR SWIFT!

[–]Markasaurus23 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]dreamster55 -1 points0 points ago

OH FUCK

[–]jakenice1 0 points1 point ago

Reppin' the D!

[–]J_hoff -1 points0 points ago

I am rooting for Jeff

[–]ShamrockE-10 0 points1 point ago

Blatantly photo shopped...

[–]rawilleq 0 points1 point ago

how in hell is her signature that much wider than the other writing?

[–]tHEkCAJ 1 point2 points ago

soo what subreddit is that gonna be on

[–]Br0da 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit

[–]HarrierAce101 0 points1 point ago

If only this could be true

[–]insigmah -1 points0 points ago

the look on that guys face is just epic :p

[–]lamorsa92 1 point2 points ago

Every comment to this post is killing me. This is why I love reddit.

[–]ZOOTHAR 1 point2 points ago

great guys now she has new material for a song... O_o

[–]macutchi 1 point2 points ago

The teeth to cheek separation of the kid is fucking freaking me well out, Johnny Briggs is the safe word, Johnny Briggs, johnny Briggs

OO DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

[–]imjustdrunk 1 point2 points ago

Damn. This some 4Chan ass shit up in here.

[–]thecolinmcgovern 0 points1 point ago

how would you sign in calligraphy with a sharpie marker?

[–]T0pCa7 0 points1 point ago

How many of you change your vote after you saw original one?

[–]jiggahuh 1 point2 points ago

Reddit has spoken. You screwed up brah.

[–]FalconOne 1 point2 points ago

OH, the things I would do just to shake her hand.

[–]MOARawsums 2 points3 points ago

Yeah me too man. I would pretty much do anything to shake her hand with my penis.

[–]The_Fortune_Soul 0 points1 point ago

Saved.

[–]shaggy1265 1 point2 points ago

To be honest I never really thought she was really all that hot before I saw this picture (I know it's fake so it's no the note that makes her hot).

She should wear less make up more often. All the pictures of her on Google show her wearing a ton of it.

She personally has a much prettier natural look.

[–]strutmcphearson 1 point2 points ago

THROW THE GAME

[–]TomHardon 0 points1 point ago

Well that didn't go the way you expected it to, now did it Mr McBurger.

[–]myxfreakyxself 0 points1 point ago

Not only is this fake but this is soooo last year

[–]SourCreamWater -1 points0 points ago

Dude, it's 'Bama. They'll win.

[–]Yonnzl 1 point2 points ago

T Swizzle always looks stoned as fuck

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

nice hoodie taylor.

[–]nerocaesar 1 point2 points ago

Nice try, but a handwriting font? So obvious

[–]derpplease -1 points0 points ago

It's funny in the photo shopped pic the guy looks like a bad ass. And in the op he is a total fag

[–]RizzoFromDigg -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha it's Dave, I know this guy! I remembered his name before I remembered who the celebrity was.

[–]MyLittlePuss -1 points0 points ago

ROLL TIDE

[–]cosmoceratops 0 points1 point ago

All the gifs in the top post really put into perspective those handful of downvotes I've received in the past.

[–]Linkfan197 0 points1 point ago

nope nope nope. as much as i wish this were true, nope. proof

[–]TeslaBoyGangsta 0 points1 point ago

Photoshop is awesome!

[–]Baridi 0 points1 point ago

ROLL TIDE. I would rather my ND face a worthy opponent than fucking white trash K state.

[–]_Discord_ 2 points3 points ago

I don't know what I'm looking for.

[–]come_on_seth 0 points1 point ago

Taylor

[–]mountainmafia 0 points1 point ago

Boy does the internet love fucking with this woman.

[–]abc123doremi 1 point2 points ago

It would be great if Taylor Swift could go ahead & get Reddit shut down so I can have my life back.

[–]shaniman21 0 points1 point ago

and that my dear boy explains why op's a fag!

[–]eatmyshit 0 points1 point ago

She's even better looking without all the makeup (less makeup)