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Pete, the foul bachelor dog (imgur.com)

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[–]JiovanniTheGREAT 116 points117 points ago

Drinking while masturbating, multi-tasking at its finest.

[–]FeelingCute 21 points22 points ago

He's not masturbating. Just keeping things secure while enjoying a beer.

[–]theodrixx 7 points8 points ago

Good, they're still there.

[–]Cheese_Bits 4 points5 points ago

Drinking a beer and a beer flavoured beverage too! Pretty damn good for a guy without thumbs.

[–]katamarimasu 3 points4 points ago

Bud light tastes like beer? I don't think so.

[–]Cheese_Bits 5 points6 points ago

He's a dog! What does he know? He licks his own butt, bud light can't be much worse...

[–]The_storm_is_coming 1 point2 points ago

Oh it is..

[–]muttur 91 points92 points ago

A for effort. U for uncomfortable similarity to my life.

[–]petekill 26 points27 points ago

My name is Pete and this is my life.

[–]wsgy1111 10 points11 points ago

I identified with this post too much for comfort as well

[–]GOATSQUIRTS 0 points1 point ago

U?

[–]jazxfire 19 points20 points ago

He's not foul bachelor dog he's depressed dog :(

[–]ginger_lover 7 points8 points ago

story of my fucking life

[–]jazxfire 4 points5 points ago

I hope up you're ok man

[–]ag3nt0range 18 points19 points ago

Brilliant! Love the quality photography too. A lot of pet posts are lacking that these days...

[–]sjhill 33 points34 points ago

I bet he was feeling a little ruff in the morning.

I'll see myself out.

[–]BatMark 9 points10 points ago

His coffee probably didn't have the bite he needed to wake up.

[–]JizzPoweredSteamboat 3 points4 points ago

He barely took a paws to start drinking when he got off work.

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

Whelp, this was fun while it lasted.

[–]maverick_adam 2 points3 points ago

Barks has bite

[–]JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU 3 points4 points ago

Oh, you are a wag.

[–]absurdlogic 10 points11 points ago

Foul? Wait, I thought I had a decent setup here, don't you come bursting my bubble!

[–]Durpadoo 9 points10 points ago

He showered, that part needs to be removed.

[–]GhostOf2010 6 points7 points ago

At least he gets breakfast as soon as he wakes up.

[–]z1bbo 7 points8 points ago

The fourth picture somehow reminds me of Stringer Bell... don't ask why

[–]Zabedisi 6 points7 points ago

Uncanny

[–]jamesdakrn 0 points1 point ago

WHERE'S WALLACE!

D'angelo BARKsdale

...

[–]lexiw 6 points7 points ago

Story of my life.

[–]wilska 4 points5 points ago

No shower beer?

[–]aaronaqua1 0 points1 point ago

Pete needs to drastically reduce his alcohol intake.

[–]tamwow19 2 points3 points ago

That last picture depresses the shit out of me.

He just looks so sad..

[–]dog_in_the_vent 2 points3 points ago

I feel the pain in his eyes in the last photo.

[–]iamtenten 1 point2 points ago

i love that he has an autographed dog photo in the first shot - perhaps the reason that he is all depressed?

[–]RavenPixie 0 points1 point ago

This dog needs sorted out, you need to have a word with your grubby best friend.

[–]slyder565 -1 points0 points ago

I do this except I do it with another man. And sex.

[–]spontaneosaur 1 point2 points ago

4.5: Drinks the bottle of Seagrams Gin on the desk during work.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]evilted 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's drinking a beer. The gin's for later.

[–]BeBoop 0 points1 point ago

He's a beauty! These are so adorable.

[–]Goddayyum 1 point2 points ago

The third picture reminds me of this.

[–]Rauol_Duke 0 points1 point ago

I almost cried

[–]misterfanwank 0 points1 point ago

You won't fix this problem by the hair of the dog!

[–]eyecite 0 points1 point ago

Showers?

[–]downtotheground 1 point2 points ago

This is me, minus the vomit part.

[–]Ninjatree 0 points1 point ago

Starting to like this surge of canine related posts in this feline ravaged internet.

[–]gockets -1 points0 points ago

Isn't... Isn't that a female dog?

[–]Rauol_Duke 0 points1 point ago

No, he's castrated.

[–]Tenshik 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard imagining you setting up your dog for these pictures.

[–]DrHAAXorus 0 points1 point ago

Shower? I think not!

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

He's been like this ever since he lost his balls.

[–]xenodius 0 points1 point ago

That poor dog

[–]IdiotMD 0 points1 point ago

Oh, my god! I'm Pete.

[–]pooinmyloo 0 points1 point ago

Man, this is my life in pictures. Now, if I could lick my own balls....

[–]k9centipede 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a

"Hung over and vomits in the morning.

Breakfast is served."

line involved somewhere.

Dogs are gross.

[–]johnbeeharvard 0 points1 point ago

Pete is not a "Foul Bachelor"

Pete is an alcoholic and should seek help for this debilitating problem.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

It even loops perfectly!

[–]lowenergyqueen 0 points1 point ago

poor dog :(

[–]lanthanide 0 points1 point ago

I know that dog. Who from Creative Circus posted this?

[–]electropulses 0 points1 point ago

Pete, you need to seek help.

[–]SkoopDaHoop 0 points1 point ago

At least dogs will never have to be slaves to routine for eternity.

[–]walkthedog 0 points1 point ago

Skip the shower and we've pretty much nailed it for me.

[–]No-Im-Not-Serious 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that is really foul! Look how clean everything is! Gross!

[–]A_Marie3 0 points1 point ago

Your dog and my dog.. Are alike. http://i.imgur.com/xP5Em.jpg

[–]ddfitz 0 points1 point ago

I know this post will probably turn into a meme, but I just wanted to say these are great shots! And props to your dog for being so chill! He must be well trained.

[–]xmac 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how many people, me included, are sat here thinking "That's my life summed up in a few doggy photos . . ." .. :) Apart from that - real cute dog!

[–]xmac 0 points1 point ago

Oh and I also just noticed ... is that supposed to be his doggy girlfriend in a picture on the bedside table with the word 'DIE' written on it? lol

[–]redscare37 0 points1 point ago

Take out the vomit part and that's basically my life.

[–]Thatmadrabbit 0 points1 point ago

Poor depressed Pete.

[–]sigaven 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised at how well those glasses fit.

[–]Sewer_Ice 0 points1 point ago

This With a beer.

[–]GloriousGoldenPants 0 points1 point ago

I love you, Pete. Are you single?

[–]Fosnez 0 points1 point ago

An inspiration to us all!

[–]Roofiemartini 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate the fact that he covered his rocket in the final photo like a gentleman.

[–]fadeawayagain -1 points0 points ago

The narrator in my head sounded like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=wgQNx_aRZgk

[–]Esch_A_Sketch 0 points1 point ago

As another user pointed out - these seems more like a depressed dog than anything.

[–]natatatco 1 point2 points ago

https://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/excellent_would_lol_again_dog.jpg

[–]Mrs_Cuntrag -3 points-2 points ago

Dude he's fapping in the last photo! Bad dog!

[–]dMarrs -3 points-2 points ago

this is my life. but i am fucking the ugly poodle next door.

[–]jrock9381 -4 points-3 points ago

Sir, you definitely need to get Pete some professional counseling. Evidenced by his preference for Bud Light, anyone can see he is in a downward spiral. Poor guy.

[–]marylandmymaryland 2 points3 points ago

NO WAY! YOU DRINK CRAFT BEER TOO?

OH MY FUCKING GOD! HOW GOOD IS DOGFISH HEAD?

[–]jrock9381 -4 points-3 points ago

Don't know. But Bitch Creek and Salmon Fly are awesome. (Up in WY here!)

[–]johnshafto 0 points1 point ago

whoever took these from my facebook, you're awesome. :D

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