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Scumbag Stephanie (i.imgur.com)

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[–]dagobahh 534 points535 points ago

Makes you go down on her?

[–]Abominati0n 232 points233 points ago

Seriously. I don't see how that's a bad thing.

[–]tmck84 251 points252 points ago

This is VERY conditional. You can't have gone down on many girls if you haven't come (hehe) across one that was downright unpleasant down there. It can be a dream, and it can also be a nightmare.

[–]DrizzleFoSnizzle 138 points139 points ago

...Jolly Rancher

[–]poopooindapaints 117 points118 points ago

Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in!!!

[–]Thecrumblingcookie 54 points55 points ago

For those of you who don't understand this reference. Be warned this is nsfw, nsfl, and disgusting. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...

Edit: I feel guilt for condemning more of you, but at the same time relieved that I am not alone.

[–]biladelph 13 points14 points ago

Why..why didn't I heed to your warnings :(

[–]CaptainReallyObvious 8 points9 points ago

Don't go there. I still regret it. It's worse than 2 girls 1 cup. >.<

[–]ColonolSexy 7 points8 points ago

Don't click it, it involves chewing.

[–]Cithog 6 points7 points ago

Dear God I should not have read that while eating.

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      [–]keister 79 points80 points ago

      My first (sexual) girlfriend ever, her V could not even be saved by a jolly rancher. For 3 years I ate her nasty V with no idea to how nasty it really was. Looking back, it tasted like a sour pretzel. She would never give me a BJ because, like scumbag Stephanie, she thought it was 'gross' (how could i convince her? I think giving a BJ would be terrible too). It took several years and several girls later to find that there are indeed great tasting CLEAN vag's out there. The current V that I munch on is clean, not very furry, and is quite tasty (no need for jolly rancher). Moral of the story: there are many untasty V's out there... but if you keep looking, you will find a tasty one.

      [–]Netstorm19 46 points47 points ago

      sour pretzel

      I hate that my mouth instantly recognized this from my own retrospectively gross ex-girlfriend.

      [–]SAYING_BAD_THINGS 9 points10 points ago

      Bro Pro Tip: always make sure your lady friend goes to the bathroom after sex. You're most likely munching on a yeast infection.

      [–]peacefrog812 4 points5 points ago

      Peeing after sex helps reduce UTI's, not yeast infections. Sex alone can cause a yeast infection.

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          [–]cydius11 5 points6 points ago

          I don't think this gent knows the Jolly Rancher story

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            [–]xkoala 7 points8 points ago

            This man shows his shit

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              [–]kltruler 13 points14 points ago

              If it smells like fish it is a dish

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                [–]thursdae 16 points17 points ago

                Eh.. Ex-wife tried to bribe me out of it. She would just stop giving me her shitty blowjobs if I didn't go down on her stanky vagina. Whoop.

                Lead me to believe that going down on women was a horrible occasion and that men just sucked it up and pretended to like it. All because she didn't have proper hygiene.

                She gave me lots of terrible misconceptions about sex, actually.. Like that her inability to ride me was my fault, due to the shape of my dick. That's what she told me. Turns out she was just terribly overweight. No other girl I've had sex with had this issue.

                My last girlfriend killed those misconceptions for me. She cleaned properly and good times were had by all. Turns out I enjoy going down on women as much as the next straight guy.

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                  [–]eagerpegasus 1292 points1293 points ago

                  I think the reverse is way more common. I think every woman I know expects to give blowjobs to an SO, but several of them have never received oral.

                  [–]HermyKermy 652 points653 points ago

                  I've slept with 4 men, and only one of them has ever gone down on me and didn't think it was "gross".

                  [–]bob_blah_bob 877 points878 points ago

                  What are you doing later?

                  [–]HermyKermy 978 points979 points ago

                  Hanging out with the one guy who does; my boyfriend.

                  [–]bob_blah_bob 1148 points1149 points ago

                  Give him a high five from me!

                  [–]EasilyTurnedOn 1132 points1133 points ago

                  Good save.

                  [–]i_like_salad 408 points409 points ago

                  Eiffel tower

                  [–]MisterFDotCom 118 points119 points ago

                  This is fairly enjoyable.

                  [–]esoterrorcat 86 points87 points ago

                  minus the inevitable eye contact

                  [–]tijoy 11 points12 points ago

                  Caesar

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                    [–]workitselfoutfine 32 points33 points ago

                    Too beta...should've went for the kill.

                    [–]darthstupidious 240 points241 points ago

                    smooth recovery, brah.

                    [–]maveric1k 24 points25 points ago

                    Brohonestly.

                    [–]notyourbrah 46 points47 points ago

                    No.

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                      [–]IAteAMachine 168 points169 points ago

                      HermyKermy: high five

                      Mr. HermyKermy: what was that?

                      HermyKermy: That was from bob_blah_bob on reddit for eating me out

                      [–]zboy613 33 points34 points ago

                      Looks at username

                      Why does your breath smell like wd40?

                      [–]EndoplasmicRectum 32 points33 points ago

                      I think the real question is:

                      "Why does WD40 smell so good?"

                      [–]mountainfreshh 17 points18 points ago

                      "Why does WD40 taste so good?" FTFY

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                            [–]KarmaKanadian 17 points18 points ago

                            Bob Loblaw?

                            [–]red321red321 25 points26 points ago

                            You're going to be giving yourself your own five tonight buddy. Tough luck.

                            [–]Thebobinator 20 points21 points ago

                            slowclap

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                              [–]purdieshuffle 31 points32 points ago

                              FUCK YOU. WHISKEEEY

                              [–]LilMaiden 7 points8 points ago

                              I rarely watch videos from the comments section, but I'm glad I watched this. Bravo!

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                                [–]johndprob 53 points54 points ago

                                Just a question do other guys REALLy have that much of an issue with it? im gonna be honest my girl friend and i do quick oral on freakin loading screens i dont get why people have an issue with it.

                                [–]johnholmescock 22 points23 points ago

                                Fuck, you want to get Train Simulator 2013. Those loading screens go on for fucking hours.

                                Choo Choo! Motherfucker!

                                [–]estanmilko 19 points20 points ago

                                But NEVER chew chew.

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                                  [–]LiveAndLetDiarrhea 39 points40 points ago

                                  wat

                                  [–]Aevee 36 points37 points ago

                                  Loading screens, while they're playing video games.

                                  I wonder if that's the only occasion in history to complain about not enough lag.

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                                    [–]howardhus 7 points8 points ago

                                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

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                                      [–]WideLight 149 points150 points ago

                                      Were they young men? I had a bad experience when I was young: I went down on a girl for the first time ever and she was... not clean. Put me off of doing it forever because I thought it was disgusting. About 10 years later I wised up and learned that it's not gross in normal circumstances. Anyway, learned my lesson. Now I eat pussy like a champ and love every minute of it.

                                      • Edit: I feel like I should be clear here. When I say "not clean" I mean NOT CLEAN, not "hasn't taken a shower in a couple of days". It was significantly traumatic.

                                      [–]EjaculateEvacuator 29 points30 points ago

                                      Always play around down there first. Those fingers are the perfect litmus for funky junk. If you're good to go, go down in a blaze of glory and come up a better man.

                                      [–]happyhyphae 47 points48 points ago

                                      depends on what your goal is. if you want to make her feel good, oral before fingering works much better. fingers shoved into a pussy that hasn't been warmed up first = OUCH. especially if you're not smart enough to lick them first or put some lube on them. dry finger in dry pussy = DOUBLE OUCH.

                                      i think that's the biggest, most common mistake i've run into with guys i've slept with; going for the fingering too early/aggressively.

                                      source: i have a vagina and a sex life.

                                      [–]mangedrabbit 18 points19 points ago

                                      Dry? This concept is foreign to me.

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                                        [–]mroreo 139 points140 points ago

                                        Dude, I had the same experience... Haven't been able to do it since. Just afraid it will be the same incredibly rank, pungent smell and taste of that first time I did it. How did you get over it?

                                        [–]gnomestress 205 points206 points ago

                                        Shower together first if you can. Flavored lube also helps. If you still can't stand it, try to remember that your junk probably doesn't taste like junior mints and sunshine and your balls aren't pine scented either.

                                        To those people downvoting this guy, he's trying to get over a hangup that keeps him from reciprocating oral sex. Wanting to reciprocate should get upvotes not downvotes.

                                        [–]Rhakan 75 points76 points ago

                                        remember that your junk probably doesn't taste like junior mints and sunshine and your balls aren't pine scented either.

                                        Wait a minute, you mean it's not supposed to smell like pine trees?

                                        [–]baldylox 40 points41 points ago

                                        That's why I always hang one of those green pine-scented car air fresheners from my junk. It keeps everything smelling nice and looks darn festive.

                                        [–]Spread_Liberally 40 points41 points ago

                                        I'm now going to wake my wife up on Xmas likes this.

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                                          [–]gnomestress 59 points60 points ago

                                          For the good of women (and men!) everywhere, please have as many sons as possible. We need to propagate your genes.

                                          [–]Silkku 5 points6 points ago

                                          I don't really know about the men part, I'd hate to have to compete with dudes that have balls that smell so much better than mine

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                                            [–]Asimoff 23 points24 points ago

                                            Flavored lube also helps.

                                            I dunno, man. It should be about the pure taste of pussy.

                                            [–]gnomestress 13 points14 points ago

                                            I'm a bi girl. That said, I'd rather have pina colada than pussy colada. Different strokes for different folks I guess. :)

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                                              [–]thelittlestsquid 14 points15 points ago

                                              Make sure the flavored lube you use is free of sugar and safe to use on the pussy! Yeast infections make cunnilingus even less palatable.

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                                                [–]ScubaPlays 23 points24 points ago

                                                Yeah my ex's burned my tounge.

                                                [–]CamelToad88 23 points24 points ago

                                                Fire crotch?

                                                [–]ScubaPlays 25 points26 points ago

                                                Just...very sour...VERY sour.

                                                [–]Asimoff 49 points50 points ago

                                                Sourpuss!

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                                                    [–]WideLight 24 points25 points ago

                                                    I don't know. Probably just time made the memory fade enough. Actually, I remember the exact moment I got over it. I hooked up with a girl at a party and went back to my place. I was kinda drunk and she wanted to 69, so the booze said "sure whatever," and it turned out to be quite pleasant.

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                                                      [–]Rphenom 8 points9 points ago

                                                      Mmmm kittehs.

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                                                        [–]GIMME_BANANA 86 points87 points ago

                                                        I absolutely adore a woman cumming with my face burried there. I wonder what guys who don't like it find so gross, it's like they don't like the vag?

                                                        [–]emsharas 102 points103 points ago

                                                        Trauma from smelly vag.

                                                        [–]serephath 29 points30 points ago

                                                        You should always manage a swipe test before putting ya face down there.

                                                        [–]thenshesays 28 points29 points ago

                                                        I like to finger myself for a moment and then bring my hand up for the guy to smell it/lick the wetness off. A reassurance that, yes, I did make sure I'm not smelly before engaging in sexual activity with him.

                                                        [–]ShitsAndGigglesSake 31 points32 points ago

                                                        That's it. I'm fapping now.

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                                                              [–]RaganSmash88 11 points12 points ago

                                                              I do think some guys have just had bad experiences. One girl I got with had such a smell I found an excuse to end the festivities. Thankfully, I had already experienced what a clean one tasted/smelled like and that this was an anomaly. If it had been my first though...

                                                              But yeah; if that shit's clean, giving head is as awesome as receiving.

                                                              [–]bergdorf_bandit 43 points44 points ago

                                                              no need to wonder. some dudes are just pussies when it comes to eating pussy.

                                                              the good news? it makes you and me look like champions.

                                                              (we already were champions)

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                                                                [–]NoctGent 8 points9 points ago

                                                                I must ask, where about do you live? like state or major city? Because I have never met a guy who didn't love that shit around here. It's the godamn national pastime as far as I am concerned

                                                                [–]jonduan 9 points10 points ago

                                                                Where is that?

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                                                                  [–]HotDinnerBatman 18 points19 points ago

                                                                  Thank you! I just posted a comment on this down below. I love getting oral but i haven't found one who thinks its fun and actually enjoy it. I love blowing a dude but I want some tounge loving too dammit.

                                                                  [–]just_another_dreamer 51 points52 points ago

                                                                  Very fucking true, I have met some men who will go down on me, one who apparently enjoyed it. Most of the time I felt like they thought it was obligatory .. I don't want your pity oral

                                                                  [–]mrbooze 62 points63 points ago

                                                                  Just speaking for myself, as a guy, I will take pity oral.

                                                                  [–]keith_HUGECOCK 7 points8 points ago

                                                                  Me too.

                                                                  -21yearoldvirgin

                                                                  [–]do7com 7 points8 points ago

                                                                  looks at username

                                                                  well, you are making quite the marketing effort for your cause...

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                                                                    [–]maleswitch 26 points27 points ago

                                                                    Some if us guys love it. Personally, wrap a pair of legs around my head and hold me there. I'll lick and suck till you scream my name, only once your satisfied will I sex you until you do it again.

                                                                    [–]just_another_dreamer 19 points20 points ago

                                                                    You sound like a swell guy

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                                                                      [–]nbarnacle 71 points72 points ago

                                                                      Yup. You're right.

                                                                      There was actually a study done on college students, and it found that the sexual narrative was centered around giving pleasure to the guy: almost every heterosexual sexual encounter consisted of the girl giving the guy oral (but not vice versa), and the guy orgasming (and not the girl).

                                                                      Its actually a really interesting study, and it really shows how the sexual narrative is biased towards men (which in some cases results in the rape of women, because women are seen as the ones there to "give the guy pleasure").

                                                                      http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2011/06/FM-TALK-Wade-Hooking-Up-and-Hook-Up-Culture.pdf

                                                                      pages 4-6 are the most interesting

                                                                      [–]maintain_composure 18 points19 points ago

                                                                      Yeah, it really makes it obvious why it's a lot easier to get a guy to go home with a stranger than the reverse. All stranger danger aside, the guy is still much more likely to enjoy the encounter than the girl, so the girl is taking a much bigger chance for a less likely payout.

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                                                                        [–]ShadyPear 47 points48 points ago

                                                                        Don' put your dick in what you wouldn't eat.

                                                                        [–]DoctorJHyde 42 points43 points ago

                                                                        I'd rather not put my dick in a t-bone, or a hot baked potato.

                                                                        [–]SQUID_FUCKER 95 points96 points ago

                                                                        Speak for yourself.

                                                                        [–]pixelgrunt 28 points29 points ago

                                                                        Says the one who fucks squid.

                                                                        [–]SQUID_FUCKER 51 points52 points ago

                                                                        Yeah but eating squid is gross.

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                                                                          [–]puffyeyednuisance 5 points6 points ago

                                                                          To say that, if you should not eat something, then you should not put your dick in it does not imply that if you would not put your dick in something, then you should not eat it. In general, if P then Q does not imply if Q then P, which is what you have assumed. This is called assuming the consequent. In our example P refers to "you would not eat" and Q refers to "you should not put your dick in it." More concretely, you must realize that there is a possible world where we all did not penetrate unpalatable pussy and yet refrained from fucking our dinner. I only comment because it is such a common fallacy.

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                                                                              [–]ohrabbits 5 points6 points ago

                                                                              YUP. It seems like BJs are standard, almost expected, introductory fare for beginning relationships, but dudes hold out til things are more settled. Which means if you only date for short period of time, fellas get all the head.

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                                                                              [–]bookworm4400 20 points21 points ago

                                                                              I thought the french invented the blowjob

                                                                              [–]Asimoff 19 points20 points ago

                                                                              Not true. Or not universally true, at least.

                                                                              Source: I got blowjobs from French women.

                                                                              [–]Crockinator 56 points57 points ago

                                                                              Frenchman here.

                                                                              That's a blatant lie. Clean your junk.

                                                                              [–]foreveracubone 14 points15 points ago

                                                                              Boardwalk Empire has referred to BJs as doing it the French way, how far you've strayed!

                                                                              [–]i_forget_my_userids 206 points207 points ago

                                                                              Just another reason to hate the French, I suppose.

                                                                              [–]Schroedingers_gif 56 points57 points ago

                                                                              As if we needed more.

                                                                              [–]OnTheLeft 29 points30 points ago

                                                                              Rule Britannia, If you know what I mean.

                                                                              [–]Tokyo_Cum_Lord 14 points15 points ago

                                                                              Wut? Are you sure that's the norm? I've dated 3 French girls and all of them had no problem with it, although none of them ever swallowed

                                                                              [–]WorkingAndLurking 12 points13 points ago

                                                                              Sucks. Er... doesn't suck. I mean... aw fuck it!

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                                                                                [–]Bocani 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                If a guy told me he thought it was "gross" to go down on me I'd end it instantly. Says a lot about someone when they're willing to GET but not GIVE, whether you're a guy or a girl.

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                                                                                  [–]Lithandrill 157 points158 points ago

                                                                                  I couldn't put my finger on it but I finally figured it out. She looks like Sasha Grey.

                                                                                  [–]chief_running_joke 264 points265 points ago

                                                                                  I didn't recognize without ten giant black cocks in her ass.

                                                                                  [–]dubmilam 73 points74 points ago

                                                                                  http://i.imgur.com/aj22f.gif

                                                                                  [–]Arkanicus 61 points62 points ago

                                                                                  This....is a risky click.

                                                                                  [–]spatial_deletion 36 points37 points ago

                                                                                  Safe click. Just doing community service

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                                                                                    [–]shutupjoey 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                    Source?

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                                                                                      [–]ramo805 51 points52 points ago

                                                                                      or Deb from Dexter

                                                                                      [–]matthewtheninja 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                      That's the one the I'm familiar with. Altho maybe later I will look up this Sasha Grey. For reasons.

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                                                                                        [–]Tusaa 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                        YES! THANK YOU! THATS WHAT IT WAS!

                                                                                        Sasha Grey and a chick from gossip girl kinda I dont remember her name though.

                                                                                        [–]Socrates-Johnson 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                        Leighton Meester?

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                                                                                            [–]SRS_are_cunts 596 points597 points ago

                                                                                            but.. but.. we have her

                                                                                            [–]mlsweeney 53 points54 points ago

                                                                                            First Confession Crab, now Scumbag Stacy. RIP

                                                                                            [–]red321red321 107 points108 points ago

                                                                                            This poor girl who dressed up as Scumbag Steve has no idea what she has gotten herself into...

                                                                                            [–]keith_HUGECOCK 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                            On the contrary, she might've done it on purpose.

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                                                                                              [–]itsmoist 286 points287 points ago

                                                                                              2.0 version. Comes with more 'scum'

                                                                                              [–]Titanosaurus 90 points91 points ago

                                                                                              Not sure if I should be turned on, or grossed out.

                                                                                              [–]TDKevin 68 points69 points ago

                                                                                              You know you love seeing a good scum shot, don't lie.

                                                                                              [–]Battletooth 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                              I prefer extra scum on their bags.

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                                                                                                  [–]red321red321 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                  Double the pleasure

                                                                                                  Double the scum

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                                                                                                    [–]DudeBroChill 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                    she is engaged IRL so its time to move on =(

                                                                                                    [–]The_Artist_Formally 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                    How do you know this, Internet guy?

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                                                                                                      [–]knot_clever 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                      Scumbag Stacy 2012!

                                                                                                      [–]CallMeNiel 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                      Only better, because Stephanie is the feminine form of Steve!

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                                                                                                        [–]JonVanDyke 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                        I ALSO KNOW WHAT ORAL SEX IS LIKE AND I AM POSTING THIS COMMENT SO OTHERS REALIZE

                                                                                                        [–]fallingshoes 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                        What's with this "makes you" bullshit? Just try keeping me away from that peach!

                                                                                                        [–]cohii 330 points331 points ago

                                                                                                        It is fun to give oral :( I will never understand why some girls think its gross, yeah the whole cum thing is not delicious, but seeing them so pleased is just unghh.

                                                                                                        [–]ISwearThisIsOriginal 452 points453 points ago

                                                                                                        http://i.imgur.com/Op9dO.gif

                                                                                                        [–]eyecite 59 points60 points ago

                                                                                                        I think I'm the one of the only people that actually misses TO

                                                                                                        [–]suprman511 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                        I miss him so

                                                                                                        [–]FeverishlyYellow 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                                        Seems like forever, since he's been gone.

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                                                                                                          [–]Theyus 142 points143 points ago

                                                                                                          http://i.imgur.com/b7GLn.gif

                                                                                                          [–]intoxicologist 51 points52 points ago

                                                                                                          For a split second I was unsure if that was a finger coming up or...

                                                                                                          [–]Lurking_And_Stalking 102 points103 points ago

                                                                                                          Like this version of the gif?

                                                                                                          [–]RAHutty 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                          I see your comment and say to myself "there's no way someone made that gif" but I clicked to check anyway. Now I feel bad about myself.

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                                                                                                            [–]Andy_Feltersnatch 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                            his penis

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                                                                                                              [–]TDKevin 77 points78 points ago

                                                                                                              I once had a girlfriend, a pretty serious relationship actually, and not only would she not blow me, but she wouldn't let me eat her out either. Besides that she was like, Rick James caliber freaky in bed, I will never understand women.

                                                                                                              [–]nkfallout 101 points102 points ago

                                                                                                              once

                                                                                                              [–]trampus1 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                                              Freaky how? If she's not willing to do those common things I can't imagine her being too wild.

                                                                                                              [–]warped_and_bubbling 99 points100 points ago

                                                                                                              Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

                                                                                                              [–]WorkingAndLurking 67 points68 points ago

                                                                                                              Woah dude. This is a family community. Take your sick perversions somewhere else.

                                                                                                              [–]deaft 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                              I'm so freaked out I just came.

                                                                                                              [–]Sartro 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                              Bite your tongue!

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                                                                                                                [–]TDKevin 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                                She would have me keep my hand on her throat the entire time we fucked, pretty much everytime, among other things.

                                                                                                                [–]RustyShackelford1919 38 points39 points ago

                                                                                                                Cheryl?

                                                                                                                [–]LifeIsSufferingBitch 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                I have never had a girl complain after a good choke. It is just hot as fuck.

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                                                                                                                  [–]Petninja 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                  She was probably into /r/pegging.

                                                                                                                  [–]Rhakan 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                  One possibility is that she doesn't like it because she's a prude.

                                                                                                                  The other, more likely (in this case), possibility is that she's just fine but has an aversion to oral-genital contact. I actually understand that.

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                                                                                                                      [–]thesavorytrim 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                                      I'm with you until the cum thing, I think cum IS delicious. But yeah...I don't understand how pleasing your man in such an awesomely intimate way can be construed as any kind of gross.

                                                                                                                      [–]KitsBeach 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                                                      Come is not what I would call delicious, but it has a certain taste you can learn to love through a Pavlovian response. Taste of come = taste of sex. And sex is just grand.

                                                                                                                      [–]burntham77 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                                      Who are you people?

                                                                                                                      [–]Hrodrik 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                      ... That keep making my dick harder?

                                                                                                                      [–]mrbooze 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                      Basically the same with the taste of the lady fluids.

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                                                                                                                          [–]red321red321 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                                          Is this you?

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                                                                                                                            [–]carlcon 132 points133 points ago

                                                                                                                            "Makes" you go down on her? Oh poor you.

                                                                                                                            Unless there's a cleanliness issue, going down on a woman my favourite hobby.

                                                                                                                            [–]Sadie7171 56 points57 points ago

                                                                                                                            This post is oddly improving my opinion of men... didn't expect that.

                                                                                                                            [–]nydude98 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                                            As a guy who enjoys going down on girls, I still have to say or me it's about principal. If you won't be willing to reciprocate at least sometimes I won't do it. I won't ask you for anything I wouldn't do.

                                                                                                                            [–]carlcon 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                            The amount of upvotes these posts get really give men a bad name, but I like to think the comments inside usually paint a better picture.

                                                                                                                            [–]Sadie7171 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                            Oh, I gave the wrong impression - I <3 men - <3 <3 <3. But these types of posts can sometimes bring out the worst element and I was pleasantly surprised.

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                                                                                                                                [–]HotDinnerBatman 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                                I can't find guys who enjoy going down on me and I love giving blow jobs. :(

                                                                                                                                [–]bmwparking 133 points134 points ago

                                                                                                                                An unfortunate turn of events for a fellow redditor. Huh, the irony.

                                                                                                                                Tries to copy a meme, becomes a meme, and not a very good one either.

                                                                                                                                [–]Magnets_and_Ghouls 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                Eh, I'm not bummed. I think it's hilarious, actually.

                                                                                                                                [–]igward 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                Enjoy the ride in meme-ville.

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                                                                                                                                    [–]Monk_E 76 points77 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Scumbag reddit: Introduces a female in a meme, immediately sexual.

                                                                                                                                    [–]Doomsayer189 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Like how the female Good Guy Greg (Good Girl Gina?) was always about sex.

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                                                                                                                                      [–]fitonkpo 100 points101 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Disagree. I couldn't care less about blow jobs. Licking pussy is its own reward, followed by vaginal sex!

                                                                                                                                      [–]Sadie7171 65 points66 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Marry me.

                                                                                                                                      [–]BennyGB 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Babysit me!

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                                                                                                                                          [–]thatgamerguy 53 points54 points ago

                                                                                                                                          makes you go down on her

                                                                                                                                          I think we just call that rape.

                                                                                                                                          [–]mrbrick 114 points115 points ago

                                                                                                                                          100% unnecessary memes for $1,000,000,000 Alex.

                                                                                                                                          [–]fulanitodetal 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                                                                          the daily double

                                                                                                                                          [–]aequitas3 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Suck it, Trebek

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                                                                                                                                            [–]ajpearman9 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                                            The moment any sexual relationship becomes "I did <this> so you have to do <that>" you're fucked. It should be "hey here's things I enjoy, what do you love?" And then proceed to do all the things you're both comfortable with. Assuming your SO is actually comfortable/mature enough to actually have that discussion.

                                                                                                                                            [–]HexKrak 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Liking "Scumbag Eve" better. Still, good caption.

                                                                                                                                            [–]renome 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Scumbag Stephanie? Wtf?

                                                                                                                                            [–]Aaronvan 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Stop pretending. 99% of you kids have never eaten pussy.

                                                                                                                                            [–]imdrinkingteaatwork 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                            I just don't get this. Why would someone only go down to get a blowjob? Going down is great.

                                                                                                                                            [–]Knips 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                            I dated a girl whose excuse to not give blowies was that she was a vegetarian.

                                                                                                                                            [–]wesleyt89 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                            No sucky sucky = No licky licky

                                                                                                                                            NO EXCEPTIONS

                                                                                                                                            [–]pooponagoose 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                                            In high school I would tell girls "It's just skin."

                                                                                                                                            [–]MJZMan 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                            There are guys who don't enjoy eating pussy? Then there are girlfriends ripe for the stealing.

                                                                                                                                            [–]endercoaster 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Am I weird for being a dude who likes giving more than I like receiving?

                                                                                                                                            [–]draconislupus 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                                            If by "weird" you mean "awesome", yes.

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                                                                                                                                              [–]Daveyg1two3 38 points39 points ago

                                                                                                                                              This attitude in males today is so fucking pathetic. How does a girl make you do anything? Particularly eating pussy. That's your fucking birthright motherfucker. Get down there and tongue bathe that asshole on the first date.

                                                                                                                                              From tits to tailpipe you get the god damned job done. And you dont complain about it either.

                                                                                                                                              [–]ThePoondockSaint 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                              This man is very wise indeed.

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                                                                                                                                                [–]badbillsvc 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                                Am I the only guy that actually enjoys going down on a girl and doesn't expect anything in return?

                                                                                                                                                Edit: Doesn't expect anything in return as in I just enjoy the act itself and don't feel as though I need to be compensated for it.

                                                                                                                                                [–]SamuraiJakkass86 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                                In return? I believe having intercourse is a good followup. If not it's mental torture.

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                                                                                                                                                  [–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  You're only going down on her for the implicit promise of a blowjob afterwards anyway. Your fault for not making the terms of the transaction clear.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]Kaffbon 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  What the fuck happened to the old macro? Why is this used now?

                                                                                                                                                  [–]BigWigggly 63 points64 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  This girl went as scumbag steve for Halloween.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]Kaffbon 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  Well yeah, but wasn't there a female version of it before?

                                                                                                                                                  [–]halmut 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  As the median age of reddit users drops, the collective memory is shortened too.

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                                                                                                                                                      [–]NAproducer 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      I think it could be considered gross both ways as you are basically licking a waste disposal system.

                                                                                                                                                      [–]PauloPelle94 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      As much as I love going down on a woman, if you don't give oral back then you're just rude... much like the lads who don't go down on woman at all.

                                                                                                                                                      Be fair people! Even if you're not to fond of giving oral do it for them and with some enthusiasm! After all sex isn't just about satisfying your own needs :).

                                                                                                                                                      [–]stoneraven 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      My ex was like this, thus she is now my ex.

                                                                                                                                                      [–]Dresden_skyline 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      One question, 'makes' you go down on her???????? If a girl has to 'make' you go down on her it means that you are now and always have been a homosexual.

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