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[–]baberg 172 points173 points ago

Oh look, it's this joke again...

[–]BeerInMyButt 82 points83 points ago

Does it count as a repost if I've seen this gif everywhere?

Just thought about it, and no I guess not, gifs are like words, they are used to convey a point and aren't meant as new content.

Good talk, me.

[–]nazone 20 points21 points ago

deep dude

[–]BeerInMyButt 12 points13 points ago

I am at the point in a hangover where I don't feel bad, I'm just still drunk.

[–]HopeoftheUniverse 3 points4 points ago

relevant username

[–]reddells 4 points5 points ago

It's pretty hard to not be drunk with beer in your butt.

[–]flareboy323 -2 points-1 points ago

Thought this said "deep nude", and I was extremely confused.

[–]myhonestself -5 points-4 points ago

sooo, how high exactly are you?

[7]

[–]zoidbort 2 points3 points ago

Pocket full of mayo

[–]AppleJuiceCookies 2 points3 points ago

I like you.

[–]cale69er 2 points3 points ago

Love this Gif

[–]swarley_face 0 points1 point ago

Woah. What's this from?

[–]TheHungryLuma 6 points7 points ago

The new battleship movie I think?

[–]G1zStar 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing it's from Battleships, the movie that came out this year.

[–]Elshar 0 points1 point ago

Oh. Really? So, this is probably like the best part of the movie, I'm guessing?

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[–]JeremyG 2 points3 points ago

I think you went to the wrong website. You should be on youtube.

[–]krakken86 0 points1 point ago

Do you remember what he said?

[–]wrenchtosser 1 point2 points ago

It's like a repost metronome.

[–]Jhett18 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know it was an orgasm, I just knew it felt really good.

[–]Tychosonic 88 points89 points ago

I hate when this gets posted like this, it completely misses the point of the entire episode. In the context of the show, Louie didn't put the Christian woman in her place with a snappy remark, it was him lashing out because he she made him question his way of living and he was forced to think about weather he was truly happy or not. He sees this Christian girl who is loving, kind, and seems legitimately happy, but Louie himself feels unhappy and lonely. This experience makes him ask the question "What if she's right? What if living in a more "pure" way will make me happy?". But of course in the end he realizes that while that works for her, the same way of living isn't going to make him happy. This is an experience we all go thought, seeing someone else who appears happier than us which makes us question our beliefs. I'm an atheist, but every one in a while I meet a really nice Christian lady who makes me think, "Maybe even if the religion is bullshit it makes them happy, more happy than me.". Then I deal with what Louie dealt with in this episode. I build my belief system on truth, on things than can be tested and "proven", but does that make me happy? Would I rather know the truth and or buy into a lie and be happier than I am now. In the end, I realize that I'm probably just as happy as they are, that I'm only perceiving what they put out and Christians are conditioned to look happy. But it still makes me think, would I make that trade off to be happier? Is truth or happiness more important? And that is what the episode is about, not this little quip that we can use to make fun of how stupid we think sex abstainers are.

[–]Chazhoosier 11 points12 points ago

Thank for posting this. I had seen this posted lots of places without the context, and it gave me the impression that CK must be an extremely malicious bully. I am glad this ain't real.

[–]ernesto_lee 6 points7 points ago

Yep. That's why this show is so great...it uses ridiculous concepts to touch on very real feelings. I like how a lot of the characters are one-off, one-episode characters to sort of personify Louie's internal feelings. It's like the bulk of every episode is an internal dialogue played out in a sort of surreal alternate reality.

[–]TonzB 0 points1 point ago

you hit the nail on the head. especially the most recent season. Definitely more surreal than previous shows seasons where he was still fleshing out the show, IMHO.

EDIT: seasons. previous seasons.

[–]TheVeeginator -1 points0 points ago

Dude, this was a Fox News parody done by Louis CK. It was all staged!

[–]whirlo 0 points1 point ago

You know how to tell if someone is an athiest?

They'll tell you.

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[–]funkengruven88 1 point2 points ago

I'm a lot happier knowing

lol, whatever helps you sleep at night.

[–]DropHawk -1 points0 points ago

I'm a lot happier knowing that its not black nothingness when I die. I'd suggest looking into it

I'm a lot happier drunk than when I'm sober. I'd suggest looking into it.

[–]alexandrarosee 0 points1 point ago

It's funny, that black nothingness is comforting to me. I don't want an afterlife.

[–]romag14 71 points72 points ago

Congratulations, you are officially the 100th reposter

[–]Splatypus 34 points35 points ago

Click here to receive your free iPad!

[–]BBR91 13 points14 points ago

The link is broken.

[–]mnzor 0 points1 point ago

Hey dude, is your birthday 15th of June?

[–]Splatypus 0 points1 point ago

How the hell?... Damn psychic.

[–]mnzor 0 points1 point ago

Oh don't worry, it's mine too.

[–]NoahsArcade84 -2 points-1 points ago

Gosh, it’s too bad nothing else funny ever happened on that show ever.

[–]Teknofobe 6 points7 points ago

The girl's name is actually Liz Holtan and she is an actress.

You're welcome.

[–]Noggin85 66 points67 points ago

You know this isn't real, right? It's from his show.

[–]interfail 41 points42 points ago

The show called Louie, which he professed to love in the title? I guess he knows - he'd have used 'Louis CK' otherwise.

[–]Lieutenant_Mustard 2 points3 points ago

Also she basically outdebates him in the situation

[–]spungypirate 13 points14 points ago

Was it just me, or was that whole episode just painful and sad?

Even more than Louie normally is.

[–]ShiftyBizniss 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, most of the show is actually quite unfunny. But it is a great show nonetheless. Well written, well acted.

[–]spungypirate 0 points1 point ago

Don't get me wrong, I love Louie! Just makes me down after I finish an episode.

[–]thekrone 1 point2 points ago

The most painful and sad episode for me is the flashback to when he was in Catholic school and they go through the whole lecture on the torture of Jesus... man that one was dark and sad and not funny.

[–]belladonnadiorama 0 points1 point ago

Nah, it was a great episode, particularly the last scene.

[–]jlevine22 0 points1 point ago

I'm with you. This bit was a stroke of genius, especially the last line.

[–]scoobyduped 0 points1 point ago

heh heh...heh heh.....stroke.

[–]I_Glow 23 points24 points ago

This is really getting ridiculous.

title comnts points age /r/
Louis CK: Comedian, Masturbator 2coms -7pts 17dys funny
Louis C.K. on masturbation 5coms 13pts 17dys funny
Louis CK: Comedian, Masturbator 338coms 662pts 7mos funny
Louie C.K. is the master....bator 5coms 10pts 4mos atheism
Louis C.K. on masturbation 4coms 11pts 6mos funny
Louie C.K. - Comedian/Masturbator 9coms 13pts 12mos funny
Oh Louie... 4coms 9pts 22dys funny
Masturbation 2coms 3pts 4dys funny
I'm a good citizen, I'm a good father, I recycle, and I masturbate. 148coms 522pts 4mos funny
Is Louis CK funny enough for Reddit? 2coms 17pts 3mos funny
Oh, Louis 13coms 49pts 4mos funny
Louie C.K. on masturbation. 5coms 3pts 11dys funny
Another reason why Louie C.K. is my favorite comedian! 3coms -2pts 12dys funny
Louis CK on masturbation 20coms 26pts 1yr funny
Louis CK on masturbation 65coms 360pts 3mos atheism
Louis CK defending masturbation. 9coms 69pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]SomeThingsOdd 34 points35 points ago

Everyone knows that this is from his show "Louie" and not real, right?

[–]SHITBEARDTHEPIRATE 42 points43 points ago

Yeah, we remember from the 900 other times this exact same picture was posted

[–]Kowzorz 4 points5 points ago

Yet you're still in the comments.

[–]GregOttawa 14 points15 points ago

Everyone meet back here next time?

Say... a week next Thursday?

[–]witty_account_name 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait that long to see you again, GregOttawa. How about we do coffee on Tuesday instead?

[–]GregOttawa 0 points1 point ago

You have my GW posts to keep you company until then.

[–]PKfireice 1 point2 points ago

Probably looking for a new and exciting way to call it a repost.

[–]testmypatience 1 point2 points ago

I have never seen this picture. Sorry.

[–]masterchiefr75 -1 points0 points ago

He has a show?! I need to see that!

[–]jebik 0 points1 point ago

what was this actress name again?

[–]contajusone 6 points7 points ago

So will 90% of reddit now. Not that we need any encouragement.

Also Source: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81752461/

[–]standingboot9 -1 points0 points ago

Outstanding finish for Louie

[–]New_Anarchy 1 point2 points ago

So I've seen this picture posted like 3 or 4 times now, this is the first time I've seen the video for it. Very hilarious.

[–]z3bruh 0 points1 point ago

if only the video showed her reaction to that last phrase. That would've been hilarious

[–]coche320 5 points6 points ago

I love reposts

[–]chuz0 0 points1 point ago

She's a great comedian. Because she's a comedian... right ?

[–]oyeboy 0 points1 point ago

RE

[–]capncrunch94 4 points5 points ago

OMG I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS IMAGE BEFORE!!!!!!

[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 2 points3 points ago

OP IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND

[–]awkwardhurdle 0 points1 point ago

"Post me baby one more time"

[–]Joshjelly 1 point2 points ago

I say this to everyone I meet.

[–]Stranger10 -1 points0 points ago

Still the funniest bit i've ever seen.

[–]tarsdplooger -1 points0 points ago

Did he really do that to the tv lady?

[–]blaze_all_day 0 points1 point ago

Is it a weekly thing to post this stupid image?

[–]Topwater -1 points0 points ago

the last episode of this season made me realize how much this man needs to do a full length comedy with his patented dark/melancholy overtones.

he is the comedic genius we deserve.

[–]Xtravity 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even funny.

[–]Pzazz -1 points0 points ago

Sue for sexual harassment?

[–]zodar 1 point2 points ago

It's too bad that girl didn't play a human being in this episode. It would have been much better.

[–]giedow1995 0 points1 point ago

that face!

[–]HardCorwen 1 point2 points ago

Honestly the comic could stop at the second panel and still be so funny. It's all about his title! Comedian/Masturbator

[–]CrzyCatLady1 0 points1 point ago

I love how when they portray actors/actresses as Christians they always have the female wearing a headband of some sorts. My 12 years of Catholic schooling indoctrination never taught me this necessary accessory.

[–]SMZ72 0 points1 point ago

It was really odd seeing Greg Gutfeld toned down. /r/RedEye

[–]shooptek 0 points1 point ago

I never care that this is a repost.

That is how funny this is.

[–]mrod414 0 points1 point ago

Its incredible how many times this has been reposted.

[–]Dubsland12 0 points1 point ago

But what was real was he asked Donald Rumsfeld if he was a Lizard on Opie and Anthony. And Rumsfeld sat for it to pimp his fucking book.

[–]Graptoi -1 points0 points ago

Every time I see this reposted I think "Oh great someone else pooped on Reddit using one of my favorite comedians and everyone is opening their mouths" but then I see the first two frames of them just awkwardly staring at eachother before Louis launches into his tirade and I laugh regardless. Damn you to hell OP, here is my begrudged upvote.

[–]nedstupidflanders 0 points1 point ago

That's not Louie Anderson. Remember Life With Louie? Funny show.

[–]BringTheStealth 1 point2 points ago

A) It was set up.

B) Repost.

http://i.minus.com/ib4N7xaqq3z1A.gif

[–]cale69er 0 points1 point ago

reposted to shit

[–]andresloubrielable 0 points1 point ago

This is: A.) a repost B.) Not an actual news story or show, but a bit on the show "Louie"

[–]malakon 0 points1 point ago

you know, i'm getting sick of people posting counts of reposts. its the fucking internet. move on.

[–]Monolith11 0 points1 point ago

This is why I dislike Louie

[–]Ijustlostmyjengajam 1 point2 points ago

Of all the things Louis CK has said, this isn't particularly funny

[–]iPwnnn 1 point2 points ago

I hate you

[–]Anus_Farter -1 points0 points ago

This is from his fake show on FX full of fake stories of his fake life.

Stop reposting it.

[–]P_Charming -1 points0 points ago

NOTHING

[–]mtme -3 points-2 points ago

I should masturbate every time I see this post. I would be doing it more.

[–]DarkLogic -4 points-3 points ago

I dont care how many times it has been reposted. It still makes me laugh.

[–]softhand -2 points-1 points ago

It is too bad that she was such a bad actor.

[–]softhand -2 points-1 points ago

It is too bad that she was such a bad actor.