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[–]Jbergur 113 points114 points ago

I hate being that guy, but:

This is some serious next level reposting!

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/12fo5b/the_little_edward/

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars[!] 37 points38 points ago

He's also just posted this OC. LOL

[–]BDJ56 -2 points-1 points ago

Happy Cake Day

[–]Redkasquirrel 4 points5 points ago

One day. One goddamn day ago. Stop upvoting blatant reposts, reddit.

[–]OneOfDozens 4 points5 points ago

b-b-b-but i wasn't on yesterday and can't be bothered to look at "top" from the week

[–]Generic_responding 5 points6 points ago

You not only didn't hate it, you relished it while laughing like a hyena with a 2-litre bottle of Coca-cola cherry- LIAR!

[–]Jbergur 2 points3 points ago

Cherry Coke is disgusting. Vanilla for me. Other than that, I don't have any response.

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

WHAT.

I don't think they even make Vanilla Coke anymore. It tastes so fake. Go to Steak & Shake and get a REAL vanilla Coke, or just add vanilla to regular. Cherry Coke is delicious, it tastes like a cherry ICEE.

[–]Jbergur 1 point2 points ago

Cherry coke just tastes so artificial and...wrong... Here in Denmark, Vanilla coke recently became available - and it's just as delicious as I thought it would be, the first time I heard Vincent Vega order one.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

Oh, Denmark. Probably uses real vanilla and sugar then and is completely different from the pretty unsuccessful line in America.

[–]Novakaine 1 point2 points ago

Real sugar? HFCS is real sugar too, ya know. Just sayin'.

[–]trampus1 -1 points0 points ago

I know, but there's a difference. I never noticed how thick regular soda was until I started drinking diet.

[–]Shnazzyone -3 points-2 points ago

I love being that guy. I live for pooping on parties.

[–]dlightme 2 points3 points ago

...and I'll be taking my upvote back.

[–]OneOfDozens 1 point2 points ago

Not to mention it's not fucking funny in the least

[–]sjhill 39 points40 points ago

[–]NuclearSpark 24 points25 points ago

Really? It's barely been 24 hours since this was originally posted, if not less.

[–]slarson802 24 points25 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS HILARIOUS.

Said no one ever.

[–]SirPsychoSxy 26 points27 points ago

How is this funny?

[–]midbc 9 points10 points ago

new account all reposts.........FUCK YOU OP

[–]CoogleGhrome 19 points20 points ago

[–]DankBeard 6 points7 points ago

Man, OP is such a faggot today.

[–]Campin 5 points6 points ago

OP is a fag

[–]russell_m 10 points11 points ago

[–]russelln 2 points3 points ago

You seem like a cool guy.

[–]russell_m 5 points6 points ago

EVIL TWIN. ONE OF US HAS TO DIE.

[–]russelln 3 points4 points ago

Our accounts were created 3 days apart o_0

[–]russell_m 3 points4 points ago

[–]russelln 3 points4 points ago

Yep!

[–]DevilsAdvocate616 2 points3 points ago

obligatory: 'now kiss'

[–]AdolfHipstaaa 3 points4 points ago

Quite creepy actually. Not the photo, the fact they reposted a picture someone's child.

[–]Cptredforks 6 points7 points ago

This was posted a day ago.

[–]Lythp 0 points1 point ago

Also, probably 5 times on my fb news feed.

[–]noreallyimeanit 2 points3 points ago

He looks unimpressed because he's never heard of edward scissor hands.

[–]John_Winterz 1 point2 points ago

That is an amazing costume!

[–]soymilkisgood 3 points4 points ago

OP = bundle of sticks

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

Maybe I'm immature, but this page is cracking me up. The disambiguation page is pretty funny, too.

[–]kawikzguy 2 points3 points ago

WOW karma whore

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

Karma Whore

[–]kkkilla -1 points0 points ago

I wanted to be edward scissor hands so bad this year but couldn't find enough stuff to make a costume. it's one of my biggest regrets already.

[–]neiltc 0 points1 point ago

That is one depressed looking child

[–]Honu_in_the_middle 1 point2 points ago

People bitching about OP reposting and being a karma whore, yet people are giving him upvotes? this is why it pays for the karma whores to repost.

[–]wsgy1111 0 points1 point ago

OP you are dogshit.

[–]ElDudeLebowski 0 points1 point ago

That's adorable

[–]gibson_ 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! THANKS, OP YOU REALLY DID A GOOD ONE TODAY!

[–]EBeast99 0 points1 point ago

I wonder where his parents got him all the realistic clothing...

[–]QuirkyCorgiLove 1 point2 points ago

This is SO FREAKING ADORABLE LOL

[–]sixtyt3 0 points1 point ago

If you read the comments - who in fuck is upvoting this shit ?

[–]MartyMcPunchman 1 point2 points ago

That kid's face just says "Thanks dad, for dressing me up like a movie character that came out 20 years before I was born. I really love not being able to hold anything for Halloween."

[–]McGlick502 0 points1 point ago

HAH! Plastic knives!

[–]justbarno -2 points-1 points ago

Day ago or not, this is the best costume ever!

[–]PaulVene1 -2 points-1 points ago

Does this not remind everyone of Stewie?