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When I try setting up two of my friends (fixed) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]HelloRomo 47 points48 points ago

Your friendths

[–]red321red321 25 points26 points ago

/r/birdswitharms

[–]atworkcantredditnow 27 points28 points ago

Has science gone too far?

[–]TRASH_B0AT 11 points12 points ago

I think they've kept it at arm's length.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to need a full list of all the armful side effects before I decide.

[–]Greenleaf208 0 points1 point ago

/r/wooperswitharms Not far enough.

[–]drphungky 7 points8 points ago

Why...?

This is a thing?

[–]canoftomatoes 2 points3 points ago

Now - This is the moment, right here, that I admit defeat.

There is a subreddit for everything

[–]clubdepizza 4 points5 points ago

Your friendth

[–]mind404 16 points17 points ago

And we couldn't just post this in the original thread?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Where do you think he stole it from?

[–]nermid 5 points6 points ago

Karma.

[–]CoogleGhrome 5 points6 points ago

>Implying someone already didn't do so before this thread was posted.

[–]human_gs 1 point2 points ago

>le meme arrows

[–]Kilkun -1 points0 points ago

>Greentext

[–]human_gs -1 points0 points ago

look again faggot, does it look green to you?

[–]Kilkun -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I have all my text to look green you primordial ooze.

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 58 points59 points ago

I never get tired of seeing this picture. It's always on Faithbook.

[–]zmartinez12[S] 17 points18 points ago

By far one of the Greatest pictures of mike Tyson. But only my second favorite bird and tough guy combo, these are tied for first. http://i.imgur.com/OJ3CE.jpg

[–]Stubbo 15 points16 points ago

Your responth, it was witty

[–]Dorked 19 points20 points ago

wath*

[–]NickDerpkins 8 points9 points ago

thankth for fithing that comment

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

fikthing*

[–]MasterAardwolf 4 points5 points ago

fithkthingthhh*

[–]lord_gif 2 points3 points ago

rethponth*

[–]Kr0nos 1 point2 points ago

Brb registering faithbook.com. It will rip off the concept of mybiblespace.com and make 100x the amount of money.

[–]Tony_11 3 points4 points ago

Is that the site with all the Chrith-tians on it?

[–]Chubby_Val_Kilmer 2 points3 points ago

DAE think Val Kilmer is Jesus?

[–]muffinmonk 7 points8 points ago

No

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

thith

FTFY

[–]VintageOctopus 1 point2 points ago

relevant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2SHm8dqL9M

[–]Verblocity 1 point2 points ago

That was a pretty witty response, mithter.

[–]DownvoteMe_IDGAF -4 points-3 points ago

I enjoyed it until the 567 time it was posted. Now I hate it.

[–]Youscurvydawg 15 points16 points ago

I'm kind of irked that you had the chance to say (fixth) and didn't.

[–]CowsRTasty 3 points4 points ago

That would spoil the joke though

[–]zmartinez12[S] 0 points1 point ago

I too am upset I missed out on this clever play on words. I'm not the most creative guy, but I try.

[–]dszordan 0 points1 point ago

Clearly. You made a [Fixed] post.

[–]parles 8 points9 points ago

The fact that Mike Tyson is into pigeons is so endearing that it makes up for the whole ear thing (and hey, haven't we all been there?).

[–]nickdude77 3 points4 points ago

Endearing

...

[–]undearius 5 points6 points ago

This may be the closest my username ever gets to being relevant, so I'm going to just stick this here.

[–]efg9001 2 points3 points ago

haven't we all been there?

No, I've never bitten off someone's ear before.

[–]nermid 2 points3 points ago

The ear thing wasn't his only problem...

[–]russian_unicycle 0 points1 point ago

Tyson was into pigeons from young age and his first fight was with a bully that tore a pigeons head off. Despite his issues and tough childhood, I have lots of respect for the man.

[–]myuglyapple 1 point2 points ago

And the whole rape thing? What about that?

[–]KKFF91 1 point2 points ago

leave him alone

[–]gtfo-atheist-douches 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you and your bullshit "fixed" trash.

[–]nafsashai 1 point2 points ago

I would just kiss the other pigeon so that Mike Tyson would leave me the hell alone.

[–]lyrelord 0 points1 point ago

laughed so fuckin hard at this.can't breathe. brilliant!

[–]elbiot 0 points1 point ago

I think [fixed] means you came up with an alternate interpretation that improves upon the original. Like, "you did it wrong, this interpretation is greater, more encompassing, etc". Posting another version that is essentially the same should have a different tag. Folks should use [Alternate] or something.

[–]danE3030 1 point2 points ago

What was the original? Original_Finder didn't pick up on this one because he used parenthesis instead of brackets (at least I think that's the reason). Was it the stick-man version of 'Now Kiss'?

[–]elbiot 2 points3 points ago

a gif of someone bumping two kittens together.

[–]peaandhamsoup 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Lost my shit at a [6] 32coms 839pts 5mos trees
What setting up two friends on a date is like. 0coms 4pts 26dys funny
This made me laugh more than I should have. 2coms 13pts 3mos funny
Mike Tyson's soft side 198coms 2031pts 5mos funny
Never fails to make me laugh. 1com 10pts 23dys funny
I hope he doesn't beat me up for this :/ 1com 4pts 1mo funny
Took me a second. Then laughed my ass off. 0coms 6pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Dared00 0 points1 point ago

Guys... if you aren't going to kiss... well, there's Mike Tyson.

[–]ugly_edith 0 points1 point ago

Is one of the pigeons in a little matching sweater?

[–]Havvok_Shadow 0 points1 point ago

This is what I was expecting from the original anyway. Thank you

[–]ther3ddler -1 points0 points ago

Next time post it in the comments, this was the exact same as the original version.

[–]studmuffffffin 0 points1 point ago

What's the context for this picture?

[–]nhorne 0 points1 point ago

Mike Tyson has been raising pigeons since he was a kid, so there are lots of pictures like this out there. He claims that the first fight he was ever in was started when another kid killed one of his pigeons.

[–]patterrrrn -1 points0 points ago

Aww, pigeon Mike. The rapist.

[–]sdgrant -1 points0 points ago

At least he picked pets with no ears.

[–]thatwhitespot 1 point2 points ago

If the ear won't sit, Mike musta bit

[–]zmartinez12[S] 0 points1 point ago

No breakfast is complete without... http://i.imgur.com/R6ZXH.jpg

[–]theamuzingburrito 0 points1 point ago

I made this my spray on TF2 like 4 days ago becuase I changed my name to Iron Dyke Tyson

[–]shujin 0 points1 point ago

Kith?

[–]randomisation -1 points0 points ago

When I try setting up two of my friends (fixed)

They get raped by Mike Tyson? Remind me to unfriend you from FB!

[–]Captain_Airstrip_One 0 points1 point ago

It'th not nithe to make fun of thomeone'th thpeech impediment.

[–]gumbogogo 1 point2 points ago

I also saw that comment on the original thread.

[–]Makaveli777 0 points1 point ago

hahhaa

[–]paulseagull 1 point2 points ago

This is genius.

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

What did you fix in this picture?

[–]LiveFromNY 1 point2 points ago

ama break your teess

[–]bostonboy08 0 points1 point ago

Don't like the title, but loved the pick.

[–]fleepfleep 0 points1 point ago

I have never seen this before and it made me lawl and spit out food at my computer screen. I'm at work. Thanks.

[–]lowndest 0 points1 point ago

this makes me think of the movie andre.

KITH!

[–]tomhaverford12 0 points1 point ago

This has been making me laugh like an idiot for a good five minutes.

[–]eyecite -1 points0 points ago

Are you fucking serious? The original was less than 3 hours old and near the top of the front page when you posted this, and even now has fewer than 70 comments.

[–]swerdee 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you

[–]SquirtisMayfield 0 points1 point ago

no u

[–]thewastedtruth 1 point2 points ago

Haha, now kith...

[–]frid 1 point2 points ago

Hey your 'fixed' should be in square brackets like this [fixed] .

[–]kakemot -1 points0 points ago

Stop setting people up. It's stupid.

[–]ctr904 -5 points-4 points ago

I first didn't realize who the guy was holding the birds, I was so focused on the words. "kith" wtf???? I notice who the guy is and burst into tears laughing. +100 internets

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