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[–]ThatIsMyHat 352 points353 points ago

Say what you will about Internet Explorer, but it's the only browser whose name makes any damn sense.

[–]lawnmower_lady 144 points145 points ago

Netscape Navigator

[–]midnightsbane04 123 points124 points ago

Is it just me or did it just get a whole lot more 90's up in here?

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 49 points50 points ago

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

[–]vodkamartini 65 points66 points ago

Nickelodeon Magazine, Please

[–]zgh5002 27 points28 points ago

Nickelodeon Magazine, please!

[–]imkindofimpressed 7 points8 points ago

Send it to zoom!

[–]throwaway50955932 6 points7 points ago

Time to make this thread G.L.O.W.!

[–]Require_More_Mineral 3 points4 points ago

I definitely grew up in the 90's, but I do not remember that.

[–]throwaway50955932 0 points1 point ago

Early 90s. More late 80s.

[–]dusty2084 5 points6 points ago

[–]chazzeromus 4 points5 points ago

Oh geeze, those are about the oldest memories I have.

[–]Require_More_Mineral 0 points1 point ago

I still insist on listening to that song semi-regularly.

[–]Quidjay 0 points1 point ago

I don't know...

slime

[–]compulsorypost 0 points1 point ago

Go Bronco Go!

[–]ThatIsMyHat 15 points16 points ago

I just checked my AOL homepage and I can confirm that it did get a whole lot more 90's up in here.

[–]Guyinapeacoat 7 points8 points ago

"Bi-dong Bi-dong! kschhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[–]roessera 5 points6 points ago

Geocities

[–]bOaORM 10 points11 points ago

Altavista!

[–]MyCoolWhiteLies 1 point2 points ago

What, are we in Pawnee?

[–]somersault 3 points4 points ago

Astalavista :o)

[–]johndabaptist 7 points8 points ago

A/S/L ??!!

[–]Lurking_Grue 1 point2 points ago

Dude, Stick with Mosaic. I only have a shell account at the moment so I am sticking to archie servers.

[–]buckhenderson 1 point2 points ago

Krusty the Clown: I want my comedy to have a timeless quality.

Krusty's Assistant: Here's the final draft on that "Hanging Chad" sketch, Krusty.

Krusty the Clown: [reading] Heh heh. Oh good, you worked in Judge Ito.

[–]Krakatoacoo 1 point2 points ago

ZOOBOOKS!

[–]Sinestero 1 point2 points ago

DAE NINETIES?!

[–]Shadax 3 points4 points ago

Porn Prowler

[–]commentsurfer 1 point2 points ago

Nutscrape Navigator.

[–]kathartik 0 points1 point ago

Netscape Navigator, you say? I think I'll need to webcrawler that!

[–]RakoGumi[S] 35 points36 points ago

Upvote for common sense

[–]theenriquesuave 19 points20 points ago

Safari is another word for exploration...

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 31 points32 points ago

And "Old Fashion" is another term for a no-eye-contact handjob.

[–]KnivesAndShallots 7 points8 points ago

interesting.

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 3 points4 points ago

"DONT LOOK AT ME."

[–]red321red321 11 points12 points ago

Pretty bitchin' commercial too.

[–]OriginalLamLam 113 points114 points ago

If anything, this is just encouraging me to use IE. I want him to be my guide.

[–]kristianur 30 points31 points ago

To be fair, he has been around the internet.

[–]kattjevel 17 points18 points ago

You would not believe the things he has seen....

[–]karpenterskids 16 points17 points ago

Is there a way for me to change my Internet Explorer icon to this photo?

[–]VampireOnTitus 27 points28 points ago

Yes. Save the image as PNG format then convert it to an ICO at convertICO.com (or download a free app that converts PNGs to ICO).

Now right-click your IE icon-->Properties-->Change Icon and it's self-explanatory from here.

[–]opensandshuts 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, I was just imagining my life browsing the internet and opening doors with him following me like the ghost of christmas past.

"And this is the door to your browser history."

"Do we really have to visit my browser history, Internet Explorer?"

"We do, Opensandshuts, we do."

[–]seetheuniverse 5 points6 points ago

I agree. He seems like a charming fellow.

[–]redditorsedithurr 75 points76 points ago

Allo! Vould you like dis toolbah? Undt dese, too?

[–]JustHereToDerp 7 points8 points ago

Tuba? No no, I'd like the toolbar.

[–]The_Caring_Banker 10 points11 points ago

allo!

[–]P_Charming 45 points46 points ago

He's so majestic looking

[–]Sdwmaster21 14 points15 points ago

He not only ate the Sherpa, he put on his clothes.

[–]Colin_Oscar_P 7 points8 points ago

Dem chins.

[–]JAK312 22 points23 points ago

AND IT FEELS LIKE I AM JUST TO CLOSE TO LOVE YOU WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

[–]Elementi 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if they knew that song was about being friendzoned before they picked it....

[–]Hlavin 22 points23 points ago

The latest version of IE isn't bad. People just get caught up in the bandwagon hate and jump aboard.

[–]donrhummy[!] 0 points1 point ago

Do you mean IE10 or IE9? IE9 still sucks http://html5test.com/results/desktop.html it scores a 138 out of 500 in implementing modern features. IE10 isn't bad though. It scores a 320 which is respectable (still dead last).

[–]Elementi 0 points1 point ago

I have never heard of Maxthon before. Although apparently it is winning. Anyone used it before?

[–]crunchy_fap_biscuit 57 points58 points ago

[–]Sdwmaster21 12 points13 points ago

IE vs Chrome. Chrome will fuck on the first date. Chrome wins!

[–]zgh5002 6 points7 points ago

and Chrome knows to cup the balls.

[–]Sheen-o 15 points16 points ago

I see Firefox as a fat, slow, still good looking version of him...

[–]fullnovazero 30 points31 points ago

Like the star quarterback from high school who's now down on his luck.

[–]Sheen-o 16 points17 points ago

With nothing but a shoe sales job and an ungrateful family.

[–]baconOclock 1 point2 points ago

What happened to Firefox? It used to rock.

[–]8544 42 points43 points ago

I'm using IE10, love it. Haters hate and all that...

[–]TheSambassador 25 points26 points ago

IE6 was a terrible, terrible shitstorm of awfulness.

IE7 was slightly better, but still awful.

IE8 they made a lot of steps int he right direction, but it was still slow.

IE9, things are starting to look prettty prettty prettty pretty prettyy good.

IE10, On-par with the other browsers, they actually did it!

Seriously, bashing IE is no longer relevant. It's finally a usable, decent browser. I'll continue to be a chrome user because... I don't know.

[–]gilbes 19 points20 points ago

IE6 was a terrible, terrible shitstorm of awfulness.

IE6 was one of the best browsers available when it was released. Netscape was still dying. Opera was still Opera. Firefox wasn't released.

When it was released in 2001, IE6 was the most viable choice for users.

The problem was Microsoft sat on it for too fucking long.

[–]derpMD 4 points5 points ago

The other problem was also all of the sites and web apps that made use of non-standard IE6-only features that kept so many people stuck on it at work for so long. I've long held a theory that the economy could get a real boost if companies would update or build new apps rather than plugging all of the holes in IE6 for so long.

[–]YCSMD 2 points3 points ago

Pretty much because RES and Adblock

[–]angrylawyer 1 point2 points ago

The gap is definitely closing: here's some browser tests I did on my laptop

IE10 beat everybody in the sunspider test, and it did better than safari/opera on google's V8 test. But overall it still looks like FF/Chrome are in the lead, but again not by as much as it was with IE9 and IE8.

[–]donrhummy[!] 0 points1 point ago

A big part of the problem (and the reason people bash IE) is they only update their browser every few years. That's ridiculous in today's world. Too many features get left out and are unable to be adopted when the most used browser has only 2, 4, 6 or 10 year old capabilities.

IE10 is good (not great compared to the others) but when will they update it? In 2014?

[–]Bleedorang3 2 points3 points ago

Honestly I'm a big MS fan and I've tried to give IE a chance but having to download an extension just to change the search provider is god awful. That and not having ad block is a no-go for me.

[–]FrankTheTank369 6 points7 points ago

IE10 is amazing.

[–]lawk 33 points34 points ago

I don't see much of a problem with IE9 or 10. Actually only 6 really sucked.

[–]sandiegoite 9 points10 points ago

It's more problematic than just a browser to me. IE6 singlehandedly held back web technology for a half a decade. All the neat HTML5 gadgetry that has come out recently is by virtue of the fact that people started using other browsers. MS almost embraced, extended and extinguished the world wide web. I have seen no change in their business strategy that would lead me to believe that they wouldn't do the exact same thing again given an opportunity. Therefore, I will continue to use any other browser.

Another thought is, Safari and Chrome use WebKit (which is an open source rendering engine), Mozilla uses its own open source engine as well. WebKit can assuredly be used stock without having to open up the whole browser, because portions of Chrome and Safari are closed source. Why does Microsoft feel the need to create yet another web rendering engine when perfectly decent ones already exist on the open market?

It would certainly be cheaper to just throw away the IE engine (which despite lots of programming hours is still woefully behind the competition), so why bother wasting your money on this?

I think the answer is control. They are still trying to force you to use Windows through browser coupling.

[–]treycook 2 points3 points ago

From one web dev to another, thank you for saving me the energy.

[–]if-loop 3 points4 points ago

7 and 8 sucked as well. 9 is ok (it doesn't mess up everything), but it doesn't really support HTML5 or CSS3.

[–]Bortjort 13 points14 points ago

Yeah I think all the hate for IE is purely nostalgic, it's their major problem in the marketplace. IE 10 might be great but I'm not going to try it because I like my other browsers features and it doesn't seem to offer me any significant advantage or incentive to change.

[–]CertusAT 1 point2 points ago

They should just dump IE. Actually they should have dumped IE a long time ago.

Make a fresh start, get a new icon, give it a new and pretty dress.

Even if you don't change the code AT ALL people would react more positive to it. Now if you actually trimmed it down to the most basic level and gave the option of adding in addons like firefox, boy, i would love that.

[–]Bortjort 2 points3 points ago

The old reboot eh?

"Introducing...The Internet Explorer"

[–]PicopicoEMD -1 points0 points ago

Yes, I've been saying this for years. It's all about the image, so just change the fucking name.

[–]Diaper_cocktail 1 point2 points ago

Same nostalgia of people that swear that Windows 7 is a constant BSOD per day shitty OS. You know who you are.

[–]JoshSB 1 point2 points ago

I am not against IE, I just prefer Chrome because I can get all my Google services integrated with it.

[–]Fickelbra 4 points5 points ago

Exactly. Granted I don't prefer it as my personal browser but I use it at work and I have never once been pissed with IE9. In my opinion Safari is by far the shittiest browser I've used.

Chrome > IE > Opera > Firefox > Safari. Just from my personal use over the years.

[–]dksprocket 0 points1 point ago

At the time Netscape Navigator turned into bloatware IE was pretty damn awesome.

[–]donrhummy[!] 0 points1 point ago

IE9 still sucks http://html5test.com/results/desktop.html it scores a 138 out of 500 in implementing modern features. IE10 isn't bad though. It scores a 320 which is respectable (still dead last).

As for IE6, it was amazing when it came out. While they didn't follow standards, that was in part because they were ahead of the standards by a lot. The problem is IE6 stuck around too long.

[–]elmerion 0 points1 point ago

Most of people have no fucking idea of why Internet Explorer was less efficient than Firefox, and Chrome anyway... most of people simply made the switch, realized it was slightly faster and stayed for that little extra speed. Personally, i think Internet Explorer was perfectly fine for the average user and people jumped on the Internet Explorer hate-wagon because someone else told them it sucked

[–]von_sip 4 points5 points ago

[–]Dr_Jackson 1 point2 points ago

The colors are so saturated.

[–]sane-ish 11 points12 points ago

I'm not much of a net-geek, so please explain why I should NOT be using internet explorer. I have chrome and I honestly don't see that much of a difference. Although chrome does generally look better.

[–]Fickelbra 22 points23 points ago

At this day and age, the reasoning doesn't extend far beyond "Microsoft is stupid and I hate them". IE was crap back in the day, absolutely true. But that was a browser that's over a decade old. The newer iterations have been very functional.

[–]cannedballs 8 points9 points ago

It's only been in the past, maybe 3 years that IE has improved. Some people just don't know it's improved because they haven't tried it out for a long time.

[–]erlingur 16 points17 points ago

No, not at all. As a web developer I can tell you there are many things that IE does not do or does wrong.

Here is a nice table showing what I mean: http://caniuse.com/#compare=ie+8,ie+9,ie+10,firefox+16,firefox+17,firefox+18,chrome+22,chrome+23,chrome+24,safari+6

IE is slowly getting better but since I (and lots of other developers) still have to support IE8 you can understand our frustration.

[–]-Bang 5 points6 points ago

But on the other side of the geek tracks, it's by far the easiest browser to administrate and manage updates for, especially via WSUS.

[–]fullnovazero 0 points1 point ago

Its also the hardest to figure out what administrative changes were made. Everything is done deep in the registry since its so well integrated with windows, so if some IT admin made some crazy security adjustments there about 5 years ago and since left the company, odds are nobody is going to know what the hell is going on.

[–]-Bang 0 points1 point ago

Documentation is all on your department though. One can make something as clear as python administrative scripts obfuscated and look like butts if they don't have the intentions documented somewhere somehow.

[–]Fickelbra 1 point2 points ago

I do understand that IE is not ideal to actual web designers because of not adhering to standards. However, a typical user would not know or care is more of the point I'd make. Plus -Bang made a good point that for corporate administration and updates, IE is pretty awesome. Setting up group policy for IE is pretty simple but powerful.

[–]treycook 1 point2 points ago

All IE needs to do is ditch its crappy engine and adopt Webkit and us web developers will shut up about it. IE10 is pretty good though.

[–]erlingur 0 points1 point ago

Well a typical user would care when he's wondering why the website he uses looks much better on his friends computer than his. Which would be because the developers gave IE (IE8 especially) the middle finger and said "fuck it, if you use a browser that doesn't support border-radius you're not getting it".

Which is what I have done in my own projects, and thankfully the company I develop for wholeheartily agrees with me, it's just not worth the effort.

But like I said, IE is getting better. Slowly.. but it's getting there.

Regarding the group policy stuff, I remember a few months back I was having the same discussion somewhere and another Reddit user pointed out that it was actually possible/easier with Chrome or Firefox but I can't for the life of me remember where this conversation was so take it with a huge grain of salt.

[–]TeddyCarter 1 point2 points ago

I like this table, but have no idea what most of it means. I'd be doing internet research for hours.

[–]spookynutz 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand your frustration, and your chart is very misleading. You're comparing the feature list of Q1 2012+ Chrome and Firefox releases against IE8 and IE9, which were released in mid-2009 and mid-2011 respectively. A more fair comparison would be IE8 vs. Chrome 2.0 and Firefox 3.5.

It also suggests that you're taking it for granted all Chrome and Firefox users are using the latest versions of those browsers, which is not the case. Based on the last metrics I saw (11/2012), there is still an appreciable number of people using Chrome 14.0 and lower, Firefox 3.6 and lower, or IE6.

What may come as a relief to both you, and any of the other frustrated web developers out there, is that 99% of legacy users don't care that their browsers can't render the "border-radius:8px" line in your style-sheet.

I'm not trying to be deliberately sardonic, but I know engineers who still have to ensure Win98 driver support for their products. Listening to web developers constantly bemoan having to support a browser less than 3 years old is hard to sympathize with.

[–]Nadrik 6 points7 points ago

There is no reason outside of preference. Both IE9 and 10 are good browsers. Jokes about IE today come from people who don't actually know shit about technology, but want to sound like they do.

[–]vodkamartini 3 points4 points ago

I'm a software developer, most of the work I do is web based, and you're right. The newer versions of IE are good. IE9 doesn't fully support HTML5 which sucks but it's still not bad. I can't speak to its security since I don't know that much about it. The only real trouble I have is that I have to develop all the way back to IE7 because the company I work for has users that are forced to use it.

This is because before I started here someone decided that spending over $100m on business critical software that doesn't work in anything other than a specific version of IE was sound logic. This wasn't the company I work for, rather a customer that the lion's share of our revenue comes from (I work for a very large contractor).

[–]muppetzero -1 points0 points ago

I'm in the same boat. It's terrible.

[–]mattahorn 10 points11 points ago

I wanted to try to use IE10 on my new Windows 8 upgrade, but it's looking less and less like that's a possibility. IE10 does seem to be correcting my simple spelling errors automatically, though, which is nice.

Anyway... Chrome's Omnibar is much better than IE10's. IE goes for a minimalist look, and while I will admit that I like all the straight lines and sharp corners, the functionality just seems off. Chrome's Omnibar is right below the tabs, so if I want to enter a new URL, I just have to go up and the bar is so long that I hit it before I hit the tabs. With IE, I have to go up and to the left. If I'm wanting to change tabs and enter a new URL in a tab that's already open I just have to go down in Chrome. In IE10 it's to the left, kind of annoying and isn't a quick natural reaction.

I use the refresh button quite a bit. I don't like how IE10 tucks it away in a very small space in the URL bar. I don't like how small that bar is in general. I don't like how cluttered the right side of it feels with the search icon (useless), compatibility view and refresh buttons stuck there. I at least need to see more of the URL to let me know where I am on a site if it isn't immediately apparent, usually whatever follows the .com/ is cut off.

The accelerators are confusing. I don't know what the fuck all of them do or why I should want any. From what I can tell, they add a context menu to right clicking highlighted text that allows you to search things. That's all fine and dandy, but the only thing I'm going to want to do is right click and search with Google (which you can set it to do) or highlight a URL that isn't clickable and have the browser open it - I don't see an accelerator for that. I don't want to add an eBay accelerator or an Amazon one or any other ones. It's all useless junk.

Tracking protection lists are OK. Webslices are more useless junk. Nothing to even say about them. Other add-ons are OK, but mostly useless junk. Well, I can't quite say that because there's no effective way to search for specific add-ons on the add-on site. You can view them by category, but beyond that there's no way to view all add-ons within a particular category. It's bullshit is what it is. If I click a category I can only filter them by 'Recommended', 'Most Popular', 'Most Recent', and 'By Type'. That would be OK if the categories defaulted to ALL and there was also a simple fucking god damn search function. I cannot tell you how angry that makes me. Why is there not a simple search button. If I want to see all the mother fucking add-ons for IE, I have to view ALL 861 of them across ALL categories and then sort through them one by fucking one, page by fucking page. It's bullshit. THEN, if I find one I want to take a closer look at and I end up not installing it, but opting to go back and continue looking, pressing the fucking back button resets me all the way back so I have to select 'All' again and then find what page I was on. What the fuck this was not acceptable in 2004 and damn sure not in 2012. This seriously boggles my fucking mind.

In Chrome, on the other hand, BOOM, I can search the add-ons so easily. I can find what I need in seconds.

IE10 also doesn't want to properly display some webpages. Imgur pictures and other pictures won't show up sometimes, it's 50/50, and it's not just an issue where I can reload or right click and tell it to click show picture and there they are, oh no. I have also found that it doesn't behave properly on some bank websites, for whatever reason. Specifically, ones where you can hover a circled question mark icon to get more info on a particular fee or charge or service. I found this out specifically on bank websites because I was looking to change banks and was researching a few of them, but I am assuming it will act this way across the board for sites that have that hoverable question mark icon. Sometimes it wouldn't display parts of the bank's site period (Ally Bank) without running in compatibility mode, and even then it wouldn't work properly. Chrome handles that fine, although Chrome does look butt ugly in the Metro interface or whatever it's supposed to be called now... but 90% of my time is spent in the desktop app anyway.

The only thing I do like about IE9 or 10 is the pinned sites. That's pretty sweet. You can pin websites' favicons to the taskbar and it's badass. On some websites, pinning them adds other functionality, too. Like if you were to pin Facebook or Outlook.com to the taskbar, the pinned icon would also act as a notifier, telling you when you got new messages or emails. I like that. I LIKE IT A LOT.

There's the whole speed thing too. Sure, Chrome is a bit snappier, but really there's not a whole hill of beans worth of difference between the two that I can see... so I don't care about that. Another big downside to IE is that there will be a bunch of customized website add-ons that you can't use... like the Reddit Enhancement Suite, for example. That sucks. Just like Microsoft sucks if they think this is acceptable.

[–]kersplona 7 points8 points ago

Thanks for the novel. Didn't read any of it but I'm sure it was good.

[–]ConfirmPassword 0 points1 point ago

Did not read, but i felt i had to upvote , that must have taken a lot of work to write.

[–]suckmynuts 0 points1 point ago

What's the TL;DR?

[–]derpMD 0 points1 point ago

Tl;dr: people are too lazy to read anything not in soundbite form.

[–]von_sip -1 points0 points ago

[–]fullnovazero 1 point2 points ago

You got to a lot of good points. If there's anything I'd change about Chrome its how they handle pinned tabs. For whatever reason a pinned tab just doesn't work and I've quit using them altogether. It loads every pin whenever you open Chrome? Plus pins seem to disappear once I get ticksy and start making new windows with tabs and whatever. Other than that Chrome is too slick to ignore. I'm pretty happy that Google realized performance, slimness is way more important than heavy feature sets. Performance first, features second.

[–]kingNothing42 0 points1 point ago

Casual suggestions:

Right click on a tab in IE10 and click "show tabs on a separate row" at the bottom of the menu. If you just want the address bar to be bigger, you can actually grab the right side and resize it to take a larger percentage of the screen.

I use ctrl+l to put focus in the address bar and F5 for refreshing. That doesn't change the interface, but it works in every browser and you wouldn't have to worry about hitting UI with the mouse.

If a website displays in "compatibility mode" that's because a site was written to be viewed in IE5-7. IE changes modes based on the site's compatibility and tells you when that is happening with the little page icon. Some websites don't update their codebase for years. Compatibility mode is more your friend than enemy.

[–]link_yourself_smart 4 points5 points ago

You're just like 99% of people who will ever use the internet. It's Pepsi vs Coke: 2012.

[–]Dairith 4 points5 points ago

[–]Eal12333 2 points3 points ago

Lots of websites have stopped supporting IE so that's one thing.. Also, for me, it still takes forever to start up compared to chrome

EDIT: also addons are nice.

[–]Peritract 1 point2 points ago

Lots of websites have stopped supporting IE so that's one thing.

That is not a problem with Internet Explorer. That is a problem with incompetent web designers.

If your site can't support one of the major browsers, you are terrible at your job.

[–]sometimesijustdont 3 points4 points ago

Actually that is an Internet Explorer problem. Why should a web developer have to write a a different web site so you can use IE, because Microsoft is an anti-competitive Monopoly of fucks?

[–]Olivesandfootball 0 points1 point ago

Because a lot of people access the website through work computers and are not allowed to install new browsers by their IT department. IE 6 and Windows XP are still wildly popular because of work places. It's tempting to blame it all on Microsoft, but you're forgetting the human factor in it.

[–]sometimesijustdont 2 points3 points ago

There is no one else to blame. Microsoft intentionally broke web standards to be anti-competitive.

[–]AbsoluteZro 0 points1 point ago

The only reason I don't use IE is because it doesn't have Reddit Enhancement Suite. Chrome, Firefox, Opera and Safari all crash on my computer consistently, but IE keeps it solid. But without RES, I just can't browse reddit. No reddit, no use.

[–]sometimesijustdont 0 points1 point ago

Because IE doesn't work 100% of the time on many websites. If it doesn't work, you can't use it. If it works for you, then it doesn't matter.

[–]donrhummy[!] 0 points1 point ago

A few reasons:

  1. IE doesn't implement a lot of modern features so some of the cooler web apps won't work

  2. IE's update schedule is very, very slow. So if something's buggy or new capabilities are invented or accepted as standards, you'll have to wait 2-3 years for that

  3. It's slower than all the other browsers in every test I've ever seen

  4. They get more security vulnerabilities than most of the other browsers, yet they take logner and fix fewer of these than the other browsers. It's common for a security hole to go unpatched in IE for 8 months (this is their average). Compare that Chrome and Firefox which typically take between 15 and 50 days to patch.

[–]ncshooter426 6 points7 points ago

IE: We own the business space, although slowly making a product for the consumer again. Please give us your search data and/or buy into our Microsoft cloud services

Chrome: Fast n' free, built for the consumer (shinny!). Please give us your search data and/or buy into our Google cloud services.

Firefox: ...we point you to the Google search engine so they pay us. Please give us anything at this point

[–]Qwopty 3 points4 points ago

More like,

"How I see Redditors"

[–]lemmysdaddy 3 points4 points ago

I only use Chrome for Reddit (because of HoverZoom). It is much slower than IE9 in every measurable category.

Plus, you forfeit 99% of your hotkey capability if you go full screen in Chrome (or Firefox, or anything except IE).

It's also cool that IE has the option to "delete all (cookies, temp files, etc...) UNLESS it's in my favorites." The other browsers you can only tell it to either keep it all or delete it all.

Haters, etc...

[–]bearcherian 11 points12 points ago

I really want him to say "Welkom op het internet. Ik zal uw gids zijn." instead, and then shove a large piece of chocolate into his mouth.

[–]gaelorian 3 points4 points ago

Do not make me be your guide! I am full of chocolate!

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 1 point2 points ago

Waarom in het Nederlands?

[–]Aiyon 7 points8 points ago

[–]fuzi0ndet 3 points4 points ago

How do people see Fire Fox?

[–]foamingdogfever 1 point2 points ago

I see Firefox as the browser that became popular not because it's inherently better than IE, but because hatred of Microsoft became fashionable.

[–]gametapchunky 0 points1 point ago

Internet Explorer has come a long way since real competition entered the scene like Firefox and now that Chrome is up there and blowing them away (in my opinion), Internet Explorer has been improving much more.

[–]cultivatingmass 10 points11 points ago

And why is that OP? Please explain to us what exactly is wrong with IE in your eyes.

[–]Demache 8 points9 points ago

Traditionally, IE was terrible from a web development standpoint because it never actually adhered to HTML standards correctly. It sort of had its own way of doing things, so you had to find workarounds to get IE to display pages properly while still have the page working with Firefox, Safari, etc. Not to mention it was slow, and tons of security issues.

Mind you, I say traditionally, because since 9 they have done a FAR better job of getting it up to speed. Its actually a decent browser. I just prefer Chrome because of the syncing features.

[–]sometimesijustdont 0 points1 point ago

Still doesn't support most of HTML5.

[–]treycook 0 points1 point ago

IE10 is doing a pretty good job though.

[–]foamingdogfever 1 point2 points ago

HTML5 isn't a finalised standard yet. Praising other browsers for supporting non-standard features doesn't make sense when IE6 was thoroughly criticised for doing the same thing.

[–]yevoiceofreason 9 points10 points ago

No chance. I've tried to get someone to give me a reason why it's bad. It seems it's just because the internet told them it was. Same reason they think Apple is a good company

[–]cultivatingmass 9 points10 points ago

The IE circlejerk is the worst circlejerk on reddit. No one fucking knows why they're even hating on it.

[–]yevoiceofreason 2 points3 points ago

I know, I was thinking, Apple maps is doomed. IE7 was a bit rubbish, so it's been trendy to slam it, without knowing why. Even if Apple maps becomes the finest piece of mapping software on earth, they'll still have 12 year olds saying, 'Aw dude, you use Apple maps? Douche.'

[–]JustHereToDerp 1 point2 points ago

The political circlejerk is the worst circlejerk on Reddit.

"I dunno why, but I feel like Obama is literally god!"

-redditor from the UK

[–]lagerithm 2 points3 points ago

The IE circlejerk is the worst circlejerk on reddit.

You've been unsubbed from /r/politics for quite a while now, haven't you?

[–]cultivatingmass 0 points1 point ago

I have, the unfortunate trend for subreddits is that once they hit a certain size, the content goes to absolute shit. I won't claim to be some intellectual savant, but some of the shit that makes the front page is fucking dumb.

[–]chamberlainb 0 points1 point ago

nothing really. chrome is just better.

[–]kojima100 3 points4 points ago

The fact that it's slower, significantly more insecure, and does it's best not to be standards compliant makes it a bad browser.

[–]jveen 0 points1 point ago

IE has been extremely insecure due to activeX and code bloat, among other things for a while. I've heard it's better lately, but most people are so used to firefox/crome/anything but IE that there's not much of a reason to go back. it's become second nature to immediately install another browser.

[–]Yxklyx 4 points5 points ago

You can complain about IE but this my view of Firefox:

http://www.clearpathtofitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/really-fat-guy-on-computer.jpg

Did they ever fix the memory leak? It still takes a lot of time for Firefox to shutdown. I use Chrome but when I need another browser I'll use IE or perhaps Opera. The current version of IE seems fine to me - no complaints here.

[–]weinerschnitzelboy 4 points5 points ago

Oddly, I like the IE9. Yes, I know what I said. Yes, I'm ready for the downvotes.

[–]fluxwave 2 points3 points ago

This is how I see most of reddit, sadly. Either way, I like the content on this website.

[–]fullnovazero 0 points1 point ago

I could say the same for clippy or Ask Jeeves

...crap now everyone knows I'm old

[–]robbieh 1 point2 points ago

Looks more like a firefox

[–]mcole20 -1 points0 points ago

"I've come from deep in the systems 32 derp mountains, where is my Mozilla cake?"

[–]Gynominer 1 point2 points ago

We need to know about this kid's life. Please.

[–]pantsparty1321 0 points1 point ago

is that Agustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate factory??

[–]dorfinator 1 point2 points ago

I'd gladly switch back to IE if this were true.

[–]bOaORM 1 point2 points ago

Coolest guide ever!

[–]theghostfacekilla -1 points0 points ago

What is the name of this meme?

[–]BoldLookOfColer 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, Bing would be more applicable to this picture.

[–]embeddedSystem 1 point2 points ago

IE is the only browser that renders SVGs. There, I said it, now I must go wash my hands.

[–]GianterGinger 0 points1 point ago

I've used all three and don't see a difference. Can someone please explain it to me? In fact the only problem i've had with any of them is I cant send gmail attachments in chrome.

[–]BerkeleyHunt 0 points1 point ago

That looks like the coolest kid ever. Imagine seeing someone in your first day at high school wearing this. Instant best friend.

[–]UjakStanley -1 points0 points ago

This is hilarious.

[–]Nightwing11 0 points1 point ago

Hey! Listen!

[–]miketheboss 0 points1 point ago

How I see 9gag.

[–]notsurewhatiam 1 point2 points ago

DAE [LE] HATE IE? LOL!

[–]kersplona -1 points0 points ago

The only thing Internet Explorer is good for is downloading a better browser.

[–]throwaway50955932 0 points1 point ago

If the word doppleganger didn't already have a definition, I think this kid would give it one.

[–]MadeaIsMad 0 points1 point ago

Am I, the only one who read this wish an english accent?

For some reason my brain just decided that kid is from the U.K.

[–]darthvadersmom 0 points1 point ago

"Now quick, put on these clown shoes and let's get started."

[–]Iraqi272 1 point2 points ago

I have to say, I actually like the new Internet explorer that comes with windows 8. Its really well integrated in the OS and a reliable and fast browser. I am still a bigger fan of firefox but IE is no longer the retard of the browser realm.

[–]rozyhammer 0 points1 point ago

This is so damn stupid it made me laugh for no reason!

[–]FormerFundie6996 0 points1 point ago

In a word: Mental.

[–]ColinTheAwesomest 0 points1 point ago

Considering the fact that IE actually DOES load pages faster than Chrome, I find this trend to be completely invalidated.

[–]KrazyAzian 0 points1 point ago

And this is why I switched to google chrome.

[–]mortal_rombat17 -1 points0 points ago

Internet Explorer 9 works better on my laptop than Chrome of Firefox. Firefox crashes every time I open it, and it is faster than Chrome for me.

[–]dimarocks 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you i posted this before you die in hell

[–]JohnnyLongarms 0 points1 point ago

WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO THIS POOR CHILD!?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE.

[–]louisrod2005 0 points1 point ago

holy shit, wesley??? I know the kid in this photo! He's pretty much a dick.

[–]donrhummy[!] 0 points1 point ago

A big part of the problem (and the reason people bash IE) is they only update their browser every few years. That's ridiculous in today's world. Too many features get left out and are unable to be adopted when the most used browser has only 2, 4, 6 or 10 year old capabilities.

IE10 is good (not great compared to the others) but when will they update it? In 2014?

[–]Ticker305 0 points1 point ago

My parents think IE is THE internet, they used to think the same thing about AOL.

[–]shitjustaintcray 0 points1 point ago

He's even the same colors as the IE icon

[–]mndb 0 points1 point ago

Paul Konrad

[–]drsingerx 0 points1 point ago

Serious question: If you use IE, is it really as bad as people say it is in comparison to other browsers, or is it just the Nickelback of internet browsers?

[–]Yoda_RULZ 1 point2 points ago

It's tolerable, but only barely.

[–]hamster_sword 0 points1 point ago

Internet explorer isn't half as cool as this guy.

[–]zangrabar 0 points1 point ago

I think we should just put it down, end the poor guys suffering

[–]klaxonsaxon 0 points1 point ago

Boo! Repost faggot!

[–]linuxlight 0 points1 point ago

? I say this about all Microshit and Crapple products.

[–]Rocko_Bomber 0 points1 point ago

No product I have ever used has failed as often as Internet Explorer. If Microsoft made hot dogs I'd be dead.

[–]Hackerslasher 0 points1 point ago

OP is like "I hate IE gimme karma!"

[–]Perksizer 0 points1 point ago

The Windows 8 version of Explorer is not that bad.