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[–]Ovahzealousy 242 points243 points ago

They're a bunch of ROTC cadets, which is why they have shitty gear; the vests that they're wearing date from the Vietnam war. At least in my battalion they give us fake guns that look real...

[–]pwnography 202 points203 points ago

its also why they look so happy. enlisted never look happy.

[–]frankaka 82 points83 points ago

Except for payday. There was always a smile on my face on the 1st and 15th of every month.

[–]DraugrMurderboss 92 points93 points ago

A frown on every 2nd and 16th.

[–]beaueod 66 points67 points ago

frankaka isn't military, she is a stripper from fayetteville.

[–]zilong 11 points12 points ago

Sharky's steak lunch is no joke.

[–]SilverPanther 6 points7 points ago

$5 steak and titties day. Goddamn right!

[–]landragoran 8 points9 points ago

having been to fayetteville once (visiting a friend who lived on post), i was absolutely ASTONISHED at the number of strip clubs i saw. i mean, i've lived in several major cities, and i've never seen that many in such a small area.

[–]punkminkis 8 points9 points ago

Fayettenam baby!

[–]Chubbstock 3 points4 points ago

Oh, I miss that feeling.

[–]frankaka 14 points15 points ago

Yeah me too. Now my only smile comes on the 5th of every month when GI bill money comes in

[–]fawker 8 points9 points ago

3 years of paid tuition and housing while trying to complete a 4 year degree.

[–]zanth13 3 points4 points ago

Well it's 36 months of benefits which covers most "4" year degrees , it equals About 8 semesters. Especially considering basic/AIT gives you some credits.

[–]sideflanker 29 points30 points ago

When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!"

-Sgt. Johnson

[–]ugly_babies 25 points26 points ago

Rubber ducks is what we called them.

[–]FalloutRip 24 points25 points ago

Former ROTC student here, can confirm. My battalion was one of the most well funded in the US though, so we at least had plastic M16s and AK-47s, as well as a few LAW tubes.

Still didn't make us giggle any less when we had to basically shout "pew pew pew!" while doing drills.

[–]UnearthlyStew 8 points9 points ago

My first thought when thinking this photo was "pew pew pew!"

My second thought was, "Nu uh! I have a force field!"

[–]nathan1942 13 points14 points ago

At northeastern they used to have dummy guns, until a journalist student wrote a story about militarization on college campus's and got their dummy guns taken away.

[–]Pariel 6 points7 points ago

I'm pretty sure they're back to dummy guns. I know the battalion in Boston (BU, NU, BC, MIT, not sure who else) does rucks through the city with dummy rifles (graduated from BU last year, had several friends in NROTC and ROTC).

[–]Baystate411 -1 points0 points ago

I do ROTC trough bu and our battalion, Charles river battalion, doesn't include nu or MIT or bc. It's bu, Stonehill , Bridgewater state, mma, curry and UMASS Boston. Don't fake your knowledge.

[–]ctr904 13 points14 points ago

This. We only had 2 plastic m16 replicas for our class.

[–]decept 13 points14 points ago

Guess my battalion was spoiled with the 50 Springfield rifles from WWII

[–]PoliteCorp 4 points5 points ago

I remember we used for both Drill and PT which incorporated a rifle, my battalion used old M-1903 and M1's. I always felt that, for a JROTC battalion that was fine, but university level ROTC should be giving weapons appropriate to what would actually be used.

[–]ehenning1537 0 points1 point ago

Its probably early in the program when they're learning basic formation and movement. Nobody get a bloody nose from a dummy rifle that way. That and carrying those damn things around all day can get to be silly.

[–]sculptedpixels 2 points3 points ago

The LBE's they're wearing date to the mid 80's bud. Note the plastic clips at the waist and the ammo pouch plastic closures (vietnam era had snaps on the ammo pouches and metal - brass iirc - snap in's on the waist).

But totally correct about the cadets. Looks like they ran out of rubber duckies to issue.

[–]ceresbrew 3 points4 points ago

Possibly stupid question: What is ROTC? I see it referenced all the time. Is some sort of military college? Or is it like boyscouts for collegeaged people? Or something else entirely?

[–]mopecore 5 points6 points ago

It's the United States Reserve Officer Training Corps.

[–]onelegithombre 0 points1 point ago

Reserve officer training corps. its a program found at many colleges that allows you to commission as and officer in its respective branch upon graduating (and fulfilling certain training requirements)

[–]rfransio 4 points5 points ago

We were never even allowed rubber m-16's because the edges were too sharp in my ROTC battalion.

[–]vnkid 14 points15 points ago

Yeah, those are the guys I want fighting on my team.

[–]Sgtjenkins 2 points3 points ago

They are their own worst enemy.

[–]sgtkcourt 1 point2 points ago

Yep, the ROTC at my school had enough non-guns for about half of the cadets. The rest just had to look like bigger assholes playing kindergarten war.

[–]raging_asshole -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I'm always seeing red rubber guns and knives online for training purposes. They don't even give you those?

Seems like it would be kind of important to get a feel for the weight of it and how the sling rides and affects your running and all that.

[–]onelegithombre 0 points1 point ago

That was the day we where too lazy to sign the fake ones out of supply...

[–]Poggus 0 points1 point ago

Those LBEs are not vests. They are the old equivalent of today's MOLLE gear.

When I went through Active Duty Basic Training, we got to use oldschool Flak Jackets as our 'vests' with an LBE over it.

[–]Wingly 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that the canteens my ROTC issued me are from World War II...

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that's much cooler.

[–]BassCreat0r 0 points1 point ago

Or broomsticks.

[–]TayMac92 78 points79 points ago

Are you trying to imply that knife hands aren't the most effective weapon ever?

[–]UseThe4s 25 points26 points ago

JUDO CHOP!

[–]FuzzleBuster 23 points24 points ago

Who throws a shoe? I mean honestly, you fight like a woman!

[–]alreadytakenusername 3 points4 points ago

And who brings TWO handguns in a combat? Does this look like a motherfucking gang movie, woman on the left?

[–]Hank_Scorpion 4 points5 points ago

Who throws a shoe? I mean honestly, you fight like a person convicted of rape

[–]TheFlamingLlama 2 points3 points ago

BMO CHOP!

[–]K1LL3RM0NG0 10 points11 points ago

Knife hands are the most effective and most deadly weapon ever employed by the U.S. Military. that and Shark Attack brims.

[–]pithikas 40 points41 points ago

"Gary...I totally shot you dude! Quit Cheating!" "Not uhhh! I blocked it!"

[–]ChickinSammich 96 points97 points ago

A commanding officer welcomes his new troops by handing them sticks. The soldiers look at him quizzically until one asks "What are these for?"

The CO tells them "Well son, due to budget cuts, we have to make due with what we have. So just aim these at the enemy and yell "BANGITY BANG BANG".

Fairly certain this is all some elaborate prank, the recruit approaches the nearby wall, leans out, aims, and yells "BANGITY BANG BANG!" only to see one of the enemy soldiers fall over. Still not convinced, another soldier repeats the same action with the same results.

Fast forward a bit, and they're just taking people out left and right with their stick-guns, yelling "BANGITY BANG BANG" until they finally come upon someone who don't go down. They take aim and continue shouting "BANGITY BANG BANG" but no matter how loud they yell, he just keeps coming.

The last words they heard were "TANKITY TANK TANK"

[–]Squirrelson 5 points6 points ago

Ahh the Ork approach to war.

[–]dboy999 2 points3 points ago

classic Scout campfire skit

[–]flnnl 57 points58 points ago

pew pew pew

[–]Probable_Foreigner 22 points23 points ago

RAAATATATTATATATATATATTA

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 4 points5 points ago

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Fairchild Republic A10 motherfuckers

[–]SpacemanCraig 10 points11 points ago

Whats the sound of artillery?

pew pew

Raining down on the enemy!

pew pew

[–]shiftdnb 16 points17 points ago

Raining down on Enemy!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew pooooooggghgghghghghghghghghgh

[–]SpacemanCraig 11 points12 points ago

The most accurate incoming mortar text I've seen.

[–]Ski00 3 points4 points ago

Shoot, move and communicate!

[–]K1LL3RM0NG0 3 points4 points ago

Boom, Boom!

[–]Ski00 3 points4 points ago

I work with UAVs and we have a version that goes:Whats the sound of the UAV? where everybody proceeds to make the most annoying whurring noises they can make. Usually kills the cadence after that.

[–]Skizot_Bizot 5 points6 points ago

"I got you! You're out!"

"Nuh uhhhhh"

"Sarge the other teams not calling themselves out!!"

[–]perixe 8 points9 points ago

ok, but check out that trigger discipline, almost all of them have their finger straight, not "on the trigger".

[–]aotter 21 points22 points ago

As a cadet I almost shit myself when i saw this post.

[–]Maverik45 2 points3 points ago

as a former cadet, i almost did too, we at least gave our guys without weapons sticks, or stole the handful of AK's away from our opfor.

[–]aem00 3 points4 points ago

That Obama taking away their bayonets

[–]afair151 4 points5 points ago

http://youtu.be/L9nXfffeAIU My immediate thought

[–]amazoncon 10 points11 points ago

Obama was right. We DON'T spend on bayonets the way we used to.

[–]leinad_02 3 points4 points ago

I like how that lady is holding two pistols

[–]RottenDeadite 6 points7 points ago

Damn you, Stephen Spielberg! Have you no shame!?!?

[–]MT_work 2 points3 points ago

Not budget cuts. Stealth Guns.

[–]DarlingRK 3 points4 points ago

You're never too old to play war.

[–]Highlighter_Freedom 2 points3 points ago

Slappers only!

[–]adojim 3 points4 points ago

I know these people... I am in the ROTC dep. there... hahaha

[–]ksavage1986 1 point2 points ago

PEW PEW PEW PEW

[–]Sgtjenkins -1 points0 points ago

Mind bullets

[–]IHateHumans -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me, or does the guy in the center look kinda like Scott Bakula?

[–]pingspike -1 points0 points ago

"Ratatatatat!"

"Dududududud!"

"BOOM!"

[–]Expodryerase 0 points1 point ago

Run fuzzy bunny, run! Run fuzzy bunny, run!

[–]chunky_goonie 0 points1 point ago

[–]M7600 0 points1 point ago

Everyone knows that guns don't kill people, it's just that certain sound they make.

[–]exiled_one 0 points1 point ago

i can almost hear the pew-pews

[–]dnmty -1 points0 points ago

They may look silly. But the line of snipers in the bushes behind them will be an even bigger surprise to the confused enemies being rushed.

[–]ming1241 0 points1 point ago

When on a joint exercise, some British soldiers commented about how they weren't provided ammo when they had field exercises back home. They had to shout "Banana!" when they were supposed to be firing their weapons. So my buddy, a smartass, asked them if they had to shout "BANANA!" for LAW's and "Banananananananananana" for MG's. Not amused

[–]KickButtUsername 0 points1 point ago

Pew Pew PewPewPew Pew

[–]Sonny_McClain89 0 points1 point ago

Pew. Pew pew pew. Pew pew. Pew.

[–]the__itis 0 points1 point ago

P-p-pew, p-p-pew....p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pew

[–]GADBabaganoosh 0 points1 point ago

They should get radios to kill people with.

[–]jemetsfan 0 points1 point ago

Pew Pew Pew!!! 'Murica!

[–]Jackeroo2 -1 points0 points ago

Budget cuts and military simply don't go together in the US.

[–]shazam99301 0 points1 point ago

Pew! Pew! Pew, pew!

[–]skeetster 0 points1 point ago

At my ROTC Batt we have 100 or more Ducks, two 240 Bravos, 4 SAWS, 21 M14s, numerous M16A2. I had no idea other batts didn't have anything. Also, we have artillery simulators and, anything really to mock an assault.

[–]Yoyo8 0 points1 point ago

The one with the dreads takes it to serious.

"Guys! My gun is jam! pe..pe.. DAMN IT!"

[–]noburdennyc 0 points1 point ago

just the title of this post is a lol

[–]SilentWaggish 0 points1 point ago

Nah, they just dont trust cadets with real weapons. When I was in Airborne school a cadet tried to tell me I have to call him sir. Hahahahahahahahahaha

[–]tehdwarf 0 points1 point ago

Between the world wars this was actually what most of the army got to work with, not just ROTC.

[–]hostolis 0 points1 point ago

That's how we are trained in the army in Greece.

[–]Yoshisune 1 point2 points ago

For a minute I thought it must have been the Canadian military.

[–]gh0stfl0wers 1 point2 points ago

This is what I see every Thursday afternoon when I walk through the park to get to my job. First time they came running out of the brush at me really freaked me out.

[–]SMZ72 0 points1 point ago

Stephen Spielberg photoshopped this, didn't he?

[–]VirogenicFawn21 0 points1 point ago

We did something similar when I was stationed in Camp LeJuene, NC, except we used M4s with blanks. I still yelled "pew pew".

[–]spinrawr 0 points1 point ago

Kind of relevant, but when we're learning about trouble shooting in the military, often times they won't have the equipment necessary to practice, so we just simulate how we would make the tests. It feels exactly like this.

[–]Tsabo 0 points1 point ago

pew! pew! pew! pew!

[–]critercat 0 points1 point ago

If they were yelling "Bang bang bang" really loud I'd still be scared. I'm Canadian though, so that doesn't really count.

[–]GuillermoDelSol 0 points1 point ago

I used to help out with a few Army ROTC battalions playing OPFOR for them. These kids are just learning the basics of squad attack. Once they get that down they move onto walking around with dummy plastic guns that look real. After that they usually end with paintball. The paintball portion usually ends up being a major cluster fuck of kids running around and forgetting everything we tried to teach them.

[–]KonradCurze 0 points1 point ago

Every army unit that I've been in has trained like this.

[–]762headache 0 points1 point ago

Those God damned Russians would be all like "nuh uh you didn't hit me!"

[–]Fhwqhgads 0 points1 point ago

Family-friendly war movie.

[–]jonnyb000 -1 points0 points ago

Oh, I thought it was air force then I realized these people don't suck...

<3

[–]rgeckler 0 points1 point ago

Embry-Riddle represent!

[–]newswhore802 1 point2 points ago

This is funny, but also a very real problem. In WWII, the US army was so unprepared as a result of years of negligence and underfunding that the first waves of draftees and volunteers were traing with brooms for rifles and eggs as grenades. Tanks were bicycles with cardboard cutouts. As a result, when american soldiers were sent inro action in N. Africa, they were woefully outclassed by german and italian forces. Tactical maneuvering by tank forces was amongst the worst problems. As well as basic marksmanship and understanding of thr arts of war. This contributed to the drawn out campaign and higher casualites. See the Kasserine Pass debacle.

Tl/dr: a well-trained military is a well-funded military, and a well-trained military is a victorious military.

Edit #1: didnt realize they are ROTC. Still, you think they would want to train cadets as realistically as possible.

[–]billyz0914 0 points1 point ago

Don't say that about women

[–]redditsontoilet 0 points1 point ago

I consider this to be a step in the right direction.

[–]ethicalhack3r 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if they're making Peter Kay gun noises...

[–]Commod0re 0 points1 point ago

please post this to /r/photoshopbattles

[–]sayhispaceships 0 points1 point ago

The Army finally got Mists of Pandaria and everyone is rolling Monks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Nobody with that kind of gun ever got me when I was a kid...had a forcefield.

[–]mcgoo352 -1 points0 points ago

oh ROTC you crack me up

[–]this_sort_of_thing 1 point2 points ago

This is probably what they send around in emails talking about how Obama has destroyed the military.

Or this is probably what the military say they have to do when or if their budget is cut by a few million (from the few hundred billion)

[–]je30001 0 points1 point ago

What next pick up the weapons off the dead like the russians in ww2

[–]whiskeymikie 0 points1 point ago

In Air force bootcamp we get dummy m16s with partially functioning parts. to learn how to dismantle them and how they function.

[–]MagicalOrgazm 0 points1 point ago

pew pew pew pew murica

[–]gonesnake 0 points1 point ago

Now I want them all to say "pew! pew! pew!"

[–]julz19ski 0 points1 point ago

Pew Pew Pew

[–]bhoang 0 points1 point ago

[–]nezm 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun and games until someone pulls an air knife.

[–]Rake_and_Roustabout 0 points1 point ago

Army had half-a-day.

[–]dalittle 0 points1 point ago

to bad the truth is the only thing that gets cut is these soldier benefits and vet benefits. Lot and lots of guns will still be bought even if they are not needed.

[–]DeathGateX 0 points1 point ago

And then we were like "pew pew pew pew, take that terrorism."

[–]Kibbles4Everyone 0 points1 point ago

That girl on the left is using akimbo pistols

[–]osomuchpie 1 point2 points ago

That's not budget cuts, that's because no one will trust a group of Cadets from some random ROTC unit to assault through an objective with live weapons. Now if it was a Ranger infantry unit doing this, then I'd chuckle.

[–]TigerWylde 2 points3 points ago

If it was Rangers doing it - i'd chuckle, if it was SEAL's doing this - i'd just figure they had developed invisible weapons already.

[–]IamSparticles 0 points1 point ago

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

[–]reddit111987 0 points1 point ago

[–]ryankevin15 0 points1 point ago

I understand that certain sectors of our military lack the proper and up-to -date equipment needed to carry out crucial tactical tasks. However, we do stand as the top military power in the world. Military overspending has led to a significant amount of federal debt. I think we have to large of a military to supply them properly. Budget might not be the only thing we should cut.

[–]v1kingfan 0 points1 point ago

looks like the xbox commercial.

[–]SeismicSumo 0 points1 point ago

Hooly shit I think this is my battalion! Maverick's lead the way from Arlington, Texas!

[–]brochick 0 points1 point ago

"pew pew pew"

[–]azizinator25 0 points1 point ago

and i was like "pew pew pew pew pew. 'merica"

[–]obpwrx 0 points1 point ago

Those are the army hand cannons. When you fire it, it makes this sound...

budgetcuts budgetcuts budgetcuts

Bright side is you dont have to pick up brass :)

[–]firstroundko108 0 points1 point ago

This is actually normal training when you don't want to or need to go through the hassle of signing out weapons from the arms room

[–]Deltascout4 0 points1 point ago

Makes me glad I'm enlisted and doing walk throughs with an M4. Firing pin, bolt and all, no bullshit. But still yelling "bang bang" is humorous as fuck.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

How cute.. REMFS - cause the Army doesnt run without people handing out paper forms!

[–]Tektitik 0 points1 point ago

Rifle camo is getting very sophisticated.

[–]diggpthoo 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting that asian guy close-up vertical. :/

[–]kelling7 -1 points0 points ago

Those are actually ROTC cadets, which means most of them aren't even in the Army.

[–]jidar 0 points1 point ago

PEW PEW PEW

[–]hydrosaure 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one feeling that there a serious lack of subtitle reading "ta ta ta ta ta ta ta" here ?

[–]halibutski 0 points1 point ago

Simulate death!

[–]samop002 0 points1 point ago

[–]frozenkiller7 0 points1 point ago

its obvious the enemies are going to cheat and say they didn't hit them when they did

[–]sandbox15 0 points1 point ago

Almost rather be doing this than using blanks. Nothing worse than coming back from FTX and everyone has to clean their rifle spotless before they're allowed to shower.

[–]badphish94 0 points1 point ago

Lucky girl on the left got 2 pistols instead of a rifle.

[–]hayzee605 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey this is my school :-)

[–]masterjack98 0 points1 point ago

ROTC = result of a torn condom.

[–]NavySEAL1123 1 point2 points ago

In my battalion, we always use rubber ducks during our STX Labs. Hell, we even use paintball guns from time to time. Also, we have almost fully integrated into MOLLE gear.

[–]SynopticOutlander 0 points1 point ago

Military budget cuts?... not likely. Not in my murka.

[–]countlazypenis 0 points1 point ago

It's okay 'Murica, we'd be more than happy to swap budgets.

-Sincerely U.K

[–]Staubathehut 1 point2 points ago

Someone photoshop some walkie-talkies into their hands! They're completely unprotected!

[–]yinoryang 0 points1 point ago

BANG! BANG!

BANG!

-Stan Kyle Cartman & Kenny

 -Michael Scott

[–]P1TA 0 points1 point ago

I'm imagining the 8 cadets running around screaming this

[–]erik_lights 0 points1 point ago

PEW PEW PEW

[–]JTDeuce 0 points1 point ago

pew pew pew pew pew

[–]guitarman2012 0 points1 point ago

Lol E.T's editing crew got to it.

[–]versed_vagabond 0 points1 point ago

and i was all "pew pew pew pew pew pew pew -

America."

[–]WiLL-I-was 0 points1 point ago

Butta Butta Jam!!!!

[–]AsphaltRanger 0 points1 point ago

These are ROTC and Call of Duty kids... Hell I wouldn't give them a rifle either

[–]luke95836 0 points1 point ago

Canadian here, how the fudge did they afford uniforms?!?!

[–]TheDiruo 0 points1 point ago

"BANG! You're dead!" "No im not! I've got a shield on!"

[–]Chrsmulkey 0 points1 point ago

This is funny because you could cut our budget to 1/3 what it is now and each of those grunts would still have their own personal tank lol.

[–]jfrancoisse 0 points1 point ago

Private! I can't hear you go "pew pew pew". Do you think this is a joke?

[–]DrRetrobeef 0 points1 point ago

finger bang... bang bang finger bang...

[–]aburnswastaken 0 points1 point ago

"Pew-pew! Pewpewpew!"

[–]SomethingSnyde 1 point2 points ago

Do you know how hard it is to render a gun in a camera....gosh guys.

[–]Katch00 0 points1 point ago

PEW!

[–]munnyfish 0 points1 point ago

amateurs. i'd be charging in with my air bazooka

[–]BaltimoreSkater 0 points1 point ago

For viewer discretion, we have replaced all the soldiers guns with walkie talkies

[–]bipbophil 0 points1 point ago

HA to bad they are clearly ROTC cadets; whose gear is all the recalled gear from 'nam

[–]thekindred 0 points1 point ago

These are all Cadets. Most likely they are in the crawl phase of training. More of a going through the motions type drill.

[–]pegasEYE-nEYEn 0 points1 point ago

As a current cadet, where are their tennis balls?

[–]frankzilla8395 0 points1 point ago

pew pew! Take that Al Qaeda!

[–]Szyth 0 points1 point ago

'gonna fingerbang bang you every day'

[–]atatyrk35 0 points1 point ago

Soldier 1: POW POW! You're dead! Soldier 2: Nuh-uh had a shield! Soldier 1: Saaaaaarge! He is cheating agaain!

[–]donutsalad 0 points1 point ago

Where's the smart ass pretending to hold a AT4? There's always one.

[–]madspeedmax 0 points1 point ago

Some high speed cadets right there lol

[–]soapman5 0 points1 point ago

Just so you know, they are also required to yell "BANG BANG".

EDIT: Source: I have done this before.

[–]SkyrimFiend99 0 points1 point ago

Pew pew pew

[–]stooo22 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love being a ROTC cadet. BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

I see how this is funny. Because you're talking about America cutting military budget.

[–]jimozu 0 points1 point ago

hah. and what would that money go to instead of the military? NASA? education? healthcare?

[–]Storm3z3 0 points1 point ago

Pew pew pew pew "guys! Hey guys I got one"

[–]Natanime 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Just a 4kids dub

[–]Haruhi_Fujioka 0 points1 point ago

This is Judo Company of the 101st Airborne Division.

[–]g3lrod 0 points1 point ago

Pekew-pekew! Gotcha...

[–]Beeht 0 points1 point ago

Aha, I get it. Because we had to replace some men with women, right?

[–]BIG_BUCK 0 points1 point ago

"AT4! AT4! AT4!" "I don't think they heard you"

[–]petethepeanut23 0 points1 point ago

[–]slowtothrow 0 points1 point ago

when i was deployed over seas (OIF0809) i barely ever saw an officer with their assigned weapon, while i had to carry a SAW at all times. Makes sense to me, train as you fight.

[–]Mercury1600 0 points1 point ago

You are talking about the three slaves right?