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[–]Jackie_OK 223 points224 points ago

"Still gets me every time"= way to repost things without being yelled at

[–]Greenleaf208 13 points14 points ago

Well obviously that didn't work.

[–]helium_farts 1 point2 points ago

At least he admits that it's a repost.

[–]Pr0xyWash0r 86 points87 points ago

I cant be the only one damn impressed he took his picture with a baking pan.

[–]DrDragun 31 points32 points ago

That's some quality fucking cookware. No marks, no dents, no stains.

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[–]cursplode -3 points-2 points ago

Looks exactly like a baking pan to me.

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[–]cursplode -4 points-3 points ago

Is it wireless as well? All electric griddles I've ever encountered had a place to attach the wire with a plug. I can't locate it anywhere on that thing.

[–]cursplode -3 points-2 points ago

Also no drainage hole I can see either. Makes an electric griddle good for making pancakes. That's about it.

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 66 points67 points ago

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 6 points7 points ago

What a class act.

[–]Rincey 2 points3 points ago

wat

[–]dontask_donttell -1 points0 points ago

"Boyz, I da one cuz iM not lyk the uther gurlz n I dew da t'ingz dat u dew tew. I wunt 2 be wear u r."

~~lyk dis if you cry erry tym~~

[–]trampus1 9 points10 points ago

That's a nice griddle. Bet you could make some killer pancakes on that thing.

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[–]HiImTed 4 points5 points ago

hey do us all a favor and stop using titles like this

[–]Chapeaux 16 points17 points ago

Still reposting.

[–]crlarkin 5 points6 points ago

http://imgur.com/AaUmY.png Much more clever!

[–]Spira9 8 points9 points ago

Oh look it's this same unoriginal post again.

[–]J4Seriously 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to /r/funny

[–]Warm_Kitty 5 points6 points ago

Looks at the battery level ... I too like to live dangerously...

[–]CodyModo 0 points1 point ago

Get your facebook shit out of here.

[–]Stop_staring_at_me 1 point2 points ago

It's not Facebook

[–]HiImGarrett 1 point2 points ago

Get your Instagram shit out of here?

[–]Stop_staring_at_me 0 points1 point ago

Ding ding ding we have a winner!

[–]CodyModo 0 points1 point ago

Equally as bad. That, and twitter.

[–]Evilmadness66 -5 points-4 points ago

Your repost is bad and u should feel bad

[–]sake1243 1 point2 points ago

Hey said "still gets me every time". I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to label it as original content

[–]sweetloris 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, but all he's doing is saying that he sees this photo reposted all over the place and he's going to repost it again.

[–]danmickla 2 points3 points ago

I feel the same way when someone tells me a joke I've heard before. HOW DARE THEY I WILL CUT OFF THEIR TONGUE.

Christ, do you never take pleasure in anything more than once?

[–]GeneralChankers -2 points-1 points ago

That's right, I took pleasure in your dead mother more than once.

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[–]knucklor[!] 1 point2 points ago

THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, SUCK DOWN VOTE YOU CARBON COPY POSTING PIECE OF SHIT

[–]VelvetJammies 0 points1 point ago

I remember you saying it. "Still gets me every time this is reposted all over the Internet so I'm going to post it too." You just have to read in between the lines to see that you did say it.

[–]Evilmadness66 -1 points0 points ago

Didn't say he was I'm just sick of seeing this

[–]flashvenom 1 point2 points ago

so true.... y'all

[–]Bobsss 0 points1 point ago

I just tried to like it by double tapping it facepalm

[–]seraphim19 -1 points0 points ago

Haha iPhone 5 purple glare.

[–]dgb75 0 points1 point ago

I think the new Zoolander movie needs to do a take on this. In the first one, the guy's cell phone was this micro-mini phone. Now it needs to be the rough dimensions of an aluminum cookie sheet and all glass.

[–]p0x0rz -1 points0 points ago

Jesus...The reposts are getting out of control. I mean, I see both sides or the argument...Reposting from time to time is a great way for people who missed stuff the first time to see it later.

It's getting silly, though...I've seen this picture on the FRONT PAGE like four times in the last four months or so. Are we seriously going to a "once a month repost" system around here?

[–]Fawkz 0 points1 point ago

Regardless of the fact that this is a facebook screencap and a repost, I have to know, who the fuck is taking their picture with an iPad? I've never seen it...

[–]survalent 0 points1 point ago

This guy looks like Sgt. James Doaks

Suprise Muthafucka!

[–]mo11ii 0 points1 point ago

What model is it? I must have it.

[–]GeneralChankers 0 points1 point ago

Didn't get me the first time.

[–]TeexasMade 0 points1 point ago

Thats the iPad 7

[–]gakpad 0 points1 point ago

Know what gets me even more? Seeing the battery charge in screen caps of phones. CHARGE. IT.

[–]sgderp87 0 points1 point ago

This was funnier the first ten times it was reposted.

[–]idontwannawooseyou 0 points1 point ago

Wait...How did you take the picture

[–]Jacob98gomez -1 points0 points ago

So when you take a picture with your iPad, you suddenly become a nigger?

[–]Lurkmode 0 points1 point ago

Would work better if he had turned the flash off of the phone he used

[–]Cptredforks 0 points1 point ago

It's almost like most people forget that there is such a thing as a "Front camera".

[–]Eightfourthree -1 points0 points ago

Post this on twitter not good enough for reddit so please stop...."we don't like your kind around here"

[–]breaksan 1 point2 points ago

lyk dis if it gets you evertim

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

I hope OP gets aids and it worsens with every upvote

[–]revile221[S] -2 points-1 points ago

you jelly

[–]Deceptions 0 points1 point ago

This is how you look when you cant afford a Ipad/Tablet.

[–]cnostrand -1 points0 points ago

My favorite is the guy taking his photo with a pop tart.

[–]liquidinsects 0 points1 point ago

1100 upvotes and no one has made a 'so brave' or 'dead horse' comment yet? What's happening to you Reddit?

[–]arcanition 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I'm the only one who has figured out that instead of taking a picture of yourself by pointing the camera at a mirror and having the camera/phone block some of the picture, you can just point the camera at yourself and look at the preview screen in the mirror.

[–]slothman608 6 points7 points ago

They're just providing proof that they aren't vampires.

[–]Spira9 4 points5 points ago

people think they look better in reflections.

[–]Pointy130 1 point2 points ago

Because we're used to seeing our own reflections rather than pictures of ourselves, so seeing the proper, non-reversed image looks strange to us.

[–]mama_llama 1 point2 points ago

You're never the only one.

[–]shmeerbert 1 point2 points ago

This idiot took his profilepicture the same way with an iphone...

[–]Davey_Disapproves 0 points1 point ago

Easily amused.

[–]iamspeaker -1 points0 points ago

Every time I see this picture I keep thinking it is Hodgey Beats from OFWGKTA.

[–]OriginalityPolice 1 point2 points ago

Gets me every. single. time. too:

title comnts points age /r/
Taking pictures with iPads 1com 15pts 5mos funny
Big ass iPads 6coms 24pts 1mo funny
This guy gets it. 0coms -4pts 1hr funny
This guy know what's up 0coms 1pt 1mo funny
This guy knows what's up. 572coms 2358pts 7mos funny
iPads 287coms 1234pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Atheistus -1 points0 points ago

Q: who takes pictures with ipads?

A: Nobody.

[–]metalmike187 -1 points0 points ago

You have to lower the contrast on the camera settings if everyone looks black.

Also. Repost.

[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg -1 points0 points ago

I have an iPad 1, and I love it. Read books, watch movies, browse reddit. Is great.

iPad 2's big improvement! OOoh, camera! Who the fuck wants to take pictures with this goddamn unwieldy thing? It make no sense! A self cam for facetime can make sense, and be very cool and futuristic. Maybe that's why they put it on; might as well if you've got the facetime thing going.

[–]DrugsOnly 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad you enjoy your iPad! It is good that there are things out there for people not like myself. Personally, I don't mind carrying my laptop places, and it has similar features.

[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 4 points5 points ago

I really wanted it as a reading tool for pdfs. I have a lot of books in pdf format, as well as comic books, that I've always wanted something like the iPad for. It's perfect for that. Plus, with Netflix and Slingbox, it also becomes a portable tv.

[–]take_this_username 0 points1 point ago

But his shirtless profile photo is ok then? He is using a mobile.

[–]galile0 0 points1 point ago

If I say "Still makes me laugh every time" it's okay to repost because I need the karma for the coming storm.

[–]iesvs -1 points0 points ago

...what?

[–]General_Slutskoff 1 point2 points ago

The new PANoramic App.

[–]Kris15o -1 points0 points ago

iPad Mini. That's where it's at.

[–]WTFbarbeque -1 points0 points ago

I like how his profile picture is also a mirror shot.

[–]meepstah -1 points0 points ago

You can tell that he did not take the picture with the baking pan because the edges of the pan are not correctly aligned with the frame of the photo. Had he actually used the pan, the pan would appear to be perfectly vertical in the picture.

Protip: You can easily spot photoshopped "mirror self portraits" by observing a skewed camera.

[–]KingTroopa 5 points6 points ago

or you know... THE FLASH on the right giving it away

[–]increntible 0 points1 point ago

You can tell that he did not take the picture with the baking pan because the edges of the pan are not correctly aligned with the frame of the photo.

Because it's a fucking baking pan.

[–]meepstah 1 point2 points ago

Humor too dry for you?

[–]tracerghost00 0 points1 point ago

Or when you use flash indoors in a well lit bathroom...

[–]Keeks15 -2 points-1 points ago

As an ipad

[–]Keeks15 -1 points0 points ago

User, agree.

[–]Embrocate 0 points1 point ago

Thank God we now have the iPad Mini.

[–]mrmock89 -2 points-1 points ago

Such a trashy picture

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 0 points1 point ago

He's just jealous that he hasn't had the opportunity to steal one yet.

[–]Brave_Ismella -2 points-1 points ago

He stole that baking pan.

[–]orangecountyff -2 points-1 points ago

I don't want to be that racist they all look alike guy but c'mon that's tiger woods!

[–]singingbeauty126 -1 points0 points ago

After seeing this picture so many times, this is the first time it occurred to me that he must not use his baking pan much. It's so clean! Either that or it's new. :)

[–]SoupNinja -3 points-2 points ago

YAHALLLLLL