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[–]phreshphruit 71 points72 points ago

All I know is there's a big ass in both pictures.

[–]LATKE_IN_MY_TUCHES 21 points22 points ago

She got dumps like a truck

[–]Bloviously 7 points8 points ago

Truck, TRUCK!!

[–]Mnkje 7 points8 points ago

Thighs like what

[–]Bloviously 6 points7 points ago

What? WHAT?!

[–]AmIDoingThisRight29 7 points8 points ago

All night long

[–]Bloviously 7 points8 points ago

LET ME SEE THAT THONG!!!!!!!!

[–]KingSwagamemnon 10 points11 points ago

I'd fuck the top one though.

[–]baboonredass 3 points4 points ago

I was gonna say the ass on the bottom has a smaller bottom...

[–]oahayder 60 points61 points ago

"Celebrities I don't like are UGLY!!!"

-Reddit

[–]jessejp 6 points7 points ago

I don't see the difference. I would have sex with both of those donkeys.

[–]x1expert1x 18 points19 points ago

but you have to admint nicki has a huge ass

[–]unclepickle1 1 point2 points ago

It's also fake.

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[–]HungryTaco 0 points1 point ago

?

[–]nommytorton 7 points8 points ago

The top picture gives me an erection while the bottom one only provides a semi.

[–]theoldpretender 38 points39 points ago

By mighty sagan's beard, how did you get to be so brave?

[–]Blazeinpain 106 points107 points ago

OP, i'm sorry, the tests came back positive...

You're a faggot.

[–]Fat_FAT_dick 22 points23 points ago

[–]PierOcb 6 points7 points ago

OP must love you then

[–]richardmartin 11 points12 points ago

The quality of Reddit content has slid substantially in recent months... That includes comments.

Yes, I'm looking at you.

[–]AuRinBei 6 points7 points ago

The "OP is a fag" comments have experienced a huge upswing in the past couple days though. I have no idea why.

[–]hateboss 7 points8 points ago

It's a 4chan thing. Like everything Reddit does, they are picking up on an ancient 4chan meme and they just think it's the bees knees I tell yah.

[–]HungryTaco 2 points3 points ago

I've noticed that Reddit tends to start picking up on 4chan memes long after the memes have actually died on 4chan itself. (OP is a fag being the exception). It's pretty annoying in my opinion, since 4chan for the most part knows when a joke is dead and when to stop using it. Reddit on the other hand, does not.

[–]AuRinBei 0 points1 point ago

Everyone knows about OP is a fag though, so it's no like reddit just heard about it. There's really no excuse for this one.

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[–]uselesslyskilled 17 points18 points ago

No it was definitely your test results.

[–]sympaticosquirrel 18 points19 points ago

Easy, the one on the bottom is a natural blonde.

[–]oky13o 19 points20 points ago

Dat ass.

[–]FalconX2 -5 points-4 points ago

Dat ass?

[–]arjaddu 8 points9 points ago

dat ass

[–]FalconX2 -3 points-2 points ago

dat ass?

[–]arjaddu 0 points1 point ago

yes

[–]this_sort_of_thing 9 points10 points ago

Man I'd rail Nicki Minaj like nobodies business

[–]girvanryan 28 points29 points ago

Top is pop musician Nicki Minaj, looking rather fine if I do say.

Tho bottom image is a donkey (possibly a mule, although they're pretty similar) with nicki minaj's hair poorly photoshopped onto its head.

[–]funkme1ster 9 points10 points ago

Fun fact, mules effectively cannot reproduce!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule#Fertility

You'll see that female mules birthing offspring do happen, but are exceedingly rare and under special circumstances.

[–]laserbeanz 10 points11 points ago

Thank you for subscribing to Mule Facts!

[–]HungryTaco 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, to be honest I would. She's pretty hot imo, even though she can look pretty weird when she has on all her costumes and stuff.

[–]radiation_man 30 points31 points ago

NECKBEARDS OF REDDIT: any of you would love to have sex with nicki minaj. Stop justifying your insecurities by saying someone whose music you dont like is ugly.

[–]Whytefang -5 points-4 points ago

I wouldn't have sex with nicki minaj.

But that's not because it's nicki.

[–]crucifier -5 points-4 points ago

There seems to be some sort of pop musician defense force in this particular comment branch.

[–]Whytefang 20 points21 points ago

Here's a tough one: Shut the fuck up.

[–]KellFXX 18 points19 points ago

LOL DAE HATE LE NICKI MINAJ AMIRITE?? LE OP TROLLS HARD

[–]audio828 3 points4 points ago

/r/im14andthisisfunny

Seriously, you probably hate Justin Beiber and One Direction for no good reason.

[–]nommytorton -1 points0 points ago

You don't really need a good reason to hate Justin Beiber or One Direction.

[–]capoony147 12 points13 points ago

The top one is Nicki Minaj and the bottom one is a donkey.

[–]AppleJuiceCookies 15 points16 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks she is kind of attractive, and actually has talent? (I'm not a fan of top 40 either).

[–]cycopl 8 points9 points ago

I would smash dat ass, and I think the uncensored version of her song "Did it on 'em" is fucking hilarious and awesome.

Oh wait are we on reddit? Lol she ugly donkey bad music upboats plzzz Sarah Jessica parker Neil degrasse Tyson

[–]TheVicarofChrist 2 points3 points ago

Why is this NSFW?

[–]Catch_twenty-two 3 points4 points ago

This is easy. I've never fucked Nicki Minaj before.

[–]POKEalottaSMOT 2 points3 points ago

I can fuck one shamelessly, guess which one.

[–]ajames336 10 points11 points ago

It's an obvious comparison of Sarah Jessica Parker to Nikki Minaj.

[–]Lolrus123 -3 points-2 points ago

My God, they're the same thing!

[–]flcl_77 2 points3 points ago

Actually one is a horse and the other is an ass.

[–]weecefwew 3 points4 points ago

This post is the epitome of le Bravery!

[–]ihit 1 point2 points ago

I would fuck nicki minaj, but not the donkey?

[–]thesoccerstar920 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure all I see in both pictures is a really big Ass.

[–]comawhite12 -1 points0 points ago

Its the bikini right?

[–]1leggeddog -1 points0 points ago

One is an ass, the other a donkey.

[–]NerdyCuban -1 points0 points ago

One is a useful member of society and the other is Nikki Minaj.

[–]Macallan 0 points1 point ago

The one on the bottom has more talent?

[–]razorbladez2112 0 points1 point ago

I find this humiliating and highly offensives.......for the donkey.......

[–]killmaster2 2 points3 points ago

Ones a filthy animal an the other is a donkey

[–]Vleesgordijn -3 points-2 points ago

racist

[–]lonewolfmp -1 points0 points ago

One is an annoying, loud, unintelligent jackass, and the other is a mule.

[–]chadwickofwvsfw 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I see it. They changed the background!

[–]brexruls 3 points4 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL OP PLEASE TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

[–]tgunz 1 point2 points ago

The one on top is an ass and the one on bottom is a donkey.

[–]BeerInMyButt 2 points3 points ago

Dat ass.

[–]FalconX2 -3 points-2 points ago

Dat ass?

[–]Browncow8 0 points1 point ago

Can someone just tell us what the difference is? I can't find it.

[–]piezeppelin 1 point2 points ago

ITT: Redditors are simultaneously racists and misogynists while beating a dead horse.

[–]Ramses3 0 points1 point ago

All I see is ASS ASS ASS ASS

[–]spots_the_difference -1 points0 points ago

...too easy.

[–]thedersy1 0 points1 point ago

Dat Ass

[–]GovmentTookMaBaby 0 points1 point ago

Nailed it

[–]baconmeupscotty 0 points1 point ago

I would keep one of those in my backyard.

[–]CodeNameAcme 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass.

[–]redwingfan8991 0 points1 point ago

Dat Ass

[–]WanderlustGeek 0 points1 point ago

That's a hot piece of ass

[–]TheShadowWalker -1 points0 points ago

Umm.... I know! The one on the bottom one has an actual role in society.

[–]kozdrasm 0 points1 point ago

Too hard.

[–]unluckylover0 0 points1 point ago

The background is different!!

[–]PrideSax711 0 points1 point ago

Nice ass...

[–]Cuddz 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass

[–]Mishmash34 0 points1 point ago

Only the horses hair is natural. BOOM! won at this shit

[–]TechDesigner 0 points1 point ago

One is clearly an ass while the other is a donkey.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

can fap to the bottom picture

[–]WuChief 0 points1 point ago

one's an ass and one's a donkey.

[–]jstan44 0 points1 point ago

the backgrounds are different

[–]HungryTaco 0 points1 point ago

LOL DAE NICKI MINAJ UGLY ANIMAL?!?!

[–]martinmlaw 0 points1 point ago

Trick question, they're the same image.

[–]picklerebel54 0 points1 point ago

the ass.....oh wait

[–]systemsteven 0 points1 point ago

one's a donkey and one's an ass wait...

[–]maybetrash 0 points1 point ago

I'll only go to one of their shows

[–]Thatenglishguy 0 points1 point ago

Dat... Ass?

[–]Nintellicoleco64 0 points1 point ago

Is that a legit picture of Nicki Minaj? Jesus she is disgusting.

[–]canadianpanda -1 points0 points ago

How did you all not see this?! The top one I wearing pink underwear.

[–]GrayGhost18 -2 points-1 points ago

Trick question, there is no difference.

[–]RustyEight -2 points-1 points ago

Easy. The ass on top is fake.

[–]kevgaf78 -1 points0 points ago

butt sparkles

[–]pineapple420 -1 points0 points ago

i think the ass on the bottom has better teeth than the ass above

[–]jakev46 -1 points0 points ago

Top one is a prostitute.

[–]fingrar -2 points-1 points ago

^

[–]panda_handler 0 points1 point ago

[–]shadowdoofus -4 points-3 points ago

the backgrounds are slightly different

[–]Pykoh 0 points1 point ago

Is it that the donkey's wearing a bikini?

[–]The_Legend_ 0 points1 point ago

The ass on the top has pink on!

[–]retrobuddha 1 point2 points ago

You shouldn't make fun of how people look.

[–]SwinginCrabWhacka 1 point2 points ago

I think she's hot. She's had a lot of plastic surgery done, but I'd do her. I wouldn't get the chance, but I would. ):

[–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

Remember to use a condom. Maybe 2.. or 3... hell use the whole box.

[–]SwinginCrabWhacka -1 points0 points ago

If chop it off after one use.

[–]Iokuas -1 points0 points ago

The donkey doesn't have implants.

[–]Santa_Claauz -2 points-1 points ago

Goddammit stop showing two of the same picture and expecting me to find the differences.

[–]Carter52 -4 points-3 points ago

i'd put my dick in the bottom one

[–]piezeppelin 2 points3 points ago

So you admit you'd commit bestiality?

[–]umopapsidn -3 points-2 points ago

What? No, that's Nicki... right?

[–]leohowardlover -3 points-2 points ago

That's easy. the one on the bottom as a tighter asshole than the one on top.

[–]funkme1ster 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because you're not sexually attracted to her.

No wait, that still doesn't make it funny.

[–]HuggableBear -3 points-2 points ago

I'd fuck the shit out of one of them. The other is Nicki Minaj.

[–]srubt242 -3 points-2 points ago

The ass looks a lot better in the bottom picture

[–]trippster413 -2 points-1 points ago

One of them I would have sex with. The other is Nicki Minaj.

[–]Rifall -3 points-2 points ago

WELL, one' an ugly snarly self-glorifying ass. And the other doesn't speak any human language.

[–]menomenaa -3 points-2 points ago

If these ladies are unbelievably unworthy of even the "regular" male gaze then fuck, I should pack up and go to an island of misfit women because I don't think I can keep up with your high standards.

Or --- you're all kind of mean and overly judgmental of women that you don't enjoy their tv shows/movies/music of.

[–]Iwouldfucklolabunny -2 points-1 points ago

I'd ride that ass, I wouldn't ride the top one. Super uggo

[–]BeltedYapper -2 points-1 points ago

there is no difference. They are just photos of animals in wigs.

[–]england90111 -2 points-1 points ago

Dude, don't make impossible spot the differences like this one. Both pics are exactly the same.

[–]9sp7ky3 -4 points-3 points ago

One was taken inside, the other outside.

[–]ayers231 -4 points-3 points ago

There are no panties on the bottom one. Nailed it?

[–]Herpon314 -5 points-4 points ago

Difference? I wanna fuck the bottom one.

[–]PwNeDoScAR -4 points-3 points ago

...What's up with the top one's skin? It looks really weird and grainy. She covered in sand or some shit?

[–]aliryan11 -3 points-2 points ago

Both pictures have a good lookin ass in them amirite?

[–]ATrulyAwfulPerson 0 points1 point ago

Oh, this is easy... One's a picture of Nikki Minaj, and the other is a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker dressed like Nikki Minaj. Anyone can see that!

[–]MannerShark -2 points-1 points ago

One is a donkey and the other... wait difference? Dang.

[–]crawphish 0 points1 point ago

Haha, it took me a while before I realized this was a trick question! There is no difference!

[–]BrideOfTheDark -2 points-1 points ago

Jesus. This really is a tough one........Oh wait! I know!!.....Wait..nope. They are both the same.

[–]arjaddu -2 points-1 points ago

guys... I don't see the difference?

[–]xXWickedSmatXx -1 points0 points ago

Pffffft...that's an easy one. One is a donkey and the other is a cow.

[–]Prettymotherfucker -2 points-1 points ago

Seriously, who keeps upvoting this shit to the front page? MINDLESS DRONES OF REDDIT, STOP UPVOTING ABSOLUTE 9GAG BULLSHIT GARBAGE

[–]abigboot 0 points1 point ago

The donkey on top is horrible. The donkey on the bottom though...

[–]Eerthem 0 points1 point ago

The first one is obviously a donkey.......

[–]losocaseuaintnoso -4 points-3 points ago

I would fuck the one on top

[–]strict88 -5 points-4 points ago

So obvious .. in the first picture the donkey is blond. Duh.

[–]crondeau3 -3 points-2 points ago

Most people would have sex with one of them...

[–]YMU15 -2 points-1 points ago

i mean she does look like a donkey with her face, but she has nice ass and tits.. right? anyone?

[–]asherah156 -1 points0 points ago

the one on top is a horse.

[–]arnoldclone13 -3 points-2 points ago

the backgrounds are different

[–]TheBakedZorro -3 points-2 points ago

I dont get it..... Both look the same....

[–]kuddles -4 points-3 points ago

OP, I'm with you on that. No difference. One's an ass, the other is just an ugly ass.