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[–]locutusoftim[S] 4 points5 points ago

I suppose I should have mentioned this tenant was a dude

[–]PistachioAgo 5 points6 points ago

This man has a drinking problem, and yet a formidable dildo collection.

[–]99-LS1-SS 0 points1 point ago

Are the two mutually exclusive?

[–]PistachioAgo 0 points1 point ago

Well, I collect stamps and tend to avoid adult beverages and situations, as they distract me from my hobby... My hobby of stamps and celibacy...

[–]99-LS1-SS 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if the use of dildos excludes someone from the classification of celibate?

[–]diiktat 1 point2 points ago

I think this would get more attention in /r/wtf

[–]ninja_at_law 3 points4 points ago

the switch is particularly horrid

[–]ohumustbejoking 2 points3 points ago

I think /r/wtf would be interested in your findings as well.

[–]mrmasquerade -1 points0 points ago

Wait....What part if the game is this? Also, that is a lot of dildos and wine. Way more than one would expect to see.

[–]EnhancementShaman 0 points1 point ago

Are those stains in the wall red wine or bodily fluids?

(or both)

[–]jonahsmells 0 points1 point ago

Guy had just fallen on some hard times. Forgive me for that.

[–]Hinode 0 points1 point ago

Let me guess.

Stick dildo on lightswitch. Drink wine. Insert dildo. One hell of a flickering lights party..

[–]bernando2 0 points1 point ago

just your everyday box of dicks

[–]laura22lynne 0 points1 point ago

I feel like he threw some awesome parties in his time

[–]classypants16 0 points1 point ago

So apartments aren't supposed to look like this? My land lord has some explaining to do.

[–]tripuri -3 points-2 points ago

Dammit ninja! I was going to express my disgust at the filthy area around that light switch too, and you beat me to it.

[–]im-buster -2 points-1 points ago

Did those dildo's belong to a chick or a dude?