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[–]crusaderpat 43 points44 points ago

And thats why you don't put razor blades in cake.

[–]Kongo204 52 points53 points ago

Yup. That's the only reason

[–]crusaderpat 1 point2 points ago

Elaborate please

[–]Kongo204 0 points1 point ago

/sarcasm

[–]crusaderpat 1 point2 points ago

(i know)

[–]Chiefpigloo 1 point2 points ago

I can make this candle, disappear.

[–]Tokio13 32 points33 points ago

The first thought through my head was it would really hurt to have a candle shoved through your eye.

[–]Kongo204 18 points19 points ago

If you watch the video she doesn't move for a solid minute or so while her dumb ass friends just sit around laughing

[–]c3llist9 11 points12 points ago

"friends"

[–]LoveAGoodSandwich 0 points1 point ago

" "" "

[–]Malex_Wolf 11 points12 points ago

Wanna see a magic trick?

[–]Zero_G_Balls 0 points1 point ago

through your head, but hopefully not hers.

[–]Shannon31083 0 points1 point ago

mine too!! We, apparently, share a brain.

[–]Kimicrash 40 points41 points ago

did i just watch somebody die?

[–]saultymoosepickles 12 points13 points ago

The girl passes out. She hypothetically could have died if she was alone I guess.

The videos on YouTube, too lazy to link it. One of her friends picks her head up by the hair and she just flops back into the cake.

[–]Goddamlitre-o-cola 14 points15 points ago

[–]onlydubs08 1 point2 points ago

I like how one of them just starts eating the cake.

[–]Goddamlitre-o-cola 4 points5 points ago

Haha, I know, right. Who needs enemies eh

[–]Mrcnutty 2 points3 points ago

Hypothetically?

[–]OracleMSU 2 points3 points ago

She hypothetically could have died if she was alone I guess.

I beg to differ. I'm thinking the chances of her passing out face down in a cake would be a little less without her annoying friend there.

[–]saultymoosepickles 0 points1 point ago

Well yeah there is that. I guess what I'm saying is that had no one helped yer

[–]growlingbear 0 points1 point ago

It's fucking fake.

[–]LoveAGoodSandwich 0 points1 point ago

"fake"

[–]C0812 6 points7 points ago

That kid is a douche.

[–]CakeDinner 3 points4 points ago

Even though it was a GIF, I still felt like I could hear her head getting slammed into that cake/table.

[–]vlovesf 3 points4 points ago

The exact reason I avoided my cake day post. Or posting on reddit at all.

[–]cleagles 2 points3 points ago

Is this supposed to be you blowing out the candles, and when people realize this is a repost they smack your head into the table?

[–]ShadowGhost98 0 points1 point ago

My cake day should be coming up soon

[–]Kuznetzov -1 points0 points ago

That asshole needs to stop hitting her in the head. She isn't moving? Smack her head some.

[–]drawture -1 points0 points ago

What feeling is this?!

[–]flaystus -1 points0 points ago

Mine was yesterday. First I couldn't think of anything to post so then I just decided the whole thing was douchey and didn't.

and still I'm 50 upvotes from an even 2k.

[–]grob1782 -2 points-1 points ago

does her friend on the right (her left) have a false hand?

[–]loves2breed -2 points-1 points ago

I don't care that it's a repost, I laugh literally every time

[–]LoveAGoodSandwich 0 points1 point ago

So brave.