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[–]bitchnuggets 11 points12 points ago

You had the chance to label your title "You had one job!", but you didn't. I applaud you.

[–]steakmane[S] 18 points19 points ago

[–]harrygibus -3 points-2 points ago

Yes, TC. Yes.

[–]mehster432 7 points8 points ago

He also could have gone with "Some men just want to watch the world burn."

Well done, OP. Well done.

[–]bitchnuggets -3 points-2 points ago

This is true. I shiver on nights like these thinking that the history could have been altered in such a way.

[–]kasirate -1 points0 points ago

Is that supposed to be in reference to something?

[–]bitchnuggets 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]SEAdams87 8 points9 points ago

This is often done on purpose with tiling. It stands for "nobody's perfect"

[–]meangrampa 0 points1 point ago

Doing this with tile is common in eastern countries.

[–]Keksiboi -2 points-1 points ago

^ That.

[–]Rusted_Rocket 0 points1 point ago

Crafts people in the US used to do this on all kinds of things in centuries past. For example look at any vintage/antique beaded purse and you will find one bead that is an out-of-place different color.

This is called a "Worry Bead". The concept is two fold: by not attaining perfection you do not risk offending god, and by building in a mistake the artisan is relieved of the pressure of making a mistake, and often completes the task flawlessly.

[–]DrunkRainboPig -4 points-3 points ago

Only cleaning one tile stands for nobody's perfect? Wish that would have worked when I was younger.

[–]Maeby78 3 points4 points ago

I'm gonna guess that the original tile broke, and they had this one left over from maybe another part of the building.

Maybe? Otherwise, that's just sick.

[–]inventor226 1 point2 points ago

I would so do this just to mess with people.

[–]SirJackJackington 1 point2 points ago

Smash it with a hammer. No explanation will be necessary.

[–]lazypengu1n 0 points1 point ago

[–]loose-dendrite 0 points1 point ago

It's a defensive field to keep out obsessive compulsives.

[–]greatunknownpub -1 points0 points ago

What kind of sick person can't stand it? OP, evidently.

[–]Tokoyoshi 1 point2 points ago

[–]guitargal14 0 points1 point ago

I originally read "What kind of stick person does this..." and I was confused for way too long before re-reading the title.

[–]ccasling 0 points1 point ago

Trap door

[–]Laughcrybaby 0 points1 point ago

MY OCD damnit!

[–]Beenhamean 0 points1 point ago

A janitor with no fucks left to give.

[–]Laxrocks7 0 points1 point ago

A man with great hatred towards anyone with OCD!

[–]Thanatomania -2 points-1 points ago

I wonder if something is hidden under that tile....

[–]Rezurrect 1 point2 points ago

What if every tile in there is horrendously dirty, but that one tile... He is The One.

[–]UnD34d_Do0d -1 points0 points ago

Yeah maybe all the others are just stained with piss and that is the only one that isn't

[–]The_American_Tragedy 0 points1 point ago

Better stain it with piss.

[–]ReallyCoolStu -1 points0 points ago

IM SO OCD LOL

[–]DVsKat -3 points-2 points ago

someone who is extremely tired of their job.

[–]EditsComment -3 points-2 points ago

THe same person who say's (some phrase. and than never closes' the parenthesis.

[–]Gamekiller[!] -2 points-1 points ago

I put one green screw on a white roof. It was in a bag of white screws.

[–]pantan -2 points-1 points ago

The same sort of person who would post this in /r/funny and not /r/pics...

[–]Dayman10 -2 points-1 points ago

Well at least you wont need reading material for the toilet! I'd spend the whole time looking at that spot on the floor.

[–]PartyButton -3 points-2 points ago

i like when they do this

[–]HelmsDeep -2 points-1 points ago

looks like a someone in came to clean the floor, realized it was covered in shit, and stopped at one tile.

[–]AintGettinDatKarma -2 points-1 points ago

I usually walk around with rules that describe what tiles I'm allowed to step on, shit like this ruins my whole day.

[–]mutmekep -2 points-1 points ago

OP Shouldn't discriminate against albino tiles

[–]UnDakotable -2 points-1 points ago

I feel you bro.

[–]cumdumpster61 -2 points-1 points ago

Some men just wanna watch the world burn.

[–]casonthemason -2 points-1 points ago

Glad to see you didn't title your post "OMG this makes me soooo OCD!"

[–]tophergz -2 points-1 points ago

In our shop we intentionally used slightly discolored tiles to mark the drains and water supply that we were covering up so if we ever needed to use it later, we could find it quickly.

[–]ExceedingJohn -2 points-1 points ago

"Ey Jimmy, want me to show you how to piss someone off?"

[–]SpoiledCrisco 0 points1 point ago

I actually shuddered when I saw this...

[–]iCEEMAN -3 points-2 points ago

Some people just what to see the world burn.