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[–]karlbeezy 109 points110 points ago

We trained him wrong on purpose. As a joke!

[–]jvflagg 48 points49 points ago

Weoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeooeeooeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeo

[–]Paintballer6960 17 points18 points ago

Well, I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes, and shove em' up his...

[–]pandacult 10 points11 points ago

chosen one! master pain's in town!

[–]hobbin 0 points1 point ago

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

[–]llamas_theory -1 points0 points ago

Nyeeeeaaarrghhhhhh-eeaaarrrRRGGGHHHHH-RGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[–]GsusIsChord 23 points24 points ago

I'm bleeding, making me the victor!

[–]Citizen_Snip 8 points9 points ago

My nipples look like milk duds.

[–]Lets_Do_This_ 3 points4 points ago

Sometimes, I swear to fuck, you people just play madlibs and pretend like it's some hilarious reference that other people don't get.

[–]Citizen_Snip 4 points5 points ago

Here you go Chosimba.

[–]jnapoos 5 points6 points ago

How do you like my face to foot style?

[–]sage101 1 point2 points ago

If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!

[–]Musicray 2 points3 points ago

Neo.. Dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.. Sporin.. Dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh

[–]burninrock24 3 points4 points ago

good ole Hung Lo.

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 0 points1 point ago

Never in my life have I laughed so hard at a joke in a movie. That scene nearly killed me, literally.

[–]Ahl_Capwn 35 points36 points ago

Yeah man, I love well done choreography. It's full of win.

[–]Certainshade86 -5 points-4 points ago

No! No switcheroo. Fuck you! I lost too much of my life last time!

[–]acl2149 3 points4 points ago

not really a switcheroo buddy

[–]liamoylan 10 points11 points ago

B-B-B-B-B-B button mash!

[–]hates_usernames 17 points18 points ago

Ah, he finishes with the little seen "nut him in the foot" technique.

[–]BertrandLoganberry 3 points4 points ago

Sounds like the time I headbutted a guy's fist.

[–]go_with_gusto 15 points16 points ago

Sweep the leg!!!

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 7 points8 points ago

break the wrist, walk away. break the wrist, walk away

[–]Moreboom 2 points3 points ago

YEAAAAHH!!! PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG!

[–]veidt_co 13 points14 points ago

This is still my favorite fight video Sumo vs MMA (the guy weighs ~3 times as much)

Just watching it again. I just love how the big guy is breaking a sweat just turning in circles then finally says "Imma gonna eat you!"

[–]sneeden 10 points11 points ago

That was mildly entertaining.

[–]iDontShift 5 points6 points ago

ah, yes, i do say, mildly entertaining, and not a bit more

[–]Backupusername 3 points4 points ago

My god.

He's so fat that his nipples are rolled to the underside of his boobs.

[–]UncleTogie 2 points3 points ago

That ended... differently than I expected...

[–]zythyl 2 points3 points ago

Fuck US commentators are annoying.

[–]starcraftlolz 0 points1 point ago

Japanese guy almost lost his back there for a second.

[–]ImBetterThanYou27 0 points1 point ago

"biggest athlete in the history of the earth" made it worth the watch.

[–]thespot84 0 points1 point ago

it looks like a man being devoured by a walrus

[–]CrippleDrifting 0 points1 point ago

"I would tap as soon as he mounted me"

If only Mr. Hands had done the same

[–]namesrhardtothinkof 0 points1 point ago

I love how, for the most part, he just walks around like he's so fucking bored with the whole thing while the other guy jumps around for three minutes.

[–]Vandrel 1 point2 points ago

How fucking stupid do you have to be to try a single on somebody almost 500 pounds heavier than you? Seriously, he's lucky he didn't get permanently crippled from the guy just putting his weight on him. Managing to win after that was shear luck.

[–]Fintonius 2 points3 points ago

Surprise butt kick

[–]zainredding 3 points4 points ago

Surprise Nut Kick.

[–]zainredding 3 points4 points ago

Context? Please?

[–]entersimon 23 points24 points ago

The video was posted to Reddit.com.

[–]zainredding 0 points1 point ago

It's a gif. And none of the links point to where this video originally came from. So let me elaborate. Does anyone know where this came from?

[–]entersimon 0 points1 point ago

It's hard to say. If only they had watermarked the file so we could get some clues...

For real though: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mmatko

[–]WhyamIreadingthis 6 points7 points ago

Fuck that. He kicked him in the balls. That ain't right.

[–]RenoNYC 3 points4 points ago

i think he swept his left foot while the other guy was trying to kick for the 5th time with his right foot.

[–]smcedged 10 points11 points ago

Hit the inner thigh. Hurts like shit, incapacitates.

[–]Captain_Kuhl[!] 1 point2 points ago

It all depends.

Is it an organized/competition fight, like this shows? If so, bullshit. There're rules to follow, you can't just go around kicking a dude in the scrot.

Now, if it's a street fight...that's different. No-holds-barred. I'm not afraid to punch a little kid in the dick.

[–]choompaloompa 4 points5 points ago

I'm not afraid to punch a little kid in the dick.

[–]rootone 0 points1 point ago

He's not kidding about punching children in the wiggles.

[–]lmg6841 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that would be illegal in any sort of sparring competition.

[–]Colton3690 1 point2 points ago

Actually, no. In the sparring I do, you are expected to wear a cup, and the groin is a valid target. Basically anything a one piece bathing suit would cover is good, which includes your junk.

[–]leonox 4 points5 points ago

Shouldn't really matter in this case. As far as I can tell that was a hit to the mid-inner thigh, not the groin.

[–]zainredding -1 points0 points ago

Nut shot.

[–]Smartio 0 points1 point ago

Fucking Yoshimitsu...

[–]EinsteinMotherFucker -1 points0 points ago

This is like the kung fu version of an arrow to the knee.

[–]david-saint-hubbins 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is just a Krav Maga demo? Basically they all end in someone getting kicked in the balls.

[–]AmigoOne 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRIhFGjgptA

This thread is stupid. It's a demonstration. Section @ 1:45

[–]w00tkid 0 points1 point ago

The definition of win is a kick to the balls? Weak.

[–]blinkingm 1 point2 points ago

Lol, with all those high kicks, he was lucky not to have got his balls kicked. Bruce Lee generally discouraged the use of high kicks in his martial arts.

[–]DerangedDesperado 1 point2 points ago

I forget who said it, but a master once said trying to kick someone in the head is like trying to punch someone in the foot.

[–]Griffter4 -1 points0 points ago

Whatever happened to the good old fashioned punch?

[–]Arcadis_Torias 1 point2 points ago

Its an awful move by itself.

[–]Penguin8r4u -4 points-3 points ago

Re-Re-Re-Re-REPOST!!!

[–]ProjectileHerpes 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no.

So poorly choreographed and executed that there is no win to be found in that gif.

[–]awesomeck -2 points-1 points ago

How is this not on the front page?!

[–]elligre -2 points-1 points ago

false, that is the definition of a cheap shot

[–]leonox 1 point2 points ago

A cheap shot is hitting your opponent while he is attacking you? If you're insinuating that is a crotch shot, I watched it a few times and I'm pretty sure it's a hit to the inner thigh. At first I thought it was more of an ankle/shin level sweep.

[–]elligre 0 points1 point ago

Looked like a low blow to me, I clearly saw a foot go in that guys gooch/groin/ass area.

[–]DerangedDesperado 0 points1 point ago

Thigh.

[–]leonox 0 points1 point ago

His arm is blocking the view of the crotch when he kicks so not sure how you clearly see a foot there. Judging by the angle of the kick I'm guessing right around or above the knee.

[–]Tridda1 -3 points-2 points ago

His Nuts-to-your-foot Technique!

[–]elbruce -1 points0 points ago

Hey, it's not his fault. The entire time he was training, his legs were six inches longer than they are now.

[–]LuckyDuck77 -3 points-2 points ago

Kicked in the balls? Really?