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[–]ICanBeAnyone 94 points95 points ago

How sweet of you to post this.

[–]jsake 23 points24 points ago

This would do fantastic with a better title, I expect to see a repost on my desk by early next week.

[–]RetardedSquirrel 1 point2 points ago

Actually, this has been reposted many times with better titles already, but you should still expect another repost soon.

[–]captchyanotapassword 14 points15 points ago

At first I didn't realize anything wrong with the pictures other than the locksmith...

[–]dotikk 6 points7 points ago

Same, which I find quite amusing.

[–]MissL 0 points1 point ago

for me it was the athlete

[–]aptrapani -1 points0 points ago

The filmmaker is in a movie theater and the athlete is not running no marathon. Plus the magician used his tricks to steal a wallet.

[–]bernando2 3 points4 points ago

brilliant!

[–]Net-Junkey 4 points5 points ago

Politician looks nice in the light of recent events...

[–]foodgoesinryan 3 points4 points ago

That's a shady politician, but I think I'd rather be the athlete, I hear you make a lot of money as a police offi...ohhhhh, they're all crooks!

[–]kittyrene 3 points4 points ago

the artist one makes me sad.

[–]mythcaptor 0 points1 point ago

Why? Graffiti's a legitimate art form, even if it's culturally taboo.

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 2 points3 points ago

Oh ho, it's funny because they are all criminals with titles that would imply honest work, oh ho!

[–]idunnothis 0 points1 point ago

reddit deja vu

[–]MoonRazer 0 points1 point ago

This kind of looks like Dr. Tran...

[–]CancerousBox 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have a cleaner looking version of this?

[–]doot_doot 0 points1 point ago

Ah, things from the internet of 3 years past

[–]Flixsl 0 points1 point ago

i am a bit mad that my actual profession is portrayed as negative (poker player)

[–]MissL -1 points0 points ago

that's a profession? I thought it was either a hobby or an addiction

[–]o_herro_internet 1 point2 points ago

There are people who are good enough to have it be their full time job, yes

[–]SlyFox711 -2 points-1 points ago

Worthy of so much more upvotes. Today's politicians are a complete joke when it comes to "fixing the big problems".

[–]LuckyDuck77 -5 points-4 points ago

...not funny.

[–]AllenDarianLopez 4 points5 points ago

Well, you could at least explain why you hold this opinion. Until then, you aren't really contributing anything to the comments, which is as bad as just posting "lol" or some ither shit. Until then: Downvote

[–]Ahl_Capwn -1 points0 points ago

The filmmaker should be browsing pirate bay, what is this, the 90's?

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 3 points4 points ago

Where do you think those CAMs come from?

[–]Ahl_Capwn 0 points1 point ago

FRAPS.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 0 points1 point ago

The video game capture thing? I don't even understand what that's supposed to mean.

[–]Ahl_Capwn 0 points1 point ago

It's just video capture. I would assume it's an easy way to pirate youtube and netflix.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 0 points1 point ago

I think you misunderstood something. CAMs are illegal releases of films that were recorded in theaters. Nearly every major film these days has one available.

[–]TheDudeFromOther 0 points1 point ago

I assumed it was a casting couch.