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[–]penguin_2 5 points6 points ago

As a Missourian, I never get tired of this joke. I can't believe that asshole still has a good chance of winning.

[–]Liothe 2 points3 points ago

[–]isaac9092 0 points1 point ago

The award doesn't go to her that's for sure.

[–]sevenateninesass 1 point2 points ago

Binders of costumes.

[–]donaldrc3 1 point2 points ago

The easy button fixes everything.

[–]RealStyrofom 0 points1 point ago

Someone else

[–]dark56korbit 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't it be fucked up if you really got raped wile wearing that?

[–]laughs_at_your_fail 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ ... ಠ‿ಠ

[–]maggalina -5 points-4 points ago

Wow you went as the truth. In forced rape not rape which is between a consenting 12 year old and a 30 year old a women's body will "shut down", and way to avoid the reddit rules by posting political posts under the guise of costume.

[–]Vanadoss 3 points4 points ago

I have no idea what you are saying... "In forced rape not rape which is between a consenting 12 year old and a 30 year old a women's body will "shut down""

What does this even mean?

[–]maggalina -4 points-3 points ago

One of the definitions of rape is between a minor and an adult. Even if the minor is consenting it is still considered rape. When a woman is forced to have sex with someone -rape- then their specific hormones which help cause pregnancy are usually not produced. This is what is meant by a woman's body shutting down so she is unable to become pregnant at the time. This is not 100% but only 0.01 percent of this kind of rape case end up in pregnancy.

[–]To_the_Beemobile 4 points5 points ago

[–]LegaleyezIt[S] 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for The Wire!

[–]Vanadoss 2 points3 points ago

I'm not an expert, but I don't believe for one second that, in the instance of forced rape, a woman's body will shut down and prevent the pregnancy from occurring. That's simply not true.

There are many, many rape victims out there who have had an unwanted pregnancy due to rape, way WAY above the 0.01% that you're quoting.

There are facts - they're on the internet and from people who have experienced it first hand, I could link you to them but I don't think you'd read or believe them.

Just couldn't really stop myself to responding to what you've said - if I've got it wrong, if I've misinterpreted what you're saying, please show me where and how and why.

[–]LegaleyezIt[S] 1 point2 points ago

I posted more for the lols than the politics. And way to avoid the reddit grammar rules by not using commas and misspelling "woman's".