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[–]ANiceDrow 3 points4 points ago

I hate you now.

[–]dingofarmer2004 2 points3 points ago

Honestly, I'd say the "parts of the future" one. That has to be worth something, somehow. And what's that, brain? You can exchange money for goods or services? Yeah, that's how I get my weed.

[–]Sobertese 4 points5 points ago

See future, Win money: better chances with finding "love", money already increases, more money= better healthcare: longer lifespan, no need to talk to animals: money lets you get out and do stuff/ find friends (who wants to talk about squirrels and butt sniffing anyway), can buy plastic surgery: change any part of body anytime, buy as much weed any time of the month.

One clear choice.

[–]En3rgyX[S] 0 points1 point ago

yeah lol, i would see the future and the winning lottery numbers, and buy weed :)

[–]Clay8288314 2 points3 points ago

Change one part of your body permanently change your brain into an infinitley smart brain with the power to see into the future that combines the good parts of the two of the best pills there.

Edit don't forget telepathic so you can understand animals and the ability to understand how to use magic

[–]En3rgyX[S] 0 points1 point ago

i like the way you think my friend :P

[–]whyyesiAMinterested 2 points3 points ago

change one part of body. turn right hand into the hand of God. then get whatever I want

[–]genghiskai 1 point2 points ago

Blatantly weed one could accomplish all else with weed.

[–]Rios7467 1 point2 points ago

Red

[–]AllOfMyWat 1 point2 points ago

Dark purple + Penis. Enough said.

[–]Brian_Eastburd 1 point2 points ago

How much weed do we get?

[–]Fizzwiggle 0 points1 point ago

Surprised nobody has said it, but the smart pill for sure. I mean who the fuck wants to live to 100 when you can just live to 50 and be a super-mega-boss.