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[–]HeyImAlex 2199 points2200 points ago

[–]corpsontherun 197 points198 points ago

I think the sunnies on yours looks much better. Have an upvote!

[–]Si_four 132 points133 points ago

I think your way of saying "sun glasses" is much better. Vote an uphave!

[–]Misspells_Definitely 42 points43 points ago

Everyone says 'sunnies' in .AU

[–]only_temporary 12 points13 points ago

Aussies can't speak more than two syllos.

[–]astronoob 29 points30 points ago

I think you're not allowed to modify the sunglasses. I'm pretty sure that's a rule.

[–]sometimesijustdont 782 points783 points ago

[–]JustaNiceRegularDude 55 points56 points ago

My goodness. This is the first time I saw this video.

[–]shortnblonde 74 points75 points ago

The stupid.... It hurts.

[–]Iamaleafinthewind 8 points9 points ago

he actually says in so many words that he's farther to the extreme right than the Mormon church official policies. He says explicitly (around 3:10) that he favors a complete "prohibition" on abortion.

Because, you know, we've had such great success with various prohibitions over the centuries.

[–]OopsCats 54 points55 points ago

Vote Obama so we can have endless variations of this.

Yes, I'm seriuos, I am loving this. Damn you Internet and your lack of sarcasm display.

[–]iskyoork 1341 points1342 points ago

I think if he wins on tuesday im going to post this on my facebook and piss a large amount of people off.

[–]vlk4 209 points210 points ago

Can a gif be posted on fb? I've never seen it done before.

[–]colourmeblue 194 points195 points ago

Not really. It will post a still image then people can follow the link and see the gif.

[–]TheDesktopNinja 415 points416 points ago

If facebook integrated gifs the world would be a better place.

[–]mevanarie 308 points309 points ago

I frequently wonder about this. I think its the one thing keeping it from turning into myspace.

Glitter gifs. Glitter gifs everywhere.

[–]Pearsonator 58 points59 points ago

Surely the internet has passed this phase? Surely?

On second thoughts, probably not.

[–]DELTATKG 178 points179 points ago

[–]eyereport 107 points108 points ago

You're giving me a raging clue right now.

[–]DELTATKG 6 points7 points ago

What's that you say? More glitter?

[–]BobbyMcPrescott 13 points14 points ago

Ah, MySpace. My crowning achievement in life is the fact that for a few hours I found a bug in their system which allowed me to set my profile image size from the URL field, meaning every instance of my picture overrode the normal size and loaded at my specified size of 8 digits by 8 digits. For a few hours everyone loading Tila Tequila's page could only see me because my image overlapped every aspect of the GUI.

[–]AmiriteClyde 85 points86 points ago

[–]HeyImAlex 699 points700 points ago

[–]HeyImAlex 1503 points1504 points ago

[–]symbiotiq 400 points401 points ago

You're all the same person!

[–]mooman86 385 points386 points ago

Deal with it.

[–]downfallgenetix 23 points24 points ago

He's on fire. Just sit back and bask in his glory.

[–]HeyImAlex 877 points878 points ago

[–]HeyImAlex 422 points423 points ago

And I'm out

[–]for_me_to_post_on 141 points142 points ago

You are more winning today than I've been this month.

[–]UseThe4s 210 points211 points ago

It's November 1st.

[–]proterozoic 363 points364 points ago

If he wins, I'll post this: http://i.imgur.com/oZzS9.png

[–]aareyes12 77 points78 points ago

aaannnnd saved.

[–]9966 1880 points1881 points ago

[–]Need_Tree_Fiddy 1756 points1757 points ago

[–]JayPetey 1752 points1753 points ago

[–]JayPetey 1575 points1576 points ago

[–]JayPetey 1616 points1617 points ago

[–]JayPetey 1609 points1610 points ago

[–]JayPetey 1595 points1596 points ago

[–]ThatStereotype18 991 points992 points ago

Best comment thread

[–]JayPetey 970 points971 points ago

I kind of got carried away there for a second...

[–]JDNelson13 947 points948 points ago

Didn't realize it was all you until this comment.

[–]no_moon_at_all 126 points127 points ago

I felt like I was playing the xylophone with all of your upvotes.

[–]zirzo 16 points17 points ago

god damn. It was just you???? All my upvotes belong to you

[–]SomethinCool 197 points198 points ago

You do realise 5 of them are from the same person?

[–]Sweat_The_Technique 186 points187 points ago

JayPetey's reserve of pictures of political leaders on the phone finally comes in handy

[–]mailto_devnull 218 points219 points ago

I do now, you monster.

[–]JayPetey 364 points365 points ago

[–]JoshuaIan 14 points15 points ago

He earned that karma.

[–]Pineapple-Yetti 10 points11 points ago

I'm ok with this. They can still have all my upvotes.

[–]psychiccheese 130 points131 points ago

[–]15r3Drzud123 21 points22 points ago

Wait a minute, androids dont use phones...

[–]threetwojuan 140 points141 points ago

[–]thestig8 100 points101 points ago

[–]jason_in_sd 15 points16 points ago

[–]rwallin 156 points157 points ago

looks like the makings of a Sitcom to me :D

[–]AWKWARD_HANDS_GUY 33 points34 points ago

I would pirate the hell out of that.

[–]erdmanbr 82 points83 points ago

Obama as Jerry

George as George

Hilary as Elaine

??? as Kramer

Cheney as Newman

[–]alternateme 145 points146 points ago

How can Biden not be Kramer?

[–]blue_horse_shoe 106 points107 points ago

Clinton as Kramer

[–]bultonic 54 points55 points ago

Biden as Kramer.

[–]furyasd 290 points291 points ago

Barack enters the house

Barack

Not again.

Michelle

What is it honey?

Barack

That Romney guy, tried to make a joke about me again, damn. Doesn't he get tired.

Michelle

Oh forget about it honey, come here.

Barack goes up to Michele and Michele puts Barack's head in her boobs.

Michelle

How's that honey?

Barack does NOT BAD face and smiles to the camera

Barack

Oh honey, you really know how to make me smile.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

GRAPHIC SAYING "THAT'S THE LIFE WITH THE OBAMAS!" IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN AND CUT TO COMMERCIALS

[–]qweswr2 272 points273 points ago

I have NBC on the phone right now!

They said no...

[–]furyasd 62 points63 points ago

Ask them about a show about animals.

[–]shicknannon 54 points55 points ago

You sure? NBC would say yes to anything...except for a fourth season of Community.

[–]lasty12 265 points266 points ago

THAT'S THE LIFE WITH THE OBAMAS: BLEW YORK CITY S1E2

Barack

Honey, I'm home

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Michelle

I'm so glad you're home Barack, it looked really windy out there.

Barack

All the airports were flooded, so i took the only way I could to get here quickly: Air Force One

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Michelle

Oh Barack! Guess what?! I'm making your favourite for dinner, Lemon Chicken. Can you pass me that grinder full of lemon?

SPECIAL GUEST BILL CLINTON BURSTS OPEN THE DOOR

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Bill

Did someone say binders full of women?

OBAMA'S LAUGH

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

CUT TO COMMERCIAL BREAK

[–]Arbitrus 107 points108 points ago

I'm picturing Bill Clinton entering the room in the style of Kramer.

[–]GrammarGorilla 36 points37 points ago

He smiles and does the not bad face at the same time? That's talent.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 159 points160 points ago

Every time I see his god damned face I imagine him saying "nucular", and then I giggle thinking about it.

[–]dietotaku 92 points93 points ago

every time my husband says "nucular" i give him a pointed stare until he insists he said "nuclear" and i just heard wrong.

[–]Simba7 63 points64 points ago

Does he ever axe you why you're staring at him?

[–]hubilation 27 points28 points ago

Lol is that a framed picture of tony Blair behind him?

[–]ballsandbutts 15 points16 points ago

[–]ChaosMotor 776 points777 points ago

"Whatcha thinkin' bout?"

"Nooothin, just President stuff..."

[–]Huongnum 180 points181 points ago

"Nooo youuu hang up firsttt"

[–]Dracomega 104 points105 points ago

[–]BittyTang 40 points41 points ago

Putting serious personalities in the context of anime characters. This needs to happen more often.

[–]philosopherstoned 131 points132 points ago

i never dared to imagine it this way

[–]poryphria 57 points58 points ago

holy fuck

[–]on_a_lark 11 points12 points ago

HOLIEST OF FUCKS.

[–]ikarusevent 10 points11 points ago

I'm tempted to save that gif, but I'm honestly scared that it might haunt my computer. I feel like I need to clear my cache just to be on the safe side.

[–]Anaphylatic 40 points41 points ago

That shit be Kawaii.

[–]Super_Mega_Ultra 75 points76 points ago

Wut

[–]dannyXC 25 points26 points ago

[–]butteryT 67 points68 points ago

"Yes, FBI? Please do away with that man who corrected my grammar on reddit that one time"

[–]rroach[!] 547 points548 points ago

He looks exhausted.

Edit: I told he also looks 'high'. I don't see it.

Edit, part deux: Yes, he does look high. I understand this. That was my little joke after being told for the umpteenth time 'he looks high'.

[–]gloomdoom 433 points434 points ago

I imagine with the storm duties on top of coming into the final stretch of the election, this guy has barely slept at all. He doesn't look so bad for the wear though...if I was in that situation, I'd look like I'd just crawled out from under a rock after a meth binge.

[–]rroach[!] 218 points219 points ago

He's probably so tired, he's telling the same joke over and over again because it gets funnier and funnier. Eventually, Michele has to take outside for air because he can't breathe for the laughter.

[–]anniekatherine 174 points175 points ago

The thought of Barack Obama with the uncontrollable giggles is so fucking hot for some reason.

[–]ADINPA 46 points47 points ago

Absolutely. I'd like to get him high!

[–]lussie 84 points85 points ago

If the past is any indication, so would Barack Obama.

[–]TheLostViking 34 points35 points ago

You've been there haven't you friend. *sympathetic (slightly awkward) shoulder grab.

[–]Suzy_Sweetheart 33 points34 points ago

That was my impression too. Soooo tired but still smilin' for the cameras

[–]Wobbling 264 points265 points ago

Fuck you reddit, every time I come into discussions someone has said what's on my mind and all I can contribute is a lousy upvote.

I am not a unique flower after all :(

[–]jporter07 103 points104 points ago

Upvote for the same feeling

[–]downvoteonlyman 43 points44 points ago

nooo you are! i've never read a comment like this before either!!

[–]neckbeard_assassin 449 points450 points ago

[–]bs0l 178 points179 points ago

black hair? this must have been a couple years

[–]snackmcgee 64 points65 points ago

No president's hair can escape.

[–]DrTom 74 points75 points ago

Yep, from 2008.

[–]Sw1tch0 5 points6 points ago

Insane what the presidency does to you.

[–]brbegg 228 points229 points ago

Dilbert tie?

[–]CoughTunt 29 points30 points ago

Uncanny curve. Excellent observation.

[–]zeco 17 points18 points ago

and the veep

[–]thumbscrews 20 points21 points ago

[–]bdcp 24 points25 points ago

Needs an explosion in teh back

[–]on_a_lark 135 points136 points ago

anyone else think hes awful Gus Fring looking here?

POLLOS HERMANOS!

[–]ayedfy 11 points12 points ago

[–]GaryGronk 19 points20 points ago

"Look at me, Mitt! LOOK AT ME"

[–]Dubhuir 17 points18 points ago

"What kind of man goes to FOX? No man at all."

[–]nsfwshoryuken 299 points300 points ago

its odd that the president looks so adorable.

[–]catjuggler 61 points62 points ago

It reminds me of the look Romney was going for whenever the President was talking during the debates

[–]harusp3x 128 points129 points ago

[–]youngchul 98 points99 points ago

No, I think it's this one!

[–]mysticbasist 9 points10 points ago

Oh my god.

I can't breathe...

ah...ahahaha

[–]pithyretort 10 points11 points ago

This president frequently looks adorable.

[–]Hardfaps_baps 8 points9 points ago

You might enjoy Ireland's president. Michael D. Higgins.

[–]Delfishie 18 points19 points ago

That is the look of a man who has seen a leprechaun.

[–]GenerationFunk 262 points263 points ago

[–]Machinax 13 points14 points ago

Are you Mark Zuckerberg?

[–]GenerationFunk 24 points25 points ago

No, I'm Jesse Eisenberg.

[–]darkne5s 98 points99 points ago

what kind of phone is that?

[–]gorilla_head 293 points294 points ago

It's an Obama phone.

[–]duckington 401 points402 points ago

Ring, ring ring, ring ring, ring ring....Obamaphone!

[–]malsies 81 points82 points ago

BOOP BOOP BAH DOOP BAH DOOP.

[–]iamhanszimmer 8 points9 points ago

DING DONG DING DON DING DONG DING

[–]libertango 7 points8 points ago

OBAMAPHOOOOOOOOOONE!

[–]gibson_ 130 points131 points ago

Probably a blackberry.

Edit: I take this back, I was wrong. Obama has a phone called a "Sectara Edge", and it is made by General Dynamics.

[–]Drauul 82 points83 points ago

Dunno, my guess is that he is at a fundraising office and that picture was taken while he was "pranking" someone's friend using their phone. He has done this in the past.

[–]dangerous_beans 47 points48 points ago

Every time I see that company name I misread it as Global Dynamics and don't feel the least bit surprised that POTUS gets the best Eureka has to offer.

[–]Bama011 20 points21 points ago

TIL General Dynamics makes phones.

[–]EricksA2 224 points225 points ago

[–]elbruce 920 points921 points ago

[–]HaiGeorge 199 points200 points ago

[–]jkd0027 39 points40 points ago

can't tell you how glad i am i clicked on that link

[–]Inclement_Weathers 72 points73 points ago

[–]MystX 79 points80 points ago

[–]divine_metaphysics 66 points67 points ago

Hello? Yes, this is President.

[–]starthirteen 192 points193 points ago

Running the country at a [7]

[–]happywaffle 413 points414 points ago

[–]IIIZhouYu 245 points246 points ago

I really hope you can post this again in a week's time.

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 45 points46 points ago

So he can get yelled at for a re-post?

[–]coiclaypool 22 points23 points ago

now someone make a gif of this with the dropping shades...

[–]Eist 275 points276 points ago

[–]1leggeddog 75 points76 points ago

that was anticlimactic.

[–]brain4breakfast 62 points63 points ago

I watched that for so long. What a let down.

[–]FaultyBeard 178 points179 points ago

That has to be the worst gif I have ever seen

[–]_rice 234 points235 points ago

Deal with it.

[–]Prometheusx 55 points56 points ago

I love this gif.

[–]verisimilarity 43 points44 points ago

I like how all these people don't get it.

[–]I-simply-refuse-_- 76 points77 points ago

This is much better than the 'Ay Gurl' one. It conveys it perfectly!

[–]he2lium 10 points11 points ago

AWESOME-O-BAMA http://imgur.com/OuRg8

[–]pl00toxzor 5 points6 points ago

Just callin' in drone strikes on children...:)... no big deal.

[–]Lone_Wolf 178 points179 points ago

He looks like he's high.

[–]brutalclarity 234 points235 points ago

I think he looks like this guy

[–]netr0 53 points54 points ago

wait ..who's hand is that on the top of his head? I've seen this picture before but I'm just noticing this now?

[–]FaggotCaterpillar 78 points79 points ago

Heisenberg

[–]trapped_personnel 11 points12 points ago

you're god damn right.

[–]AmiriteClyde 16 points17 points ago

I wish I could upvote this so many more times. You get me and my throw away.

[–]lagunabitch 62 points63 points ago

Holy shit. President Fring.

[–]Bama011 46 points47 points ago

Los Pollos Presidente

[–]yakityyakblah 22 points23 points ago

This should have happened at the first debate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOmp3HpAGgM

[–]silveringrid 9 points10 points ago

THANK you! this has always bothered me because I felt like I was the only one noticing! ...I'll stop yelling now.

[–]KCintheOC 103 points104 points ago

[–]d3l3t3 14 points15 points ago

What is that from?

[–]rickzor 47 points48 points ago

baraka floka flame

[–]P1TA 25 points26 points ago

One hood ass nigga

[–]HarmonicQuirk 15 points16 points ago

[–]MisterPresident813 30 points31 points ago

10bama

[–]hatesyolo01 7 points8 points ago

I'm sure, that, as I post this, there's already three of these fuckers flying around r/AdviceAnimals.

[–]kingzargon 111 points112 points ago

[–]MrBigWaffles 35 points36 points ago

Damnnnnnnn, thats TOO much booty. You gotta leave some for the imagination!!!

[–]neocount73 6 points7 points ago

Fuck that, my imagination's tired. Show me dat ass!

[–]not_focused 13 points14 points ago

Welcome to Pollos Hermanos. Can I take your order?

[–]queenmisfits 6 points7 points ago

Is it sad that I didn't read the title and I automatically thought this was a halloween costume

[–]concretebox 61 points62 points ago

He looks a little like Gustovo Freem there.

[–]thebossofme 60 points61 points ago

Fring, but yes he does.

[–]fazzah 38 points39 points ago

Gustavo Fring

FTFY

[–]SirConcision 136 points137 points ago

[–]DublinItUp 26 points27 points ago

[–]reallife31415day 25 points26 points ago

Sassy Obama.

[–]thatoneblondekid 70 points71 points ago

How has no one done this yet? http://qkme.me/3rlq2n