this post was submitted on
121 points (75% like it)
178 up votes 57 down votes
shortlink:

WTF

subscribe2,201,136 readers

4,406 users here now

New Rules:

  • No screenshots (e.g. Facebook, Youtube)
  • No memes, captioned images.
  • No rage comics
  • No politics / posts with political implications - Includes Activism, Call for public outcry etc.
  • No re-hosted web comics
  • No begging for upvotes
  • No links to reddit
  • Personal information is not allowed and will be removed, repeat offenders banned
  • Links to facebook are not allowed
  • NSFW posts must be tagged or will be removed.
  • Gore and Porn are not by default WTF, consider posting the more extreme stuff to /r/spacedicks

All (& only) things that make you say WTF. The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts for not being WTF and would be more appropriate in more relevant subreddits.

Thanks to licenseplate for the excellent logo & thanks to humansmartbomb for the previous logo

Please DO NOT post personal information

Such posts or comments will be removed and offenders may be banned. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.

Shout Outs:

/r/weird

/r/creepy

/r/creepy_gif

/r/offbeat

/r/WTFart

/r/NSFW_WTF

/r/sfw_wtf

/r/BugWars

/r/awesome

/r/toosoon

/r/mildlyinteresting

/r/FanTheories

New: /r/tifu

New: /r/MorbidReality

Exceptions to the rules can be granted by the moderators; The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.

a community for
to anything interesting: news article, blog entry, video, picture...
message the moderators

MODERATORS

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

120
121

spartan facebooker pursuing eugenics (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by hkckoo

all 38 comments
sorted by:
best
best
top
new
hot
controversial
old

[–]QuickerPickerUpper 51 points52 points ago

Please let that be fake. Please, please. I need this.

[–]iRainMak3r 16 points17 points ago

I'm desperately hoping the same thing

[–]Christemo 4 points5 points ago

my final shred for hope in humanity just died out.

[–]DougyM 6 points7 points ago

I am not considering it being true as remotely possible.

Even a sociopath would understand how completely fucked up it would be to come away with something like that.

[–]Negative-Zero 1 point2 points ago

Although maybe not a borderline, mentally handicapped, sociopath. :(

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

I HAVE MY PITCHFORK READY!

[–]nevermindthebalrogs 9 points10 points ago

wat http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscipnrMxD1qkc8iy.jpg

[–]lemonfueledtowel 11 points12 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
There are really people like this? 48coms 90pts 7mos WTF
Kids these days...What did I just read? (x-post from r/facepalm) 18coms 18pts 7mos WTF
Parenting, You're Doing it Wrong [Cross-post from r/facepalm] 7coms 10pts 8mos WTF
I Just... Wow. 375coms 417pts 10mos WTF
What the... 31coms 16pts 1yr pics
I'd probably have killed her anyway. 110coms 186pts 1yr WTF
Facebook never ceases to kill my faith in humanity 24coms 32pts 4mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Glasweg1an 1 point2 points ago

So you're saying this is a repost?

[–]Stiles2004 3 points4 points ago

She must take after her father

[–]1millionaccounts 3 points4 points ago

Well, in a way, it was probably better for the baby that it died.

[–]Glasweg1an 1 point2 points ago

Cold. Cold, but sadly true.

[–]load_more_comets 5 points6 points ago

Stupid motherfucker. All babies are ugly at first, you give them at least a week to acclimatize.

[–]ICanTrollToo 0 points1 point ago

Right, after that they look like Winston Churchill.

[–]spiltchampagne 1 point2 points ago

I was born beautiful because I was 10 days late. Completely irrelevant to how idiotic this kid is, of course, but there's just never an opportunity to brag about my one accomplishment.

[–]diggemigre 8 points9 points ago

I really hope this is fake.

[–]ekoorbnitram 2 points3 points ago

Oh lord allmighty i wanna kill that kid. Please someone say you know for sure thats fake

[–]couldntderp 7 points8 points ago

It's fake. I'm a doctor.

[–]xe0s 10 points11 points ago

Agreed, fake. Source: I'm from the internet.

[–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down -2 points-1 points ago

The internet lies sometimes.

[–]sethboy67 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you're lying about lying.

[–]iceevil 1 point2 points ago

Hm, well, that must be true. If it were false, your sentence would be a lie (which is from the internet), what would mean that the internet lies sometimes.

[–]teeth 2 points3 points ago

The kid is already dead, he said so on his facebook post.

Damn, why does everyone have it in for that poor baby?

[–]chattypenguin -2 points-1 points ago

I think he means the guy, you know cause' he's a jerk.

[–]SimilarImage 2 points3 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 months brody10123 Facebook never ceases to kill my faith in humanity here 24 32
6 months oiturtlez There are really people like this? here 48 90
6 months Linton58 Kids these days...What did I just read? (x-post from r/facepalm) here 18 18

This is an automated response

FAQ | Send Feedback | Report Error

[–]iwantemboth 4 points5 points ago

Not 2 be mean... but I'd probably have killed her anyways

[–]iRainMak3r 4 points5 points ago

May wanna put some quotes around that :D

[–]Alessar 2 points3 points ago

I think he is talking about the kid. I'd kill her too. I got my kid at 22 and I'm happy. Not the way I planned it but its the best thing that happened to me. I'm desperately hoping its fake otherwise I'm wishing every possible misfortune on that bitch.

[–]iRainMak3r 0 points1 point ago

i thought they were quoting something from the fb post. either way i agree. i had mine at 21 and he was a skinny and weird looking little bugger but not once did I have such thoughts. Now people aww the fuck out of him wherever we go.

Edit: now I'm confused. My brain goes funny when i don't eat

[–]iwantemboth 1 point2 points ago

You know.. that probably would've been a good idea.

[–]Dynamo-Hum 1 point2 points ago

Hey kids, this is how it is when kids have kids. The more you know!

[–]Glasweg1an 1 point2 points ago

Let's see you get passive aggressive on THIS ONE, Reddit.

[–]stonesia 0 points1 point ago

If that was the best one, how many others has she had?

[–]Queefaroni 1 point2 points ago

are you people serious? This is faker than your moms tits.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

I AM VERY OUTRAGED.

[–]cruz818 2 points3 points ago

What the fucks of all fucks!! >:(

[–]GodTroller 1 point2 points ago

any one think of possibly doing a reverse image search and trying to find this fucker...

[–]Scgigi 0 points1 point ago

What in the fucking fuck!!!!

Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. © 2012 reddit inc. All rights reserved.

REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.

π Rendered by PID 26431 on app-202 running 320e81d.