So my friend posted this on Facebook. Note to self: don't screw with her laundry.

imariaprime · 6 days

Honestly, I'm just happy other people rage out about laundry interruptions as much as I do. And how dumb do you have to be to pull this kind of shit? You can't "dry and run"; your crap WILL be left in there to be found by your victim.

I kept finding my stuff on top of the dryer in the building I used to live in, but at first I assumed I was taking too long after it finished to take it out. Sucks, but that'd make it my fault, so no foul. So I kept going down earlier and earlier, but still it was taken out. Finally, I went down 5 minutes before it was supposed to be done (as I probably should have been doing in the first place), to find a woman taking my stuff out with time still on the machine. I told her that if I came down and saw my stuff on top of a machine BEFORE it was done running again, I was keeping whatever was in MY dryer.

She tried to report me to the building management. They chewed her out for her trouble.

spottydodgy · 6 days

This same thing used to happen to me in the college dorms. Many times I found my clothes soaking wet on top of the dryer with someones clothes inside. I couldn't believe someone could be so selfish. I left a note expressing my feelings about the situation but never knew who it was. So when it happened again I opened the door, peed into the dryer, closed it and let it finish its cycle. Never happened again.

_kvl_ · 6 days

This happened to me only once. I threw my stuff into the dryer, and then went back to my dorm room to grab one of those anti-static sheet things you throw in to also make the stuff smell like spring mist or whatever. By the time i came back down i actually caught the tail end of someone pulling out my clothes and throwing theirs in. So i just walked up to the guy and asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing. He stammered a bit, and tried to just walk out, but i kept berating him and followed him back to his dorm room calling him an asshole. As soon as i knew what room he was in i reported him to his RA, and he got a second warning which meant any third incident would get him kicked out of the dorm. He apparently got his 3rd strike and the boot from the dorms less than a week later.

Edit time: Alright, i'm gonna clear up some things for people. I was away from the machine for maybe 5 minutes tops, and i started the dryer cycle before i left. So it was running, i didn't just leave my wet clothes in a dryer. I just really wanted a misty morning scented static sheet and realized i had forgotten them in my room. Also, this was in a laundry room with probably twenty or more of each washers and dryers with plenty empty, so it was clear he wasn't taking my machine because there were none available.

TwistTurtle · 6 days

I got through three years of uni using shared laundry rooms without anything like the stories in this thread happening to me... I suppose that's what happens when you do your laundry at 2AM on a Monday night.

casfacto · 6 days

This happened to me once.

I found my soaking cloths on top of the drier. 12 minutes left to go on the drying cycle. I put my clothes back in, and put theirs in the washer and started it. (thus effectively locking their clothes up for another 34 minute cycle). Some woman that didn't even live in my apartment showed up and asked to get the clothes out of the drier I was sitting on. I opened it to show her my clothes. I told her someone else put her clothes in the washer. She tried to say it was me, and then I pointed out that someone took mine out of the drier... She walked out without another word.

Once my clothes were dry I unplugged the washer with her clothes. I then put her wet clothes on the dirty floor and left. I feel like I won.

MakeMyTacoPop · 6 days

I posted this before, but I had an incident of "laundry revenge" also...

I was a lowly Private E-1 in the Army...just got to Germany for my 1st duty assignment. Well, in the barracks there were community washers/dryers and you had to do everything you could to get "dibs" on the single washer on the floor designated for ~ 75 soldiers.

So, I go to the laundry room and to my surprise, the washer is not in use. So, I run the water in the tub, put my soap in, and went back to my room to get my clothes. I figured by putting the soap in and running it, it would be good enough to "secure" the washer for my use and I didn't have to stay there to take ownership of its use at that time.

Well, I get back to the laundry room with my laundry bag and this Specialist E-4 (which I thought was a big deal at the time) was there, and he just closed the lid to the washer, apparently after putting an entire load of his own clothes into MY WASHER with MY SOAP! I tell him, "Hey, I was using that; I put soap in it an everything." And he barks at me, "Well, too bad Private. That's what you get for leaving the washer unattended!", and he stomps out of the laundry room all proud of himself.

I thought about just taking his clothes out and putting mine in, but I came up with something better. I ran to the PX (a supermarket/department store type of business) and bought a gallon of bleach, and dumped the whole damn thing into the washer.

About 30 minutes later, I heard it -- "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAAAAT THE HELLLLL!!!!!!" -- from all the way down the hallway in my room. Seconds later, I hear a huge bang on my door. Of course, I knew who it was; it was the dickhead E-4. He yells at me, "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY LAUNDRY?" And I completely play dumb and ask, "What do you mean?" He said, "YOU DUMPED BLEACH IN MY CLOTHES!" So I replied in a completely matter-of-fact tone of voice, "Well, not exactly. I was getting ready to do whites, and I had soap and bleach in the water already, but you put your clothes in, so...."

A look of resignation washed over his face, and he knew he either made a mistake (by putting his clothes into bleach water) or that he couldn't prove a thing, and he just said nothing else and walked away.

Later that evening, I saw all his clothes on a folding table (which he had apparently dried in the dryer) -- 3-4 pairs of BDUs, brown undershirts, grey PT shirts, black wool socks, civilian clothes, ALL COMPLETELY WRECKED! I apparently trashed most of his day-to-day Army uniforms/clothing as well as civvies he had.

I felt bad...for about 2.5 seconds...

TL;DR: I started a washer with soap but no clothes, another guy puts his clothes in, acts like a dick, so I dumped a gallon of bleach in his load of clothes. Everything ruined.

IvyMike · 6 days

The trick is to put up a bunch of these signs early in the year, before there are any actual problems.

Angie1256 · 6 days

Haha someone did this to me when I was in college so I just threw a crayon in with their clothes<3

RumbutterMcSquash · 6 days

Can we please make an /r/pettyrevenge, I would read the shit out of that

edit: my story of petty revenge

solsticemoon · 6 days

I used to live in an apartment where our neighbors were shady as shit. They would loot through everyone's clothes while they were in the dryer to steal random clothing. The only thing I had stolen was my waitressing change purse, but our other neighbors had pretty much all their kid's clothing snatched. Landlords were informed but didn't do a goddamn thing. They also used to steal our mail to sell to pawnshops.

Edit; To clarify, these weren't pressed for luck and downtrodden people. These were entitled, vainglorious people. I shudder just thinking about them.

SkepticOwl · 6 days

My method is to open the dryer door and close it again. When they come back, they'll have sopping wet clothes and won't understand what went wrong. Sometimes I'll go back and check to see if they start it up a second time, and I'll do it again.

$2.50 in quarters down the drain MUhahahahaha

fionacoy · 6 days

Didn't happen to me, but I witnessed a similar situation. Some girl had her clothes in the dryer, and didn't take them out for nearly an hour after they were done. My dorm rules were that you could take someone's dried clothes out after a reasonable amount of time and put it on the counter to free up dryers that could be used, which someone did. When the girl finally came to get her stuff out of the dryer, she flipped shit that someone moved her clothes and proceeded to take the person's clothes out and throw it on the floor. Although she no longer needed the dryer and there was absolutely no wrong-doing. I hung around until after she stormed out with her laundered clothes and picked everything off the floor, put it back in the dryer, and resumed the person's drying cycle for them. She was way out of line, and the person did not deserve what she did. Bitches be crazy..

barkface · 6 days

My brother told me his laundry story once. He was on the track team in college and they had special track team sweats/clothing etc. exclusively for people on track. One day, he comes back to pick up his dry laundry only to find his track sweatshirt gone. This pisses him off...a lot...and vows to keep a look out for this really dumb thief who decided to steal from a guy who's 6'6" and works out every day. So, about two weeks later he sees this guy walking along with the sweatshirt on. Knows he's not on the track team and walks up to him and says "Give me my sweatshirt...now." The guy looks like he's going to shit himself and starts stammering while taking off the sweatshirt and giving it back. My brother walks off. He's a gentle giant and would never hurt anyone but I can see how he could be really intimidating.

SeanDougherty86 · 6 days

Someone did this to me one time.

I went and took a shit, wrapped it up in toilet paper, and tossed it in the dryer with his laundry

...everyone lost that day

I don't recommend doing what I did

gunnermcgavin · 6 days

Last time someone did that, I opened a bottle of spaghetti sauce and threw it in the dryer with their clothes.

26ozofwhiskey · 6 days

I just got a raging justice hard-on.

Uvabird · 6 days

In college, I lived on a quiet "study floor". However, some students were assigned to that floor who had no business being there. For them, university life was the party life and they could care less about learning.

Loud, obnoxious bitches. Fighting, screaming, goofing off, doors slamming. Nobody could get any studying done.

Finals week arrives and these gals are close to flunking out and for once, things go silent at their end of the hall as they attempted to redeem themselves with last minute cramming. The end with the laundry room.

The rest of us had our revenge- we chose to do laundry. Our tennis shoes. All of them. In the dryers. All fucking night long. Right by their doors.

underdabridge · 6 days

Well. Someone has a dry sense of humor.

FlamingJellyfish · 6 days

Your friend has some nice handwriting.

FormerSperm · 6 days

My freshman year at the University of Alabama I went to do laundry in my dorm, which houses male athletes and engineering majors (an odd combo to say the least), and I found that the washing machine was done with its cycle but still had clothes in it. So I waited a half hour and came back and saw that it was still full of the same clothes so I took them out, put them into a chair, and put my clothes into the machine. I go back into my room and a few minutes later my roommate comes in and says "Julio is pissed, someone took his clothes out of the washing machine." The Julio he was referring to is Julio Jones and now plays in the NFL. He was yelling "who the fuck did this?!" If he had caught me taking his clothes out, there is no telling what could have happened. Luckily he never found out who did it.

TL;DR took Julio Jones' clothes out of the washer and he mad.

jaxytee · 6 days

A real G would have taken the clothes out and put them in a washer with bleach. Source: Happened to me. Lesson: Don't fuck with G's.

atworkmeir · 6 days

The funny part is that the individual just forgot to turn on the dryer and some poor sap didn't want to wait any longer for someone to come and claim the wet cloths, so he removed them and used it himself.

OpenShut · 6 days

In college we had allocated washing baskets with our room numbers on the base. Well some bastard took mine so I went into the laundry room every time I walked by and checked all the numbers on the base. One day I found mine and waited until the person came to claim it. I closed the door behind him and block his way and but the fear of god in him for being a dick.

Datdus · 6 days

Washers with locks, we need 'em.

nekowolf · 6 days

So my brother lived at an apartment complex, and he started noticing that his white and light-colored clothes were getting greyish after washing them. He thought it was just from mixing lights and darks, but later on found out some asshat was washing oily rags in the washing machines. Of course, he didn't wash them in the washing machine near his apartment, but rather went across and used another section's.

toddthefrog · 6 days

I once found my favorite pair of jeans in someone else's dryer before I had taken mine out of the washer. I removed their clothes from the dryer and relocated them out the exit and into a rain storm and very muddle puddle. I called a few friends down from the apartment and waited around to watch the show. Priceless.

zpkmook · 6 days

What if they put someone else's clothes in and were messing with them too?

cynicsinthistown · 6 days

I'm actually guilty of moving someone's laundry that wasn't aware. However, I still don't REALLY believe I was in the wrong..

When I was living in dorms on campus, we had double the number of dryers than we did washers. I brought my laundry down and was desperately in need of a washer. Came to find that only 2 of our washers were actually being used. The rest had completed their cycle, and were just sitting there. Forever. Dat bitch didn't set an alarm to come change her laundry!

So I, in desperate need of a washer, moved this girls clothes into one of the several free dryers, AND PAID FOR HER CLOTHES TO BE DRIED. I then proceeded to leave a note apologizing, and explained that I just really needed a washer. I also explained everything to my RA, who happened to be working the front desk at the time.

Later that evening, I got a knock on my door from my RA. Apparently that girl showed up hours later, and threw a fucking fit that someone dared to touch her things.. started throwing threats around. So basically, my RA was telling me to keep an eye out for some crazed girl that now wanted to kick my ass for attempting to be a decent person.

TL;DR - Attempted to be a good laundry-samaritan. Was rewarded with blood-lust.

Ieuan1996 · 6 days

I'm taking it was Brian. Brian fucking loves doing laundry.

akbermo · 6 days

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