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[–]Shizo211 3 points4 points ago

So funny if you give it to kids who then fall for it and bite their fingers.

[–]greenmonster4411[S] 1 point2 points ago

That's what I was worried about! I was talking to the friend who showed me this and I've actually succeeded in biting my fingers, accidentally, eating a normal sandwich.

[–]OriginalityPolice 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Who wants a pair of these bad boys for their 4th of July BBQ? 2coms 15pts 4mos funny
Make anything into a sandwich! 0coms -1pt 9dys funny
A true stroke of genius! 20coms 80pts 5mos WTF
Turn Anything Into A Sandwich! 101coms 860pts 7mos funny
Thought I could use these 18coms 182pts 10mos WTF
Where can I buy several thousand boxes of these? 120coms 666pts 1yr funny
Nutella would be amazing with these! 9coms 21pts 4mos funny
Nutella would be amazing with these.. 89coms 731pts 5mos funny
I would buy them... 1com 27pts 5mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]greenmonster4411[S] 2 points3 points ago

Oh whoops. Didn't realize this was a repost. My bad.

[–]Gfresh222 1 point2 points ago

LIAR

[–]greenmonster4411[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm serious! : ( A friend showed me this and I hadn't seen it before. My apologies.

[–]ShadyLondon 1 point2 points ago

I also haven't seen it before. You made me laugh at least OP and for this, I thank you.

[–]TeaDrinkingBarbarian 0 points1 point ago

The general rule of thumb is that if you (or your friend) found it on the internet and didn't make it yourself, it's a repost.

[–]P_Charming 1 point2 points ago

If these aren't real I'm going to be pissed

[–]bernando2 1 point2 points ago

smear hands with condiments, grab handfuls of toppings, stuff condiment covered hands in bread while holding toppings, eat hands

[–]Irrelevant_Stats 1 point2 points ago

So that's what they mean by finger sandwiches.

[–]dlebleezy 0 points1 point ago

Handwiches?

[–]Fredlex 0 points1 point ago

Haha I wonder if they make pussy taste any better?

[–]ShadyLondon 1 point2 points ago

Ha.

[–]Idiotank 1 point2 points ago

No but if you do it right it will soak up the juices. You do it wrong, yeast infection.