My nips are rock hard.

ToXicXxX · 2012-11-01T18:00:00+00:00

Her face...

Niflhe · 2012-11-01T20:33:42+00:00

Ryan, put me in drive.

invisibo · 2012-11-01T19:00:03+00:00

Here's the link to the video for the lazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4joPd1-Ku0&feature=related

Edit with YouTube comment:

"OK EVERYONE ...IM THE ONE WHO IS IN THIS VIDEO AND IDO NOT THINK IT IS FUNNY AT ALL. NO THAT DID NOT "TURN ME ON" LIKE EVERYONE THINKS IT DID. THAT WAS GROSS AND VERY UNCALLED FOR. IF A GROWN MAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH HIS TIME THAN THIS THEN HE NEEDS A JOB OR HE NEEDS TO BE GOING TO SCHOOL/COLLEGE. I AM A VERY PROUD MOTHER AND THESE COMMENTS WERE VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO ME AND MY FORMER COWORKER."

HornyVervet · 2012-11-01T18:15:44+00:00

r/funny

Esposa_Hermosa_31612 · 2012-11-01T17:58:12+00:00

that bitch is so turned on

Zoomerlawns · 2012-11-01T21:11:27+00:00

When does the time change?

Eilif · 2012-11-01T17:14:46+00:00

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coning

david622 · 2012-11-01T20:56:08+00:00

i believe you meant to post that here

zigzagjake · 2012-11-01T19:25:12+00:00

Her face is priceless. His stoic forward stare cannot be assigned a proper value.

Max4000 · 2012-11-01T21:50:25+00:00

Had to be done: http://i.imgur.com/c4Q7P.jpg

SimilarImage · 2012-11-01T20:30:30+00:00

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7 months	JadedVII	Is it cold in here?	/r/funny	11	190
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Skatastic · 2012-11-01T21:59:23+00:00

How is this r/wtf worthy?

ghost20 · 2012-11-01T22:59:38+00:00

Excuse me miss... My eyes are up here.

Mobango94 · 2012-11-01T20:06:17+00:00

she does NOT get payed enough

Sniglet5000 · 2012-11-01T21:21:00+00:00

She's compiling data into her spank bank

Akula_matatta · 2012-11-01T21:26:46+00:00

She is so totally into it.

timothy90 · 2012-11-01T22:03:01+00:00

I respect the poker face he was able to maintain right there.

YourSexLife · 2012-11-01T22:55:15+00:00

Don't lie.. You know you want it

varl · 2012-11-02T00:38:18+00:00

Things didn't turn out so well for Ellen Feiss.

MalcontentUK · 2012-11-01T18:15:15+00:00

Oddly she looks like she's about to lick the ice cream off

pribesj · 2012-11-01T19:23:47+00:00

She wants to fuck you..

RcOhTeMfGs · 2012-11-01T21:30:52+00:00

He just gave her the O face without even touching her. Reddit take notes.

Masty9 · 2012-11-01T19:15:06+00:00

Chilling tail

Mallanaga · 2012-11-01T19:43:30+00:00

psssssssss... relief!

mokacoffay · 2012-11-01T20:44:11+00:00

Put me in drive, Brian.

Cianyde · 2012-11-01T20:55:16+00:00

I went to school with him.

Dr_Thomas_Roll · 2012-11-01T20:56:10+00:00

Also featuring stoned McDonald's cashier girl!

Well, she looks kinda stoned there.

BilboBagginit · 2012-11-01T20:57:31+00:00

She loved it.

Lehrmann · 2012-11-01T21:06:12+00:00

I have a guildie that looks a lot like that guy, had a bit of fun with it the last time it was posted :)

http://www.reapersguild.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=17&start=280

Ehryn · 2012-11-01T21:09:12+00:00

Being sexy is all about the hips and the nips.

CelebrationSpices · 2012-11-01T21:16:41+00:00

HEY, THAT'S PHILL!

skyman724 · 2012-11-01T21:19:15+00:00

I think Lil Wayne did this once.........

She eats my ice cream

And even my ice cream COOOOOOOOOOONES

Meatsteaks · 2012-11-01T21:19:42+00:00

Heh, well would ya look at that. Check out this week's cover on the Portland Mercury www.portlandmercury.com/

djentlemetal · 2012-11-01T21:22:42+00:00

This isn't WTF; it's just Ryan Dunn..........

megabish · 2012-11-01T21:31:29+00:00

god dammit, now I want an ice cream cone

PuzzlingPieces · 2012-11-01T21:40:35+00:00

Finally know someone who posted something random to reddit.. today is a win.

Ares24 · 2012-11-01T21:40:49+00:00

She totally wants the D.

IrishAsskicker · 2012-11-01T21:41:48+00:00

Drive Thru girl: "You do that too?!? :D"

GDCbruh · 2012-11-01T21:46:55+00:00

Ask why hes doing what?

wesleyt89 · 2012-11-01T21:48:17+00:00

relevant

Zammbo · 2012-11-01T21:56:07+00:00

You should have gotten chocolate.

HawaiianBrian · 2012-11-01T21:59:31+00:00

Looks like the most recent cover of our weekly here in Portland, the Mercury...

ayedurr · 2012-11-01T22:00:01+00:00

Hahaha! Love the picture, but downvoted cause its not for r/wtf

castlebravo7 · 2012-11-01T22:08:04+00:00

Hers too

silverhand21 · 2012-11-01T22:09:02+00:00

All these damn coneings fuckem!

kore464 · 2012-11-01T22:16:50+00:00

All he needs now are the titty sprinkles.

trawl123 · 2012-11-01T22:23:18+00:00

Did that black lady try to tell him it's illegal to drive with your shirt off? What an idiot

armfat · 2012-11-01T22:32:28+00:00

I don't like this.

shibumi9000 · 2012-11-01T22:36:02+00:00

America-where ya been!?! THIS is the US of A I know and love! This also calls for a delicious microbrew and a cheeseburger...FUCK YEAH!

reydem · 2012-11-01T22:37:25+00:00

Came here to upvote the Layne Staley reference. Disappointed.

BruceBrewsky · 2012-11-01T22:39:58+00:00

Look at the lady's face...she wants the nips.

ThorGoku · 2012-11-01T22:44:03+00:00

His nipples can cut diamonds

MrMastodon · 2012-11-01T22:51:53+00:00

Jesus, things really went downhill for Donal Logue after Grounded For Life.

JesseXWT · 2012-11-01T22:56:36+00:00

Eric Church?

iDecline · 2012-11-01T23:06:37+00:00

She looks like a grown-up female stewie.

theknightofnee · 2012-11-01T23:18:38+00:00

This subreddit has gone to shit. come on mods....I come here to see some fucked up stuff. Stuff that will scar my eyes. Can we please get back to that?

Apparitions7 · 2012-11-01T23:31:56+00:00

Wayne?

BBN_in_america · 2012-11-01T23:35:22+00:00

This has got to be one of my favorite videos of all time.

dressedAsDog · 2012-11-01T23:37:01+00:00

Did he throw the cones on the floor?

vtaznj · 2012-11-01T23:38:28+00:00

I just showed this to my mom and she just about died.

YachtsOnDaaReg · 2012-11-01T23:41:53+00:00

So are her's.

moldy-peaches · 2012-11-01T23:47:03+00:00

She's into it.

FubbaYouCubba · 2012-11-01T23:58:09+00:00

Chill your tits bro.

TheLoneBeatle · 2012-11-02T00:10:30+00:00

This is better than coning! haha

gibsoncoca · 2012-11-02T00:27:36+00:00

The self-explanatory-ness of this picture is the single most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed in my short time in this universe.

jungletits · 2012-11-02T00:33:52+00:00

she so wants the D

TheCrackerland · 2012-11-02T00:37:44+00:00

She want dat ice cream!

SoMuchDrift · 2012-11-02T00:41:03+00:00

This is funny, not "WTF" material!

CromulentlyEmbiggens · 2012-11-02T00:47:07+00:00

Is this cone-ing a thing? I am so out of touch.

SleazyPeasy · 2012-11-02T01:13:32+00:00

Her face lol

Jake258 · 2012-11-02T01:17:40+00:00

This is on a YouTube video I just recently watched. I believe the title is Most Suprising Coning Ever or something to that sort.

Purgatory_Dog · 2012-11-02T01:30:34+00:00

coning is wtf now. noted

dobnzdorbe · 2012-11-02T01:36:24+00:00

I saw this and was like HOLY FUCK THAT WOMAN IS HAVING AN ORGASM!

itsrainingnutella · 2012-11-02T01:54:41+00:00

I've always wanted to go coning. But not to this extent...

Justanother_comment · 2012-11-02T02:32:42+00:00

"Here's your two ice cream cones sir" "Thanks" Slowly puts them on nipples...

doublefile · 2012-11-02T02:32:59+00:00

You can tell it's not Chic Fil A because the girl isn't just smiling awkwardly because just before the guy did this he said "thanks" and it's in her job description that she must say "my pleasure" in reply....

jenzzy · 2012-11-02T02:37:49+00:00

I will NEVER quit the internet with gems like this.

kitty_r · 2012-11-02T02:42:13+00:00

I say this lovingly because I'm laughing my ass off- karma whore- and I'm into it.

red_one_foxtrot · 2012-11-02T02:43:07+00:00

RIP Ryan Dunn...

...oh wait

shortbuswizard · 2012-11-02T02:51:39+00:00

"Put me in drive"

possum1313 · 2012-11-02T02:51:57+00:00

Mr. Lambert, this still is one if the funniest things I have ever seen.

nipz7 · 2012-11-02T03:00:30+00:00

I too have rock hard Nipz(7).

Zorfsic · 2012-11-02T03:38:13+00:00

She looks like she gazed into a heavy metal album containing the wizardly lyrics of a god while a dragon is raping a unicorn playing wicked killer sick guitar riffs

oldmanblue · 2012-11-02T04:06:38+00:00

I lol'd cuz it's funny so =/= wtf

KatsumotoKurier · 2012-11-02T05:13:47+00:00

This is from a YouTube video. Type in "ice cream nips" or "coneing" and no doubt you'll find it. It's a hilarious prank.

astrumreus · 2012-11-02T05:30:50+00:00

Coning at its finest.

Posts_Always_NSFW · 2012-11-02T06:17:11+00:00

I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

NSFW

postsinsensitively · 2012-11-01T21:12:06+00:00

And here we see the bottom of the bucket variety comedy. This is where internet jokes go to die.

A once prominent video, that graced the front pages of reddit, now harvested for humourous stills, to hopefully log just that last little bit of karma out of them before, invariably, they are left to be swallowed up by into the abysmal graveyard that is the internet.

Bottomfeeders like 9gag will consume morsels of this juvenile shit, feeding their members of weaker cerebral capacity for up to 10 months, before finally - it makes it on to funnyjunk and is forgotten. It'll see a brief memorial some months later as the cycle repeats itself, known as a repost; before finally, people drop it because it's simply fucking repetitive.

VladDaImpaler · 2012-11-01T20:58:34+00:00

This is a screen shot taking out of context from a funny video, posted on WTF with completely different context, ugh is THIS how reddit works? Well I'm disappointed.

J1T7 · 2012-11-01T20:23:16+00:00

There's a video for this, he starts eating them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKBeObImbJc

Daywalker2WhiteBears · 2012-11-01T18:55:50+00:00

Okay, dude looks exactly like one of my friends, who would totally do that.

deancomeautela · 2012-11-01T20:37:35+00:00

Lool I got the cops called on me for reversing through the drivethru

TwistTurtle · 2012-11-01T21:33:29+00:00

You people have really got to find better things to do than going to drive throughs, annoying the people who work there, then coming home and posting the evidence on a subreddit where it doesn't belong.

ttnorac · 2012-11-01T17:19:59+00:00

Just as this picture came up, 'Brass Monkey' came on. Perfect.

Edit - Try it out. Makes it much funnier.

jball_2k · 2012-11-01T17:57:31+00:00

I'm sitting in my doctors' office right now, saw this pic and just starts laughing hysterically.

That was awkward. Great pic btw lol!

BigSmellyHippy · 2012-11-01T19:10:47+00:00

Smuggling cones!

keep-on-scrolling · 2012-11-01T19:27:06+00:00

Do I sense some licking action soon?

CannonballDookie · 2012-11-01T19:53:34+00:00

I'm pretty sure I know this guy. Does that make me famous?!

heavyhebrew · 2012-11-01T21:24:07+00:00

She looks hella baked.

knightbell5 · 2012-11-01T21:34:22+00:00

She's so turned on right now

Robotyc · 2012-11-01T21:51:05+00:00

You just gave her a new fetish. Now before she goes home everyday she will buy two ice cream cones to rub on her nipples.

knukklez · 2012-11-01T22:28:05+00:00

That girl looks very intelligent.

zeyn10 · 2012-11-01T23:36:43+00:00

I posted a video of this, and I got 0 upvotes, fml

WTF

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