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[–]shizknight 104 points105 points ago

I'm amazed at how many times Seth Rogen has gotten this.

[–]jontastic1 38 points39 points ago

Roman Polanski drugged and raped a 13 year old girl and the oscars love the shit outta him.

[–]thesilence84 3 points4 points ago

Anally even.

But whoopie said it wasn't rape-rape so it's ok.

[–]hidell 265 points266 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Seth Rogen gets it right. 0coms -1pt 16dys funny
Just a Canadian guy telling the truth... 28coms 455pts 2mos funny
Seth Rogen knows what's going on. 154coms 787pts 3mos funny
Seth Rogen nails it. 155coms 734pts 5mos funny
Seth Rogen gets it right. 1784coms 2723pts 8mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]stuff_of_epics 23 points24 points ago

Just had a Clarence-esque epiphany as to why it's called karmadecay.

The numbers are striking.

[–]cuda123 0 points1 point ago

Can I just say something on why I hate bots like you. - not everybody has seen something. - the bots take good usernames instead of codes. - they just create un needed drama.

Please stop it.

Edit: they also take a lot of friggin page space.

[–]supersede 30 points31 points ago

thanks for the shut down!

i get so tired of watching these karma whores re-submit unoriginal content, watching them get called on their bullshit is amusing. OP is such a fag he even copies the title of the successful submission.

[–]ProtonMurphy 34 points35 points ago

While I too am amused by the statistics and calling out people on stuff like this, I miss enough posts on Reddit that many reposts are new to me.

[–]Tweedle 34 points35 points ago

This is a repost. You are no longer allowed to enjoy this content because someone else on reddit has already seen it.

[–]xSARGEx117x 6 points7 points ago

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me.

[–]RuafaolGaiscioch 1 point2 points ago

foreheadswastika.gif

[–]annenoise -1 points0 points ago

And that is UNACCEPTABLE, apparently.

[–]trev2010 2 points3 points ago

If people like it upvote it. If not downvote it. It doesn't hurt to put up something like what hidell did, but big fucking deal. I've seen it three times and I couldn't care less. I hate people that get all anal about reposts, but I don't like people who bash them for doing it either.

[–]OneOfDozens -1 points0 points ago

Do you ever hit "top" and just look at what's been on the front page?

[–]Wilson_ThatsAll 15 points16 points ago

Please don't:

  • Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

[–]General_Hide 3 points4 points ago

Dude...idk if you noticed but this particular guy just takes all of the top posts of all time from /r/funny and reposts them.

I just saw him reposting the "guy lifting a goose" pic and I went go check his profile...Its all reposts...

[–]ThaDinks[S] -3 points-2 points ago

That's a slur on my name General_Hide. Take it back or I'll be contacting my lawyer.

[–]General_Hide 1 point2 points ago

Even if this could be taken to court (stupid stupid jokes) I would not be called out for slandering. The fact is that you very well do what I said you do.

And I think your name doesn't have much left to slur... -1263 comment karma. How does an atheist that posts in /r/atheism even have negative comment karma? All I would have to do is say "Jesus sucks dick" and the whole circlejerk would shoot my karma through the roof.

[–]ThaDinks[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I'm performing a valuable service to reddit. I'm also a Christian. You can think and say whatever you want.

Father forgive them, for they know not what they do (Luke 23:34).

[–]General_Hide 0 points1 point ago

You are providing a disservice to reddit and to actual Christians out there

[–]sikyon 3 points4 points ago

Apparently the community values karmadecay very highly given how these usually end up as the top voted comments.

[–]Neebat 9 points10 points ago

Karmadecay's purpose is not to complain about reposts. It documents previous discussions so you can find them.

Hell, it's pretty useful if you just want to repost the same comments for karma.

[–]Octopusbread 1 point2 points ago

Ok mom

[–]Purplebuzz 0 points1 point ago

Then why watch?

[–]thenuge26 0 points1 point ago

He/someone deleted his account! YAY WE WIN!

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die -2 points-1 points ago

I made a repost and got banned from r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu. I'd like to see the same thing happen to this OP.

[–]muppetti 3 points4 points ago

I love those "Less similar images" from karmadecay.

this is the first one

[–]Deluxx00 -3 points-2 points ago

It would be a lot more helpful if you used that time to find the video or something - we all know things get reposted..

[–]Ban_Me_MODerfuckers 71 points72 points ago

You put one original thing on Reddit, and you get absolutely no Karma, but you can literally repost something everyone has seen for the millionth time and you'll make it to the front page.

FTFY

[–]wutanggrenade 24 points25 points ago

If Reddit had a stock market, I would invest in reposts.

[–]neverendingdrums 7 points8 points ago

Upvote for Eccleston.

[–]looler 2 points3 points ago

"This."

-The comment I'm replying to.

[–]Crawlerado 27 points28 points ago

I'll continue to upvote anything against that piece of shit Chris Brown, no matter how many times it's been reposted.

[–]A7XA7X 22 points23 points ago

[–]Jorgemeister 1 point2 points ago

The Oscars: Very Serious Business

[–]ticklishcage 19 points20 points ago

DO NOT repost things from the TOP PAGE of all time /r/funny please

[–]vanishingacts 4 points5 points ago

PLUS Chris Brown just dressed up for Halloween as a terrorist. He's so stupid.

[–]JustCallMeDave 2 points3 points ago

There should be a script running that automatically shuffles every repost comment (pro or con) over to r/circlejerk

[–]TimesWasting 2 points3 points ago

DAE CHRIS BROWN

[–]WhiteMonkey69 2 points3 points ago

Old pic, repost, burn it with fire

[–]bigups43 1 point2 points ago

Thats what I keep telling them to do with the Mona Lisa, but they never listen.

[–]I_Repost_A_Lot 1 point2 points ago

But I'm the only one who should ever repost...

[–]carl84 6 points7 points ago

*literally

Did Rhianna suffer a perforated bowel when beaten by Brown?

[–]SyncopatedStranger 0 points1 point ago

Glad I'm not the only one who though that.

[–]jibbybonk 0 points1 point ago

He literally didn't get how to use the word literally.

[–]ziasaur 3 points4 points ago

downvoting repost until it's got the same karma as some oc

[–]iamthebeaver 0 points1 point ago

I hate this. I submitted 2 pieces of truly original content today and i get 5 upvotes and 1 downvote and never make it out of the new section. This picture was funny a year ago when I saw it, and it still gets to the front page. I am done whining now.

[–]fig6213 2 points3 points ago

Make that 6 upvotes now.

[–]rithex 1 point2 points ago

Wow it gets more hilarious every 4 weeks when someone posts. DIAF

[–]Uncle_Creepy123 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for reposting.

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[–]bdams19 1 point2 points ago

again?

[–]jselvey 1 point2 points ago

I don't typically bitch about reposts a lot but come on. This is getting a little ridiculous.

[–]HoneyBadgerDontCare8 1 point2 points ago

OP gained about 600 link karma but lost like 600 comment karma EDIT: HOLY SHIT -900 COMMENT KARMA

[–]shifty_coder 1 point2 points ago

I upvoted this, and felt a little bad. Still funny.

[–]NSspartan28 1 point2 points ago

He looks like Burnie Burns from Rooster Teeth Production

[–]Peteyjay 1 point2 points ago

Seth Rogen gets what..? Reposted?

[–]patricknayani -2 points-1 points ago

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPOST#

[–]ProudGinger -2 points-1 points ago

this is on the front page of top of all time...if you haven't seen it yet fuck you

[–]BrobiKanobi -3 points-2 points ago

I just didn't get my fill of Seth the first time! Thanks for the repost buddy!

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[–]Jollybeard99 7 points8 points ago

that's the joke

[–]tarheels90 0 points1 point ago

thatsthejpeg.jok