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[–]NadNampach 161 points162 points ago

Gettysburg?

[–]Memeorise[S] 93 points94 points ago

Yes sir! You sure know your run down fences

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 57 points58 points ago

He's probably a goddamn re-poster.

[–]ericshogren 45 points46 points ago

[–]DickRhino 4 points5 points ago

Reginald!

[–]ichargeatwindmills 2 points3 points ago

These posts rock.

[–]CarbonGod 0 points1 point ago

Or the unposter!

[–]NadNampach 20 points21 points ago

I recognized the statues in the background. I've toured there before

[–]brother_desmond 40 points41 points ago

I read it as "tortured"... Maybe I should call it day now.

[–]Laughguard 11 points12 points ago

same with me. I accepted this and will move on to another post.

[–]freythman 7 points8 points ago

I read the same thing. Maybe it's a conspiracy?

[–]Dysexlai 5 points6 points ago

Dude so did I, but thats because Im a sick person.

[–]Krieggman 5 points6 points ago

Don't say that, Dexter!

[–]Dysexlai 0 points1 point ago

Dexter cant say anything, I already got him.

[–]Tulkor 0 points1 point ago

me too :(

[–]wintercast 2 points3 points ago

i got to do a fun event and take my horse though the battle grounds. Then we got to ride in carraiges on the battle grounds which is normally not allowed. really great experience.

www.imgur.com/f7FpY photo from that day, this is from Artillary Ridge Camp ground. Ignore the really bad paintshop of an eagle on my arm. I wanted to look magestic.

Edit to add another image www.imgur.com/EcKq1

[–]sbu 1 point2 points ago

I am so jealous of you, as a guy who loves to ride horses (grew up on a farm), and as a guy who loves civil war history (history major), i would fucking love to do that.

[–]wintercast 0 points1 point ago

It was a great experience. Being that i am dumb, if there is a site like imgur that i can upload a video to, i can upload a quick video taken from inside the cart, traveling along the road.

All of the horses on the event were Haflingers.

If you go to Gettysburg often, check out Artillery Ridge Camp Ground. You dont even have to stay there, but they offer guided horse tours on the battle ground. GREAT way to get a horse eye view of the place. The tour they offer on their own rented horses is really geared to people that have never been on a horse before, so may be a little boring if you are looking to really ride the horse. Mostly you just sit on the horse and attempt to not let it eat every piece of grass in site while you listen to your guide talk through a set of headphones.

Because we had a larger group, and had our own horses, we rented a guide from the park service. They rode on a horse as well, and took us on a more private tour and catered it more to what interested us.

[–]wintercast 0 points1 point ago

realize i can use imgur, but for some reason not from my phone to post video. Cant do it from work because it is blocked.

[–]cojafoji 1 point2 points ago

I was going to ask if it was Valley Forge, but I'm glad to see I wasn't far off, at least geographically!

[–]spiffonearth 0 points1 point ago

Good re-posters would know they do seem to break there a lot...

[–]nesquiksand 1 point2 points ago

I think the canons and statutes give it away. Damn, I miss Gettysburg.

[–]mcgee00 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking Sharpsburg.

[–]redditthemusical 5 points6 points ago

Beat me to it!

[–]lovedumplingx 1 point2 points ago

I said the same thing. "I know that monument" is what I actually said but you get the gist.

[–]Wild2098 0 points1 point ago

Did my high school senior project about this event.

[–]suckrist 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was crazy when I thought I knew that fence. Thank You.

[–]Muji8u 0 points1 point ago

yea, i noticed it was when i recognized the cannons, i live like 20 mins away from manasas.

[–]sn44 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, came here to ask this.

[–]akiiler 92 points93 points ago

I came to the comments to know what I was looking at.. Still don't know what the fuck I am looking at.

[–]kajukhan 23 points24 points ago

second that

[–]Robotheadbumps 125 points126 points ago

rePOSTing.. post.. wooden fence... re... broken...

[–]kajukhan 16 points17 points ago

MY BRAIN! it hurts.

[–]CoDFaNboy7 12 points13 points ago

Thank you good sir. Have an upvote.

Epiphany

[–]RainyRat 10 points11 points ago

<headdesk>

Yes, I understand now. Totally worth that 6 inches of scrolling.

/s

[–]McGratts 2 points3 points ago

Long exhale through nose. Little head shake. Upvote.

[–]SureSignOfAGoodRhyme 2 points3 points ago

Not getting it still. Explain it to me like I'm five please

[–]barter_ 8 points9 points ago

The fence needs reposting, aka fixing.

[–]aHarmlessTriceratops 4 points5 points ago

Thats way too vague. Crappy post, if you ask me.

[–]trixter21992251 4 points5 points ago

The comment had its good and bad parts. I'm on the fence on this one.

[–]FluxCapacitorFluxing 1 point2 points ago

Are you all joking? It's Gettysburg, and those people in the background are a statue

[–]happygolizzy 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering about that....

[–]Name_Not_Available 2 points3 points ago

The two fellows that appear to be fishing in the background caught my eye first.

[–]_grant_ 52 points53 points ago

Here I am staring at a fence, waiting for something to happen like a total idiot.....

[–]Memeorise[S] 41 points42 points ago

It's totally a .gif! Wait it out man, wait it out

[–]burrito_brother 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I saw it, you just have to wait for about a minute and something pretty cool comes out.

[–]schmockk 13 points14 points ago

  1. like and share
  2. comment 'fence'
  3. watch what happens

[–]nvahren0102 10 points11 points ago

fence

[–]nvahren0102 5 points6 points ago

YOU LIE

[–]userjoe9066 2 points3 points ago

YOU LIE

FTFY

[–]nvahren0102 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, bro.

[–]galileofan 2 points3 points ago

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 37 points38 points ago

Sigh, OP I can't decide if I hate you or love you.

[–]Memeorise[S] 20 points21 points ago

How about we decide over slow roasted lamb shanks, a brazen picanté, 14 broad beans and side of weird lettuce?

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 7 points8 points ago

I'm always down for lamb shanks, but can we wait long enough to slow roast? I'm thinking raw.

[–]Memeorise[S] 9 points10 points ago

Too true! A slow roast is for those with foiled plans and time on their hands. May I suggest a quick searing?

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 12 points13 points ago

Aha! We have arrived at a gentleman's compromise!

[–]userjoe9066 8 points9 points ago

Now kith

[–]drewwebs 11 points12 points ago

What just happened?

[–]littlekidlover2 18 points19 points ago

They're gonna bang

[–]bastardman 8 points9 points ago

They just arranged a hot date, and compromised on the speed at which food will be prepared at.

[–]Disturbedxpanda 5 points6 points ago

Dinner plans

[–]userjoe9066 3 points4 points ago

Sex

[–]ktappe 2 points3 points ago

Love is in the air.

[–]Reachable 17 points18 points ago

It's sad how long it took me to get this.

[–]Jllle 3 points4 points ago

You're not alone.

[–]JezusGhoti 10 points11 points ago

Honestly, I'm not sure the posts are the problem. Looks like more of an issue with the whatever-the-fuck-you-call-the-things-between-the-posts.

[–]CodeMcK 20 points21 points ago

Way to just de-rail the whole joke.

[–]Memeorise[S] 7 points8 points ago

Indeed. So you are saying 'read between the posts'?

[–]pizooozooo 5 points6 points ago

Actual reposts are better than this.

[–]JayceMJ 0 points1 point ago

This is an actual repost. He's just using a different picture of a broken fence than the 20 or so others used.

[–]kevie3drinks 6 points7 points ago

ohhh, de fence, Yeah, i am too many pages into reddit.

[–]Jamesnitric 4 points5 points ago

First thing that actually made me exhale out of my nose harder than usual.

[–]Llonk 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there! Because it's an actual post! That's good!

[–]H3xaMinE 3 points4 points ago

It's.... A broken fence? >_>

[–]rswalk 5 points6 points ago

ha puns

[–]Memeorise[S] 5 points6 points ago

Oh well, shit ha puns

[–]GMKert 2 points3 points ago

Why?

[–]Memeorise[S] 7 points8 points ago

What if your flock were to wander?

[–]Kicker0fE1ves 2 points3 points ago

FOR THE FLOCK!

[–]Memeorise[S] 2 points3 points ago

A man with marginal knowledge once said 'Without a flock, a Shepard is just a man with a stick'

[–]Kicker0fE1ves 1 point2 points ago

He ain't got no income, betta get his flock back quick

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 0 points1 point ago

A bendy stick.

[–]Memeorise[S] 3 points4 points ago

Depends what you're into. It could be a stiff stick if you're one of those 'where the fuck are my sheep?' fetishists

[–]jmet123 1 point2 points ago

FOR THE HORDE!!!

[–]Intrexa 2 points3 points ago

inb4 the fixed version

[–]AmboC 2 points3 points ago

It's ironic because this joke has been done multiple times before. Now to sit back and watch people struggle over the word 'irony'.

[–]jibbybonk 1 point2 points ago

This would be verbal irony. End of struggle.

[–]AmboC 0 points1 point ago

Damn you...

[–]WallyFeed 0 points1 point ago

This joke is brand new, never told before and never gets old

[–]ComoImports 2 points3 points ago

I can help I have a PHD

[–]FluroBlack 2 points3 points ago

Damn it! I was sitting there for like 30 seconds trying to figure out what was so great about the photo that it needed to be reposted. I feel like an idiot.

[–]CARVERitUP 2 points3 points ago

....fuck you...I sat for 5 minutes trying to find what was so interesting about the picture that it needed to be reposted to reddit.

:(

[–]Kerwin15 3 points4 points ago

I spent way too long trying to remember when I had seen this.

I'm ashamed of myself right now.

[–]geshikhte 1 point2 points ago

Ah, my home sweet home <3

They'll fix that soon. They have one day a year where they take care of stuff like that with massive amounts of volunteers.

[–]renaldo686 1 point2 points ago

Another Repost! I hate reposts. Oh, oops

[–]kevboe9er 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

[–]xderkax 0 points1 point ago

Hello Gettysburg

[–]graffnasty 0 points1 point ago

Anytime I have to shake my head in such disbelief, it gets an up-vote. Good work.

[–]msredhead 0 points1 point ago

Poor gettysburg fence. not so cow high-pig tight anymore IS IT?!

[–]brookz -1 points0 points ago

so tired of reposts

[–]BarrBonham -1 points0 points ago

That's odd, Gettysburg has so much funding, why cant they afford to: A pay for good security or B Fix the fence.

[–]mucklecoolyloo 0 points1 point ago

I'm totally fine having this reposted.

[–]Akeninja 0 points1 point ago

No, no, no... Consuela no understand!

[–]not_a_monster 0 points1 point ago

It took me 2.63950 seconds to understand. Congratulations.

[–]Zer_0 0 points1 point ago

Dallas earthquake. We will rebuild.

[–]MasterxAce 0 points1 point ago

Lets just keep this between you, me, and the fence post. Ok?

[–]FreedoomR -1 points0 points ago

Nice, I was just in Gettysburg during the summer. Probably my favorite hike this year. Repost plz!

[–]totems 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it, what's so funny?

[–]hnrqoliv182 0 points1 point ago

Someone explain, I am not a smart man.

Edit: didn't read the title, goddammit op, you are a genius

[–]Eliat 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was about the guy hugging the guy with a boner

[–]erogbass 0 points1 point ago

[–]The_Dirt_McGurt 0 points1 point ago

It's funny, because this actually is a repost as well.

[–]Leefan 0 points1 point ago

I LIVE HERE! I HAVENT BEEN HOME IN MONTHS. THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME MY HOME REDDIT. :)

[–]s_paperd 0 points1 point ago

pics or it didnt happen

[–]Zacmar 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there. You cheeky bugger.

[–]OhBoySam 0 points1 point ago

Wtf, I don't get it- OH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]hackysack 1 point2 points ago

What's next? Are you going to post a broken hard hat with the title "Not Safe For Work?" This is neither original nor clever.

[–]jedionda 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you...

[–]monkyjojo234 0 points1 point ago

[–]I_Never_Forget 0 points1 point ago

No off fence, please!

[–]tshai 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there....

[–]13r4x7on 0 points1 point ago

I hate myself now...

[–]afihavok 1 point2 points ago

Actually, assuming that post is just crooked and not broken in the ground, the posts appear to be in decent shape. It really just looks like some rails need to be replaced. So yeah, yep.

[–]DatSergal 0 points1 point ago

> See post with word 'repost' in it.

> Assume it's a fence/sign post.

> Not surprised.

[–]BallsChomski 0 points1 point ago

This is clever and original.

[–]joelav 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for the dick shaped fence post. Every time a nondescript picture is posted with little explanation, there is a dick somewhere.

[–]Nomsfud 0 points1 point ago

Have an up vote for your repost

[–]ninjames 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was in reference to the horse photobombing a cow or something.

[–]MarkTheWanderer 0 points1 point ago

One of those jokes that you finally get just as you walk out of the room

[–]shadowmask 0 points1 point ago

Post-holer. Making holes for posts.

[–]jzclarke 1 point2 points ago

wrong subreddit. belongs in /r/punny

[–]thumper242 0 points1 point ago

[–]AtypicalAsian 1 point2 points ago

Took me a long time to get this :( But in my defense, I forgot the title.

[–]DanTheMan93 1 point2 points ago

No of-fence, but this is terrible.

[–]mihaidxn 0 points1 point ago

You got me, I kept scouring the photo looking for a clue for about 1 minute before I chuckled.

[–]sofer6 0 points1 point ago

I fency this post

[–]Justinian2011 1 point2 points ago

Wow, it took me a good 3 minutes of staring at this until I got it.

[–]mkubena 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Mananas. Bull Run

[–]Demeter_of_New 1 point2 points ago

sigh

Upvote

[–]psychelicious 0 points1 point ago

HOL! (hurr out loud)

[–]TheLastGuitarHero -1 points0 points ago

I can't wait for this joke to be made again. What are we on, the twentieth time? Hopefully someone can post "NSFW" and show a broken ladder, because that joke hasn't been run into the ground either.

[–]tentaclesjr 0 points1 point ago

Well, if you insist... http://i.imgur.com/UQBXm.jpg

[–]saratoby -1 points0 points ago

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[–]Murdocx13 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there. Have an up vote.

[–]R69L 0 points1 point ago

Took a minute...but I got it.

[–]vanishingacts 0 points1 point ago

stared at the picture for 5 minutes before I got the joke...

[–]darklab -1 points0 points ago

this needs a fucking downvote... to hell!

[–]CptHampton 0 points1 point ago

Booooooooo

[–]S73V3 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, that took me way to long to get the joke.

[–]ObviousManiac 1 point2 points ago

I just knew it was somewhere in Pennsylvania as soon as I saw it.

[–]Nightsaber 1 point2 points ago

So a picture of a broken fence with a pun gets more upvotes than anything I've made with original content... this is Reddit everybody.

[–]zombierobotvampire -1 points0 points ago

Why wood you repost this??

[–]I_amHOLLYWOOD 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh I see what you did there.

[–]freecandy_van 0 points1 point ago

REEEEPOST!

[–]magichobo3 0 points1 point ago

[–]aHarmlessTriceratops 1 point2 points ago

LOLOLOL a broken fence! So funny I cant even breathe!!!!

[–]xXxMillerTimexXx 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there...

[–]dark56korbit 0 points1 point ago

I hate you.

[–]BeefyMcPissflaps 0 points1 point ago

I'm still on the fence about this...

[–]Echohawkdown 1 point2 points ago

I saw what you did there.

[–]BeefyMcPissflaps 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for you.

[–]GonzoMojo 0 points1 point ago

at first I thought.... huh, then I thought... lol

[–]reyortsedtnuc 0 points1 point ago

6 full seconds to get it.

[–]kittenknitten 0 points1 point ago

Clever.

[–]Munster570 0 points1 point ago

Gettysburg, PA

[–]Eyeeyeipod 1 point2 points ago

So are we just gonna ignore those two people flying in the back?

[–]teepenny 0 points1 point ago

Well its the first time I've seen it so shut up.

[–]subtype 0 points1 point ago

Clever, but thanks for wasting 6 minutes of my day lol

[–]lenswipe 1 point2 points ago

and this is funny how...?

[–]russwee 0 points1 point ago

Looks like this has been reposted to death

[–]ZoSo1227 0 points1 point ago

Ah! This guys got Jokes!

[–]schooluseguy 1 point2 points ago

this should go into /r/zerofuckingcontext

[–]AlwaysTheCompanion 0 points1 point ago

9gag'll get do it

[–]HelloGoodbyeBlueSky 0 points1 point ago

Just a refencing. That post is still good, just redig the posthole.

[–]usumoio 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could both up vote this and down vote this......

[–]grzz01 0 points1 point ago

FALSE. the posts are fine. the RAILS need fixed.

[–]Kduzera 0 points1 point ago

I must say, I was a little on the fence about this one!

[–]npete63 0 points1 point ago

i was about to say Gettysburg cuz of all the monument but people already beat me there

[–]thecavaliert 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there . . .

[–]Laxchia 0 points1 point ago

I was like wtf? Then oh. And then had no more feelings about

[–]shablamjr 0 points1 point ago

It took me way too long to get the joke.

[–]lakotian[!] 1 point2 points ago

I know that's in Gettysburg is it cemetery hill or the place where the first shots were exchanged?

[–]WhyamIreadingthis 0 points1 point ago

TWO FULL MIUTES of staring before I got it.

[–]pjsaucedo 0 points1 point ago

Clever

[–]notsocrippled 0 points1 point ago

is this gettysburg? i live there!

[–]sakumar 0 points1 point ago

I was going to guess the farm after the zombies passed through in "The Walking Dead".

[–]pretzelzetzel 0 points1 point ago

I reckon the rails're your problem here, yessir. Them posts'll last another, oh, two winters at least. Maybe three if ye treat 'em.

[–]DaBobobee 0 points1 point ago

I sat there for a while, waiting for it to load, thinking it was a gif. And then it hit me.

[–]Koyoteelaughter 0 points1 point ago

You bastard. .... I won't run the joke...but you....you can go to fucking hell. five minutes wasted on this.

[–]taradk10 1 point2 points ago

Was too high to understand this for quite some time.

[–]Smalltalk91 1 point2 points ago

Does it need reposting? I'm not sure, I'm kinda on the fence about this one... I'll show myself out...