The Chechis managed shit. They never defeated my ragged, hungry, under-trained, under-equipped and incompetently-led brothers. The War was ended because it became a political liability. The Summer 1996 rebel re-capture of Grozny was a sham, set up by treasonous Russian politicians, who lured the core of the military's forces out of the city on a "false flag" operation in the mountains and let the Chechis "gloriously" re-capture it, betraying and sacrificing many of their own countrymen for political reasons. Also, they fought us at our worst, just like the Fritz had during Barbarossa, right after the Georgian faggot Dzugashvilli had decapitated our military. In the mid-90's, we were gutted and decapitated due to the economical and socio-political situation.

We never lost in Afghan either. The Poliburo never committed enough forces (107,000 troops at peak - less that 5% of total Soviet military strength) for that war effort and we were constantly forced to play "whack-a-mole" with the Dushmans, who were trained and equipped by the US, the Brits, the Chinks and the A-rabs, and had complete safe heaven as soon as they ran across the Paki border. They were completely off limits to us in Fudgepakistan. We should have worked with the Indians and destroyed that shitty abomination of a country once and for all, using nukes back then. Would have saved the US the current and future trouble too...

We rode out of Afghanistan, as victors, right after Operation Magistral, in which we had completely raped the Islamic goat-fuckers one last time.

I laugh every time that Americans bring up us getting defeated by Stinger-armed mountain monkeys. Charlie Wilson's War... LOL! We lost more aircraft the year before the Stringers were introduced, for fuck's sake!