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[–]ohyeahepic 473 points474 points ago

Dobbie was a good elf

[–]8938colby 156 points157 points ago

Use the Force Harry, you must

[–]FuckMyLifeGooner 269 points270 points ago

He looks like my penis

[–]disptr 225 points226 points ago

You, sir, should see a doctor about your penis.

[–]yummyummers 27 points28 points ago

I'll take a look.

[–]TurdCrapley 24 points25 points ago

Verified.

[–]elsheldono 34 points35 points ago

Thanks for the nightmares

[–]CouldBeSavingLives 23 points24 points ago

FAKE

[–]mphelp11 46 points47 points ago

Holy fuckberries that's terrifying.

[–]maradonavselvis 20 points21 points ago

This is what I need to do. Create a novelty account to force me to learn something new.

[–]SC33 27 points28 points ago

*Dobby

[–]boogiedownb 13 points14 points ago

HOBBIT

[–]blubery 8 points9 points ago

the horror

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 233 points234 points ago

My God - it's Mel Brooks!

[–]Smalltalk91 47 points48 points ago

Spaceballs the skin color!

[–]frothy_cunt 79 points80 points ago

YOGURT!!!!

[–]Dance_if_u_wanna 52 points53 points ago

Its LIQUID SCHWARTS!

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 7 points8 points ago

i think i just schwartzed my pants.

[–]jekyl42 24 points25 points ago

I hate Yogurt!

[–]frothy_cunt 24 points25 points ago

Even with strawberries!

[–]bane187 36 points37 points ago

[–]maliciouslogistics 15 points16 points ago

I'm John McCain and I endorse this message.

[–]tinkatiza 101 points102 points ago

Bilbo baggins really did age fast after the ring was taken.

[–]forseti99 23 points24 points ago

Not really. When Bilbo left the Shire he was 111 years old. Frodo finds him in Rivendell 17 years later, that is, when Bilbo was 128 years old.

[–]non-a-moose 61 points62 points ago

When 128 years old you are, see how good you look, Hmmm

[–]rottenart 7 points8 points ago

When 128 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmmm?

Dude. Not cool.

[–]pubup 9 points10 points ago

As a complete fanatic and basically expert on the subject, I found that this was quite simply the easiest way to explain the timelime of JRR Tolkeins works... WITH A TIMELINE!

Skip to July 2941 for Bilbo obtaining the ring.

[–]Rhoso 6 points7 points ago

WTF I always thought it was like a month

[–]madhi19 16 points17 points ago

You should have read the books after watching the trilogy! loll

[–]Poseidon-SS 40 points41 points ago

Cotten Hill?

[–]amatorfati 12 points13 points ago

Fucking japs shot off his shins in the great galactic war.

[–]laddymaddonna 2 points3 points ago

he also kind of looks like a live version of that old man from the simpsons but with big ears

[–]Secularsam 152 points153 points ago

Damnit Disney! Already with this shit!

[–]MsModernity 22 points23 points ago

It's begun...

[–]newpong 46 points47 points ago

I can't wait for the jar jar trilogy

[–]throweraccount 5 points6 points ago

This was created months before the Disney aquisition as an attempt at a human-like Yoda. Hence the more human eyes and caucasian skin color.

http://andreaeusebi.blogspot.hu/2012/08/yoda-2.html#!/2012/08/yoda-2.html

[–]ToXicXxX 23 points24 points ago

More like Scroda...

[–]Call_Me_911 3 points4 points ago

May the balls be with you.

[–]redzurenko 1641 points1642 points ago

He's not HUMAN colored, he's CAUCASIAN. Bitch.

[–]maharito 755 points756 points ago

According to my antique box of crayons, he's 'flesh'.

[–]redzurenko 424 points425 points ago

Yeah, white male patriarchal flesh!

[–]camobs 289 points290 points ago

Since when does female skin color differ from male skin color?

[–]VaginaPoop 1017 points1018 points ago

Since she talked back.

[–]Theinternetisboring 188 points189 points ago

Whelp, I guess i'll see you in hell.

[–]HatesRedditors 98 points99 points ago

Is that what we're calling /r/shitredditsays now?

[–]newpong 40 points41 points ago

[–]HabitOfCreature 17 points18 points ago

Petition to merge these two subreddits.

All in favor?

Edit: All aopposed?

[–]mndg 16 points17 points ago

Opposed. The word is opposed. Same root as opponent if that helps.

[–]Kokort2 11 points12 points ago

Heil!

[–]overloadrages 5 points6 points ago

No? Please no.

[–]CaptainVulva 2 points3 points ago

That wasn't as fun as I'd hoped

[–]honda27 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]terk0iz 18 points19 points ago

I'm pretty sure the Bible advocates hitting woman.

Don't quote me on that.

[–]Theinternetisboring 19 points20 points ago

It also says women are property equal to slaves. If there is a God, i'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with the bible.

[–]daringescape 0 points1 point ago

It's awesome when people take parts of the bible out of context. encourage you to read and study - and study some of the history of the culture of that day as well for context.

[–]Abedeus 1 point2 points ago

Nobody's saying that any potential gods AREN'T jackasses. Why assume God is benevolent?

He might just get drunk a lot. He wrote Old Testament and then got drunk for the New Testament. Happy drunk...

[–]Theinternetisboring 3 points4 points ago

Nah. If there are deities, they would have to be pretty detached from sentient life, if interested in any matter states at all. I wouldn't consider them/it jerks, no more than I would be considered a jerk for letting a sim die from being tricked into a room I built so the other sims could see a ghost.

[–]gregclouds 10 points11 points ago

Assaulting women is sooooo funny! AMIRITE?

[–]Raging_Asian_Man 0 points1 point ago

VaginaPoop...... of course.

[–]pchancharl 15 points16 points ago

I wish I could upvote you twice.

VaginaPoop/POTATOINMYANUS 2016

EDIT: Dammit, stop upvoting this. I wrote a really striking philosophy piece that will be ignored compared to this :C

[–]Naphthos 8 points9 points ago

If you look up 'sexual dimorphism' you'll find that across all the world's different races women have less pigmentation than their male counterparts.

[–]well_met_sir 9 points10 points ago

Actually females are paler and less ruddy.

[–]iUsedtoHadHerpes 7 points8 points ago

TIL I'm a woman.

[–]Jaramu 6 points7 points ago

You forgot "straight."

[–]severedfinger 11 points12 points ago

according to my craft paint, he's "santa's flesh"

[–]Tmeesseman 73 points74 points ago

You can say white guy, you know. We honkies aren't offended by terms like that.

[–]done_holding_back 71 points72 points ago

As a racist, I find this offensive.

[–]robotwarlord 7 points8 points ago

Although I'm not a biologist I'm pretty sure that caucasians are a form of human.

[–]Stiga 7 points8 points ago

That's a human skin tone...bitch. It's like saying "here's a flavored candy" and you cry that I specifically didn't say "grape".

[–]krizutch 5 points6 points ago

Here I was thinking Caucasians were humans. Thanks for clarifying.

[–]nickdude77 143 points144 points ago

No.

Here is Yoda human coloured too.

And here.

Would you get mad at a child for calling the beige crayon 'Skin colour'?

[–]fingawkward 43 points44 points ago

Why you gotta have black yoda out at night?

[–]TrolledLikeASir 165 points166 points ago

You gave him squinty eyes and shit.

Y u no rike azns? is lacist

[–]TheStreisandEffect 21 points22 points ago

How can it be wong when it feels so white?

[–]crazyex 19 points20 points ago

Yeah, but I'd only cross the street if the dark skinned Yoda was walking towards me.

[–]carlsvision 12 points13 points ago

He's prolly packin' that lightsaber.

[–]crazyex 14 points15 points ago

With the serial number ground off.

[–]Nerd_bottom 45 points46 points ago

I fucking lost it when I saw the squinty eyes. Have an upvote!

[–]Squidward_On_Drugs -1 points0 points ago

After seeing that I was a little disappointed that the first one didn't had a bigger nose.

[–]nickdude77 1 point2 points ago

I was really tempted to exaggerate the black features, but i figured that's too much offensive content for one comment, and karma, for some reason, is kind of relevant to my interests.

[–]rutterkin 7 points8 points ago

I don't know about "mad," but I'd probably at least open a dialogue about it.

[–]lethrowface 323 points324 points ago

There are lots of humans with this skin color.

Therefore it is human skin color.

Coloring him with dark brown skin would also be accurate under this title.

Pull your overly-PC head out of your ass.

[–]Sniper_Catfish 96 points97 points ago

It's a human skin color. You probably wouldn't say something was "rock color" or "cat color" either.

[–]quizzle 38 points39 points ago

"He's paint color"

[–]BicycleCrasher 5 points6 points ago

Not quite the same. The variation in paint color is vastly greater than variation in human skin tone.

[–]ECoco 46 points47 points ago

I would.

[–]slytherinspy1960 9 points10 points ago

maybe rock color would be gray....but wtf is cat color?

[–]fractal_snowflake 37 points38 points ago

You know a cat? Like that

[–]ToxtethOGrady 2 points3 points ago

Exactly, because cats are lots of colors. Just like people.

[–]RSLASHTREES_NAZI 6 points7 points ago

I agree, "with human skin color" is too vague.

Would have to specify color in order to omit the "a"

"Yoda with black skin" "Yoda with white skin" "Yoda with everything else skin"

or

"Yoda with black human skin"

[–]TwEE-N-Toast 15 points16 points ago

And if it was Yoda "with reptile skin" would they need to specify what type of reptile?

[–]DirtyMuneca 14 points15 points ago

Haha exactly, you would assume it's a green color, because we assume most reptiles are greenish. I'm not even sure if that's the case in reality or not. In this case the problem is even worse than the reptile stereotype, because we assume that the standard human color is white, when it is obviously not. White people are definitely not even close to being the majority, but yet we see them as the base color for Human.

[–]bab270 3 points4 points ago

I'm gonna go ahead and say it is safe to say that white people are the majority on reddit.

[–]pangelboy 2 points3 points ago

Exactly. It is one of many different types of skin colors. Unfortunately we live in a society where "white" is the norm so I'm not surprised to see Yoda's color in OP's pic described as "human" color.

Also not surprised at the denials, re-definitions of racism, and cries of "you're being too PC" seeing as this is Reddit.

Thanks for possessing some sense.

[–]TheShiftyEyedBastard 6 points7 points ago

At least we can all agree that theoretically human yoda isn't Asian.

[–]SCHROEDINGERS_UTERUS 44 points45 points ago

Uhm, didn't you hear, whites are evil oppressive monsters, not humans...

[–]Neebat 37 points38 points ago

I don't know about the others, but I am.

[–]Second_Foundationeer 14 points15 points ago

Damn it. Where is the credit?! Some of my Chinese ancestors were just as evil and oppressive. Now how am I going to get that evil scientist funding if the stereotype is that we can't be as evil and oppressive as our white brethren in evil science??

[–]SCHROEDINGERS_UTERUS 10 points11 points ago

I think you can qualify if you pretend to be Japanese and work some rape or panties into your project... The Chinese Communazi Science Fund expired in 2007, unfortunately.

[–]davie18 12 points13 points ago

The way it is phrased makes it sound like this is the only human skin colour though. He should instead say 'Yoda with A human skill colour' then it changes it completely.

[–]BICEPS 9 points10 points ago

Why is it called caucasian? I'm from Germany and noone says caucasian here or knows what that means.

[–]s_mcc 25 points26 points ago

Lets ask Germany for their ideas on race. Right.

[–]BICEPS 15 points16 points ago

Come on not every single fucking time, alright? Every goddamn European nation has done some major bullshit in the last centuries. It's not limited to Germany though we kinda exaggerated it a bit

[–]s_mcc 5 points6 points ago

Oh, okay, fiiiiine.

Anyway, it's named for the semi-mythical ancestor of the people of Georgia and is also the namesake of the Caucasus mountains. Other names like Europoid never caught on.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

I fail to see how caucasian isn't a subset of human.

Unless you're a racist.

[–]DirtyPresley 2 points3 points ago

TIL caucasians are not human.

[–]scorpio242 7 points8 points ago

Well considering there were only like two black people in the entire star wars universe I think its safe to say human colored

[–]Asshole_Patrol 37 points38 points ago

Oh my God. I hope you're joking. That is a human skin color, it is included (and exceedingly common) in the hues that humans come in, unlike green. It's totally reasonable to describe this as human color. Holy shit.

[–]manilovethisshit 2 points3 points ago

nice username

[–]scorpio242 10 points11 points ago

Well considering there were only like two black people in the entire star wars universe I think its safe to say human colored

[–]jrclayton 9 points10 points ago

Yes, from Caucasia.

[–]AtomicDog1471 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe a fucking picture of Yoda made to look a bit more human has actually offended SRS.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR GREEN PEOPLE?!?!

[–]sheeplearepeople 13 points14 points ago

privilege level: checked

[–]goodolarchie 0 points1 point ago

Let's be realistic for just a moment before we go throwing around the C and B words, cabron. If Yoda were to hang out somewhere on our planet, the Caucasus mountain range would be a very likely candidate.

[–]F_Shack 0 points1 point ago

Oh shut the fuck up.

[–]redditor19871026 2 points3 points ago

Just proven racist by the racist prover!

[–]DaymanMaster0fKarate 3 points4 points ago

There are humans that have that skin color. There are no green humans.

[–]lolo_2000 0 points1 point ago

I came to see this. Not disappointed

[–]everydayimrusslin 1 point2 points ago

Aren't caucasian people human?

[–]klapaucij 11 points12 points ago

I think I understand now why Lucas made him green, not white or black.

[–]Eustis[S] 33 points34 points ago

[–]carlsvision 20 points21 points ago

typical Italian artists. They made Jesus white too.

[–]TheBlueBlaze 4 points5 points ago

That actually looks pretty cool.

[–]BeneathTheTree 7 points8 points ago

Stuart Freeborn made Yoda's model using his own face as reference. Seeing your post, OP, really drives the point home. Thanks for this.

[–]FuzzyKaos 3 points4 points ago

now do yoda as a disney character!

[–]mccscott 5 points6 points ago

Okay,in this case it's Maybelline.

[–]DancesWithDaleks 9 points10 points ago

At first I thought it was from this, the pink Yoda that stands next to him.

Warning: links to a part of Phantom. May trigger feelings of utter disappointment and contempt for George Lucas.

[–]dubblix 18 points19 points ago

That's a Lannik. Not the same species.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lannik

[–]Eustis[S] 5 points6 points ago

Andddd there goes an hour of my time.

[–]tigrrbaby 3 points4 points ago

Or an Asura if you're in Guild Wars.

[–]TheBlackReaper 11 points12 points ago

As someone who is colorblind and occasionally mixes up green and flesh color, this hardly looks different.

[–]Fjellape 6 points7 points ago

weird he looks

[–]babysalesman 52 points53 points ago

TIL only white people are human

[–]SweetNeo85 38 points39 points ago

I wanna know who called this color "white" to begin with.

[–]LOOKITSADAM 15 points16 points ago

It's kind of hard to represent every skin color at once.

[–]itssbrian 15 points16 points ago

Did he say "Here's Yoda with the only human skin color there is"? No. It's Yoda with a human skin color.

[–]Jaramu 5 points6 points ago

My children will remain racist mono-skin colored scum until I give birth to conjoined, mixed race quadruplets.

[–]DigitalChocobo 1 point2 points ago

And "Yoda with scales" would mean there is only one type of scale.

[–]manilovethisshit 0 points1 point ago

Grandpa?!

[–]Awkward_jedi 0 points1 point ago

Dad?

[–]sloppywork 0 points1 point ago

When a hobbit fucks an elf..

[–]DirtyJake 0 points1 point ago

baggins

[–]Zyranium 0 points1 point ago

I see nothing wrong.

[–]jlesnick 0 points1 point ago

It kind of looks like my balls on a cold winters day.

[–]Delusi0n 0 points1 point ago

When I read the title I thought great, someone posted a picture of their penis...

[–]HeartlessSora1234 2 points3 points ago

You know whats funny? Not being white, I said to myself, "I bet he's white"...

[–]fregu149 7 points8 points ago

Why are radically anti-racist redditors saying this isn't human skin color when it clearly is? There aren't just one human skin colour, there are many and this is one of them.

[–]qwestionseverything 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck is a radically anti-racist? This isn't the default human skin color, and it assumes that it is.

[–]rob_was_here 1 point2 points ago

He looks like red foreman.

[–]emissary06 2 points3 points ago

Alright. Now one of you photoshop wizards need to take Dobby from Harry Potter and turn him green.

[–]GoddammitChuck 3 points4 points ago

Ernest Borgnine with ear inflammation!

[–]lerbius 1 point2 points ago

Hey Bilbo!

[–]PinkyE 2 points3 points ago

Bill Murray.

[–]kaveman6143 3 points4 points ago

George Washington?

[–]oelja 2 points3 points ago

[–]McPickle 3 points4 points ago

Regis Philbin?

[–]Likely_not_Eric 2 points3 points ago

Martin Sheen!?

[–]juloxx 3 points4 points ago

nigga is ugly as hell

[–]everydayimrusslin 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin' Michael D Higgins....

[–]are_politics_funny 2 points3 points ago

look like Bilbo

[–]decenthumanbeing 2 points3 points ago

Yes...because HUMAN colour is white? I think it would be fair to call him a caucasian yoda.

[–]Windonna 1 point2 points ago

I love how human skin colour is white.

[–]IMakeItWayne 2 points3 points ago

why not black? is that not human?

[–]millenium321 2 points3 points ago

SOOO?? you assume skin colour is white? Why cant is be a black yoda and still be called human skin color? OP is a racist fuck

[–]celeryalert 2 points3 points ago

A little racist? Why not Caucasian skin color?

[–]houseofthebluelights 2 points3 points ago

I would call that Caucasian, or European skin color, rather than human skin color. Most humans are brown.

[–]moeron10 2 points3 points ago

it's bilbo baggins.... but with old long elf ears

[–]Penguin_Pulveriser 2 points3 points ago

It's and even older Bilbo Baggins.

[–]epria 1 point2 points ago

Ed Harris. His ears have grown a bit since The Abyss.

[–]worldalpha_com -1 points0 points ago

Scary looking you are!

[–]Marcob10 1 point2 points ago

He reminds me of famous Quebec singer and poet Gilles Vigneault.

[–]Sk8rkid5200 -1 points0 points ago

"Gettin' tired of your shit, I am, Skywalker."

[–]Absinth3 2 points3 points ago

Black yoda and green Mace Windu

[–]sethwiley940 -2 points-1 points ago

Did you know he was designed to look like Albert Eienstein.

[–]HombreGranJefe -1 points0 points ago

Also known as grandpa with ear cancer.

[–]Akriyu -1 points0 points ago

Stop giving disney ideas

[–]agroom -1 points0 points ago

Looks like a Hobbit with long ears.

[–]jammerjoint -1 points0 points ago

Are we taking him to Isengard?

[–]shockzone -1 points0 points ago

Abe Viyoda - Status - Still Alive

[–]Mawds -1 points0 points ago

It looks more like a human skin coloured brother of his rather then him, himself. The eyes are a bit off but look more like a relation.

I think I've been watching too much Bones.

[–]gypsygirl76 -1 points0 points ago

He looks like my 10th grade biology teacher from Hawaii.

[–]bioCHEMexp 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting Mickey Mouse ears by now, what gives ?

[–]linegrazer 0 points1 point ago

There is a little of David Jason in him don't you think?

[–]dsligh15 -1 points0 points ago

Looks like a goblin for Harry Potter.

[–]Chicken-n-Waffles -1 points0 points ago

Looks like Stuart Freeborn

[–]MarmotChaos -1 points0 points ago

Disney is making some weird changes.

[–]AridDecay 1 point2 points ago

God.. I hate myself for saying this, but can some photoshop wizard make him have slightly more asian colored skin and old-asian women hair?