Too soon? [FB]

mastercylinder2 · 2012-11-01T15:09:48+00:00

garnished with a flipped umbrella

edasto42 · 2012-11-01T16:07:42+00:00

Finally my 9/11 special (2 kamikazes and a Manhattan) has been usurped.

2abyssinians · 2012-11-01T16:00:58+00:00

That drink has no power.

xtyphus · 2012-11-01T15:33:51+00:00

As someone who lives on long island. I find it hilarious

akuzin · 2012-11-01T18:31:03+00:00

As a resident of NYC - fuck you! And I find this hilarious but not delicious.

JimmithyWeav · 2012-11-01T14:41:27+00:00

Not soon enough

PoorlyWordedUsername · 2012-11-01T18:11:35+00:00

As a New Yorker, I approve this message as "never too soon." But I always did like jokes that were plane offensive.

Esure101 · 2012-11-01T16:20:59+00:00

Not too soon, but don't say it in the UK or you'll be locked up.

SucksAtFormatting · 2012-11-01T17:06:04+00:00

Mind if I repost this to reddit a week later and once every week following?

gravesville · 2012-11-01T17:27:33+00:00

11 minutes ago? I'd say so.

TacoFloober · 2012-11-01T17:32:25+00:00

Can we please get an actual alcoholic drink called the Sandy?

redditspice · 2012-11-01T16:21:16+00:00

if you want to single out which of your friends are douchebags: They use the phrase "too soon" after telling a poorly delivered joke

PenisSizedNipples · 2012-11-01T16:00:55+00:00

This joke is ruined by the 'too soon.'

postsinsensitively · 2012-11-01T19:11:02+00:00

Well... off to Sickipedia I go! To see what the B3tards have come up with.

Edit - " Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'

The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'"

Not really what I was going for, damn British people.

Jackstick · 2012-11-01T17:07:20+00:00

LEAVE NEW YORK ALONE, SHE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT.

Malrdux · 2012-11-01T16:24:21+00:00

If you don't have a boat you can't vote!

mister_christmas · 2012-11-01T18:05:21+00:00

I live in Manhattan. And that's funny.

zyedy · 2012-11-01T17:55:51+00:00

As someone who just walked to Brooklyn as a refugee, maybe too soon.

p_morrow72 · 2012-11-01T16:07:31+00:00

This joke is ruined by not being very funny.

ihit · 2012-11-01T15:04:54+00:00

Downvotes_Facebook · 2012-11-01T16:37:33+00:00

Leave it on Facebook

ZombieThreat · 2012-11-01T16:27:38+00:00

not at all.

harrybalsania · 2012-11-01T16:52:08+00:00

That's not seaform buildup, those are STDs!

lesbian_iamtrue · 2012-11-01T17:31:05+00:00

Maybe for the family of the deceased

DankBeard · 2012-11-01T18:35:06+00:00

Hahaha... hah... cough

cobra500 · 2012-11-01T20:32:45+00:00

I would have gone with I had a manhattan the other day it was not very good... It was watered down. Something along those lines.

fhi08 · 2012-11-01T21:33:35+00:00

I tried to click the like.

architect_son · 2012-11-02T00:00:14+00:00

How to prepare a Sandy:

Ingredients:

2 oz rye whiskey
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
2-3 dashes Angostura bitters
Maraschino cherry for garnish

&

2 oz Goldschlager
Lots of Water

Preparation:

Minus the Goldschlager and Water,
Pour the ingredients into a mixing glass with ice cubes.
Stir well.
Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Garnish with the cherry.
Slowly pretend to serve patron...
Immediately dump contents into Hurricane Glass.
Drown with Water.
Swirl and slam on table.
Pour 2 oz of Goldschlager down front of pants.
Repeat the phrase: "Beg for Power from my Goldman Sach!"
Wait for Lawsuit or Blowjob.
'merica.

mrwrightttt · 2012-11-02T00:00:27+00:00

hahahahahahaha

KeithO · 2012-11-02T00:23:53+00:00

It's only funny if you don't live in Downtown Manhattan.

LonghornsForev · 2012-11-02T01:22:48+00:00

Long Island Iced Tea with saltwater.

shimshamshow · 2012-11-02T01:37:52+00:00

Not quite clever enough to be worthy of being too soon.

TehZexxus · 2012-11-02T02:26:29+00:00

It's really causing a storm.

kittenkites · 2012-11-02T02:33:12+00:00

anthrocide · 2012-11-02T03:01:46+00:00

I like it

buddybonesbones · 2012-11-02T04:07:26+00:00

meh. I'd rather have a 'Hitler Did Nothing Wrong'.

mvanoort · 2012-11-02T05:36:56+00:00

Never too soon!

rotll · 2012-11-01T16:09:44+00:00

So I see that NYC dressed up as New Orleans for Halloween...

Too soon??

Edit: Yes, stolen...so what?

sumamus_exordio · 2012-11-01T16:14:31+00:00

perfect timing. i will have one this thanksgiving

Jerry_Cola · 2012-11-01T16:45:30+00:00

Too tsunami

xoites · 2012-11-01T18:26:04+00:00

Um, yes.

kantorekB14 · 2012-11-01T16:52:34+00:00

Nice repost.

DerkERRJobs · 2012-11-01T17:52:15+00:00

Last night I saw a guy holding a sign that said "Hurricane" for a costume. His name was Sandy.

DownvotesEnsue · 2012-11-01T18:29:30+00:00

1/3 manhattan 2/3 hurricane. You're welcome.

shit_on_my_nipples · 2012-11-01T15:50:28+00:00

If there is one thing I've learned, is that it is never too soon

nodnodwinkwink · 2012-11-01T16:14:01+00:00

too soon? more like monsoon! amiriteoramirite!?

lambchopp · 2012-11-01T16:09:32+00:00

According to the 22.3 year rule, too soon.

griesuschrist · 2012-11-01T17:30:22+00:00

It's not too soon. Since NY has enough of a white population, feel free to make fun of the disaster immediately.

child_of_yost · 2012-11-01T18:52:51+00:00

Here's another: Looks like New York dressed up as New Orleans for Halloween

KippySmith · 2012-11-01T19:52:54+00:00

yikes. I think these jokes are a little too soon because people are still suffering from the fallout including at least 82 deaths.

adremeaux · 2012-11-01T16:36:35+00:00

Serious question: did anyone actually laugh at this?

I just... don't understand how these things get upvoted. I can't imagine anyone under the age of 50 thinking this is even remotely funny.

Xoder · 2012-11-01T16:05:23+00:00

To be most accurate, it should be watered down with seawater. Not that anyone would drink it...

OrlandoDoom · 2012-11-01T16:34:14+00:00

Considering they just upped the death toll in the city to 37, yeah this is probably too soon.

zombie_kid · 2012-11-01T16:57:23+00:00

I LIKE TURTLES!

djexploit · 2012-11-01T18:49:36+00:00

9/11 - 2 Manhattans mixed w a Kamikaze

yellow_smoke · 2012-11-01T18:50:25+00:00

Not too soon. No such thing as too soon for a Category 1.

detroitluv · 2012-11-01T15:23:56+00:00

I was talking with a group of people yesterday. This one girl in the group was complaining about how people at work were always chatting about reality television shows. I replied with "At least you know The Jersey Shore is gone now".

Dr_Medic345 · 2012-11-01T18:02:59+00:00

Must be from Boston.

cbfw86 · 2012-11-01T18:54:53+00:00

My favourite joke to come out of this whole thing: http://redd.it/12boim

StornZ · 2012-11-02T01:56:46+00:00

this storm will never be funny to me. My cousin lost his basement to the ocean and a friend to a fallen tree. I bet u feel like a real asshole now.

Ted_WilliamsHead · 2012-11-01T15:39:32+00:00

No the joke just sucks.

ComplainsAboutDvotes · 2012-11-01T16:17:38+00:00

It can also have like nineteen olives in there floating in the drink like dead bodies. Too soon?

therealduncansmith · 2012-11-01T16:50:37+00:00

Not too soon, just disgusting

EDIT: I meant disgusting as in disgusting to drink. Who'd want a watered down Manhattan? Ew.

hans_useless · 2012-11-01T16:00:51+00:00

Shaken, not stirred.

rneu12 · 2012-11-01T16:40:04+00:00

Indydegrees2 · 2012-11-01T17:33:30+00:00

It's only too soon when it's a massive tragedy. Sandy was bad, but the US has had worse.

MinjaSaurus · 2012-11-01T17:40:39+00:00

Never too soon.

jheald1 · 2012-11-01T14:32:02+00:00

weak drink.

SuperHorribleGaming · 2012-11-01T18:39:28+00:00

I don't get why it's too soon. I don't find it that offensive...but then again I am in san francisco...and barely heard anything about sandy.

MisterFDotCom · 2012-11-01T15:59:57+00:00

/r/toosoon

Narissis · 2012-11-01T16:20:20+00:00

Last night a friend said they were going to get a drink of water; I told them they should try living in New York so the water would come to them.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for that.

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