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[–]ambachan 88 points89 points ago

I'm going to be on some list now...

[–]D-Rahl867 35 points36 points ago

OUCH CHARLIE

[–]dapt 21 points22 points ago

CHARLIE BIT MY PEENER!

[–]BunzLee 12 points13 points ago

At first I was quite bothered by that stupid kid getting in front of the action... But then, suddenly... I knew.

[–]67383wagon 224 points225 points ago

Freakin hilarious

[–]Crazy_Pillow 89 points90 points ago

What else can you say about a toddler licking an adults penis?

[–]red321red321 142 points143 points ago

Jail

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 49 points50 points ago

Sexy.

[–]C-4 30 points31 points ago

I can't wait to have a child.

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 55 points56 points ago

I can't wait to have your child.

[–]TheLeviathong 33 points34 points ago

You. Not Safe For Epileptics

[–]IslamAndPeace 35 points36 points ago

It's like she's zooming in but she never does.

[–]BaconHotline 3 points4 points ago

But awesome anyway. Worth a click and possibly even a seizure.

[–]shiroduck 5 points6 points ago

Not safe for anyone*

[–]constipationnow 5 points6 points ago

fuck you, i was stuck for 4 hours.... my roommate saved me

[–]CptObviousRemark 7 points8 points ago

TheLeviathong posted 4 hours ago

constipationnow posted 3 hours ago

Seems legit.

[–]Todomanna 2 points3 points ago

It's so hypnotic it causes time travel.

[–]ArtisticAquaMan 0 points1 point ago

Hm I spent a good while starring at it waiting till it zoomed right into her eyes, and that face flashing is burned into my memory work should be interesting when I have to look at someone in the face.

[–]PaleWithBlueEyes 3 points4 points ago

I just want my cookies man...

[–]marioIsDead 1 point2 points ago

Whats the origin of this picture? Always makes me laugh.

[–]no1_vern 1 point2 points ago

TV series called "To catch a predator" The reporters' name was Chris Hansen More info - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10912603/

[–]I_Love_McRibs 0 points1 point ago

... On the booster seat.

[–]Triteleia 0 points1 point ago

They always bring Mike's Hard lemonade

[–]kenata88 6 points7 points ago

Insert too soon joke about Penn State

[–]moojah 5 points6 points ago

Cor blimey guvnor?

[–]DerelictDiety 1 point2 points ago

Less a penis and more his "cup." That's PG, right?

[–]ImADouchebag 1 point2 points ago

Illegal.

[–]Figure8twerker 8 points9 points ago

For anyone that cares the batter was Craig Monroe

[–]ShakeItTilItPees 5 points6 points ago

God, I hope he doesn't end up replacing Rod Allen now. Every time I hear his voice I will instantly think of this.

[–]Fishstixxx16 5 points6 points ago

I SEE YA BIG FELLA

[–]ShakeItTilItPees 4 points5 points ago

You know what you are, Fishstixxx16? You're country strong.

[–]Figure8twerker 2 points3 points ago

We must make sure that never happens

[–]lilmul123 1 point2 points ago

He hasnt been on the team for a few years. This pic has to be fairly old.

[–]Figure8twerker 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure it's from the 2006 season

[–]lilmul123 2 points3 points ago

Ah yes, the last season the Tigers went to the World Series.

I know they've been struggling this year, but unfortunately, I heard that the entire team was killed right after they swept the Yankees in the ALCS. It's unfortunate, but I'm pretty sure they would have won the World Series this year. I'm glad the Giants were good sports, and accepted the title with humility.

[–]dja0794 2 points3 points ago

You know, that's weird because the same exact thing happened to the cardinals. We were ahead in the series 3-1 and bam, the meteor came out of no where and killed the whole team. We certainly would have won though. I mean there's no way the giants could have come back from that deficit. The cardinals-tigers world series sure would've been interesting.

[–]lilmul123 0 points1 point ago

I would have loved a rematch! Friggin' celestial objects ruining our games. Oh well!

[–]klauschadman 0 points1 point ago

Maybe the Cardinals should buy meteor insurance, because I recall a similar event happening right before the 2004 World Series. Shame they ended up cancelling it.

[–]throwpass191 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like a pretty successful season.

[–]awesome-o-4000 95 points96 points ago

I'm more curious as to the people who create stuff like this, I would have to be on some serious drugs to even think of something remotely like it... Nether the less I like it

[–]fjdkafsnd 213 points214 points ago

I had to create an account to do this:

Nether the less

[–]uneekfreek 236 points237 points ago

I literally bought a macbook pro and got verizon fios just to upvote you.

[–]Shappie 99 points100 points ago

I got laser eye surgery just so I could read your comment.

[–]Reesch 80 points81 points ago

I literally just gave birth so my child could see this.

[–]HeyOP 17 points18 points ago

If you're enjoying this LITERALLY thread, stop reading here. All subsequent replies simply diminish it.

Source -- I read the subsequent replies.

[–]zurkyburky 0 points1 point ago

WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN????????

[–]Mujapro 6 points7 points ago

"I [LE]tera[LE] discovered e[LE]ctricity just to say I concur." - Benjamin "Tyson" Franklin

[–]MEGAFUCKER 25 points26 points ago

God here. I created the universe just so that life could arise on exactly one planet, eventually bringing forth the human race of which you would be born specifically so that you could write your comment.

[–]babysalesman 30 points31 points ago

TIL God sometimes goes by "MEGAFUCKER"

[–]coughcough 17 points18 points ago

Praise His name

[–]wow_great_name 15 points16 points ago

Human here, evolved hands over many millennia just so I could type a reply to your comment.

[–]TruthAlone 3 points4 points ago

That's all the Circlejerk we need for one day. Move along, people, move along.

[–]SinisterKid 32 points33 points ago

I just learned English so that I could reply to your comment. Did I say that correctly?

[–]ig0tworms 23 points24 points ago

I took a time machine from the Jurassic period just to see what's going on. I am a Stegosaurus.

[–]melkor214 10 points11 points ago

T-rex here. AMA.

[–]therndoby 4 points5 points ago

will you eat ig0tworms, and can i fap to it?

[–]melkor214 3 points4 points ago

If ig0tworms is into it, sure! Just tell me what to wear.

[–]anidnmeno 2 points3 points ago

How do you wipe your ass with such short arms?

[–]DoutFooL 2 points3 points ago

Hitlerally??

[–]arksien 13 points14 points ago

Is it sad that whenever someone says this I take the time to check and make sure they really did?

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 5 points6 points ago

yes.

[–]Stickyickyick 2 points3 points ago

Yes

[–]thane_of_cawdor 17 points18 points ago

Nes

Edit: Yo

[–]LaureoTheOreo 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]sevenhundredone 1 point2 points ago

With RES, just hover over the username. Literally takes about 2 seconds to check, and you don't even have to open a new tab. (I always check too)

[–]Linkzor24 2 points3 points ago

So that's how we uncover the lurkers...!

[–]Scire_facias 16 points17 points ago

[–]idontpostoften 7 points8 points ago

This has been around longer than reddit has even been a site. Ive seen this on a gaming forum back in late 2003 early 2004. In fact I may know the person that created it because he was always calling other people who played the game toddlers when he posted it in a forum argument

[–]moojah 12 points13 points ago

It was originally depicted in a Neanderthal cave painting.

[–]RobbieGee 2 points3 points ago

Even to this day, some individuals of the species "Homo Hipster" continue to survive and are actually thriving in densely populated urban areas.

[–]Juffin 0 points1 point ago

yeah, I saw it there too

[–]cheerup01 -1 points0 points ago

my coworkers have proof of my insanity, now. CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING!

[–]youre-fucking-stupid 5 points6 points ago

You don't sound creative.

[–]awesome-o-4000 -2 points-1 points ago

Nah not at all I can only draw naked women with no head everything else is stick figures

[–]HydroCabron 1 point2 points ago

Thanks. I have a growing list of these, now including:

  • One in the same
  • Past time
  • Nether the less
  • Doesn't jive; jives with
  • Right on queue
  • Shoe-in
  • Could care less

[–]awesome-o-4000 0 points1 point ago

No doubt this is a stupid question but what is it you have done there? As in how have you made this list haha night shift mate currently 2am cannot think straight

[–]dbe -1 points0 points ago

Nether the less

If this was on purpose, it's beautiful.

[–]lamaksha77 1 point2 points ago

Look like the hitter's nether didn't quite like it though...

[–]Zomgski 5 points6 points ago

Strange.

[–]chikencoop7707 5 points6 points ago

Well then

[–]iforgetpasswordsalot 6 points7 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]edgar_jomfru 3 points4 points ago

I'm just gonna say it: toddlers shouldn't lick baseball players' junk, especially during games. It can give an unfair advantage to the other team.

[–]4chan- 1 point2 points ago

You raff you ruse

[–]xhosSTylex 0 points1 point ago

Babality!

[–]Derp_Viik 9 points10 points ago

REPOST

[–]Abedeus 8 points9 points ago

As someone who doesn't sub to that subreddit, first time seeing.

[–]bossferatu 4 points5 points ago

don't sub, it's been going to shits the past months
this was the only good post in a very long time

[–]strallweat 7 points8 points ago

Same here. I only consider it a repost if it was resubmitted to the same subreddit.

[–]VFTM2012 6 points7 points ago

Is it just me or is "REPOST" the new first?

[–]Nova178 4 points5 points ago

It's essentially the same thing if you think about it.

[–]DifficultApple 4 points5 points ago

It's close to a decade since its creation so I guess the original content patent wore off.

[–]AlexOfSpades 18 points19 points ago

I always thought that picture was kinda cute. Its just a typical dude having a birthday with his mom, apparently they're too poor to buy an actual cake or to make a real party.

Its just a picture of a typical poor family and his mom's dedication to make him happy eventhough they cannot afford much.

Besides, the guy is not even that bad looking. Everything there is so cute and lovely. Why would someone compare that to a faggot?

Damn, Internet.

[–]MdstMsn 8 points9 points ago

so us poor folks are cute, eh? if i could afford more matches i'd burn your mansion down.

[–]hablahblah 2 points3 points ago

You. I like you.

[–]killfunkfu 4 points5 points ago

What we seem to have here is a baby licking a baseball player's crotch region and the baseball player having obvious allergic reaction to baby saliva. The real question is how did the baby manage to get to the player, in the middle of the freakin game and where was the security?. Balls have fallen off and manhood has been rerepairably damaged because of babysalivitis, I hope this gets taken seriously.

[–]SolvingYourProblems 1 point2 points ago

I do believe Sir or Madam you have confused a virtually projected, computerized image with reality. I do mean no insult Sir, or Madam, but I do recommend you see yourself in to a mental institution.

P.S. my good Sir or Madam,

You couldn't possibly be joking as that is indubitably lacking humor to be considered a "joke" for a Sir or Madam of a distinguished intellect to present to an audience.

Sincerely,

Some guy on the internet acting as if he were fancy or clever.

[–]killfunkfu 0 points1 point ago

No way, I thought I the "Guy on the internet acting as if he were fancy or clever" or GOTIAAIHWFOC in short.

[–]Mezzlegasm 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't help but read this in John Madden's voice

[–]redtitt 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, I haven't had a good laugh like that in a while.

[–]NathanRZehringer 4 points5 points ago

Virtual child porn...a new low for reddit

[–]samlincoln 4 points5 points ago

We've gone a lot lower.

[–]Buyae 2 points3 points ago

because this is porn

[–]string97bean 3 points4 points ago

I'll give you a hint, what is the name of this subreddit?

[–]RecycledVomit -2 points-1 points ago

It's named "WTF," but the name doesn't fit. Needs to be renamed "MildyInterestingWithAHintOfWTFFromTimeToTime"

[–]ThatguyJake 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. Completely wtf

[–]StraY_WolF 1 point2 points ago

For all the things I've seen on the internet, this is really tame.

[–]adidasaids 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what to say .....

REPOST

[–]HeavenSk8 -1 points0 points ago

How about the fact that it's been reposted to hell and back, stopping by the twelfth plane of torment for fries?

[–]catgloves -1 points0 points ago

So that's why Detroit lost...

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]meh65535 0 points1 point ago

great , now I have to burn my hard disk .. again :|

[–]Rideout1234 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]briansvgaudio 1 point2 points ago

Babality! Finish Him!!!

[–]aknaturegirl 0 points1 point ago

...and with that... I throw my phone down and day good day. I said good day sir!!

[–]spicolius 0 points1 point ago

And thats why...you always wear a jock. (arrested development)

[–]marcelcardim 1 point2 points ago

This is as old as internet itself.

[–]THEsolid85 0 points1 point ago

hey, I remember this gif. From 6 years ago.

[–]iTonyK 0 points1 point ago

I... I wonder how many times this will be reposted.

[–]fountainsoda 1 point2 points ago

=)) =((

Context for the original?

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 0 points1 point ago

Just woke up and thought I'd do a little light Redditing in bed. Just spent 5 minutes laughing my ass off.

[–]The_Antagonist 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, the legendary reverse pedophile.

[–]BombedShaun -1 points0 points ago

I am super high right now and I think that is the fucking funniest shit I have ever seen.

[–]Damiown 0 points1 point ago

Babsnail... Why don't you have a seat?

[–]CadePhillips 0 points1 point ago

This certainly isn't ridiculously old.

[–]Suckydog 0 points1 point ago

You can say its about 5 years old?

[–]Clbull 0 points1 point ago

What is this I don't even...

[–]FlailStorm -1 points0 points ago

"Bwahahahaha!" is what I said.

[–]HugoM 0 points1 point ago

I think this closed a NeoGAF topic once.

[–]OscarSlenderman 0 points1 point ago

I know! ....repost? :)

[–]Theropissed 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of that gif were some naked guy humps a seat team and escapes.

[–]insomnianow -1 points0 points ago

I lold, but a true lol not just your ordinary hot air out of the nostrils...but I got excited and laughed. Good day.

[–]tonybanks 0 points1 point ago

OP made this gif. It was definitely OP.

[–]fiercepenguin 0 points1 point ago

This.. should not exist.

[–]BrajMahal 1 point2 points ago

you had me at toddler

[–]yutsi 0 points1 point ago

inb4 404

[–]Thugless 0 points1 point ago

Tongue punched his fartbox!

[–]MalibuBass 1 point2 points ago

You got this from /r/imgoingtohellforthis

[–]lncohen 1 point2 points ago

Is that Honey Boo Boo?

[–]dickralph 0 points1 point ago

I know what to say... I've had a billion opportunities to think of it over all the times this has been reposted.

[–]mrboombastic123 0 points1 point ago

WHO MAKES THIS SHIT???

and why can't i stop watching?

[–]Bourne_Seduced 0 points1 point ago

I almost spit out my coffee! Was not expecting that haha

[–]supasteve013 0 points1 point ago

Was this the ball that hit his wrist ?

[–]MMK21 -1 points0 points ago

Why am I laughing so hard?

[–]masterpupil 0 points1 point ago

It's like a Mortal Combat toasty

[–]147896521 1 point2 points ago

omg post it again lol XD

[–]owl_coach 0 points1 point ago

Just reading these comments, I am so glad I did not click the blue link..

[–]twasdreary 1 point2 points ago

this belongs in /r/funny because that shit cracked me up!

[–]mrchubs79 -1 points0 points ago

i laughed way too hard at this.

[–]Islendingen 0 points1 point ago

What makes this funny? What is it referring to? Is that a kid everyone knows, or what? This keeps getting a huge reaction, but there's never any explanation.

[–]hoss7071 2 points3 points ago

Desensitization.

[–]Islendingen 0 points1 point ago

I'm not saying it's over the line. It's a baby superimposed on a baseballer. How is this getting a bigger reaction than a lot of other shit that is even more off-colour but also funny?

[–]Seyss 0 points1 point ago

(source) oh god. someone else has this pic I have since 2000's http://i.imgur.com/L4IVm.jpg

[–]brutalsun 0 points1 point ago

Butters get's his revenge on uncle bud. blblblblblblbl

[–]ThatGuyinaHat 0 points1 point ago

I know what you can say: repost.

[–]SorryWhat 0 points1 point ago

Originated on OT

[–]blehm98 0 points1 point ago

This isn't wtf or nsfw

[–]TonberryKing26 0 points1 point ago

This is fucked up..seriously

[–]this_is_a_recording0 0 points1 point ago

Am i going to jail now?

[–]Prowlerbaseball 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else think that that baby was out of proportion?

[–]mainmainer -1 points0 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH GOD WHY!?

[–]goku0328 0 points1 point ago

Wow that baby really took a swing in his batters box

[–]ssalcdlrow 0 points1 point ago

That really shouldn't be as funny as it is

[–]HalloweenBen 0 points1 point ago

That was the first time I have literally laughed out loud from a gif. Thank you for posting.

[–]jFiss 0 points1 point ago

This one actually made me say wtf out loud

[–]Soylent_Gringo 0 points1 point ago

Violentacrez?

[–]Flightlesshawk 0 points1 point ago

I..I...I don't understand.

[–]disasterific 0 points1 point ago

Well, I say its fucking hilarious.

[–]ZeroCreativityFTW 0 points1 point ago

This is bigger than everything I've witnessed so far.

[–]dabu222 0 points1 point ago

I was taking a drink you bastard!

[–]volk1917 0 points1 point ago

I want to hear more of the dude on the right. What was his name? Touch AC?

[–]Kduzera 0 points1 point ago

Holly fuck, i think I just shat myself!

[–]oggleboggle 0 points1 point ago

The first time I saw one of those IRL was when I was under the influence of a hallucinogen. At the time, that moth was the strangest yet most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.

[–]RearNakedChoker 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but the first thing I thought when I saw this was Tim & Eric.

[–]TrillaZilla 0 points1 point ago

Y must it have been a child?

[–]Rios7467 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this should belong to 4chan.

[–]wholeein 1 point2 points ago

[–]fah_q_dbag 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd so hard all over the place

[–]brendansmum -2 points-1 points ago

Uh, better get this one off. Technically might fall within the definition of child porn.

[–]rrssh 10 points11 points ago

Your face is technical.

[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 2 points3 points ago

listofburncenters.jpg

[–]balooistrue 1 point2 points ago

you're kidding right?

[–]Tricketts 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing the kid used a little to much teeth in that one.

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 2 points3 points ago

give'm a break, he was teething.