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all 38 comments

[–]Brightestburning 86 points87 points ago

I am so confused by your smiley.

[–]krimsonidol 24 points25 points ago

Right?! Is it a nose? Does the smiley have two mouths? A goatee? WHATISGOINGON.

[–]FaultyBeard 18 points19 points ago

It's the South Park Canadians face

edit: I was wrong, I thought about that way too much

[–]holly636 10 points11 points ago

A big nose smiley? : /) D Either way Nathan Fillion is fangasmic.

[–]TheKooze[S] 5 points6 points ago

Correct :/)D

[–]Brightestburning 1 point2 points ago

Ofcourse, none can doubt that.

[–]emmonaha 20 points21 points ago

And these are not the hammer.

[–]handofsithis 22 points23 points ago

....the hammer is his penis

[–]rose2d2 0 points1 point ago

You get an upvote for the comment AND for the awesome username.

Edit spelling

[–]KinkyKiKi -1 points0 points ago

I came here to say this! You're awesome!

[–]slowcheetah026 20 points21 points ago

As a Canadian I approve this costume.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 18 points19 points ago

No no, he's not Captain Canada. He's MAJOR MAPLELEAF

[–]onetruejp 5 points6 points ago

I ctrl-F'd for sanity and found it. Whew.

[–]shuniah 17 points18 points ago

There's a dad at my son's hockey league that's a dead ringer for him. Funnily enough I don't mind sitting in the cold rink anymore ;)

[–]explodingplant 11 points12 points ago

oOH Canada

[–]essemdee 9 points10 points ago

I AM HAVING AN EMOTION RIGHT NOW.

[–]Sarbanes_Foxy 9 points10 points ago

As a Canadian, this gave me a very patriotic ladyboner

[–]snarkdiva 7 points8 points ago

10/10 would hit that -- over and over and over...

[–]spaceyliz 7 points8 points ago

CANNOT. UPVOTE. ENOUGH.

[–]msbeagle 5 points6 points ago

Nice! Bet he smells all maple syrupy.

[–]zorcandspoon 11 points12 points ago

I just started Firefly this week...and to be expected I now am in love with him!

[–]ThatBassistChick 13 points14 points ago

Have you seen him naked yet? That one's popped up on here a few times...

[–]resistingsimplicity 6 points7 points ago

As it should.

[–]analmaybe 0 points1 point ago

What? Somebody link this pleaaase! ;]

[–]analmaybe 1 point2 points ago

Yummy! Thank you! ;]

[–]insignificant_name 0 points1 point ago

You are very welcome!

[–]Princess-Fluffer 2 points3 points ago

As a mega Firefly fan girl, this just makes me adore him even more.

[–]flamingo_button 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry! would be what he would yell running into battle.

[–]gabrielsmama 1 point2 points ago

Oooooo... that is the one man I would leave my husband for. (He is fully aware, and understands completely.)

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[–]redtheda 0 points1 point ago

You are a lucky lucky girl. I have an ex who looked a bit like him.

[–]DarthMuyia 0 points1 point ago

Nathan Fillon as anything imho

[–]miss_kitty_cat 0 points1 point ago

I just love him so much.

[–]chuhai 0 points1 point ago

Mmm mmm MMM!!!!

[–]WARNINGmiddlechild 1 point2 points ago

What is all this sexiness aboot?

[–]krysteeen 1 point2 points ago

Nathan Fillion is my friend's uncle. No joke. He's from my hometown.

[–]brutesinme -4 points-3 points ago

I hate these canadian takes on american icons. I'd prefer something original.

[–]mat3o2 3 points4 points ago

Captain Canuck does very much exist and has since 1975. The costume style, however...