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[–]rokyn 6 points7 points ago

I don't see why this has anything to do on /r/funny tbh, did you just feel like sharing a pic of your girlfriend, or someone you wish was your girlfriend?

[–]vivalapants 8 points9 points ago

Can we vote she's moved to r/gonewild and topless ? Thanks

[–]slouched 3 points4 points ago

seconded

[–]thisgameissoreal 3 points4 points ago

thirded

[–]DavidRandom 3 points4 points ago

Fourded

[–]OnlyAMuffin 1 point2 points ago

Bonnared

[–]DavidRandom 2 points3 points ago

Elevended.

[–]loricasegmentata 1 point2 points ago

Erected

[–]DavidRandom 1 point2 points ago

Well maybe you should state the rules more clearly, Sir.

[–]malefizer[S] -3 points-2 points ago

  1. A straigt line of comments from seconded, thirded, fourded, ..., elevended.
  2. from different people
  3. and I ask her

[–]malefizer[S] -1 points0 points ago

doesn't count

[–]malefizer[S] -2 points-1 points ago

when someone elevens it, I will ask her

[–]akinder 1 point2 points ago

Yes, go ask your pretend girlfriend to demean herself for you in front of a bunch of neckbeards for fake internet points. What a man you are.

[–]vivalapants 0 points1 point ago

I'll have you know I trim my neck beard quite nicely

[–]RightitsThrIce 0 points1 point ago

Theres something about her teeth that just looks weird.. Too white maybe?

[–]vladutzmihai 0 points1 point ago

Not funny, but that.... smile

[–]mikaosol 1 point2 points ago

"Feel lucky, I could have any guy in the world and I got you." Says this EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR.

I dated one of these.

[–]unhandme78 0 points1 point ago

*porn star. overly attractive porn star.

[–]not_a_monster 0 points1 point ago

Go on...

[–]philotimon -1 points0 points ago

jailbait.