Got it over 18 months ago as a joke. Probably one of the biggest mistakes of my life. (x-post r/funny)

Oddish · 2012-11-01T13:52:12+00:00

What goes on in your head when you tattoo half of your forearm "as a joke"?

isnortcatnip · 2012-11-01T14:22:07+00:00

Whatever, bro. You will always be the swag king in my mind.

Ihasaflavor · 2012-11-01T10:31:29+00:00

Now it's only a matter of time till somebody reposts this image without the information about the joke included.

xiandrii · 2012-11-01T17:12:04+00:00

amputate that shit.

whatevers_clever · 2012-11-01T14:39:37+00:00

there's no way someone would get a tattoo that big and colored in just as a joke

Reapernix · 2012-11-01T15:18:16+00:00

Nobody gets that as a joke.

philge · 2012-11-01T10:55:33+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tattoo_removal

hikingdub · 2012-11-01T10:20:06+00:00

NEVER go to a tattoo parlor drunk...

cuntarsetits · 2012-11-01T14:26:37+00:00

If it's any consolation, it wouldn't take too much work to transform it into "WANKING".

deathfix · 2012-11-01T13:26:01+00:00

Based off that tattoo, I imagine you look and sound like Paul Wall.

eulcedes · 2012-11-01T14:20:30+00:00

you spent money to get this?

emjaiz · 2012-11-01T12:44:15+00:00

at least you've recognized your cringe. on the step to cringedemption

somehaste · 2012-11-01T12:53:34+00:00

long sleeves.

elmnopq · 2012-11-01T21:11:42+00:00

Did you know swag means "secretly we are gay"

mizzi1 · 2012-11-01T14:27:40+00:00

tagged as SWAG KING

psycham · 2012-11-01T17:24:13+00:00

not really cringeworthy, just "this guy is an idiot"

Burn-Account · 2012-11-01T13:15:01+00:00

Ooooh That's bad...

Thammabam · 2012-11-01T17:23:51+00:00

You don't get a joke tattoo on your forearm. Especially a 'joke' tattoo that isn't funny. Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.

AndrewnotJackson · 2012-11-01T14:16:45+00:00

Feelin pretty stupid now, huh?

sabreteeth · 2012-11-01T14:37:16+00:00

I don't know if it will make you feel any better, but Spike has some show on called Tattoo Nightmares or something. People go on and talk about the mistakes that led up to getting hilariously bad, awful looking tattoos, and then get acceptable cover-ups. Spike handles it with their usual (lack of) sensitivity, I can't get enough of it.

PollyWollyDoodleDumb · 2012-11-01T15:55:34+00:00

Never get a tattoo as a joke....wtf?

pricanpapi914 · 2012-11-01T17:37:33+00:00

I want to give you an up vote because I agree that it was such a terrible idea. But then I say to my self, why award the idiot for his idiot actions? Down vote it is.

Dmatthews3 · 2012-11-01T19:08:17+00:00

Just turn your arm around and it will say gnik gaws, Problem solved..

bearhammer · 2012-11-01T15:21:09+00:00

If I met you in person and you said it was a sarcastic tattoo I wouldn't think less of you. It may have been a mistake but that's dedication to a joke.

Gorignak · 2012-11-01T13:42:46+00:00

Karl Pilkington?

IAmARockstar · 2012-11-01T14:19:34+00:00

Yeah... That's pretty dumb.

The51stState · 2012-11-01T14:34:13+00:00

Probably?

abillonfire · 2012-11-01T14:53:37+00:00

Why would you get a tattoo as a joke let alone get a joke tattoo on your arm

bodaciousbilly · 2012-11-01T17:40:23+00:00

Haha oh wow. You fucking dolt.

nakedzombieboobs · 2012-11-01T18:25:35+00:00

cover "swag king" w/ a big ass sword going through the middle of the crown. or a penis, whatever.

antivist · 2012-11-01T20:37:21+00:00

yeah.... you're never getting laid again there king of swag!

chris_bro_chill · 2012-11-01T14:11:55+00:00

Tattoos as a joke...not even once.

routari · 2012-11-01T10:38:56+00:00

SWAG LING?

AwkwardGypsy · 2012-11-01T10:33:29+00:00

I really hope it was a drunken joke

what_eye_see · 2012-11-01T12:34:55+00:00

best start saving for laser removal

BobeHarvard · 2012-11-01T12:43:30+00:00

Ouch...

wtfhappenednow · 2012-11-01T13:28:26+00:00

Yeah< WO!

Yaverland · 2012-11-01T14:05:14+00:00

"Probably"

Brettersson · 2012-11-01T14:37:50+00:00

Oh, dude...

lepuma · 2012-11-01T14:43:01+00:00

laser that shit...

LazyNacho · 2012-11-01T15:07:34+00:00

just get it covered by something better :)

swag_king · 2012-11-01T15:20:28+00:00

Aw man, sucks to be you, bra.

ImmortalSanchez · 2012-11-01T15:24:09+00:00

It may be a dumb tattoo but at least it's not some chicks name

Hernan-Crespo · 2012-11-01T15:34:57+00:00

Michael?

shallowlikeme · 2012-11-01T15:39:06+00:00

Note to self: Don't get a tattoo as a joke

80sTan · 2012-11-01T15:47:06+00:00

Why?

Polite_Insults · 2012-11-01T15:58:50+00:00

What does it say?

bonecrushah · 2012-11-01T16:01:44+00:00

fuck it man, YOLO

drosengix · 2012-11-01T16:10:42+00:00

Could probably turn that W into an H

BrokenBluesyWhisper · 2012-11-01T16:15:11+00:00

Joke's on you, your highness.

Dinewiz · 2012-11-01T16:16:41+00:00

Fuck. I had trouble reading that as 'King'.

GanasbinTagap · 2012-11-01T16:41:15+00:00

Hey man, you should amputate that arm

POTATOS-IN-MY-ANUS · 2012-11-01T16:42:37+00:00

dipshit king

fulmarmusic · 2012-11-01T16:48:29+00:00

of all the people, ever.. I wouldn't like this guy to be cutting my hair, or filling out my tax returns, or for that matter, anything.

PS: why's the cringe face gone shit? Did somebody let George Lucas at it? Does he have to ruin everything?

soaringquails · 2012-11-01T17:08:24+00:00

Let this be a lesson that next time you shouldn't do anything permanent on your body as a joke. Unless it's hidden of course.

ast03 · 2012-11-01T17:10:10+00:00

dumbass

emaG_ehT · 2012-11-01T17:27:47+00:00

You sir . . are not an intelligent man

CT2902 · 2012-11-01T17:53:41+00:00

Probably?

Vogey · 2012-11-01T18:25:33+00:00

Oh you impulsive swag king, you.

HotDinnerBatman · 2012-11-01T18:45:29+00:00

Duuuuuuuuuuuude. No. Why?

officialchocolateman · 2012-11-01T18:56:20+00:00

I thought it said "Swag Kuno."

WillMcB · 2012-11-01T19:16:15+00:00

What a hilarious joke

Bitemarkz · 2012-11-01T19:27:35+00:00

Getting a joke tattoo is stupid, but a joke tattoo on your forearm is on a whole other level.

0rbitaldonkey · 2012-11-01T19:29:26+00:00

Don't worry. Give it at most a year, nobody will even remember that "swag" shit.

rtmpower · 2012-11-01T19:29:58+00:00

wowwww

Mr_Salvati · 2012-11-01T20:09:40+00:00

funny joke.

Tentacolt · 2012-11-01T20:51:40+00:00

Does that say SWAG KING or SWAG RINO?

ROELtja · 2012-11-01T20:57:40+00:00

How exactly is this cringe?

gmikoner · 2012-11-01T21:01:32+00:00

I would expect so...

Bebopopotamus · 2012-11-01T21:16:43+00:00

Anyone who gets a tattoo like that deserves to have to wear a tattoo like that.

JakeLV426 · 2012-11-01T21:21:08+00:00

HAHA YOLO

nuclear_cheese · 2012-11-01T21:29:32+00:00

I can't even read it. Swartzknob? What does it say?

coolstorybrosky · 2012-11-01T22:14:43+00:00

A joke on who, exactly?

rwats · 2012-11-01T22:27:56+00:00

Came in to the comments to see if OP responds to these lulz

hammondmondmond · 2012-11-01T22:29:00+00:00

The expression on your face is the perfect illustration of pure disappointment in oneself.

charmedbeast · 2012-11-01T22:29:23+00:00

My only response is: "HahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahaha...Ha!"

rmkensington · 2012-11-01T22:53:41+00:00

Making $8 an hour would definitely make you the swag king

InternetOG · 2012-11-01T22:56:24+00:00

I don't know what is a worse decision, the tattoo or posting this picture on the internet.

snorkchops · 2012-11-01T22:59:26+00:00

You spelled "definitely" wrong.

Ey3rose · 2012-11-01T23:25:57+00:00

I bet your right.

Ajinho · 2012-11-02T00:02:42+00:00

You should start a chain of stores that specialise in selling bed-rolls for camping. Not sure what you would call it though.

Mannabell · 2012-11-02T01:04:12+00:00

Swag King: Only actual swag he has is the tattoo.

bobby3eb · 2012-11-02T01:21:33+00:00

Kid from Storage Wars?

holyhotdicks · 2012-11-02T01:30:56+00:00

It would have been ooooookay without the lettering.

fleurettes_mom · 2012-11-02T02:02:40+00:00

still a funny joke to me. Make up funny stories to go with it! You will have fun telling them

DrSterling · 2012-11-02T02:15:13+00:00

The look in your eyes is haunting

marcosss123 · 2012-11-02T02:15:50+00:00

I'm gonna tattoo the colour blue to my balls. No way I'll regret that.

IHazMagics · 2012-11-02T02:28:12+00:00

I just don't even know what to say. Sure, I've played elaborate jokes to rival a Rube Goldberg machine. I've never once though "i'll tattoo this bullshit to my arm, that'll show 'em!"

cuppincayk · 2012-11-02T03:43:36+00:00

WHY WOULD YOU PERMANENTLY MARK YOUR BODY AS A JOKE?

ReadAlex · 2012-11-02T03:53:45+00:00

I've made a huge mistake...

IamlegendAMA · 2012-11-02T06:02:52+00:00

Who wants to start a charity for OP's laser tattoo removal?

thePonderingCabbage · 2012-11-02T06:08:21+00:00

you look so depressed. obviously "as a joke" i agree with the first guy. you mustve actually wanted it at the time. now that you have it you probably dont feel to swaggy eh lol

royalBtenenbaum · 2012-11-02T07:26:42+00:00

That dead look in your eyes is why I don't have a tattoo.

hellolizzie · 2012-11-01T13:22:53+00:00

what does it say?

cringe

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