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[–]miss_sarcastic 29 points30 points ago

  1. Everyone is riding a ruckus minus Bowser's Met
  2. Most of us always ride with helmets, but we couldn't pass up on wearing our costume hats.
  3. Yes, there was a Mario Kart race... Mario won. Was two laps around campus hitting the checkpoints of (Texas/new main), (George Bush/bizzell), and by the clock tower on Wellborn. Finish light was the new light at University and Boyett.

I've never had so much fun on Halloween than being yoshi in this last night.

[–]kroon 4 points5 points ago

oh man TR is leaking into my reddit again

[–]wordwalk 0 points1 point ago

Given that this is CS... how drunk were y'all?

[–]Skwerley 0 points1 point ago

So can you ride those without a license? This guy who's trying to sell me a brand new 49cc keeps telling me there's no ticket, but I wanna be sure.

[–]officeemployee -4 points-3 points ago

Just curious, but why do you all ride the Ruckus? If you're riding a 49cc, having a 2-stroke is pretty much a necessity unless you want to do a full tranny tune and big bore kit. Also with a 2 stroke you never have to adjust valves...

[–]miss_sarcastic 3 points4 points ago

There is a reason why our scooter group (people in this picture) is called "Slowered." Not everyone needs to go fast.

Also, because Ruckus.

[–]STRINGALING 1 point2 points ago

Could you describe the Ruckus sir?

[–]officeemployee -2 points-1 points ago

I get that people like the look of the Ruckus.... But a 49cc 2-stroke isn't exactly fast.... Just able to not get run over by cars and do more than 20mph up a hill. Cool name for the club though :P

[–]trifiniti 0 points1 point ago

luigi here. I cruise at 40 up small hills. large ones i still manage 35. i like taking my time to get places. plus it's fun as hell to ride

[–]jcrabb13 0 points1 point ago

i bomb hills at 50 and i can uphill in the high 30s.

but ya, it's about the ride, not the speed!

-Wario

[–]trolltrolltrolld 0 points1 point ago

I love your ruckus. I see you riding it all over town. I'm a bus driver and it makes me jealous everytime if see it.

[–]jcrabb13 0 points1 point ago

Haha thanks man! I'm friends with a couple bus drivers!

[–]trolltrolltrolld 0 points1 point ago

Anytime!! I drive by a probably 2007-2008 Ruckus one of my routes and its just been sitting in the same place on a stand with its gas tank out for the past 2 months. I really want to ask them if I can buy it for cheap and fix whatever's wrong with it.

[–]jcrabb13 0 points1 point ago

On welsh? If so it's an 05, I tried helping the guy repair it and he just screwed around and never ordered the parts it needed. I waved 500 in his face and he didn't take it :/

[–]trolltrolltrolld 0 points1 point ago

Yeah!! Dang that's crazy. I want one so bad but can't afford a new one or even a decent used one. If he won't take 500 from someone who knows what they're doing, I doubt he would take it from me.

[–]HUMOROUSGOAT 0 points1 point ago

Im not sure what your trying to say. Are you saying that 2-stroke is better? Because in your next post it looks like you say the ruckus is a 2-stroke. The ruckus is a 4 stroke liquid cooled motor. They dont even make 2 strokes anymore. If your looking for more power most people swap in a 150 cc GY6 motor. which is also a four stroke with a lot of power. you wouldnt want much more on a moped.

[–]yellowjelloknap93 27 points28 points ago

Last year when I spent Halloween in College Station, I got into two car accidents with the same car and had it break down. Then proceeded to push it half a mile into a parking garage. The car was also covered in puke. The worst part about my night? I was sober.

[–]patientbearr 79 points80 points ago

Sounds like you got hit with a BLUE SHELL

[–]Oldsport 10 points11 points ago

I went as Michael Phelps and almost got beat up at the local Whataburger for laughing at someones costume.

[–]killaskezo 1 point2 points ago

I went as Russell Brand and got groped

[–]belladonnadiorama 1 point2 points ago

Was it a good grope or a bad grope?

[–]hippiewench 0 points1 point ago

I went as Russel Peters and made jokes.

[–]mrferret 6 points7 points ago

Totally read that as you got into two accidents with the same stranger.

[–]killaskezo 6 points7 points ago

Gig em

[–]Chimex 1 point2 points ago

Whoop!

[–]RainbowOcean 0 points1 point ago

My sister goes to school at A&M and decided to go as a hot sauce packet. Pretty cool costume. I miss her.

[–]stevo8585 0 points1 point ago

Yep saw her on Northgate.

[–]Mamadog5 7 points8 points ago

Mario Kart Live!

[–]piezo32 8 points9 points ago

What the hell is Wario riding?

[–]officeemployee 9 points10 points ago

Looks like a modified Honda Ruckus clone with a fatty tire kit. Yoshi looks to be riding a true stock Ruckus.

[–]darkrom 0 points1 point ago

Confirmed by a multiple ruckus owner, one with fatty. God I love those things. Down to just the fatty modded one now.

[–]happymon 0 points1 point ago

is it the same in the music video by dj fresh - the feeling ? they look cool, do they cost alot of get modded?

[–]darkrom 0 points1 point ago

Those don't look to be Ruckuses (ruckii?). They are some custom mopeds of some sort though.

[–]studflucker 3 points4 points ago

I assure you, with the exception of bowser's metro, all of the other three are Honda Ruckus'. I can't see what mario is riding.

[–]darkrom 0 points1 point ago

No I meant the video I was asked about. In the OP its rucks abound!

[–]studflucker 0 points1 point ago

Ah, sorry about my hasty attempt at an internet correction.

[–]darkrom 0 points1 point ago

Mopeds are serious business!

[–]studflucker 0 points1 point ago

I'm actually building a ruckus from the ground up right now. That's why I was so excited to see this on the front page.

Check it

[–]Irishfanbuck 1 point2 points ago

As someone who knows nothing about what you're talking about, Ruckii is accepted.

[–]officeemployee 0 points1 point ago

There appears to be only one identifiable Ruckus in the video, at around 32 seconds. The ones you're seeing most of the time in the video are so heavily modified it's impossible to tell what they started out as.

Scooters are super fun, and super cheap to modify. You can do a full engine tune up, other performance upgrades and a lot of aesthetic mods for roughly $1,000 + the cost of the scooter. Sure $1,000 isn't exactly cheap but much cheaper than fully customizing a sport bike.

[–]Strikerj94 1 point2 points ago

TIL mopeds can be badass

[–]jcrabb13 1 point2 points ago

don't call my baby a clone :( hahaha

It's a ruckus, here's the build thread; http://totalruckus.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=93&t=56639

[–]stedanko09 11 points12 points ago

All the aggie redditors are coming out from the shadows... Interesting.. I, too, am from cs

[–]SkiBum90 4 points5 points ago

Come join us over at r/aggies!

[–]CorrieTheFrenchie 3 points4 points ago

Whoa whoa WHAT? r/aggies? My day.. No. My life. Has been made.

[–]Masterchiefsauce 4 points5 points ago

Fellow cs resident here...I was excited when I saw college station in the title

[–]kikenazz 18 points19 points ago

I'm a longhorn. but damn these guys are awesome

[–]TrindadeDisciple 23 points24 points ago

Upvoted even though it's in Aggie country.

[–]HasteTheDay 5 points6 points ago

Gigem Aggs!!!!

[–]heydabop 8 points9 points ago

Judging by the super dorm in front of them, I'd say this is right in front of O'Bannon's.

[–]TheBumStinkler 7 points8 points ago

Dukes, but close enough

[–]dont__hate 16 points17 points ago

I don't acknowledge Dukes...

[–]bgilbert09 0 points1 point ago

Talk about nit picking...

[–]thedower 14 points15 points ago

Whoop

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[–]devoirz 1 point2 points ago

No he's not. He has no balloons left, he should have turned into a bomb

[–]theicecapsaremelting 3 points4 points ago

I hope somebody was throwing bananas

[–]trifiniti 0 points1 point ago

oh we were. cars were being bombarded

[–]stevo8585 0 points1 point ago

As well as pedestrians :P

[–]IAmTheBean 3 points4 points ago

How many Aggies does it take to make an awesome Mario Kart costume?

5 to 7, based on recent evidence.

[–]DamtheMainStream 2 points3 points ago

Nah, there was probably a 12th man involved.

[–]BananaStandDinero 8 points9 points ago

As a fellow Aggie, I more than support this.

[–]amorrell 6 points7 points ago

Just wanted to say love my Aggies! I spent the best 4 years of my life in College Station

[–]laurenhazelrigs 2 points3 points ago

Amazing job guys! I love that y'all even threw out banana peels!

[–]green072410 -1 points0 points ago

Because Texas.

[–]jbird18005 2 points3 points ago

WHOOP

[–]rbrawney 1 point2 points ago

Damn it! I wish I'd known about this. I both own a motorcycle and live in College Station. :/

[–]danE3030 2 points3 points ago

Me too, sans the motorcycle...didn't know anything this cool happened around this town, but then again I'm not an undergrad so that pretty much excludes me from most such activities. :(

[–]hwaltman 1 point2 points ago

Fun stuff happens all the time. First Friday is happening downtown this weekend.

[–]jcrabb13 0 points1 point ago

all our rides are posted in this group, but were 50cc friendly, so you'll be moving slow ha

https://www.facebook.com/groups/149065765159932/

[–]Vee_Vee 1 point2 points ago

FALSE: Those are neither steers, nor queers.

[–]blayneburner 4 points5 points ago

Don't ya get it us Texans are all half steers. You just guess which half of us is pure beef baby.

[–]thatotheritguy 0 points1 point ago

Up vote because I wish I was there. Love that town.

[–]Orannnge 2 points3 points ago

Better pic I think http://i.imgur.com/LPvzf.jpg

[–]trifiniti 0 points1 point ago

but the photographer missed me (luigi) on this one :(

[–]tylervagrancy 0 points1 point ago

Mario Ruckus 2012!

[–]praskit 1 point2 points ago

Throw a shell at them.

[–]cale69er 0 points1 point ago

That's cool, only thing that could make it better would be them in karts.

[–]gzcl 0 points1 point ago

Ah hell yeah. Honda Ruckus time! I love my Ruckus.

[–]Sarcolemming -1 points0 points ago

This is awesome, but you're at 666 upvotes. I can't in good conscience break that.

[–]chronox21 1 point2 points ago

Some people take pride in their costumes, then there is Bowser and Luigi.

[–]trifiniti 2 points3 points ago

you're gonna hate on that shell? he did a great job making that from a cardboard box

[–]AfroBro 0 points1 point ago

We are missing baby Mario here. Best Mario kart racer ever.

[–]TheGreatTrogs 0 points1 point ago

Man, I wish I didn't have Physics last night...

[–]lgorrel 0 points1 point ago

My friends did the same thing this year and won half the costume contests down town.

[–]eggsaladburp 1 point2 points ago

Ruckus!!! Best scooter ever.

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti -1 points0 points ago

Oh another set of Mario Kart costumes.

[–]thefarcus -1 points0 points ago

I work 10 feet to the right of this picture... saw these guys last night haha.

[–]Daggerskull 0 points1 point ago

Nobody likes to play Balloon Battle.

[–]IOwin 0 points1 point ago

The guy taking the photo must have the blue leader killer shell.

[–]Aubrey76 0 points1 point ago

That Looks So Fun!

[–]boredtex 1 point2 points ago

Dammit! i missed it! and to think that i was getting wasted just down the street

[–]yayjinaz 1 point2 points ago

Somebody shop the final lap guy in here from that other top post yesterday...

[–]trifiniti -1 points0 points ago

if any of y'all see this photo on fb please add Kevin Billeaud and tag me! :D

[–]picopwr 0 points1 point ago

Man, I'd be so tempted to run into them to pop those balloons ><

[–]hauer543 -1 points0 points ago

that is so cool

[–]Henry1987 0 points1 point ago

this is gonna end badly... those balloons will be the death of them

[–]stx331 0 points1 point ago

Ummm Honda Ruckus :)

[–]newbn 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised I don't see Waldo in this picture

[–]sasnine9 0 points1 point ago

Heres another shot:

http://imgur.com/oTdqT

[–]deadpxl -1 points0 points ago

Why the hell are the traffic lights sideways? They are supposed to be vertical for a reason. That bothers me so much.

[–]trifiniti 0 points1 point ago

In Texas you only see vertical ones on the side of the intersection you start on. The opposite side is always horizontal

[–]deadpxl -1 points0 points ago

Ugh, that is so frustrating. Like having a round stop sign.

[–]twothousand14 0 points1 point ago

because hurricanes. We can't have those vertical traffic lights flying all over the place in the wind.

[–]EloisePryor 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea what triffiniti is talking about, but I have heard that areas prone to hurricanes have horizontal lights. I don't know if that's true or not.

[–]kjBALLAR 0 points1 point ago

We are the Aggies... The Aggies are we...

[–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

Losers. Princess is the best for handling. She'll beat all them to the finish. Fucking blue shell.

[–]DougPatterson -1 points0 points ago

WHOOP!!!

[–]whatthefuckguys 0 points1 point ago

A-WHOOP

[–]SpecialDelivery_ 0 points1 point ago

I love C-stat!

[–]brandondberger 0 points1 point ago

I WAS THERE!

[–]HUMOROUSGOAT 0 points1 point ago

sweet! heres a pic of my ruckus http://i.imgur.com/J5JgD.jpg

[–]trifiniti 0 points1 point ago

Hey man hit us up on fb. Our group is called Slowered and we ride every monday

[–]iSparklez 0 points1 point ago

I saw these guys last night, gotta love being an Aggie!

[–]bri-bird 1 point2 points ago

Go Ags!!! (Class of 14!)

[–]eoshreds 0 points1 point ago

Nice! Saw you guys last night.

[–]St3vil[!] 0 points1 point ago

Gig 'em!

[–]natty32793 0 points1 point ago

this is so cute

[–]jcrabb13 0 points1 point ago

Scooters aren't cute, they're manly

[–]adg06 1 point2 points ago

Isn't that by red mango. I haven't been there since I moved last year from CS.

[–]JiggsNibbly 5 points6 points ago

That's actually directly north of campus, by Daisy Dukes.

[–]cawthonb 1 point2 points ago

Looks like they're coming off of campus onto University.

[–]rangemaster 0 points1 point ago

They are across the street from campus onto university. The new superdorm where Moore and Crocker used to be.

[–]cawthonb 0 points1 point ago

Ohhh right! I went to Northside for the first time since my Freshman year and not having those dorms and Houston street now for bikes only confused the hell outta me.

[–]rangemaster 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I graduated in '10 and was in town for the LSU game this year and I was surprised to see the dorm I spent my freshman year in was gone.

[–]klmoncada 2 points3 points ago

I saw them trolling around Holleman earlier. This is right off Northgate, isn't it?

[–]chameleondragon 0 points1 point ago

i love this town

[–]nma07 1 point2 points ago

Northgate whoop.

[–]algervasi 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted only because I'm an Aggie, and Aggies are as true to each other as Aggies can be. Even on reddit. Also, Mario kart is the only video game I could ever win at, so double whoop!

[–]stevo97 0 points1 point ago

Something on reddit is in College Station...... WHOOP!! my life is complete.

[–]bigmeech -5 points-4 points ago

another mario kart group

how original

[–]mishugashu -3 points-2 points ago

TIL not all Aggies are ignorant rednecks.

[–]primapavlova -1 points0 points ago

WHOOP! This is epic.

[–]Smokratez -2 points-1 points ago

People on bikes without helmets. How did this get upvoted?

[–]myeverymovment -2 points-1 points ago

I've been there, aggies dress like this all the time.

for the uninitiated, aggies are to tejas what the polish are to everywhere else

[–]mysteries_of_magnets 0 points1 point ago

Gig em Aggies!

[–]southcmft -4 points-3 points ago

Gig 'em Aggies. Brings back all the Aggie jokes that we used to tell.

[–]chriscucumber -3 points-2 points ago

college station is so cool...NOT....that's why all those aggs come to austin for halloween

[–]jcrabb13 0 points1 point ago

Sips are buttsore

[–]duhPheg -3 points-2 points ago

COLLEGE STATION SUUUUUUCK GO UT