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The little Edward! (imgur.com)

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[–]soundsof 49 points50 points ago

I'm intrigued as to how you got a child-size, leather jumpsuit.

[–]Frankeh 27 points28 points ago

Got it from the auction of Jimmy Savilles estate.

[–]Dooey123 9 points10 points ago

Now then, now then...

[–]TheOldOak 0 points1 point ago

I mean, he made made a kid a suitcase, so why not?

[–]Shyr 9 points10 points ago

Can't just enjoy the costume like everyone else, can you...

[–]Mannex 4 points5 points ago

I think they cut up a bunch of hot topic belts and made it

[–]jwjenay 28 points29 points ago

This is too precious. I'm 90% sure I don't want to have kids and then I see stuff like this and my biological clock becomes a time bomb.

[–]scuzzytoast 10 points11 points ago

I don't want kids, but seeing stuff like this makes me want to borrow other people's children.

In a few years I'll hopefully have lots of nieces and nephews that I can have on occasional weekends, spoil them rotten, and then send them back to their parents to deal with the aftermath.

[–]YouKnoWudditiz 1 point2 points ago

I used to do this shit with my relatives' kids,

Seems fun at first but it really only cemented the fact that I do not want children.

[–]scuzzytoast 0 points1 point ago

Certainly better to establish that with loaner kids than to figure it out later with ones you're stuck with.

[–]nostalgiajunki3 2 points3 points ago

ugh same here O.O

[–]SamEdge 1 point2 points ago

When that happens to me I just go to /r/childfree and all is right in the world again.

[–]Username777 18 points19 points ago

Edward Safety-Scissor Hands

[–]uptwolait 4 points5 points ago

In case he runs with those.

[–]ceiling_goat 138 points139 points ago

As much as the costume is well done, I can't help but think the child doesn't know what the fuck he's dressed up as.

[–]wintercast 12 points13 points ago

my thought too. i see so many kids that appear to be dressed up as something their parents find cool. Is that why people have kids?

it is a good costume though.

[–]jake61341 13 points14 points ago

Is there a better reason to have kids?

[–]TaranulaToxxic 0 points1 point ago

I had someone dress their daughter up as Liza Minelli. Little girl had no idea who she was.

[–]DankBeard 0 points1 point ago

Yes, that's exactly why people have kids.

[–]MrSamster911 -2 points-1 points ago

bullshit, who hasn't seen edward scissorhands? i went one year and kids knew who i was (i'm 13 btw)

[–]wintercast 3 points4 points ago

still a slight difference between 13 and 3. ok i dont really know how old OP's kid was. But anyway.. I know i actually wanted to dress my nephew as Thor. he has no clue who thor is and does not even really seem to care. The kid is 8.

[–]MrSamster911 0 points1 point ago

guess it depends on the parents

[–]SirNeptune 0 points1 point ago

23 here. Never seen the movie.

[–]SmellyGoateeGuy 47 points48 points ago

He could, you know, have seen the movie. Just a thought, just a thought.

[–]Ares550 22 points23 points ago

Are you implying a Redditor could have possibly dressed their kid up as something they didnt want to be, for UPVOTES? SHOCKING.

[–]ryzzie 2 points3 points ago

Honestly there is a short period of time when some kids aren't really passionate about what they want to "be" for halloween. It takes them a while to get that sense of "no I want this, not what you want"

[–]oneIozz 41 points42 points ago

My wife and I agree this is the best child's costume we've seen in a long time. His expression is fantastic as well!

[–]LegendofEva 17 points18 points ago

Although it totally fits the character, I can't help but see, "I wanted to be Ironman, mommy"

[–]sleepinwityamomz 1 point2 points ago

My wife and I agree this is the best child's costume we've seen in a long time. His expression is fantastic as well!

I agree, I disagree with a post I read earlier..he's got the exact expression of johnny depp.. he has to know who he's dressed as

[–]fattywinnarz 63 points64 points ago

I'm sure the kid wanted nothing more than to be Edward Scissorhands.

[–]kaleaf 8 points9 points ago

my thoughts

[–]scotchirish 0 points1 point ago

He was probably only disappointed that they weren't real knives

[–]keith86199 9 points10 points ago

AWESOME

[–]Gepettolufkin 9 points10 points ago

Edward butter knife hands!

He looks awesome

[–]MistaWigglez 47 points48 points ago

One of the best yet!

EDIT: The Best One!

[–]Nixon51[S] 7 points8 points ago

Thanks!

[–]MasterFunk 11 points12 points ago

you're gonna poke your eye out kid

[–]Dsquared10 6 points7 points ago

Incredible rendition! Does he also do haircuts?

[–]grindyourgears 8 points9 points ago

Butter-knife haircut. Tell me how that one goes.

[–]tormentosarosa 5 points6 points ago

"Drop your weapons!"

[–]Iced_TeaFTW 5 points6 points ago

Fantastic make up job, kudos to you, I love it!!

[–]chzchbo 5 points6 points ago

Please tell me at least this kid got to watch the movies?

[–]aaronaqua1 7 points8 points ago

That kid has no idea who he is.

[–]jamesmhall 3 points4 points ago

He's Batman!

[–]Cus_Im_A_Timelord 4 points5 points ago

This is awesome and adorable. Best costume of the year.

[–]strobyro 4 points5 points ago

this is the best one on reddit!

[–]nmobayed 4 points5 points ago

His pout!

[–]fnork 12 points13 points ago

Extra ponts for dressing up your kid as something he absolutely can not relate to.

[–]TimeToWander 4 points5 points ago

When I was a kid I didn't dress up as a particular character from anything, I just wanted to dress as something 'scary'. Maybe that's what op's kid wanted to do too..

[–]twokidsinamansuit 5 points6 points ago

I watched plenty of older movies when I was a kid. I really liked them too. Movies don't just belong to one generation.

[–]JustAnOod 3 points4 points ago

WOW.

[–]phatrhymer 3 points4 points ago

best yet!! good job!

[–]princess__consuela 3 points4 points ago

Haters gonna hate.. Whether or not the kid knows who he is dressed up as he looks absolutely adorable and for sure enjoyed the costume so well done!

[–]tigerpoptart 2 points3 points ago

to cute! NOM NOM NOM

[–]RandomWeirdShit 2 points3 points ago

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen!!!

[–]PirateJesus 2 points3 points ago

Goes to grab candy, cuts it to shreds—hence look of disappointment.

[–]VonBrewskie 2 points3 points ago

I can't believe how great his facial expression is. Did you guys work on that or something? It's perfect. Looks just like him.

[–]zeeboguy 1 point2 points ago

Omg I think I gave candy to this kid!!!! OP, are u in Lake Havasu City?

[–]LukeD1uk 1 point2 points ago

Amazing! :D Best costume iv seen this year!

[–]naughtynurses2 0 points1 point ago

how does he hold his candy?

[–]HbTLOVE 1 point2 points ago

BEAUTIFUL!

[–]ManNomad 1 point2 points ago

so cool!

[–]Fitzy8871 1 point2 points ago

that lucky kid!

[–]louis282 1 point2 points ago

Took me a while to realize the plastic knives lol

[–]losthighway12 0 points1 point ago

Nailed it. This guy is going to get a lot of pussy in college.

[–]nostalgiajunki3 1 point2 points ago

Best. Costume. Ever.

[–]stuart031 0 points1 point ago

Knife hands

[–]sickoldman123 0 points1 point ago

It's an awesome costume... But why does that weird bondage outfit come in a kid's size?

[–]Mechanikore 1 point2 points ago

"The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret."

[–]megaman368 1 point2 points ago

Instructables

[–]lukeman3000 0 points1 point ago

I never saw that movie, and thus, I don't have a single clue what it's all about. Is Edward Scissorhands like the OG emo or something?

[–]Mannex 0 points1 point ago

yeah man, tim burton.

there weren't even emo's back then, only punks and goths. then they got goth kids to have girl hair and wear girl clothes, and now we have emo

[–]satanclauz 1 point2 points ago

I once saw a motivational poster that said emo is just goth for pussies

[–]criminolelawyer 1 point2 points ago

I swear I saw this exact picture on here a long time ago. It was one of the first times I witnessed an argument on reddit about "whoring" your kid for karma. I think the guys wife was a professional make up artist.

[–]multiashes101 0 points1 point ago

it took me awhile before i realized the blades were butterknifes

[–]gabrielpena 1 point2 points ago

This is beyond awesome!

[–]lilbootz 1 point2 points ago

Ah! Best costume yet

[–]multiashes101 0 points1 point ago

well where are you from then?Mr. My-Country-Is-Better-Than-Yours. Halloween happens to be a great holiday, it just gets annoying on reddit.

[–]Cshock84 0 points1 point ago

My cousin was Edward scissor hands too.

[–]310jewel 0 points1 point ago

Great job!

[–]mecucamonga 0 points1 point ago

OMG He is too cute. You guys did an awesome job getting him to look just like Edward. This was a great custom ... after all, folks, this is HALLOWEEN. Super job. :-)

[–]superdarkness 0 points1 point ago

As much as I admire the costume, I can't help but be disturbed that bondage wear comes in that size.

[–]redweasel 0 points1 point ago

Edward PlasticSilverwareHands! ROFLMAO

[–]MisterReporter 0 points1 point ago

Edward Plasticknives, please.

[–]hurdur1 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Arya Stark.

[–]Diabetesh 0 points1 point ago

Why does someone make toddler sized bondage stuff?

[–]BlackManFromKapsan 0 points1 point ago

What Halloween on Reddit has taught me is that children have no access to films released before the day they were born. If they're wearing a costume from before their time, their parents forced them into it under protest.

[–]gearhead454 0 points1 point ago

Best costume of this years' post. One up.

[–]ImCrackers 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD!!! How cute aww makes me go all high pitched! :D squeee

[–]Eab123 0 points1 point ago

Plastic knives. That's a nice touch.

[–]thumbthumb 0 points1 point ago

I'm afraid to ask where you can buy leather outfits that small.

[–]Eaudemoose 0 points1 point ago

Exquisitely well done costume and makeup. Kudos!

[–]safetyguaranteed 0 points1 point ago

TIL: Johnny Depp does not age.

[–]c-lion815 0 points1 point ago

This is the most awesome child costume I've ever seen!

[–]deadlybydsgn -1 points0 points ago

Thank goodness he's not the sparkling variety.

[–]halfhartedgrammarguy 0 points1 point ago

This is the WORST Halloween costume. How the hell is he going to hold his bag of candy?

[–]Duke5567 0 points1 point ago

That is adorable.

[–]70melbatoast 0 points1 point ago

One of the best I've ever seen. Cute kid!

[–]kornflakesxd 0 points1 point ago

... A-Arya?!

[–]The_Wise_Guy 0 points1 point ago

Damn plasticware wont cut shit.

[–]lizard2011 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome

[–]Stumblin_McBumblin 0 points1 point ago

"Thanks mom and dad! I have no idea what I am, but you seem to like it. And, uhh, now... how am I supposed to hold my bag, and how am I supposed to select the candy I want out of people's bowls?"

[–]Mrslacker 0 points1 point ago

He even nailed the facial expression

[–]icefer3 -1 points0 points ago

Fixed

[–]sofieca2tx 0 points1 point ago

This is the cutest costume I have ever seen.

[–]cptsteve21 0 points1 point ago

You son of a bitch, the plastic knives (and all of it really) made me aww.

Upvote for you.

[–]JeremyKylesLovechild 0 points1 point ago

Awww, so cuuute

[–]Manaka143 0 points1 point ago

Best Costume i have seen so far!

[–]Funnyvidsbro2 0 points1 point ago

Why doesnt he sparkle?

[–]noggin_potato 0 points1 point ago

aww how incredibly cute!

[–]jencpollard 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE AWESOME MALEA!! Love it!!!!

[–]The_Proper_Sir 0 points1 point ago

i was watching that movie earlier.

[–]whetnip -1 points0 points ago

Does anyone else find this at least slightly exploitative?

[–]Kazmarov -1 points0 points ago

My brother-in-law was Edward in 2005. He shaved off his eyebrows to look the part.

Imgur

[–]Frankeh 1 point2 points ago

'Mummy, what is this costume?'

[–]buckybone 0 points1 point ago

Thank god, it isn't that Edward.

[–]cumwhisperer 0 points1 point ago

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET?!

[–]InvariantD[!] 0 points1 point ago

As everyone else in here seems to be saying... best costume! Gunna show this to my brother! We loved this movie!

[–]bighelper 0 points1 point ago

Holy balls! That is a great costume. Someone did a good job.

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