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[–]rasputine 47 points48 points ago

Video memory corruption causes this. It could also cause windows to crash / bluescreen, which is probably why you'd be seeing this screen.

Replace your graphics card.

[–]thelessineeded 13 points14 points ago

If the graphics are integrated, run memtest86+ to find which stick of system RAM has gone bad. It may just need reseating.

[–]selfish_king 7 points8 points ago

This happened to me once when the RAM stick wasn't put into the slot properly, just had to push it all the way in to fix

[–]IPickOnYou 9 points10 points ago

That's what SHE said!

kaPOW!

[–]AzzyDee 6 points7 points ago

Oh-ho...!!! Is funny because woman want penis to push all the way in like Ram stick! ohhhh!!

EDIT: English not so good...

[–]Bladelink 6 points7 points ago

ahhh...(rubs temples) yeah

[–]schoocher 1 point2 points ago

I doubled the RAM in your gf.

[–]cheezit_the_feds 0 points1 point ago

ITT: nerds.

I should know, we can smell our own.

[–]khat1 13 points14 points ago

I thought it was just in Welsh

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 33 points34 points ago

Please, this isn't OP's computer.

[–]GIGATOASTER[S] 1 point2 points ago

No, this pic isn't my computer, but this has happened to me in the past. I saw this pic and reminded me of this happening.

[–]chaldea 8 points9 points ago

WRONG ANSWER

[–]GIGATOASTER[S] 11 points12 points ago

[–]MechaWizard 5 points6 points ago

because we only accept first hand experiences in this sub.

oh wait

[–]karlomac 0 points1 point ago

NGR..please!

[–]flamingboard 0 points1 point ago

Could be overheating from all the cat hair in the GPU fan.

[–]Kristsilvershade -2 points-1 points ago

Or try to re-seat the ram. Jiggling the ram on old computer's is what my buddies and I do to get this effect for haunted-house displays.

[–]ToastNYC 8 points9 points ago

worst. haunted house. ever.

[–]flamingboard 2 points3 points ago

This computer is HAUNTED! Run away!

[–]Kristsilvershade -2 points-1 points ago

Oh? And why's that?

[–]TheUnluckySock 10 points11 points ago

And then, they turned on the computer in the house, and THE LETTERS WERE A LITTLE MIXED UP!

[–]Kristsilvershade 2 points3 points ago

Lol. The monitors were for background props in a mad scientist's lair.

[–]masterchiefr75 1 point2 points ago

Or you could just open a Linux machine outside the gui and view some source files in vi.

[–]nomenMei 0 points1 point ago

Almost cringed as hard as when I heard this. I commend you sir.

[–]crookedview 13 points14 points ago

I see your scrambled text, and raise you mine: http://imgur.com/GKoyi

All because of a dying videocard.

[–]cr3ative 9 points10 points ago

This reads well with Scooby Doo voice.

[–]BlindsKr 3 points4 points ago

Read that as "rape mode" at first

[–]murphy11211 5 points6 points ago

This is clearly welsh localized.

[–]Ieuan1996 1 point2 points ago

Nahh, not enough L's.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

Or Y's.

[–]TheJack38 0 points1 point ago

or any other letter.

[–]zerophewl 9 points10 points ago

Go home Windows, you're drunk

[–]OriginalityPolice 36 points37 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Yes, Please Start Wandows Ngrmadly 408coms 1326pts 6mos funny
Start Wandows Ngrmadly... [pic] 354coms 872pts 1yr pics
Now, can somebody tell me what the HELL would cause this? 25coms 128pts 3mos funny
Looks perfectly ngrmad to me 27coms 558pts 7mos funny

source: karmadecay


Also, /r/Stahp.

[–]jaymill 13 points14 points ago

guys, guys guess what? This has been on the internet before... I KNOW?!?! Right? Guys?

[–]flamingboard 7 points8 points ago

Guys guys I'm going to put wings on my back legs.

[–]niggadicka 0 points1 point ago

Well it does make sense since your thighs usually tend to have more muscles than your arms.

[–]StickySnacks 0 points1 point ago

things on the internet should have an auto-destruct sequence that happens after too much reposting. Then OC will have to be created to entertain us

[–]FrostyCoolSlug -1 points0 points ago

This always seems to get lots of upvotes.. ADDED TO MY STASH OF STUFF TO REPOST AT A LATER DATE. Thanks OriginalityPolice! :D

[–]OriginalityPolice 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]netraven5000 14 points15 points ago

I don't know how it happened, but you just shared a link to a Wikipedia search bar.

[–]Apppledash 3 points4 points ago

Virus = very yes.

[–]homestar440 2 points3 points ago

Clearly, his superbox needs words

[–]djakri 1 point2 points ago

Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar!

[–]K1LL3RM0NG0 0 points1 point ago

that.....that is not a small number! that is a big number!

[–]ScottFromCanada 1 point2 points ago

Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.

[–]DrHair 6 points7 points ago

Nigger madly. You can downvote that, but that's how I read it.

[–]kmck96 2 points3 points ago

I dgn't sde a prabljm...

[–]fadedspark 1 point2 points ago

Oh, hey, a geek squad uniform.

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

It's the Windows version of cartridge tilting!

[–]Xzillerationer 1 point2 points ago

[–]thefigpucker 0 points1 point ago

fwindows

[–]flamingboard 1 point2 points ago

Kryten, did you clean the navicom?

[–]hayzee605 0 points1 point ago

I read this in my head as start windows nigger madly...

[–]my_ocd_is_killing_me 0 points1 point ago

Nice tie in a withe shirt :)

[–]Lunux 0 points1 point ago

Dolan's computer

[–]GIGATOASTER[S] 0 points1 point ago

gooby...plz...

[–]gregariousbarbarian 0 points1 point ago

ERMGHRD, WRNDOWS NRNTY FRV!

[–]bry_chan 0 points1 point ago

I lerked Mahlernyum Edershurn Burtter.

[–]KountChocula 0 points1 point ago

Damnit I pressed enter to Start Wandows Ngrmadly when I read this.

[–]alexhappens 0 points1 point ago

Windows, you're drunk. Go home.

[–]hckyplyr606 0 points1 point ago

I believe that the best option would be to start in "Safe Mode Wath Fetwgrkifg".

[–]formington 0 points1 point ago

Ermagerd!! Wandows!

[–]brewtalizer 0 points1 point ago

Ermagerd Werders!

[–]BigCaT31 0 points1 point ago

Did I miss the post explaining the use of stahp? Don't really see the humor behind misspelling a simple word...

[–]cevs 2 points3 points ago

go home windows, you're drunk.

[–]cordialcack -1 points0 points ago

This screen doesn't happen. There, I ruined it, flame me.

[–]rrnate 0 points1 point ago

ERMERGERD WINDERS

[–]daveox 0 points1 point ago

Dolan... is in the PC!!!

[–]pornovision00 -1 points0 points ago

Stop it Windows! You're drunk!

[–]stasechatus 1 point2 points ago

Wandows pls

[–]Time2Nuke 1 point2 points ago

I want to run my wandows with fetwgfrkifg...seems legit.

[–]readyno -4 points-3 points ago

Erh Meh Gerd Wandows!

[–]_Lizzlepop 0 points1 point ago

ngrmdly?

rly.

[–]tevert 1 point2 points ago

Go home windows, you are drunk.

[–]9bowlsofsoup -3 points-2 points ago

In Windows you need to press Start to stahp. At least until Windows 8.