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[–]timstm 180 points181 points ago

Boobs, Check. Cats, Check. Posting in the wrong subreddit and still getting karma, check. Yup, youre clear for take off.

[–]TigerWylde 52 points53 points ago

nope has to be reposted 3 or 4 times first.

[–]videogameexpert 3 points4 points ago

But if he fixed it, where's Neil deGrasse Tyson

[–]timstm 14 points15 points ago

Then she would break this boring 240 upvotes karma, and make it to 2400. Reposts is key.

[–]TigerWylde 5 points6 points ago

onward to the reposting then, let's get it done.

[–]boscoist 0 points1 point ago

and signed off in triplicate

[–]lundbecs 11 points12 points ago

Ahhhhhh. You have to post in the wrong subreddit.

That explains why /r/BRAww hasn't taken off.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 11 points12 points ago

It hasn't taken off because that's the sound of a sheep being raped.

[–]SchroedingersHat 2 points3 points ago

As a New Zealander, I respectfully disagree.

[–]timstm 0 points1 point ago

0_0

[–]tmotom 0 points1 point ago

o-o

[–]KeyDeMexico 1 point2 points ago

I love the whole idea of this. Not so big on the kitties, but the fact i'm not seeing nipple in every post keeps me interested... Until i read all 7 posts.

[–]333kyary 2 points3 points ago

Repeat the same joke over and over and pretend you figured it out by yourself, check.

[–]stephencrane 2 points3 points ago

Uhhhh.. check?

[–]chris43734 -1 points0 points ago

*you're

[–]timstm 1 point2 points ago

make like a tree and get out of here

[–]JabberJauw 32 points33 points ago

Reposts, tits, and cats. I think you got it

[–]cans-please 36 points37 points ago

Close. Now drop them off the top of a tall building, take the really fast elevator down to the ground and see if you can catch them.

[–]Dilly_Mac 13 points14 points ago

Time to see who is really paying attention

[–]Nightfalls 19 points20 points ago

My God, does the fact that I got this mean I'm addicted?

[–]cans-please 7 points8 points ago

You look a little twitchy. Better have an upvote. Maintain...

[–]fraudisokay 8 points9 points ago

Hey man, don't be an enabler.

[–]Nightfalls 3 points4 points ago

Aw man, awesome. Someone post kittens! I need 'em. NOW.

[–]timstm 1 point2 points ago

No, it means you were on earlier today. If you had to make a shitty long walk back to the embassy though, then youre addicted.

[–]silent66 -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say the same!!!

[–]Unqualified_Opinion 0 points1 point ago

But only if you can do it with a scottish accent or a welsh ass, please.

[–]cwdearmon 0 points1 point ago

I've had too much internet tonight. I got that reference.

[–]crazyguns 2 points3 points ago

I don't get it :( link please...?

[–]cwdearmon 2 points3 points ago

I can't remember the name of the post. I don't even remember the name of the building, but I feel like it was well known. At any rate, the elevator in this really tall building moves so fast you can drop a cat from the top and catch it at the bottom.

edit: spelling

[–]shb117 0 points1 point ago

It was to do with the elevators on Burj Khalifa.

[–]kikenazz 2 points3 points ago

Catch them in cleavage for maximum karma

[–]Taelryn 7 points8 points ago

This is not you.

[–]zim711 10 points11 points ago

Kitties and titties

[–]Thexthy 3 points4 points ago

Wait, there were cats in that photo?

[–]TheUltimatePoet 2 points3 points ago

Excellent! I look forward to seeing your anus on r/gonewild!

[–]hungovercaveman 2 points3 points ago

Your choice of words is...poetic.

[–]I_am_not_angry 1 point2 points ago

Close enough for me!

[–]Mobster96 1 point2 points ago

So, this is the comment that someone says... Moar

[–]mick4state 3 points4 points ago

Next step: Post during US business hours. More people are online then.

[–]Dpar6355 2 points3 points ago

You forgot the bacon.

[–]zoradaexplora 1 point2 points ago

you forgot the bacon..

[–]deathkidney 2 points3 points ago

I think you have, but then I think reddit has you figured out too

[–]Akardos 2 points3 points ago

This...

This is cheating...

[–]Wyguyw 1 point2 points ago

Yep. That pretty much sums it up.

[–]nhjuyt 1 point2 points ago

GIS for cats and racks

[–]Uranus_Hz 0 points1 point ago

Reddit: Home of the Original Kitten Titties

[–]notsonerdy 1 point2 points ago

im conflicted

[–]tenshi39 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that's what people mean when they say they like "sweater puppies"...

[–]cappnplanet 1 point2 points ago

Not enough pussy.

[–]acpound93 1 point2 points ago

Yeah you pretty much nailed it.

[–]gratchu 1 point2 points ago

clears throat mutters something about NSFW, presents website: http://kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/

[–]rocinantevi -1 points0 points ago

I really can't like this enough. This defines my personhood.

[–]ferretxx 1 point2 points ago

The little kittens dressed up as a bra for Haloween

[–]RageFace_Bacon 0 points1 point ago

DAT pussy

[–]SOwED -1 points0 points ago

[–]dicten 0 points1 point ago

Can I pet your kittens?

[–]Number_Last 1 point2 points ago

Kitty titties!

[–]tombeverley 0 points1 point ago

Ummm, needs more halloween costumes.

[–]praskit 0 points1 point ago

[–]GrzzlyAdms 1 point2 points ago

Nailed it

[–]MinjaSaurus 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I think you have the hang of it.... keep up the good work.

[–]Sharkinu 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun until they try to get out using their claws.

[–]FloppyPenguin 1 point2 points ago

Oh, you've figured it out all right

[–]suspencealot 1 point2 points ago

You win

[–]hello17 0 points1 point ago

Less titty more kitty!

[–]TuskedOdin -1 points0 points ago

I give you a 66.67%… which is roughly a D, so in college ur failing, would you like to know why? I SEE NO BACON IN THAT PICTURE!

[–]Kebunasi 1 point2 points ago

Nailed it.

[–]t3rneado 0 points1 point ago

What has two breasts and two pussy's?

[–]Bahamutisa 0 points1 point ago

I'd say, if nothing else, you're probably on the right track here.

[–]trolltamer5 0 points1 point ago

Needs more bacon!

[–]Xerazal 0 points1 point ago

Kitties and titties

[–]96363 1 point2 points ago

this reminds me of the Tumblr account "kitties and titties" if you use both these mediums check it out.

[–]Apexgun 1 point2 points ago

Tits & Pussy, pretty much what the internet is for.

[–]Pahvimakkara 1 point2 points ago

Shut up and take my upvote!

[–]markarse 0 points1 point ago

Reddit. Your doing it right.

[–]DISREPUTABLE 0 points1 point ago

Still needs more cats.

[–]MostlyUselessFacts 1 point2 points ago

Take all the upvotes!

[–]fastjeff 0 points1 point ago

Wait! I'm good at these.

Boobs

hmm...

Kittens and boobs...

Boobs are... made... by kittens! Of course!

[–]hur_hur_boobs 1 point2 points ago

OH SHIT, THE UPVOTES, THE UPVOTES ARE COMING. RUUUN!

[–]Napalmnewt 0 points1 point ago

Needs a more Clichéd title and you're perfect.

[–]hmatmotu 1 point2 points ago

kitties and titties? Upvote

[–]black_rayne 1 point2 points ago

dear god YES! :) lol

[–]RJTAtheist 1 point2 points ago

I would like to say, "Nailed It", but that's just wishful thinking.

[–]Snolidsteak 1 point2 points ago

'Reddit: It's the kitties titties!'

[–]Burgerkiin 0 points1 point ago

Did you feel weird when those cats got a boner?

[–]Adogan 1 point2 points ago

You're almost there. Try standing in between Richard Dawkins and Gabe Newell next time while holding a pizza box with a joke written on it.

[–]Muaddibisme 0 points1 point ago

This needs bacon.

[–]_Indeed 0 points1 point ago

It'd be better if she had cats for boobs.

[–]Whiskeypants17 0 points1 point ago

Needs bacon and some kind of other allusion/reference to a internets pop culture thing. Maybe grumpy cat.

[–]Ash29k 0 points1 point ago

moar..... BACON!!!

[–]getontheground 0 points1 point ago

This is a good test for.. http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/12fa4v/til_there_is_a_parasite_that_can_only_reproduce/

At some point or another in my life, I seem to have eaten cat shit. I stared at the kittens for a solid 2 seconds before even noticing the other goods.

[–]Le-Squirtle 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost, so yes sir you nailed it.

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Not sure if I've figured out reddit yet. 118coms 1071pts 15hrs funny
Show Me Your Kitties! 23coms 111pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Thatguy7777 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry. You did.

[–]snail-gorski 1 point2 points ago

INFINITE KARMA!

[–]Nblade 0 points1 point ago

Those are some nice boobs wait I mean cats shit

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[–]AwesomeAni 0 points1 point ago

Your karma you got from reposting...

[–]brian_o_coarse -1 points0 points ago

you look like a natural to me! though I'd know for sure if you let me squeeze them

[–]AwesomeAni 0 points1 point ago

That's not her.

[–]green072410 1 point2 points ago

Figured it out? Hell, if you can prove it's not a repost, and trade the blouse for a shirt made of bacon, I'd say you won reddit.

[–]schfiftyfi5e 0 points1 point ago

Yupp yupp yupp you sure have http://i.imgur.com/oZLa7.gif

[–]Kaostherie 0 points1 point ago

Nice puppies and kitties!

[–]sniffxerxes 0 points1 point ago

clearly you have not.

[–]homolupus 0 points1 point ago

You are pretty close. Boobies and kitties are good.

[–]bjbyrne 0 points1 point ago

That's four things I want to pet in one picture.

[–]jzknight27 0 points1 point ago

Everything appears to be in order. Welcome!

[–]Fizzwiggle -1 points0 points ago

Yay!! This is only the hundredth post I've seen today about Reddit liking cats and boobs!!! Who doesn't love seeing the same shit every single day. /sarcasmoff Seriously, who upvotes these?

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[–]Skyrixx -4 points-3 points ago

There are other subreddits for that. This post isn't even funny.

[–]Erra0 1 point2 points ago

You're bad at sarcasm.

[–]SilentUnicorn 3 points4 points ago

yes, yes you have.

[–]vicsera 0 points1 point ago

she should be wearing a sweater..haha

[–]Erosion010 1 point2 points ago

I had upvoted the picture and moved on before I even stopped to process what just happened.

[–]ReyTheRed 1 point2 points ago

What I'm giving you now is called an upvote. If you show your boobs, you get them because boobs are fantastic.

[–]Chamaeleon 0 points1 point ago

Waiting for /u/ChecksForGoneWild because I'm lazy.

[–]downvote_explain 0 points1 point ago

Desperate attempt for karma.

[–]OldCountryBuffet 1 point2 points ago

Oh. Reddit apparently has a lot of cat and boob posts. That theme certainly hasn't been played out to death. Ha ha. Good post.

Way to beat off a dead horse by pandering to the forced cat obsession.

[–]milesd37 0 points1 point ago

Yes, beat off the dead horse, it'll enjoy that

[–]RzK -2 points-1 points ago

You havent, go die now

[–]SilvioManuel 0 points1 point ago

I'M ENTIRELY SURE THAT YOU'RE SURE THAT YOU'VE FIGURED OUT REDDIT.

[–]Stephen-Stills 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes! The way she is covering her breast represents how people often just assume other redditors are men. The green shirt represents /r/trees. And the kitties represents kitties!

[–]DanVade -2 points-1 points ago

You won the Internet.

[–]king_dong_99 -1 points0 points ago

It always melts my heart to see kitties and puppies playing together.

[–]cmarshgonzo69 0 points1 point ago

i think you could find a nice home at /r/gonewild..cats, titties, and add some ass

[–]LILSQUISHY 0 points1 point ago

Just about sums it up...

[–]oldfurr 0 points1 point ago

You HAVE won at Reddit!

[–]BloosCorn 0 points1 point ago

Reddit sploosh!

[–]gintastic 0 points1 point ago

The student has become the master.

[–]Howard_the_Dolphin 0 points1 point ago

You sneaky bitch - well done!

[–]EverythingBurito -2 points-1 points ago

Probably not if you posted this to r/funny

[–]tacodeathfart -4 points-3 points ago

First cat pic I didn't downvote in my life, ever.

[–]t_penn -2 points-1 points ago

Not sure if i like the boobs or the pussy.