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[–]schillz33 45 points46 points ago

For most people the easiest way to fix this is booze.

[–]BICEPS 10 points11 points ago

Seriously I talk like a waterfall when drunk, it's embarassing.

[–]hellgrind666 2 points3 points ago

I would be more worried about being drunk enough that you think waterfalls can talk.

[–]jevmorgan 3 points4 points ago

For most people, the captions should be reversed.

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[–]uphillteddy 13 points14 points ago

that just makes this worse...

[–]I_am_THE_GRAPIST 0 points1 point ago

I just lay on the couch and die.

[–]turtlesnshit1 0 points1 point ago

I literally get scared of people on weed, so no

[–]LuridTeaParty 23 points24 points ago

[–]Ramsurrun 0 points1 point ago

Seems less narcissistic than the original post.

[–]iyouhesheitweyouthey 121 points122 points ago

Except for those who do the opposite. Avoid them.

[–]lovehate615 61 points62 points ago

The thing is, as a quiet person, I prefer to hang out with someone who talks a fair bit more than I do. Nothing is more awkward than standing around in silence with someone because you both don't talk very much. I like listening though, you learn a lot more that way, and it impresses people when you remember small details about them.

[–]Napoleon_Borntoparty 17 points18 points ago

Like their PIN

[–]k310 3 points4 points ago

8008

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda.

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I remember small details about people, they say its creepy

[–]lovehate615 0 points1 point ago

Some key factors in it not being creepy come from being female, the nature of your relationship with someone, and the presentation and timing of your display of knowledge.

[–]franktinsley 14 points15 points ago

I have a friend like that. I don't avoid him. He's a good guy. He just doesn't seem to ever find a way to think and then talk. He always talks and talks and then thinks and then says what he meant to say.

[–]SaintBullshiticus 4 points5 points ago

Speak much; Think little.

It is my way.

[–]toasty_muffins 3 points4 points ago

[–]joealarson 0 points1 point ago

I do the opposite... oh.

[–]CheezIts_YAY 26 points27 points ago

Not really, my mind is just empty all the time, and when there IS something in it, it's either garbage or shit everyone already knows.

[–]Herlt 7 points8 points ago

Have you considered having personally relevant thoughts?

[–]CheezIts_YAY 23 points24 points ago

wut

[–]griter34 2 points3 points ago

Read? It stimulates creativity and thought you know.

[–]CheezIts_YAY 0 points1 point ago

Oh.

[–]evanthebrown 8 points9 points ago

if anybody can say whats in that thought bubble id be impressed

[–]jsmayne 33 points34 points ago

Bill Cosby

[–]ewqqweewqqwe 7 points8 points ago

Well color me impressed lad, you did it.

[–]jsmayne 4 points5 points ago

To be fair, your name would work too.

[–]kingeryck 0 points1 point ago

Ozzy

[–]ninetyninepointnine 7 points8 points ago

I have pretty much never not had this problem. Thoughts are much quicker than words, and there is some crazy disconnect between my brain and my mouth. I have been told I'm very smart but I'm also always told 'I can't hear anything you're saying' because I'm quiet as well. Pretty much worst combination ever. I have no friends.. I'm surprised I can keep a job.

[–]12_21_12 2 points3 points ago

Lets be best friend! We could stare at each other not talking for hours and maybe after a while we will develop some telepatic ability. We wont need to talk ever again!
luckly i work in a small office by myself at night, so i dont have to talk with people and i can just not work (i.e. browse reddit) all night!

[–]kt00na 2 points3 points ago

This is one of the reasons I much prefer talking to people on the internet over talking to them in real life. I feel like I can put thought into words faster with a keyboard than I can with my mouth.

[–]XDHawkster 1 point2 points ago

Ditto, I'm so quiet at school but I find my personality on words so much easier to convey over the internet.

[–]XDHawkster 1 point2 points ago

This is me, I always get shit for mumbling when I don't think I am, and my mind is so active when I'm on my own, but I can't think of what to say around people.

[–]epraider 6 points7 points ago

I've had people tell me they thought I was a deep and brooding man, or a cold and calculating killer. I'm fine with being known as either.

[–]Morphine_Jesus 3 points4 points ago

This, so many times. Apparently people not being able to gauge you because you are more reserved or stoic equates to instant serial killer plotting the death of everyone in the room. I seriously wonder how some of those other minds work.

[–]cuddlyogre 3 points4 points ago

It is always good to have a plan though...

[–]oogmar 0 points1 point ago

Female. Comfortable being chatty, but usually pretty quiet in crowds.

People just assume I'm pissed off.

I ain't even mad.

[–]Tadeca 3 points4 points ago

, but it's just my opinion.

[–]sutniotibahmansiuqsu 3 points4 points ago

Never shine through in what I've shown...

[–]monster01020 2 points3 points ago

Never free, never me, and I dub the unforgiven.

[–]Xeonit 1 point2 points ago

Woo-uh-ooh.

[–]winterd 3 points4 points ago

I can't find the funny in this picture.

[–]NoWrryz 2 points3 points ago

That's with me and drawing

[–]DarkStar5758 3 points4 points ago

This what I imagine, this is what I can draw.

[–]Blocktd 2 points3 points ago

My friends pranked me by drawing a penis on my computer screen. Guess where it ended up on that picture...

[–]Snackulator 2 points3 points ago

someone needs to let this guy know he's still using thought bubbles when he tries to talk! Problem solved.

[–]foreverk 5 points6 points ago

And this is funny how...?

[–]Elwood_ 5 points6 points ago

Where do reposts come from?
This image is on a continual loop.

[–]interplanetjanet 12 points13 points ago

I read reddit a LOT, and I've never seen it. If it bothers you, just downvote and move on.

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 3 points4 points ago

POIGNANT, BUT NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU COCKDICK

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[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 11 points12 points ago

I said COCKDICK not cockdicktator

[–]sereneMelody 1 point2 points ago

Nah. I think with words and coherent images.

[–]dahraziel 1 point2 points ago

Story of my life. :(

[–]Mezecs 0 points1 point ago

3deep5you

[–]DudeMassage 1 point2 points ago

Has anyone ever read a good book on this subject? I guess it would be "how humans translate thought into speech".

I'm googling and will report findings....

EDIT: Best I could find was a pretty extensive book on how the mind developed/functions on a mechanical level:

How The Mind Works: http://www.amazon.com/How-Mind-Works-Steven-Pinker/dp/0393334775/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1351759793&sr=8-1&keywords=how+the+mind+works

[–]maggitt147 0 points1 point ago

This is me everyday.

[–]manniac 1 point2 points ago

If one thinks that much and says so little, probably does nothing

[–]HornyYogaMaster 1 point2 points ago

Wow I can relate to this so it's obviously funny.

[–]BleepOxygen 1 point2 points ago

Who the fuck thinks in paisley?

[–]drocks27 0 points1 point ago

and it drives my wife nuts!

[–]v1kingfan 1 point2 points ago

This happens when I'm high.

[–]zmaster 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel man.

[–]SCARfaceRUSH 1 point2 points ago

except for the fact, that most of the people really don't want to know all of that...they just want YOU to listen to THEM.

[–]noddwyd 1 point2 points ago

Exactly true. People just want you to listen, and occasionally repeat what they said in a different voice or nodd your head and agree. Fuck them.

[–]SCARfaceRUSH 2 points3 points ago

yeah, friendships form when people don't get tired of listening to each other - not when people don't getting tired of talking to each other)

[–]Kerai -2 points-1 points ago

Were you born yesterday? Most people do the complete opposite of that. Reddit is no exception.

[–]Morphine_Jesus 1 point2 points ago

Reddit actually has a fairly large population of introverts/people who act like the gif. I think reddit is the exception.

[–]qqNameuser 0 points1 point ago

This picture is downright awesome! doesn't belong in funny though.. mildy interesting maybe.

[–]ewqqweewqqwe 0 points1 point ago

Its a zentangle!

[–]lumanderthon 1 point2 points ago

some things are too complex to be put into words.

[–]noddwyd 0 points1 point ago

I'll still always try, though. Provided my audience is as insane as or more insane than I am.

[–]zelosdomingo 0 points1 point ago

Sigh.

[–]morganshen 0 points1 point ago

Is there a larger version? I think I might have a new background

[–]come_to_bury_caesar 0 points1 point ago

I don't do this, but I gave this post the only glorious upvote I can offer simply because this isn't Halloween outfit post. Thank you, OP. Thank you...

[–]krispwnsu 1 point2 points ago

That's because most of those things don't make sense without the proper context.

[–]SOwED -1 points0 points ago

God, this could be an x-post from /r/depression :/

[–]laughingalto 0 points1 point ago

With me it's the other way around sometimes.

[–]loudmouthman 0 points1 point ago

Given my username I am not sure I can say I have to some extent done this

[–]stillnoeyedeer 0 points1 point ago

This is really strange, back in my college days during lectures I'd often doodle randomly into the columns of my textbooks...

They look exactly like what's been drawn on the "What I Think" side of the picture.

Weird...

[–]skullybones 0 points1 point ago

I've been so depressed and filled with anxiety for the past 3 years that literally both sides are empty for me. I'm not a fun guy anymore lol

[–]cuddlyogre 0 points1 point ago

Driving in the car thinking about what you would do in case someone swerved into oncoming traffic, that idiot at work, those projects you have to do, some new game you're playing, the colors of the trees, that unusual noise in your engine, this girl that you somehow tricked into liking you, school, space, bugs, and a million other things. She asks, "What are you thinking about?" and all you can say is "Nothing much."

[–]trionisus 0 points1 point ago

That is how I feel everyday.

[–]TheOtherSideOfThings 0 points1 point ago

That's because you're using a thought bubble to try to talk.

[–]tzakrajs 0 points1 point ago

If I was scatterbrained like that, I wouldn't say anything either.

[–]ConspiracyCat 0 points1 point ago

I'd say the majority of people I know experience this.

Often, these people believe that they're the only one, or are in the minority.

Naturally, there's the possibility that of the people I happen to associate with, they all exhibit this trait. Regardless of how intelligent they are.

But it wakes me wonder if it's something of the human condition.

[–]Irishguy317 0 points1 point ago

For most, it seems the opposite.

[–]bladeforsythe 0 points1 point ago

How is this funny?

[–]LtButterBiscuit 0 points1 point ago

Well your problem is that you're trying to speak using a thought bubble.

[–]DancesWithDaleks 0 points1 point ago

I think the last time this was posted it was being used to explain what having ADHD is like.

[–]Avaisraging439 0 points1 point ago

I think the presidential debate was the opposite of this...

[–]Xalsius 0 points1 point ago

well if u're thinking that I wouldn't be surprised if u didn't talk much

[–]oldaccount 0 points1 point ago

I've always thought our biggest drawback is communication bandwidth. Verbal language is such a low bandwidth medium to communicate everything going on in my head.

[–]804R 0 points1 point ago

Why is this in /r/funny? I mean, is this facebook now?

[–]RBGForever 0 points1 point ago

Nah man, I don't think about weird shapes that much.

[–]redkaggins 0 points1 point ago

Yes, because you would be an annoying twat if everything that entered your mind fell out of your mouth.

[–]zmaster 1 point2 points ago

I've found I get into either of these mindsets:

  1. Observing every little detail and start over analysing the shit out of everything, having discussions with my self, doubting my self, thinking everything is too fucking complicated or has some hidden meaning. Result is me saying fuck all

  2. Observing every little detail, but using the knowledge to exceed at a task having no doubts, super confident, everything is simple...basically the exact opposite of #1. Result is me having confidence in what I'm saying

I much prefer #2 but #1 seems to be happening more often recently which is very annoying. Got high recently; last time it put me in state #2, but this time I wound up in state #1.

I tend to think of these negative thoughts as graffiti in my brain and that I'll eventually walk past them.

TL:DR : Yes OP, Yes I do

[–]4gnomen 0 points1 point ago

you mean draw doodles with those exact same line-swirl-dotty blob line components?

[–]HansUdermacher 0 points1 point ago

Thats because decent people don't blurt every thought that comes to mind and are respectful and thoughtful.

[–]Kingmoose789 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure I saw this in a LSD commercial.

[–]ThatguyJake 0 points1 point ago

I actually talk way too much

[–]LukeDude759 0 points1 point ago

I do that all the time!

[–]Mrmanu90 0 points1 point ago

That's my feeling as a German on reddit with average english knowledge...

[–]slartbarg 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHA SO FUNNY LOL

[–]seaandtea 0 points1 point ago

It is better than the other way around...those who think nothing and never stop talking...

[–]pudgeswift 0 points1 point ago

I do the opposite.

[–]the_new_talent 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person that draws stuff like this. Mine: http://i.imgur.com/9Cxuw.jpg

[–]TheJanks 0 points1 point ago

One of the books I read last month put it best. Words are actually such a problem, because something like an idea in your head is so surreal, so magical, and so amazing can be cheapened and devalued once put into words.

[–]bubim 0 points1 point ago

I created my own version of this, after the first time i saw the picture.

[–]Didub 1 point2 points ago

Hey, I made some art about this too! I like yours more, though. What I thought, what I planned to say, what I said.

[–]GovmentTookMaBaby 0 points1 point ago

As someone with OCD I haven't seen something more true as to how my life seems to go.

[–]thatguysammo 0 points1 point ago

Some people definitely do this more than others

[–]1trull2many 0 points1 point ago

This is my exact reason for my Internet addiction. On the Internet, and any form of written interpersonal interaction (written "social" interaction), I can research my topic and I can plan what I'll say, and people don't become impatient. In real life, people don't expect any real insights nor any long-winded, well-formulated arguments.

[–]SarcasticMC 0 points1 point ago

I laughed uproariously at this submission. Thanks a lot, keep posting quality stuff like this right here in /r/funny where you know you'll be appreciated by me, and the other kind users that inhabit this subreddit. Good day, sir.

[–]terrag0110 -4 points-3 points ago

yup, and that's why it was posted a few months ago

[–]Dilly_Mac 6 points7 points ago

I would just like to take this time to apologize for redditors everywhere. We are so sorry that you had to view this more than one time. We hope the loss of 2 seconds from your day didn't ruin it too horribly.

[–]hasstupidquestion 2 points3 points ago

it would probably be longer than 2 seconds as he went to the trouble to find and type the comment

[–]Dilly_Mac 0 points1 point ago

I was only apologizing for the two seconds that it would take to see the post, then move on to the next..he didn't have to comment on it, so I was not apologizing for the time spent doing so. That's all on him.

[–]oldfurr 0 points1 point ago

Nailed it!

[–]cynicalprick01 0 points1 point ago

how is this funny?

[–]Biornus -2 points-1 points ago

It's simply not true, people would like to believe this is true, to make them feel misunderstood and that they are more interesting than the impression they give.

[–]Vranak -2 points-1 points ago

Here's your first problem OP, you claim to speak for everyone when you're still working out your own issues. A little intellectual modesty would be nice.

[–]Acolyte666 -2 points-1 points ago

line squiggle dot dot line line line!

[–]FEED_ME_DOWNVOTE 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHNBA NSD:SFDOLLSLDOLSSOOLOLOLOLSOFLOLOLDOLOLOLOLORROFFLFLFOLFOFLFOFLFOLFOFLFOFFOTOROFDLFLFLL ]

This is so funny. I can't stop laughing.

OP, go suck a dick.

[–]iheartnickleback -3 points-2 points ago

Repost shit that's been on the internet for years?

You're probably not the only one who does it, but that doesn't mean it's good.