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[–]NeverReddit18 2 points3 points ago

Weirdest boner right now...

[–]OreoMan88 3 points4 points ago

Clint Eastwood still looks like she'll kick your ass.

[–]darthpreslie 1 point2 points ago

10/10 would bang

[–]BennyFred 0 points1 point ago

This proves that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[–]P_Charming 1 point2 points ago

Woody gave me a woody

[–]A13X37 0 points1 point ago

that is just wrong.

[–]LiteraryBougre 0 points1 point ago

Number two is just Christine Lagarde, what's the big deal ?

[–]babyshanks 0 points1 point ago

I didn't recognise any of them..

[–]alienbringer -1 points0 points ago

1) Hugh Laurie 2) Clint Eastwood 3) (cant remember name) 4) Woody Harrelson 5) Maybe Keanu Reeves not 100% though 6) Nicolas Cage 7) ??

That is the best i can do for you.

[–]ImDippinDude 2 points3 points ago

I think 5 is Tom Hanks and 7 is Conan O'Brian

[–]berthejew 0 points1 point ago

3 is Richard Gere, or Dustin Hoffman if you're drunk.

[–]Trotolomus 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaand I'm done with reddit for today!

[–]gantzman37 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]Hein89 1 point2 points ago

Where the fuck is NPH?!

[–]berthejew 0 points1 point ago

If I saw his face as a female, I think I'd lose my ladyboner.

[–]elmhing 0 points1 point ago

Most understandable flaccid penis right now.

[–]guthran 1 point2 points ago

I would bang THAT conan

[–]cellonerd 0 points1 point ago

And suddenly the name coco is 100x more applicable.

[–]ninjabunny86 0 points1 point ago

found this suprisingly easy to masturbate to.