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[–]captaintimewaste 6 points7 points ago

NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AGO AND ITS ALREADY REPOSTED

[–]HaveFunWhileYouCan -1 points0 points ago

This is the third repost I've seen of this.

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[–]Fruity_Pies 1 point2 points ago

Take it doooowwn.

[–]dkmc1721 1 point2 points ago

what'd it say?

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[–]Fruity_Pies 0 points1 point ago

Well now that you know why not just remove this one and upvote the older pic?

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[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

Because you are getting karma from stupid people for an image that was posted hyper recently.

[–]DrugsOnly 2 points3 points ago

Guys, I understand this conversation even though OP deleted his comments.

[–]Fruity_Pies 0 points1 point ago

In the first deleted comment he said he had searched on tinyeye and found nothing, and on the second he asked why he should remove it.

[–]Wheelchairdawg 5 points6 points ago

I like how the pumpkin mother has a hairy muff

[–]qqwhine 7 points8 points ago

Snooki, is that you?

[–]akuisle 1 point2 points ago

Repost, you halloween harlot. Eat an entire bag of candy corn....I mean dicks.

[–]captaintimewaste 5 points6 points ago

This was posted like fucking yesterday you fucking douchebag

[–]e8ghtmileshigh 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Happy Halloween! 4hrs funny
Make sure you wrap it up tonight or else... 4hrs funny
Best. Pumpkin. Ever. 5coms 1pt 1hr pics
Creative Carving 1com -8pts 9hrs funny
i see your running raddish, and raise you pregnant pumpkin 21hrs WTF
This popped up on my news feed... Happy Halloween I guess 3hrs WTF
Mildly disturbing pumpkin carving 4coms 3pts 1dy funny
How Halloween was born 2coms 1pt 7hrs WTF
Hospital Halloween! 5coms -7pts 8hrs WTF
This is how pumpkins are born... 0coms 0pts 9hrs funny
Happy birthday? 3coms -6pts 10hrs WTF
Stand clear, this one doesn't look like a normal delivery... 0coms -4pts 6hrs funny
The surgeons had more skill but the physicians had more fun 0coms 1pt 13hrs funny
We had fun on maternity last night 1com -3pts 18hrs pics
I'm not sure how to describe this... Pumpkin birth??[FB] 5coms 5pts 23hrs WTF
PUSH! 4coms 30pts 1dy pics
My mom sent this to me for halloween from her job as a nurse. Notice they even put hair. 1hr WTF
Pumpkin Forcing Another Pumpkin Out Of Its Hairy Pumpkin Vagina. Pumpkin. 2hrs WTF
Pumpkin Birth 2coms -2pts 2hrs WTF
Mother of Pumpkin 1com -9pts 9hrs WTF
My cousin found this at the hospital she works at... 38coms 833pts 17hrs WTF
Nice to see Doctors getting into the halloween spirit! 7coms 71pts 1dy funny
Pumpkin Birth...WTF? 8hrs WTF
Halloween baby 1com -2pts 6hrs pics
Well, that's disturbing... 4coms -6pts 9hrs WTF
Just another baby born on Halloween. 0coms -3pts 11hrs funny
My sister send me this pic from her work at the hospital. 3coms 1pt 6hrs WTF
Meanwhile......at the hospital 0coms -6pts 9hrs funny
Halloween at a NJ hospital. 0coms -5pts 9hrs funny
Happy Halloween 3coms -2pts 7hrs funny
Taking Halloween to the next level 1com -4pts 7hrs WTF
Spotted at the OBGYN (FB) 1com -1pt 8hrs funny
PUSH!!! 1com 1pt 2hrs pics
Best pumpkin carving ever! (Not sure if repost) 5coms -5pts 14hrs funny
Best pumpkin ever! 0coms -3pts 18hrs pics
How pumpkins were made 0coms 0pts 6hrs pics

source: karmadecay

[–]lolpopp 0 points1 point ago

This is the only thing I've actually laughed at so far while browsing /r/funny

[–]emitt123 0 points1 point ago

Op is such a fag

[–]naivat10 1 point2 points ago

My mom showed this to me almost a day ago from Facebook.

[–]payperduckk 1 point2 points ago

this is so much creepier than it is funny.

[–]MJSvis 1 point2 points ago

AGAIN?!

[–]johnyg -1 points0 points ago

oh how original because this totally wasn't posted yesterday or anything.

[–]ijones559 0 points1 point ago

FIXED: Where my nightmares come from.

[–]CountryThicke 1 point2 points ago

My mom is working the night doc at this hospital tonight, I was going to post the pic she sent me of it.

[–]jessymessy 1 point2 points ago

I'm upvoting you because A) This is the first time I saw this. B) Everyone complaining about this being a repost sounds like whiny little bitches. C) The ones calling you a "faggot" must be one themselves.

[–]soulknight56 -5 points-4 points ago

/r/wtf is ---> that way

[–]wahooloo -1 points0 points ago

pretty sure i saw this on WTF a few days ago.