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[–]idontremembermyuname 221 points222 points ago

Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?

[–]joker_hs 63 points64 points ago

You've been hit by, you've been struck by a Smooth Criminal.

[–]SSJwiggy 16 points17 points ago

OW!

[–]bitskylark 0 points1 point ago

Doctor doctor doctor! Ooo!

[–]willowswitch 35 points36 points ago

Don't worry. The sun'll come out tomorrow.

[–]fateswarm 9 points10 points ago

Bet your bottom dollar!

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 8 points9 points ago

Bottom-dollars...is that like stripper money?

[–]Drunk_muslim 6 points7 points ago

I can see by your username, you're going to beat the shit out of this gif. Good luck with that.

[–]rekgreen 0 points1 point ago

Is that Grizzly Adams?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

Robert Redford in Jeremiah Johnson.

[–]rekgreen 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, how did I miss that? I love Robert Redford. Thanks.

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

Maybe...

[–]redlinezo6 54 points55 points ago

I saw a cop putting a high school kid in the back of his car this morning. The kid was dressed as a prisoner.

[–]antman96 16 points17 points ago

At least he came prepared.

[–]mrsensable 1 point2 points ago

Even more so if he was black.

[–]frederikolafsen 18 points19 points ago

"GILLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY................"

[–]dasbearjew 8 points9 points ago

uh huh

[–]starktor 4 points5 points ago

"Gilly..."

[–]jth6324 5 points6 points ago

Sorry. :) POW

[–]LuckiDude 0 points1 point ago

Her name is Gilly and she's at it again. Causin lots of ruckus like a barnyard hen.

[–]stefanrm 31 points32 points ago

Dude... Jay-Z is giving little orphan Annie a speeding ticket for doing 55 in a 54! Hard Knock Life indeed

[–]BobDucca[S] 11 points12 points ago

She never busts a grape in a food fight.

[–]mehum 0 points1 point ago

Loud as a motorbike

[–]iceymountie 7 points8 points ago

Well he did ask for her licence and registratation, and she did have to step out of the car. Also to be fair if he did ask if she was carrying a weapon its because a lot of them are.

[–]sgtpartydawg 2 points3 points ago

at least reference the right song....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKepNv3Rwmo&feature=fvst

[–]Byeuji 2 points3 points ago

Where are there speed limits of 54?

[–]warriah 1 point2 points ago

Was wondering if anyone else noticed he looked like Jay-Z too lol

[–]trish80s_4_life 12 points13 points ago

First Lindsay then Amanda, and now Annie.

[–]masterwit 1 point2 points ago

[–]ExplicitlyExplicit 0 points1 point ago

Mini-me is wearing a maple-leafs jersey. What a shame.

[–]bossack 41 points42 points ago

If that's a guy then this is twice as funny!

[–]BobDucca[S] 30 points31 points ago

Looks like it might be, to me.

[–]FenrirIII 18 points19 points ago

The arms tell me it's a dude.

[–]BobDucca[S] 12 points13 points ago

DAT ELBOW!

[–]Byeuji 7 points8 points ago

So this is what became of Carrot Top's career...

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 1 point2 points ago

Needs more HGH.

[–]KatherineMcGrath 0 points1 point ago

Everything about it tell me it's a dude.

[–]brew400 5 points6 points ago

Was this taken in WBR, Louisiana? I know police decals are kind of common with different town names, i cant make out the town name on this vehicle but that's the same decals as my local guys.

[–]BobDucca[S] 4 points5 points ago

Yep! I didn't take the pic but the person that did is in that area of LA.

[–]TheCarface 2 points3 points ago

WAFB said it was taken in Addis.

[–]Scorpion5679 1 point2 points ago

I saw this on the KLFY's facebook feed and I though about posting it on here but they beat me to it.

[–]adamgrey 1 point2 points ago

Looks like carrot top

[–]G3nix 4 points5 points ago

Hijacking this comment to say, no that is not a guy. That is my boss haha. She is highly embarrassed right now. Picture was taken in Addis, Louisiana.

[–]bossack 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me you're joking, of not apologies to your boss for me or just don't let her read these comments (now I feel bad)

[–]G3nix 1 point2 points ago

Haha, she's actually been pretty great about it. I guess the only thing you can do at this point is laugh it off. A lot of the comments on the fb page is showed up on said they thought it was a guy. She saw them already haha.

[–]paraprosDOPEan 2 points3 points ago

i'd bet money that it's a guy.

[–]bossack 0 points1 point ago

Aye me too, it's the arms, unless she's a big broad back?

[–]Graptoi 1 point2 points ago

I am 80% sure that it is.

[–]noblee93 6 points7 points ago

God bless Halloween.

[–]God_The_Alrighty 1 point2 points ago

Ok...no wait.

[–]doyduhdoh 3 points4 points ago

"Have you seen Sandy?"

[–]toreyp 4 points5 points ago

Am I the only one who thought it was Gilly at first. http://i.imgur.com/0VDGs.gif

[–]Byeuji 0 points1 point ago

Kids these days...

[–]bill_gonorrhea 4 points5 points ago

I pulled over a kid yesterday wearing one of those horse masks. Can you guess why?

[–]phuckHipsters 25 points26 points ago

Because he was black?

[–]BobDucca[S] 14 points15 points ago

Horsing around?

[–]PARSLEYsage 2 points3 points ago

Just noticed your username... are you Affirmation Nation Bob Ducca?

[–]BobDucca[S] 1 point2 points ago

Just a fellow fan!

[–]PARSLEYsage 2 points3 points ago

The following is a list of reddit handles whom I know to share interests with myself,

Bobducca

[–]spagnitz 2 points3 points ago

moving too slowly in traffic?

[–]bill_gonorrhea 3 points4 points ago

Actually, sort of. He was wearing the mask while driving. Something I would not recommend because a. its not safe and b. its illegal

[–]FranticDisembowel 12 points13 points ago

"What's the problem officer?"
Do you know why I pulled you over this evening?
"I'm sure I was speeding, it's happened to me before; I just have too much horse power."

[–]bill_gonorrhea 0 points1 point ago

All that Polo on, he had horse power

[–]yellowking 3 points4 points ago

You wanted Sarah Jessica Parker's autograph?

[–]bill_gonorrhea 3 points4 points ago

Yes

[–]idontwannagrowup2 2 points3 points ago

99 problems.

[–]grahamhewlett 2 points3 points ago

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law

[–]tinnman 1 point2 points ago

What am I writing you up for? Being white

[–]Shitygif 2 points3 points ago

Oh i see. Because the cop is black!

[–]PuffsPlusArmada -1 points0 points ago

I'm gonna give this an upvote... very begrudgingly though

[–]omnilynx 1 point2 points ago

'stead of treatin', she got tricks.

[–]BeefyMcPissflaps 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the start of a sweet porno.

[–]littlegreenpanda 0 points1 point ago

What happened to the orphanage lifestyle...dreaming about hopeless aspirations and such?

[–]Ekiph 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin rubberneckers....

[–]giveuptheghost 0 points1 point ago

DUI? Why is he outside his car?

[–]fatfook 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for the title.

[–]Toshiro_Mifune 0 points1 point ago

It almost looks like a DC police cruiser... but that doesn't look like DC.

[–]wish_I_Had_A_Beard 0 points1 point ago

eddie murphy???

[–]1337and0 -1 points0 points ago

Gilly.. Gilly! Gilly...

[–]Anonymous_Upvote 0 points1 point ago

You little reposting whore

[–]BigBrocktoon 1 point2 points ago

No one even gives, a smidge. When you live in an orphanage.

[–]PippinFox 0 points1 point ago

Damn, the station really needs to take better care of their Interceptors...

[–]rfuller 1 point2 points ago

Oh Carrot Top, you'll never be able to one-up Randy Travis.

[–]OscarMiguelRamirez 0 points1 point ago

I had to scroll down way too far for a Carrot Top comment.

[–]narenamora 1 point2 points ago

FOR US

[–]ahorn87 0 points1 point ago

I got 99 problems but a bitch ai...oh. I thought we we're naming Jay Z songs.

[–]JoeChill68 0 points1 point ago

Tell him you're an orphan!

[–]Orange_Wolf 0 points1 point ago

Ahem, pretty sure thats a dude. Great hair though.

[–]aronotrigger 0 points1 point ago

Things will be better for that guy Tomorrow, I'd bet my bottom dollar on it.

[–]zappafrank 0 points1 point ago

puff daddy warbucks writing the ticket.

[–]bubba9999 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry. I hear her guardian is loaded...

[–]jusaboutanyone 0 points1 point ago

"When I saw her eyes I knew she was on something."

[–]darthirule 0 points1 point ago

Is that Carrot Top?

[–]ArchibaldNemesis 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised you were able to post this with your Parker posey pocks and puffknuckle.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

white people...

[–]GumdropSugarPlum 0 points1 point ago

Haha I work as a princess at birthday parties. I have been pulled over dressed as Cinderella and got into an accident dressed as Sleeping Beauty. I always wonder what the cop who pulled Cinderella over thought about it.

[–]karlobarlo 0 points1 point ago

"Officer is there Annie-thing I can do so we can act like this never happened?"

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 0 points1 point ago

The car says "Police", so it's definitely legit.

[–]pighalf 0 points1 point ago

Is that Carrottop in drag?

[–]ShitFlingingApe 0 points1 point ago

Got 99 problems...

[–]DallyRUN786 1 point2 points ago

She didn't sing the song right

[–]bmatlock00 0 points1 point ago

This was in Addis, LA. She was pulled over for 62mph in a 45mph zone. The cop did not give her a ticket.

[–]mrsensable -1 points0 points ago

1 ticket for speeding... 1 ticket for being a ginger.

[–]I_am_KONG -1 points0 points ago

I didn't choose the hard-knock life, the hard-knock life chose me...

[–]bossack 0 points1 point ago

I have to say though, I'm kinda disappointed that it wasn't a guy. Joke's on me :|

[–]yesukai -1 points0 points ago

Only a cop would be a big enough dick to give Annie a ticket.

[–]tinnman 1 point2 points ago

What if the real cop is Annie?