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Stupid sexy Flanders! (imgur.com)

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[–]rramzi 1258 points1259 points ago

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locvd8lUSj1qm5hblo1_500.gif

[–]red321red321 575 points576 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/LYPev.gif

[–]therich 261 points262 points ago

What was he laughing at again?

[–]slazy 507 points508 points ago

Oh yes, that crippled Irishman

[–]HSZombie 69 points70 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/LYPev.gif

[–]dmshea 26 points27 points ago

so you reply to a gif with the same gif!!!?!?

[–]Brocktoon_in_a_jar 21 points22 points ago

it's their way of making a reference to a reference with the same reference

[–]MoonDaddy 10 points11 points ago

Actually, they're doing exactly what Burns did when he realized what it was he was laughing at for so long-- he started laughing all over again.

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          [–]blam10 98 points99 points ago

          It was him remembering himself as a little kid in a bumper car smashing into a worker until the guy was crippled, I think.

          Ah. Good times.

          [–]therich 72 points73 points ago

          Sweet, found it.

          [–]blam10 83 points84 points ago

          ~Excellent~

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            [–]relatedartists 5 points6 points ago

            wooosh

            "What was I laughing at again" is from that scene.

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                [–]IlCattivo91 9 points10 points ago

                do you still stalk the female redditor?

                [–]somanyroads 5 points6 points ago

                I love the Simpsons :-)

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                    [–]tophatsnack 532 points533 points ago

                    Stupid sexy Flanders

                    [–]saidhowitis 109 points110 points ago

                    ytmnd, enjoy

                    Edit; Loud.

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                      [–]jimmysilverrims 1522 points1523 points ago

                      It feels like I'm wearin'...

                      [–]butt-munch 1382 points1383 points ago

                      Nothin' at all!

                      [–]ElBomberoLoco 1173 points1174 points ago

                      ....nothin' at all.....

                      [–]RodleyScott 1173 points1174 points ago

                      ....nothing at all........DENTAL PLAN........Lisa needs braces........

                      [–]ElBomberoLoco 417 points418 points ago

                      ...PLAN DENTAL.....Lisa necesita frenos.....

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYoSDZwlDX0&feature=related

                      [–]cetaceanbiologist 202 points203 points ago

                      ...a part of us all...a part of us all...a part of us all!

                      [–]supakame 305 points306 points ago

                      HELLO JOE!!

                      [–]Ow_My_Freakin_Ears 235 points236 points ago

                      Iron helps us play!

                      [–]soupsoundsgood 139 points140 points ago

                      Nachos! Flanders style! That's cucumber with cottage cheese.

                      [–]UncleTedGenneric 120 points121 points ago

                      Unflavored for me!

                      [–]Sea-Salt 17 points18 points ago

                      Nacho, nacho man! crunch I want to be, a nacho man!

                      [–]spazdor 3 points4 points ago

                      FLINTSTONES CHEWABLE MORPHINE

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                        [–]fernylongstocking 23 points24 points ago

                        "Zzzaaaap!"

                        [–]SuprNin10dohChalmers 2 points3 points ago

                        Thank you Super Nintendo Chalmers!

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                          [–]HYPERNATURL 99 points100 points ago

                          I call the big one Bitey

                          [–]dr_bob_lob_law 71 points72 points ago

                          Is there a chance the track could bend?

                          [–]oxypwn 82 points83 points ago

                          Not on your life my hindu friend!

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                            [–]dickdrizzle 9 points10 points ago

                            Das is not eihna boobie!

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                              [–]nrain 71 points72 points ago

                              You sunk my battleship

                              [–]grahamsimmons 87 points88 points ago

                              That's a paddlin'

                              [–]flyprdu 78 points79 points ago

                              I want some taquitos.

                              [–]squishlefunke 16 points17 points ago

                              I was saying "Boo-urns"

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                                [–]wavetoyou 55 points56 points ago

                                My cans! My precious antique cans! Look whatcha' done to em'

                                [–]KinoHiroshino 4 points5 points ago

                                You sunk my Scrabbleship!

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                                  [–]eaphis 28 points29 points ago

                                  It was just vapor lock...

                                  [–]SmokeDaIlly 20 points21 points ago

                                  "'Tis!", replied Aunt Helga.

                                  [–]ZwortniK 13 points14 points ago

                                  I must go now. My planet needs me.

                                  [–]Satanta 11 points12 points ago

                                  Old grey mare she ain't what she used to be

                                  [–]headpool182 34 points35 points ago

                                  If you should die before you wake.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                                  [–]Dinopleasureaus 57 points58 points ago

                                  Can't sleep, clown'll eat me.

                                  [–]FutonSpecOps 42 points43 points ago

                                  Which was the style at the time.

                                  [–]IncidentOn57thStreet 28 points29 points ago

                                  Nnnrrrrrrgghhhhgghhhhhh

                                  [–]goldblumfan 11 points12 points ago

                                  From now on the baby sleeps in the crib...

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                                    [–]jasontnyc 29 points30 points ago

                                    Then why did I have the bowl Bart .... Why did I have the bowl?

                                    [–]JRTF 18 points19 points ago

                                    Nineteen-dickety-two!

                                    [–]belltollsfortea 12 points13 points ago

                                    I figure it's some guys name. Some guy named Gabbo.

                                    [–]PandaShake 11 points12 points ago

                                    First prize! First prize! First prize!

                                    [–]Cassious 22 points23 points ago

                                    I'll be back in a jiffy!

                                    [–]MikeLuttmann 15 points16 points ago

                                    Can I come too?

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                                      [–]metapop 8 points9 points ago

                                      GO BANANA!

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                                        [–]Lazers_Phew_phew 84 points85 points ago

                                        The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right

                                        [–]shamcham 10 points11 points ago

                                        A la grande le puse Cuca....

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                                          [–]TheKingofPanclark 13 points14 points ago

                                          Is this a guy or girl? I already masturbated to it and need to know if Im gay now.

                                          [–]WTFnoAvailableNames 5 points6 points ago

                                          We're required to fart on a regular basis

                                          [–]peacecake 10 points11 points ago

                                          Lobo....OJ....

                                          [–]arrowheadt 9 points10 points ago

                                          Flinstone's chewable morphine!

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                                            [–]ImurderREALITY 59 points60 points ago

                                            http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2bvriJyua1r2k4lx.gif

                                            [–]minus000 29 points30 points ago

                                            NOTHIN' AT ALL

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                                                [–]Majax2 10 points11 points ago

                                                Good guy jimmysilverrims, leaves it open for someone else to grab karma.

                                                [–]jimmysilverrims 13 points14 points ago

                                                It's what I do.

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                                                  [–]aaronaqua1 132 points133 points ago

                                                  Nothin' at all...

                                                  [–]ATownStomp 27 points28 points ago

                                                  There's the context I was looking for.

                                                  [–]Laboii 834 points835 points ago

                                                  Male or female? I stared way too long before I realized it might be a dude

                                                  [–]drakulous 531 points532 points ago

                                                  At first I thought it was a girl, then second guessed myself, and then proclaimed DOESN'T MATTER, GREAT ASS

                                                  [–]Lupinefiasco 73 points74 points ago

                                                  DM;GA

                                                  [–]thedicksman 143 points144 points ago

                                                  http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JzS0T1EXYLM/TzVTX9ZURcI/AAAAAAAAEAk/R9UqLTpSoFM/s1600/Picture+13.png

                                                  [–]regul 32 points33 points ago

                                                  Is that Guitar Wolf?

                                                  [–]thedicksman 27 points28 points ago

                                                  ROCK AND ROLLL!!!!

                                                  [–]Poogy 2 points3 points ago

                                                  Yup! The movie is Wild Zero, and I love it. It's essentially a terrible movie on all accounts, but it's so bad it's good.

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                                                      [–]freudian_nipple_slip 17 points18 points ago

                                                      Yeah, he must work out

                                                      [–]reacher 9 points10 points ago

                                                      "And you've got your head... ALL THE WAY UP IT!"

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                                                        [–]TheeWolf 263 points264 points ago

                                                        That is a female if I've ever seen one!

                                                        ...Too bad... I've never seen one...

                                                        [–]cuddlefucker 14 points15 points ago

                                                        The twist?

                                                        TheeWolf is a female.

                                                        [–]jzerocoolj 11 points12 points ago

                                                        The double twist?

                                                        TheeWolf is a female and has never seen herself because she is a vampire!

                                                        [–]neayaa 1156 points1157 points ago

                                                        And of course looking at a man's butt that's shaped like a woman's would instantly make you gay.

                                                        [–]stocksy 624 points625 points ago

                                                        Damn it we've been over this a hundred times, it's only gay if balls touch!

                                                        [–]CJ_Guns 298 points299 points ago

                                                        I always heard it was if the balls intertwine.

                                                        [–]Telid 447 points448 points ago

                                                        No, that's a testicular torsion, and it's a trip to the emergency room.

                                                        [–]Xephyrous 81 points82 points ago

                                                        I believe the medical term is "twisticle"

                                                        [–]Schmackadoodle 21 points22 points ago

                                                        twisticle you say?

                                                        http://gb.se/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/40099_Twister-250x318.png

                                                        [–]Nightfalls 22 points23 points ago

                                                        Boy, that was a risky click,

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                                                          [–]SQUID_FUCKER 109 points110 points ago

                                                          This is why I don't do lunges anymore.

                                                          [–]HITMAN616 77 points78 points ago

                                                          I thought it was because you were spending more time with... aquatic companions.

                                                          [–]mdeeemer 64 points65 points ago

                                                          Lunges was a particularly frisky squid.

                                                          [–]czhunc 13 points14 points ago

                                                          ...wha?

                                                          ...OH!

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                                                            [–]david-me 63 points64 points ago

                                                            testicular torsion

                                                            This sounds like an Olympic event.

                                                            [–]SycoJack 54 points55 points ago

                                                            BME Pain Olympics~

                                                            [–]MrGruesomeA 7 points8 points ago

                                                            I thought I had banished this from my memory for good......Thanks(?) for the reminder

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                                                              [–]UncleTedGenneric 11 points12 points ago

                                                              No, that's a testicular torsion, and that's a paddlin'.

                                                              MTRFY

                                                              [–]Mike_Aurand 8 points9 points ago

                                                              Or, as WebMD calls it, "Cancer"

                                                              [–]geckofishknight 6 points7 points ago

                                                              AUGH WHY DID I LOOK THIS UP

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                                                                [–]Eighm 15 points16 points ago

                                                                I have an educational video for you

                                                                [–]myclue 8 points9 points ago

                                                                Testicular torsion. It's a (twisted) thing.

                                                                [–]ilib 22 points23 points ago

                                                                definitely not clicking on that

                                                                [–]myclue 5 points6 points ago

                                                                It's a wiki-link! Woulda tagged NSFW otherwise.

                                                                [–]superbad 10 points11 points ago

                                                                As if there aren't any NSFW wikipedia links?

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                                                                  [–]HombreGranJefe 10 points11 points ago

                                                                  And a PSA

                                                                  [–]lucifarian 6 points7 points ago

                                                                  Yup. Had that happen. Hurt like hell. They saved my nut though.

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                                                                      [–]TilDuh 19 points20 points ago

                                                                      It's only gay if you push back

                                                                      [–]fleckes 58 points59 points ago

                                                                      http://i.imgur.com/nIu4t.jpg

                                                                      [–]Desper 6 points7 points ago

                                                                      Not gay, nothing wrong with admiring a good cock with your mouth.

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                                                                        [–]buckus69 18 points19 points ago

                                                                        I thought it was only gay if you swallow...

                                                                        [–]alexanderwales 25 points26 points ago

                                                                        I thought it was only gay if you fall in love.

                                                                        [–]BitsAndBytes 8 points9 points ago

                                                                        Yeah, but love is too difficult to define.

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                                                                          [–]thumbs27 4 points5 points ago

                                                                          Or cross swords..

                                                                          [–]armedrocker 1 point2 points ago

                                                                          Tummy sticks?

                                                                          [–]nermid 8 points9 points ago

                                                                          See, I'd always heard that it's only gay if you make eye contact.

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                                                                            [–]mysteryteam 35 points36 points ago

                                                                            HOLY GEEZE! Look at the butt on that!

                                                                            Yeah! He must work out.

                                                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxo9wGA9qYg

                                                                            [–]SelectaRx 22 points23 points ago

                                                                            Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...

                                                                            [–]vervii 11 points12 points ago

                                                                            Instantly.

                                                                            [–]Gortos 19 points20 points ago

                                                                            Let's all be sexual without a prefix

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                                                                              [–]FaroutIGE 23 points24 points ago

                                                                              don't hate yourself if it feels good

                                                                              [–]TheSandyRavage 148 points149 points ago

                                                                              http://imgur.com/3OrbK

                                                                              [–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 241 points242 points ago

                                                                              http://i.minus.com/izLL1bEccLogs.gif

                                                                              [–]andybobz 59 points60 points ago

                                                                              Lol, worth the wait.

                                                                              [–]Sn1pe 2 points3 points ago

                                                                              I always think that vein is his penis' right arm.

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                                                                                    [–]godlesspinko 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                    Absolutely female.

                                                                                    [–]Level_75_Zapdos 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    I can tell by the small waist and back.

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                                                                                      [–]KJDavis 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                      Rainboots are a dead giveaway, definitely female.

                                                                                      Congratulations, you may fap now.

                                                                                      [–]xiaorobear 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                      Of course Flanders is a dude. Don't you watch the show?

                                                                                      [–]raphzthename 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                      Please be a woman's ass.

                                                                                      [–]tagbadger 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                      Chick. No guy could have that ass and such (relatively) skinny legs at the same time. (among other clues)

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                                                                                      [–]Offensive_Brute 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                      That was a close one, you almost ended up sucking dick under the freeway for quarters.

                                                                                      [–]FollowMeOnGeocities 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                      Will I ever know what the deleted comment was to elicit these responses?

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                                                                                          [–]Shoeboxes0 57 points58 points ago

                                                                                          Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all!

                                                                                          [–]halloweenieaway[S] 288 points289 points ago

                                                                                          I know the owner of this costume IRL, wants to be 'internet famous'... whatever that means. Also posted in /r/TheSimpsons

                                                                                          [–]mlsweeney 408 points409 points ago

                                                                                          I like how you left out a crucial pronoun. He or she?

                                                                                          [–]danE3030 349 points350 points ago

                                                                                          She's a woman! We're all saved!

                                                                                          [–]Ricktron3030 73 points74 points ago

                                                                                          Of course it is. What man would have an ass like that.

                                                                                          [–]advtorrin 135 points136 points ago

                                                                                          He must work out.

                                                                                          [–]RunWhileYouStillCan 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                          Does he even lift?

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                                                                                            [–]IceRay42 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                            Stupid sexy Flanders. That's who.

                                                                                            [–]retro-naut 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                            /r/traps [NSFW, BTW]

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                                                                                              [–]rmill3r 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                              God's work, indeed...

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                                                                                                [–]halloweenieaway[S] 67 points68 points ago

                                                                                                A MYSTERY.

                                                                                                [–]Ahzeem 74 points75 points ago

                                                                                                That sounds a lot like "it's a dude".

                                                                                                [–]FlyLikeMcFly 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                                Or: "It's my sister"

                                                                                                [–]david-me 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                surprisepenis.jpg

                                                                                                [–]HMS_Pathicus 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                surprisedpenis.jpg

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                                                                                                  [–]SQUID_FUCKER 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                  Goddamn you.

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                                                                                                    [–]vedfolnir 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                    Please be a she

                                                                                                    [–]sgtpppr 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                    I think this is a big trick to get tons of guys jerking off to some dude's butt.

                                                                                                    [–]maximummobility 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                    IM A WILEY ONE

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                                                                                                      [–]d_pyro 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                      It's a she, I can tell from the pixels.

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                                                                                                        [–]Apocalyptical 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                        Good job beating them to posting this and stealing their e-fame.

                                                                                                        [–]halloweenieaway[S] 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                        We were conversing on facebook when I posted this, didn't realize she posted it already.

                                                                                                        [–]Custom88 61 points62 points ago

                                                                                                        HA! A SHE! AHHAHAHAHAHFGVBAFJSAfasfsa32

                                                                                                        [–]reddit_no_likey 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                        OP is a she as well. They are friends who are scissoring the karma back and forth.

                                                                                                        [–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                        It's a GIRL!

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                                                                                                          [–]plsenjy 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                          I got internet famous once for posting a picture of a man fucking a tyranasaurus rex.

                                                                                                          [–]maximummobility 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                                          THANK YOU CITIZEN <3 <3

                                                                                                          [–]DollarsThanSense 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                          Number one slot of r/all in less than an hour. That's Obama and PSY league right there.

                                                                                                          [–]halloweenieaway[S] 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                          I should have posted on my main account. THE ONE TIME I DON'T.

                                                                                                          [–]mikemcg 63 points64 points ago

                                                                                                          This is your main account now, son.

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                                                                                                              [–]andrewsmith1986 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                                              /u/maximummobility

                                                                                                              [–]halloweenieaway[S] 230 points231 points ago

                                                                                                              Get her to the top!

                                                                                                              [–]harcomarms 345 points346 points ago

                                                                                                              It's a she? Thank god, I just started to question my sexuality.

                                                                                                              [–]BarelyComical 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                              Uh oh, I think I may be straight after all. I should probably check to see if I'm good at football now.

                                                                                                              [–]harcomarms 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                              Try to smash a beer can on your forehead. If it works, you must be straight.

                                                                                                              [–]akatherder 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                              If you miss your forehead, the Browns could probably still use you.

                                                                                                              [–]gyrorobo 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                              http://i.imgur.com/PRdWu.jpg

                                                                                                              [–]Claypool2112 88 points89 points ago

                                                                                                              A butt is a butt no matter male or female.

                                                                                                              [–]sovietsrule 153 points154 points ago

                                                                                                              "A butt is a butt, no matter what."

                                                                                                              [–]nuxenolith 68 points69 points ago

                                                                                                              From Dr. Seuss's Book of Ass

                                                                                                              [–]parkman 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                              Recommended curriculum for all K-12 students.

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                                                                                                                [–]davidlen 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                "Shut up, shut up, kiss my butt, shut up, go to hell, shut up."

                                                                                                                [–]your_inner_monologue 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                                Is that a Nikki Minaj song?

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                                                                                                                  [–]ohwhoaslomo 77 points78 points ago

                                                                                                                  what what in the butt

                                                                                                                  [–]OfTheWater 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                  Say what again!

                                                                                                                  [–]BitsAndBytes 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                  "A butt is a butt, no buts"

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                                                                                                                      [–]Billos_UK 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                      Is this you?

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                                                                                                                        [–]Frankocean2 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                        Don't mind if I do xD

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                                                                                                                          [–]tidni 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                                                          NADA DE NADA! NADA DE NADA!

                                                                                                                          [–]hacelepues 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                          I looove Spanish Simpsons. I almost know their voices better than the English voices.

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                                                                                                                            [–]marting4 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                                            Brilliant.

                                                                                                                            [–]lCHANCHOl 120 points121 points ago

                                                                                                                            Only thing I could think of http://i.imgur.com/1RsUh.jpg

                                                                                                                            [–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 226 points227 points ago

                                                                                                                            I guess this had to be done.

                                                                                                                            Rules of the Internet and all...

                                                                                                                            [–]ryder77 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                            If I was Asian I would dress up as Psy and scream at asses. I think if I did that then I could get away with it since they would think I'm famous.

                                                                                                                            [–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                            Step #1: Become Asian.

                                                                                                                            [–]justamemejunky 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                            Rule #123: if it's an ass, it must be screamed at

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                                                                                                                              [–]HopeRidesAlone 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                                              What a butt.

                                                                                                                              [–]MuseofRose 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                                                              Um my boner is confused.

                                                                                                                              [–]shutyourgob 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                              This is the best costume I have ever seen

                                                                                                                              [–]stupidsexyflanderses 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                              CAN I HAVE MY KARMA NOW?

                                                                                                                              [–]SirBruceMega 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                              This contest is over! Give that man the $10,000!

                                                                                                                              [–]maximummobility 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                              guess what

                                                                                                                              ive already decided that my costume next year is going to be

                                                                                                                              MAN GETTING HIT BY FOOTBALL

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                                                                                                                                [–]odinist 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                Well fucking done.

                                                                                                                                [–]that_ned_guy 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                Hi-didilly-ho, neighborinos!

                                                                                                                                [–]emhcee 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                                OP and this one both posted 2 hours ago. Somebody's getting ripped off.

                                                                                                                                [–]jrock111 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                Is that a girl or a guy? Fuck it, I don't care. ::unzips pants::

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