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[–]oky13o 142 points143 points ago

Joshua said you couldn't tell anyone about this place!

[–]littlestseal 80 points81 points ago

DOUBLE BOUNCE ME

[–]N8iveButcher 47 points48 points ago

sobs WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! sobs

[–]dahlkomy 35 points36 points ago

It's going to be a maze.

[–]redlinezo6 36 points37 points ago

Joshua did seem oddly, inappropriately racist...

[–]chickenplucka 2 points3 points ago

At the apex of each bounce, there is a moment outside of time, outside of words, outside of everything, a perfect moment, a silent moment.

I call it "The World's Whisper"

[–]P_Charming 56 points57 points ago

Approach it real slow, you don't want to spook it.

[–]Always_smooth 32 points33 points ago

And here we observe the trampoline in its natural habitat. Many rural parents have tried to keep it captive in backyards over the years making it EXTREMELY rare to see out in the wild... Now watch as I sneak over carefully and jam my finger into its butt hole!

[–]dr_sergen 197 points198 points ago

im glad to see it made it down from the power lines.

[–]cyrilio 133 points134 points ago

[–]mishpat 20 points21 points ago

Can you show what you are referring to, please?

[–]BCBUDDHA 142 points143 points ago

http://frigginloon.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/hurricane-sandy-trampoline.jpg

this is the picture they're refering to, however if you google "trampoline powerlines" there are a metric fuckton of different incidents.

Also fuck these stupid trampolines these days with nets around them, back in my day trampolines were death traps and thats the way they should have stayed.

[–]satisfyreality 30 points31 points ago

The only way trampolines with nets would be cool is you can either bounce off or stick to the walls.

[–]Sir_Clomp_Dick 75 points76 points ago

Or if little hands came out of the walls and jerked you off..... That'D be cool.

[–]long_wang_big_balls 26 points27 points ago

little hands

ohgodno

[–]Mega_Man_Swagga 13 points14 points ago

Reads username

Looks like were gonna need some bigger hands

[–]Dominoko 31 points32 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]laebshade 4 points5 points ago

I had a conversation with my fiance about trampolines, and I stated they should not have safety nets nor pads over the springs. You have more respective for the trampoline that way.

[–]RigaudonAS 2 points3 points ago

My trampoline doesn't have a net...

[–]turtletots 8 points9 points ago

Next meetup is at your house, then.

[–]dr_sergen 2 points3 points ago

is it in ground. if so i will be there tonight.

when all are asleep.

[–]vivazeta 3 points4 points ago

We has rusted out springs and no pad. My survival into adulthood is really quite remarkable.

[–]Lt_Gen_Hospital 2 points3 points ago

After getting down from the power lines it rolled its way over.

[–]empress686 14 points15 points ago

Tramampoline! Trampampoline!

[–]Picklemurchan 25 points26 points ago

Jesus, that thing's been riding the winds since Hurricane Bawbag

[–]frostee8 15 points16 points ago

Slender-trampoline. Be careful OP.

[–]FaerieStories 19 points20 points ago

Footage of how it got there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPKb9z4l7eM

[–]Pointless_nice_guy 4 points5 points ago

I fucking love Scotland.

[–]SulphuricJuice 10 points11 points ago

Free trampoline!!

[–]sketchampm 2 points3 points ago

TRAMAMPOLINE

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 10 points11 points ago

Little do you know, there's a whole group of foxes that are like "Oh fuck yea. We have a trampoline."

[–]BertIsTheWord 8 points9 points ago

Looks to me like those trees need to stop storm looting and get back to being fucking trees.

[–]Zipwang5555 17 points18 points ago

"The kids? They're fine. They're out back jumping on the tr- uh oh."

[–]kathartik 5 points6 points ago

TRAMAMPOLINE! TRAMBOMPOLINE!

[–]jodyhighroller 4 points5 points ago

DO NOT TOUCH IT OR ELSE IT'S MOTHER WON'T TAKE IT BACK

[–]Ramb0Brit3 4 points5 points ago

Hey Boff, dat is mah trwampoline Boff.

Yeah I think that is Baba Booey's

[–]sofakingood 3 points4 points ago

I think that's Bababoey's trampoline.

[–]david-me 5 points6 points ago

Don't most people bury their trampolines so they are ground level?

http://imgur.com/tHndY

[–]Jmrwacko 18 points19 points ago

I shutter to think what monstrosities take residence underneath the trampoline. One day it'll break and that little girl will fall into a huge subterranean spider den. NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]Frozenshades 9 points10 points ago

I wasn't aware anyone did that.

[–]notsurewhatiam 9 points10 points ago

No, Mitt, most people don't do that.

[–]littlestseal 7 points8 points ago

Literally never seen that done, but it looks amazing.

[–]rorykins 2 points3 points ago

Filthy casuals

[–]dancinhmr 7 points8 points ago

[–]ETL4nubs 2 points3 points ago

Why don't people take these down before storms? At least take off the mat.

[–]IFellinLava 8 points9 points ago

Once you put it together you don't take it apart.

[–]Mallanaga 2 points3 points ago

Don't just stand there, JUMP ON IT!

[–]Alwnxie 3 points4 points ago

Soon.

[–]Jmrwacko 2 points3 points ago

Clicked for aww

Left with lulz

[–]Stevhen 3 points4 points ago

Garry Del'Abate's I believe.

[–]confusedcactus420 2 points3 points ago

YES, your sarcastic use of "this little guy" will keep me from ripping my hair out every time I see that phrase.

[–]BlakeC93 0 points1 point ago

Hey you guys could I come stay with you? The other people always step on me.

[–]lightmyfire_stopit 1 point2 points ago

rescue him! he looks cold

[–]biggie101 1 point2 points ago

Nah, I'm pretty sure those foxes (sorry no link) finally caved and got their own to play on.

[–]BigRedHair 1 point2 points ago

I cannot tell you the number of trampolines I've seen in odd places, and the number of basketball goals that are face-down in the ground. You think people would have secured that stuff!

[–]PhilipJS 0 points1 point ago

Did you jump on it?

[–]VulvaPuncher 1 point2 points ago

Awww. He looks frightened.

[–]FuzzyBot 1 point2 points ago

This looks like the start of a horror movie to me. Some demon entices children deep into the woods with the joys of trampolining only to be eaten by said trampoline. Be wary.

[–]yourfavoriteENT 0 points1 point ago

Free trampoline!

[–]leslieooo 0 points1 point ago

its amazing to me how many people didn't secure their outside belongings for this storm. I thought this was common sense? - gulf coast resident

[–]verkon 0 points1 point ago

Again, one with nature, as it was intended.

[–]Cough_Turn 0 points1 point ago

So many redditors just wandering around in the woods.

[–]Tartantyco 0 points1 point ago

It ran away from an abusive home.

[–]alphalaz 1 point2 points ago

You didn't find it. It found you.

[–]titpuncher 1 point2 points ago

Here we see the Trampoline in its natural habitat

[–]itsjustmitch 0 points1 point ago

Be careful. It looks a bit skittish and wild tramp's can break legs or throw you around at any notice.

[–]luis0232 0 points1 point ago

[–]linkinpark18280 0 points1 point ago

slendy needs fun too

[–]zingzongy 0 points1 point ago

DON'T DO IT ITS A TRAP

[–]CrusaderRabbit 0 points1 point ago

The Blair Trampoline Project.

[–]consumeradvocacy 0 points1 point ago

Free trampoline, balllllinnn

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 1 point2 points ago

You can't tell anyone about it.

[–]coilla 0 points1 point ago

My sister's trampoline got lost in our last tornado.....we found it hiding out in the top of a pine tree in the neighbor's yard :)

[–]achillesfist 1 point2 points ago

OH MY GOD TRAMPOLY TRAMPOLEE

[–]mrshabadoo 0 points1 point ago

Next time someone goes for a walk out here:

"AWWWWWwwww Sweeeeeet!!!! FOREST TRAMPOLINE!"

[–]Killzark 0 points1 point ago

Finder's keepers. It's yours now.

[–]suck_my_diction 1 point2 points ago

Swept away from its loving owners, trampoline has to fend for itself. The vast wooded area is changing him - he is no longer a domesticated trampoline, he is wild and it's only just begun.

[–]matt420therose 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]Buglet91 0 points1 point ago

This happened to my family twice growing up. Once the wind picked it up and set it down on our cinderblock wall...we got a new one for Christmas a few months later and after 2 years that one got picked up in a storm & thrown into the neighbor's living room. Luckily nobody was hurt, but we didn't ever get another netted trampoline.

[–]your_rabid_doggy 0 points1 point ago

So beautiful, majestic even.

[–]TheLemonKing 0 points1 point ago

Finders keepers!

[–]tool6913ca 0 points1 point ago

"I'm praying to you, trampoline... Look in your heart... Look in your heart!"

[–]Shizo211 0 points1 point ago

I expected the "song of storms from legend of zelda"

[–]Nick_Newk 0 points1 point ago

You better have kept that trampoline.

[–]agilemittens 0 points1 point ago

Reminded of the hidden trampoline in Community, just needs a sepia aura around it

[–]alfrednugent 0 points1 point ago

Awwww, he's so cute. I bet his mother misses him :'(

[–]mikeyzbizzle 0 points1 point ago

WHY ARN'T YOU BOUNCING ON IT!

[–]dpbehrens 0 points1 point ago

...or found his way to the woods.

[–]vijaygopal1234 0 points1 point ago

I imagine this in the dark. Find the page!!! He is coming...

[–]ScarletSpeedster 0 points1 point ago

Must have gotten lost on its way home.

[–]ZlayerCake 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it just felt for a walk in the woods..

[–]N3otron 0 points1 point ago

Must have come all the way from Scotland.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRIaKMdO-Vw

[–]vivazeta 0 points1 point ago

Dear diary....Jackpot.

[–]OhCanada369 0 points1 point ago

TRAMAPOLINE!!!

[–]smellhound 0 points1 point ago

I expect a follow-up pic of it all washed up and warm in your living room.

[–]this_whomps 0 points1 point ago

Oh cool. I've never seen one out in the wild before.

[–]Mad_Hatter_Bot 0 points1 point ago

What ever you do, do not climb up a tree and jump onto it.

[–]beerme72 1 point2 points ago

...approach it carefully....they can get jumpy when they're startled....

[–]BlackFeign 0 points1 point ago

now somebody post same pic with slenderman please

[–]Ryanthewise1 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]brevityis 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it's walking on its own. Maybe it's because it's Halloween, but I'm a little freaked out.

[–]potatobacondude 0 points1 point ago

Thought it would be a picture of slenderman

[–]Savandor 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting slenderman to be in the backround, ready to eat my soul.

[–]johnny_kickass 0 points1 point ago

oooh don't touch it or the mother will reject it.

[–]Grazsrootz 0 points1 point ago

For laughs, please post to /r/aww , Ill upvote it. Thanks!

[–]Zoomerlawns 0 points1 point ago

Aww, he looks so scared.

[–]zenny2972 0 points1 point ago

Approach it slowly! It may be frightened

[–]de352507 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting this to be posted under /r/aww

[–]JeremyKylesLovechild 0 points1 point ago

Don't startle it, I bet it's more scared of you than you are of it.

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 1 point2 points ago

Oh, my God! Tram-map-oline!

[–]dwallas 0 points1 point ago

Rape situation trampoline. Rapists have moved on from dungeons, everyone knows rape is imminent when taken to a dungeon, bu noone expects the trampoline in the woods

[–]afondul 0 points1 point ago

Haha definitley was expecting some sort of cuteness well done.

[–]semibilingual 0 points1 point ago

F*** Jet propeller for space ship. Just straps trampoline around it and wait for the winds.

[–]plausible-rationale 0 points1 point ago

Mormon out of no where!

[–]wcdude18 0 points1 point ago

I live on a dead-end street that has 7 houses. Woke up after the storm to find an inflatable pool in the woods at the end of the street. No one on my street has an inflatable pool. Now we all do.

[–]Sebsebeleb 1 point2 points ago

"Day 5: Shit, some human came across me. I had to stand still and pretend like nothing while he took a picture of me. Luckily, he got out of sight taking no hostile action, so I could continue my escape, but I have to be careful in the future, I might not be that lucky again"

[–]OreadFarallon 0 points1 point ago

It's just taking a little... tramp through the woods.

http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

[–]insert_nutella 0 points1 point ago

Poor lil fella, he must be terrified. Best thing you can do is make it feel comfortable by jumping on it while giggling.

[–]ThatDudeWithoutKarma -1 points0 points ago

Trampoline, youre drunk. Go home.

[–]BabyBlumpkins 1 point2 points ago

Slenderman is getting smart. Kids love trampolines.

[–]Nipples_R_us 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was an r/aww post, and was hella confused when I saw the actual picture.

[–]SkjoldborgS 0 points1 point ago

I did not expect that.

[–]generic_lurker 0 points1 point ago

The next hurricane should be Hurricane Oprah. YOU get a trampoline! And YOU get a trampoline! And YOU get a trampoline! Trampolines for everyone!

[–]cob24 0 points1 point ago

Poor thing, it must have been so jumpy when you first found it.

[–]poonjam 0 points1 point ago

shoulda posted in r/aww lulz

[–]Tyler719 -1 points0 points ago

Go home trampoline! You're drunk!

[–]Sir_Luda 0 points1 point ago

Either that or slender man put it out the

[–]punctili0us 0 points1 point ago

Poor little guy! He's probably all cold, terrified, and lost. :( Go on little buddy! Head home!

[–]youboshtet 1 point2 points ago

Its a trap.

[–]squarerabbits 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOAT

[–]techminded 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter. free trampoline

[–]afg3696 0 points1 point ago

Go home trampoline, you are drunk.

[–]macaroniandcheese 0 points1 point ago

You found Jeff and Troy's secret trampoline!!!

[–]littlegreenpanda 0 points1 point ago

sorry reddit, but imgur comments are on average superior to yours. signed. yours truly. Truthbot.

[–]Kellianne 1 point2 points ago

Check for a microchip and put up posters in your neighborhood.

[–]rckcowboy8 0 points1 point ago

Dibs

[–]hugues_de_payens 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD, TRAMPOLY!

[–]eysjaak 0 points1 point ago

Come on children... JUMP ME.

[–]jonasperrin 0 points1 point ago

If you didn't jump on that thing, I will be very disappointed.

[–]acrav 1 point2 points ago

I hope you don't double bounce.

[–]jonnie123 1 point2 points ago

You need to take him to the vet and see if he has a chip. He almost certainly belongs to someone.

[–]Gr4nter 0 points1 point ago

[–]Trainturtle 0 points1 point ago

Mine now suckers!

[–]MaybeNotaTurtle 1 point2 points ago

Because of the title I thought I was in /r/aww.

[–]Wavey1287 0 points1 point ago

[–]fumador-mcyerba 0 points1 point ago

sure its lost? i wouldn't jump in to conclusions...

[–]whynotboidzerg 0 points1 point ago

CAN WE KEEP HIM??!!!?!?!?!

[–]Zoso4 -1 points0 points ago

Go home trampoline, you're drunk!

[–]pwing 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad to see the one in the power lines had drinking buddy now if only they wouldn't lost each other next time.

[–]IAMAGiraffeTrustMe 1 point2 points ago

I upvoted you just because you didn't say "GO HOME TRAMPOLINE UR DRUNK LOL"

[–]RunrigRules 0 points1 point ago

That's my, um...thing. I swear to god!

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 0 points1 point ago

Expecting small animal, find trampoline. I'm okay with this.

[–]CHF64 0 points1 point ago

My guess is someone in the area realized they might have to use their homeowners insurance and that their policy would be void if the adjuster came out and saw the trampoline.

[–]Init_4_the_downvotes 0 points1 point ago

no community reference whatttt?

[–]aidan0 1 point2 points ago

You should probably find out if he has an owner, looks like someone put a net round him so people would know he's domestic. It's rare to find feral trampolines these days. Make sure you put posters up, someone is probably missing their friend.

[–]FalseFactsOrg 0 points1 point ago

Hollywood is going to steal this picture for their new movie
"Trampoline in The Woods"

[–]python643 -1 points0 points ago

Go home trampoline...your drunk.

[–]winningelephant 0 points1 point ago

This is probably someone else's place of peace. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orcT0Vk1A3s

[–]HndrxMn 0 points1 point ago

A trampoline that size couldn't get this deep in the woods on it's own.

[–]goldicecream 0 points1 point ago

HEY! It's that drunk trampoline!

[–]SilentSamurai 0 points1 point ago

Most logical next step as a Redditor: Take it home and nurse it back to health.

[–]bradamantium92 0 points1 point ago

Was ready to see an animal. Planned on posting "Expected trampoline."

I am simultaneously satisfied and disappointed.

[–]dirtfeast 0 points1 point ago

CSI team, ID that fingerprint! You'll need to filter out the enormous jungle ant bite marks.

[–]MuffinDuckz 0 points1 point ago

Leave it there. I know for a fact that Slenderman sometimes gets bored.

[–]krazykyle2010 0 points1 point ago

maybe someone just put it there to fuck with you lol

[–]Triage555 0 points1 point ago

Wow, it's rare to see them in the wild these days, they were domesticated long ago. I would approach, but only with extreme caution as you might startle it and it will run away.

[–]AndyBrixton 0 points1 point ago

No, its just Slendermans bait.

[–]all_seeing_ey3 0 points1 point ago

Part of a convoy or something?

[–]DokiStar 0 points1 point ago

[–]Shallnazar 1 point2 points ago

Oh my God....TRAMAMPOLINE, TRABAPOLINE!

[–]2sharks 0 points1 point ago

SCORE!

[–]Gravity_Cube 0 points1 point ago

Surely you went jumping on it

[–]DocWarlock 0 points1 point ago

The Woodland Trampoline!? That's more rare than a white Elk

[–]neonovo 0 points1 point ago

I had a big trampoline that turned into a sail during either hurricane Jeanne or Wilma. Fortunately we tied the legs to a palm tree, so when the wind picked up only one side lifted. Surprisingly after my dad took the damaged parts of the trampoline somewhere with a pipe-bender, we were able to fix it and keep it for a few more years.

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

TRAMAPOLINE

[–]d3thkoala 1 point2 points ago

he must be so scared someone get him some children to eat quickly

[–]Dill777 1 point2 points ago

Go home trampoline, you're drunk...