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[–]queensofaking 75 points76 points ago

Hey Mom...Can I have a piggy butt ride!?

[–]Amonkeyiwishwasi1 1 point2 points ago

Only at Walmart.....

[–]McPiggy 17 points18 points ago

"roll my weed on it that's an ass-tray!"

[–]raisintree 9 points10 points ago

Built a house up on that ass, that’s an ass state

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 3 points4 points ago

Say j say j don't you do dat every day day

[–]nategamer01 -1 points0 points ago

I work them long nights, longs nights to get a vaycay

[–]yojamiejazz 1 point2 points ago

Make the ground move that's an assquake

[–]Brattain 9 points10 points ago

He didn't even bother using a different imgur link.

[–]FunkiPorcini 4 points5 points ago

Dats not an ass, dats a stoop!

[–]skiptomyliu 3 points4 points ago

He's afraid to leave his stoop.

[–]rustyshack1 -1 points0 points ago

Stoop-kid is afraid to leave his ass!...or ass-kid is afraid to leave his...stoop?

[–]stevelev 23 points24 points ago

The Walmart logo in the top left corner was completely unnecessary in deducing that this was taken at Walmart.

[–]All_the_Hits 17 points18 points ago

That is so disturbing.

[–]40Ringz 9 points10 points ago

MY NAME'S PAT-BACK

[–]carny666 0 points1 point ago

so much.

[–]heavymetalman75672 2 points3 points ago

...is gross.

[–]Bobic2 2 points3 points ago

R. Crumb would shit brix.

[–]cleminem9919 8 points9 points ago

The ass was fat

[–]wackywiener 4 points5 points ago

Shelf butt.

[–]littlewondrousthings -2 points-1 points ago

Somebody else calls it shelf butt!!!

[–]DontBeSuchaVagine 1 point2 points ago

Takes 'baby got back' to a whole new level.

[–]Nathelis_Cain 1 point2 points ago

The ability to do this should result in an instant mental realization that one should never have the ability to do this. Seriously, how does she sit on things?

Relatedly, I wonder what sort of skeletal deformation this will result in over time...

[–]AliasBr1 3 points4 points ago

[–]Deergoose 3 points4 points ago

i am so glad i hit the genetic lottery

[–]2-long-didnt-reddit 0 points1 point ago

Now that's just not right.

[–]writerstranger 0 points1 point ago

another walmart moment

[–]kawikzguy 0 points1 point ago

and of course it is at a walmart.

[–]TheAdmiralAkbar 0 points1 point ago

But she somehow found pants!?

[–]WhoLovesLou 0 points1 point ago

I don't even understand this.

Why is the weight mostly in her butt?? Her top half looks like that of a 160lbs woman, the bottom, 350lbs, easy.

[–]jsewell33 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered how people like this poop on normal toilets.

[–]bigxy3242 0 points1 point ago

[–]Krobus 3 points4 points ago

This is a normal human being exhibiting Steatopygia. This isn't from over eating or a deformity. We come in many shapes and sizes. Please think before you start calling something gross.

[–]UnexpectedSchism -2 points-1 points ago

The fat is from over eating and a lack of exercise.

Being fat makes it stand out way more.

[–]ugly_edith -3 points-2 points ago

My original diagnosis was Lazy Burgerkingitis

[–]ohboycheese -1 points0 points ago

AH! My eyes!

[–]watto1000 0 points1 point ago

that's almost impressive. almost

[–]ketchy_shuby -1 points0 points ago

Mobile bookshelf.

[–]enrique37 -1 points0 points ago

Damn girl

[–]lalondtm[!] -1 points0 points ago

i love that they are matching

[–]wankerss 0 points1 point ago

diabetes?

[–]238 -1 points0 points ago

Snoo snoo?

[–]DatAss1990 -1 points0 points ago

That's not me, I swear!

[–]MagmaGuy -1 points0 points ago

Dat_Ass is what supports the entire family.

[–]stretchmeister -1 points0 points ago

"I will reach the next scientific discovery because i stood on the asses of giants"

[–]pensky_material -1 points0 points ago

I find, what my friend comically refers to as a "thorax" ands its ability to grow massively, facinating.

[–]INeverComment -1 points0 points ago

those pants

[–]doomhammer -1 points0 points ago

At first I thought that this was another halloween costume. Nope.avi

[–]RedeyeSteez -1 points0 points ago

You can put more then justa mug up on dat ass.. you can eat ya whole damn breakfast

[–]raisintree -1 points0 points ago

She got a big booty so I call her big booty.

-2 Chainz

[–]Khiraji -1 points0 points ago

Good christ it's like a continental shelf

[–]mcottingham -1 points0 points ago

Only at walmart in amerika!

[–]gdm9000 -1 points0 points ago

o_0

[–]The_Dane -1 points0 points ago

This reminds of the scene in Friday 2 where Ice Cube's uncle smacks his wife's booty with a vertical slap.

[–]robbieh -1 points0 points ago

Dose asses*

[–]camcabbit -1 points0 points ago

Standing room only.

[–]andrewcclay -1 points0 points ago

Your mommas so fat...

[–]Blaackandprouud -1 points0 points ago

This reminds me of when i was younger, my moms butt isnt THAT big, as shes pretty slim but it's still BIG and i remember climbing up onto it and sitting there. It was just.. An experience.

[–]nineteensixtyseven 0 points1 point ago

He could had a lawn chair and kicked back with Capri sun on that BIG Ol BOOTY!

[–]frientlyman -3 points-2 points ago

only in walmart

[–]austin3494 -1 points0 points ago

Classic Walmart.

[–]theshonquita -1 points0 points ago

Think of all the boys she could bring to the yard with that milkshake. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

[–]eamantite 4 points5 points ago

'Milkshakes,' actually refer to a different part of the female anatomy, not the buns.

[–]theshonquita 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I'm gay. I'm not familiar with the female anatomy. I didn't know what a vagina looked like until freshman year of college. I always pictured a Sarlacc pit. Turns out I was pretty close.

[–]BatFace 1 point2 points ago

I'm always surprised when people don't realize the milkshake is referring to boobs. Do these people not realize the milk comes from the boobs? I'm not trying to be mean, I guess some people just don't like to think about it, the kind of people who think it's gross maybe?

[–]jkonine -1 points0 points ago

You realize that there is not a black man in America who would take Kate Upton over her....

[–]101112 1 point2 points ago

Tiger woods.

[–]kitty_meow_meows 0 points1 point ago

this belongs on peopleofwalmart.com fo sho!

[–]talitus -1 points0 points ago

One time I saw a black woman with an ass like a table. You could prolly pull up a chair, set down a drink or some shit... Fuckin' bizarre.

[–]salutemysharts -2 points-1 points ago

Best titanic costume I've ever seen.

[–]TheLoveTin -2 points-1 points ago

Paid for with our tax dollars I'm sure.

[–]Katykakle -4 points-3 points ago

I'M KING OF THE WHALE!!!