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[–]RobotRollCall24 11 points12 points ago

"Nope, I don't even want to know."

[–]mrmtso 3 points4 points ago

It's a male being humped!

[–]Sir_Antics 17 points18 points ago

Homosexuality is a choice and those dogs are going to burn in hell.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

male dogs will hump other male dogs as a sign of dominance. the fact he is growling shows he doesnt approve of that and probably turned around and bit him after this shot

[–]Mr_OhHi 0 points1 point ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[–]FenrirIII 43 points44 points ago

I hate little dogs.

[–]godlesspinko 28 points29 points ago

Oh yeah?

Well YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP grrrrr YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!

[–]akosborne 10 points11 points ago

Its owners not breed. Chihuahuas are lovely books if raised well. Breed prejudice isn't fair to owners of well behaved small dogs.

[–]Kitsunami 4 points5 points ago

Raised for their hides to make leather-bound editions of classic novels? Or are you using dog breeding terminology beyond my ken?

[–]Joeliosis 2 points3 points ago

I'm wondering how the fuck this hasn't been addressed yet.

[–]akosborne 0 points1 point ago

I typed it on my phone, damn auto correct. I meant lovely breed.

[–]jackd90 11 points12 points ago

I'm a dog person, and even I hate little dogs more than cats. Cats I can deal with, but little dogs can go get eaten in the wild. Fuck them.

[–]BlakeC93 5 points6 points ago

Seriously girl, loosen up your harness a bit.

[–]BobbyTee 8 points9 points ago

Credit given where credit is due - Taken from http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=10055449 picture (or "bilde" in norwegian) number 10.

Picture taken by Benedicte Lervik and posted in a "best animal picture" contest in a norwegian newspaper; VG.

[–]DelfinulDictator 2 points3 points ago

I just realised that face swapping this picture would ruin it.

[–]Griffter4 0 points1 point ago

Face swapping any picture ruins it

[–]Crow_ 1 point2 points ago

Not in this case. http://i.imgur.com/ylszd.jpg

[–]ididntwritethat 2 points3 points ago

"It was just a harmless sniff!"

[–]adtaylor 2 points3 points ago

Rotties are big softies.

[–]RambroCik 0 points1 point ago

Picture from norwegian newspaper (vg.no) i think...

[–]belladonnadiorama 1 point2 points ago

Pekes usually don't have teeth that large. I'm impressed.

[–]FACK_FACK_FACK_FACK 1 point2 points ago

Bitches be crazy.

[–]likeBruceSpringsteen 0 points1 point ago

If she's easy, take her twice.

[–]coachz 0 points1 point ago

unbalanced dog named "Deathwish" ?

[–]pfitz6 0 points1 point ago

As the owner of 2 /r/shiba i still cannot comprehend why smaller dogs are so aggressive with bigger dogs.

[–]lilianaleto 0 points1 point ago

My shiba loves Great Danes and bigger dogs. He likes to jump all over them. Hes also a big cuddler, loves dogs, children and strangers. So maybe he isn't the best example of a Shiba!

[–]elcid25 0 points1 point ago

I'm tellin you dog, dem white bitches be crazy

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 0 points1 point ago

Small dogs like those make a wave of hatred wash over me and I have the compulsion to kick and kick swiftly.

[–]qjkxkcd 0 points1 point ago

That look is the best visual representation I have yet seen of "Jesus Christ! Calm your tits!"

[–]TehAtomicMuffiness 0 points1 point ago

Bitches be trippin' yo!

[–]fakedout17 0 points1 point ago

I could have sworn I unsubscribed from /r/Aww

[–]IsThatTheJoke 0 points1 point ago

Proof that the title matters. Good post OP

[–]mqken 0 points1 point ago

You're ON 3rd street.

[–]Than523 0 points1 point ago

I have never seen a better picture than that to describe the moment I told my wife I wanted a divorce. All you're missing is a wheelchair for the little dog.

[–]lejade 0 points1 point ago

Just fucking relax aye

[–]the_sybarite 0 points1 point ago

The Rottweiler's raised eyebrow is priceless! Such expression!

[–]brendendrew 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of Romney and Obama.

[–]USAx3 -5 points-4 points ago

USA! USA! USA!

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[–]StudleyMumfuzz 6 points7 points ago

No.