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Where Carl goes at night (imgur.com)

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[–]DallasX 254 points255 points ago

As a person who lives in "The Grass Seed Capital of the World," (Linn county, Oregon) and whose family owns a grass-seed farm, I can tell you that no amount of foot trampling or deer nibbling can account for that length of grass. Assuming deer could even get in there, and I haven't heard of deer scaling a 20-foot high barb wire fence before.

Untended grass of every domesticated species that I've ever seen grows to it's predestined length, at least a foot or two, then falls to become a hay-like ground covering. The prison-yard grass would most likely have been a domesticated species that should look like this after a year or two. Even after a hard winter or incessant trampling the length grown during the summer would still exist, just as brown fallen grass.

I do declare, Sir, that prison-yard foliage has been tampered with! Duplicitous treachery I say!

[–]Vassago81 132 points133 points ago

This man know his grass. This leave us with only one answer, Zombies eat grass at night.

[–]Kageyn 183 points184 points ago

GRRAAAAIIIIIINNNS...

[–]HaunterGatherer 69 points70 points ago

PLAAAAINNS...

[–]Bostaevski 26 points27 points ago

ligule membraaaaaaanes

[–]Wild2098 37 points38 points ago

GRASSY KNOOOOOL...I'm no good at this.

[–]StymieGray 17 points18 points ago

BOB DOLE

Bob Dole

bob dole

bob dole

[–]UncleTedGenneric 0 points1 point ago

SHAAAAAAAME...

[–]The_Captain89 -2 points-1 points ago

made me lol. thanks.

[–]sinfulmentos 6 points7 points ago

...and this is how Plants vs. Zombies came to be...

[–]Ducksaucenem 12 points13 points ago

So then does the grass become a zombie too?

[–]phayd 4 points5 points ago

only the ones whose brains are left intact

[–]RCP1990 3 points4 points ago

photosynthesis < brains

[–]NoMoneyUSA 0 points1 point ago

They are like sheep! In more than one way. I wonder if you get a tax deduction for having zombies roaming your property?

[–]kornholyoyo 8 points9 points ago

Ok so who do I talk to get grass that only grows to two inches and doesn't need mowing.

[–]JHole04 16 points17 points ago

Something something your father's seed something something stops growing at two inches.

[–]burritomadness 1 point2 points ago

heyooo!

[–]kornholyoyo 0 points1 point ago

that is fantastic

[–]zgh5002 1 point2 points ago

Penn State is working on something like that in the turf grass program, I imagine other colleges are as well.

[–]kornholyoyo 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I am just lazy and hate mowing

[–]Stirnlappenbasilisk 2 points3 points ago

Or, maybe, they killed completely innocent vegetarian zombies.

[–]Adventuretimekittens 2 points3 points ago

As a person who also lives in linn county and works on a grass seed farm i agree with DallasX.

[–]neonshadow 0 points1 point ago

It has been less than a year, and there was a winter thrown in there.

[–]TodTheTyrant 0 points1 point ago

i came here to claim winter but you just have and answer for every-thing don't you smarty grass

[–]cynicroute 0 points1 point ago

Does your license plate say "Grassman"?

[–]DallasX 2 points3 points ago

It does not, as 1: I don't want to be hassled by every other person on the street trying to buy weed from me and 2: I am female.

People trying to buy weed though would happen at every single stop sign.

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 1 point2 points ago

Dat grass.

[–]aVictorianGentleman 1 point2 points ago

When you farm grass for its seed, is the process destructive? Requiring you to re-sow the field? Or does the plant remain intact and yield seed later?

Also how do you harvest it?

[–]DallasX 0 points1 point ago

Grass seed farming is like any other major agricultural operation. Constant growing in the same ground depletes the soil of nutrients, which everywhere means heavy-duty fertilizer and sewing in nitrates. As the seed itself is the actual product, it has to be all taken up with combines, and sold. A portion of that seed can be used to resew the field, but in order for it to come up perennially it would have to be left alone which is contrary to the need to take it up through harvest to sell it.

Combines are seriously big though and cost 250-300,000$. I've only drove one once.

[–]onionhammer 0 points1 point ago

Isn't it spring time?

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

Damn, Snoop. I didn't know you were a redditor!

[–]Mlee56 0 points1 point ago

AMA, you, now, go.

[–]DallasX 0 points1 point ago

I don't really consider myself an expert, as I care absolutely nothing about grass or farming. I only know these things because my grandmother tells me the same things about farming every single month of every season of every year for my entire life.

[–]Mlee56 0 points1 point ago

ohhh ok but still...

[–]KingWeeGee 0 points1 point ago

I already made the point in /r/thewalkingdead that the mexican gardener in S03E03 probably mows the lawn in a 100 mile radius. See?

[–]treynolds787 -1 points0 points ago

I too live in Oregon.... upvote for you sir

[–]motoguy 35 points36 points ago

The grass is also infected with the virus, so it appears alive, but will not grow.

[–]BioGenx2b 5 points6 points ago

BOOM! Also a terrible metaphor for LOST.

[–]JohnAbruzzi 1 point2 points ago

The zombies all appear dead. Just look at their colour for example. The grass would go dry as all the water is lost.

[–]motoguy 0 points1 point ago

What makes you say the grass would lose its water? The when people die and turn into zombies they dont lose fluid

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

Just as leaves that fall from a tree lose their water. Just as apples that fall from a tree dry. Just as branches that fall dry.

EDIT: I'm not sure if we're talking about The Walking Dead here but if we are, I think it is very unscientific. I don't believe how so many of the things that happen would happen in the real world.

[–]motoguy 1 point2 points ago

Clearly this is going over your head. It's zombies. It's not real. There is no logic.

[–]DallasX 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps plant matter is partially to blame for the spread of the virus to every individual bitten or not, alive or dead? They all had to contract it somehow.

[–]GreatRobo 68 points69 points ago

Well when the zombies almost make it to your house the first time the lawnmower kills all the zombies in that section of lawn. I expect it also cuts the grass.

[–]RogueTaco 5 points6 points ago

Brilliant. Haven't played that game in forever

[–]mrmigu 7 points8 points ago

do you people really want to wait around for a couple of years for this season for them to grow the grass long enough to preserve the reality of the show? Its a show about a fictional monster and you really give a shit about the realism depicted by the length of grass?

[–]hackiavelli 0 points1 point ago

It does seem like a fairly small detail compared to the walking corpses going around trying to eat people.

[–]DallasX 0 points1 point ago

True, but accuracy in storytelling is a sign that the writers actually give a crap about the quality of their product. I tried SO HARD to love Heroes after the first season, but you can only take so much of writers that seemingly do their job in between coke-lines off of hooker stomachs.

One of the reason I love WD is much better attention to detail and quality compared to a lot of the tripe. Compare WD to Revolution for example. Which writers care more about quality and accuracy?

*edit: My frontal spelling cortex never grew in.

[–]rainb0wdash14 7 points8 points ago

No it is where Carlos goes at night

[–]Paravox 5 points6 points ago

What you all fail to realise, is that THE GRASS IS INFECTED...

[–]phishf00d 0 points1 point ago

It would explain how they are all infected without being bitten.

[–]AxeheaveR 5 points6 points ago

And this dude. http://i.imgur.com/Qpsar.jpg

[–]Devi_D 21 points22 points ago

I was more caught up with the fact that no one's hair grew except for Carl and Hershel.

[–]Cayshin 12 points13 points ago

Their hair did grow. They just ended up cutting it. We even saw Carl getting his hair cut while they were on the farm.

[–]humanHamster 1 point2 points ago

She also can be seen cutting Carl's hair in season 1 episode 3 (or 4 I can't remember for sure).

[–]NoIdentityFound 5 points6 points ago

Yea. And we don't see them eat during every episode or go to the bathroom every episode.

I'm pretty sure, if my calculations are correct, Carl has only slept for 3 hours since The Pocie. How do we know they do these things if they don't show us every single minute if their lives?

[–]toolusingmonkeys 3 points4 points ago

Me too. The prisoners stuck in the cafeteria for 8 months were clean shaven and had hair cuts. The hair cuts I get if they used kitchen scissors. I guess they could have sharpened a knife to a fine edge and used the reflective surface in a pot or something to shave, but it seems unlikely.

[–]rockemsockemrobot 7 points8 points ago

I feel like a prison could realistically have shit to shave with.

[–]toolusingmonkeys 1 point2 points ago

They have razors in prison, but they were locked in the cafeteria for the entire time

[–]rockemsockemrobot 0 points1 point ago

Damnnn, knew I shouldn't be posting about it haha. Haven't watched past S3E1 yet.

[–]andrewmp -2 points-1 points ago

I guess they could have sharpened a knife to a fine edge

I think they know how to make a shiv

[–]MrLurid 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, that annoyed me a lot. A lot of them seems to have nicely trimmed hair and beards.

[–]BABY_BACK_BITCH 4 points5 points ago

No one has showered since they left the farm, yet theyre all covered in dirt in just the right amount. The men look rugged, and women are still pretty clean and sexy. I guess you dont watch a zombie series for realism though.

[–]phishf00d 2 points3 points ago

Well, I'm assuming they haven't forgone hygiene totally. Rivers, rain and trucks filled with bottled water and all..

[–]BioGenx2b 4 points5 points ago

You don't shower with emergency water. Rain though, that works just fine.

[–]dontforgetme333 6 points7 points ago

From the way they piss away ammo, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised they bathed with drinking water. Shows like this hammer the fact that if civilization does fall, I will go it alone.

[–]phishf00d 2 points3 points ago

They did it begining of season 2, found a truck filled with the big water cooler water bottles and popped 3 just to shower.

[–]daeedorian 1 point2 points ago

The meek blonde inmate had a waxed mustache. Priorities.

[–]psychoticapes 0 points1 point ago

Ear waxed, just like in Hook.

[–]ChocolateSunrise 1 point2 points ago

I can buy that they are doing some grooming but I can't buy that their hair is washed and brushed and isn't knappy and smelly.

[–]Gotdurnrite 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. You can't cut a black man's hair with kitchen scissors. You need clippers. The tall dude and the short dude's edge ups were way too straight.

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 80 points81 points ago

Season 3 starts off after "winter" we are to assume grass is now just growing since it is spring. Grass also gets trampled under foot by the walkers causing it to not stand straight up. There are also various woodland creatures that eat grass which could easily out run walkers or burrow under ground. Logic'd.

[–]thatnewjunksmell 14 points15 points ago

In the last episode Andrea mentions it's been 7 or 8 months since she was separated from the group.

edit: [SPOILERS] Here's a rough timeline

[–]OompaLoompa4Life 3 points4 points ago

The entire plot of the latest episode seems so familiar and I can't tell why. For some reason everything, the entire town even, seemed like it was from a movie I had already seen. Even the governor seemed familiar and not because of the comic

[–]ImaBlackBelt 3 points4 points ago

28 days (or weeks?) later the two chicks find something pretty similar (except more outwardly military) and they end up getting raped or something. Rape incoming.

[–]Rixxer 1 point2 points ago

I have a feeling they're being kept around for mating purposes indeed...

[–]khakimage 1 point2 points ago

Seemed like a scenario out of the Twilight Zone, or perhaps Fallout, to me.

[–]plateoshrimp -1 points0 points ago

I had that exact same feeling when I watched it the other day.

[–]nitrologly 1 point2 points ago

I could swear the town and a couple other scenes were on the Universal backlot.

[–]Ducksaucenem -5 points-4 points ago

Ya I don't get that. It took them with months to get in the prison? Lazy bastards.

[–]badastronaut7 10 points11 points ago

No, they've been travelling across the country for months looking for suitable permanent shelter. Finding the prison was just the culmination of that search.

[–]Ducksaucenem 14 points15 points ago

In the final episode of the last season they showed the prison like 500 ft. away. If couldn't have taken them that long.

[–]WickedCitizen 20 points21 points ago

They explained in one of the episodes of S3 that they've been circling the area trying to find supplies and shelter, but they were unable to move toward the prison due to herd patterns. Only until Season 3 were they able to double back and head in the prison's direction.

[–]Ducksaucenem 6 points7 points ago

Ok that makes sense thank you.

[–]rackmountrambo 17 points18 points ago

Actually it doesn't make sense at all, but neither do half of the decisions they make on this show.

[–]crbowles 1 point2 points ago

I think you're trying to interpret a stylistic choice as literal.

[–]AllMustSuffer 1 point2 points ago

They didn't do a very good job of portraying their search at all.

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    [–]Akardos 3 points4 points ago

    Aint no zombies gonna stop me from doin my job was paid for a year its gettin cut for a year!

    [–]zingzongy 3 points4 points ago

    P v Z.

    [–]mintfoot 4 points5 points ago

    I hate Carl. The kid always screws up and he got Dale killed!

    [–]wanderer11 1 point2 points ago

    I really hate Andrea. This week's episode was the worst one in a long time. It felt like a bad version of Jericho.

    [–]Animalzrcool 0 points1 point ago

    Yeah Carl sure pulled a dick move not saying anything to anyone. He should give that cowboy hat back to Rick as punishment.

    [–]titpuncher 11 points12 points ago

    This dude

    [–]Havokk 2 points3 points ago

    I knew a Mexican grounds keeper that had 3 jobs and did great work. I asked him what was his secret? he calmly replied..."If the money is there then the job gets done no matter what.". I am sure that for an extra few bucks they would cut that lawn and zombies at the same time.

    [–]NovJuliet 8 points9 points ago

    HAH! NICE

    TAKE AN OLD JOKE FROM SEASONS AGO

    COMEDY PLUTONIUM

    [–]Murderous_Turkey 0 points1 point ago

    Um... the prison started in the first episode of the current season. THAT BEING SAID, the joke has been reposted tons of times, so, as always, OP's a fag.

    [–]bestbeforeMar91 2 points3 points ago

    Never seems to be a zombie with a YOLO t-shirt.

    [–]kornholyoyo -1 points0 points ago

    instant classic

    [–]LDHegemon 3 points4 points ago

    Wow, my mind was a bit blown by this...

    [–]BATHTUBSURFER 3 points4 points ago

    I have a investment property where they have been filming Walking Dead (Newnan Georgia), they sent out letters and news paper ads asking for people not to cut their yards for filming purposes. My house was around the corner from filming so I kept my yard guy busy and would have if they were filming on my street. The only way I would have stopped cutting my grass if they paid my yard guy for loss of income and my tenants were okay with it. People cut grass in the summer in the south so the grass does not die and you do not get snakes, rats, mice etc.....They also made no offers to replant yards if they died off or to help with costs of pest problems that would come of letting it grow out.

    [–]TheManOfTomorrow 6 points7 points ago

    You make it sound like not cutting grass just devastates the property. Most lawns can withstand not getting mowed without anything dying or rampant pestilence or the home falling apart.

    [–]DallasX 1 point2 points ago

    I don't know. I spent one month in Georgia, and it seemed to me if they stopped for one day with massive loads of life-killer, kudzu would have taken over every square inch of surface area.

    [–]ukulelesamurai 1 point2 points ago

    Astroturf!

    [–]Asiansensationz 1 point2 points ago

    Good guy Jose

    [–]Skullmonkey_ 0 points1 point ago

    This movie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mo6C6up1Qo

    [–]unicornbeans 1 point2 points ago

    Maybe some of the zombies are hipster vegans and only eat grass...don't be so close minded

    [–]Carlthefox 1 point2 points ago

    I mostly just raid the hen house if you know what I mean.

    [–]isayniner 1 point2 points ago

    In Senoia, GA, where they film a lot of scenes for the Walking Dead, the production guys have put up signs saying something like, "Dear Senoia residents. We thank you in advance for not cutting your grass." So, at least they are making an effort for authenticity.

    [–]DigtotheDug 0 points1 point ago

    I was going to say the same thing. We live in PTC and go over to Senoia to see some of the sets.

    [–]Radico87 1 point2 points ago

    vegetarian zombies.

    [–]lisaglass 1 point2 points ago

    Not to mention cutting and highlighting everyone's hair!

    [–]shibbybear 0 points1 point ago

    Vegetarian Zombies. BOOM. There's your answer.

    [–]ltq_4 0 points1 point ago

    I asked my boyfriend the same damn question!

    [–]fowlowl47 -2 points-1 points ago

    You can't have it perfect asshole.

    [–]dMarrs 0 points1 point ago

    zombies walking on it..

    [–]pingspike 0 points1 point ago

    When zombies get really bored, they graze.

    [–]project_valient 0 points1 point ago

    That moment just before you realize it's Walking Dead Carl and not Simpson's Carl.

    [–]cygonsilent -1 points0 points ago

    Can someone explain to me why they would go to a prison? prisons are overcrowded (more zombies in confined space),prisons are made to keeps people in not out, its high risk medium reward, prisons don't have a large cache of ammo, they use a lot of non lethal weapons. it's a suicide mission.

    [–]crbowles 3 points4 points ago

    They want a secure place to live. Once you clear out the zombies from inside you have a nice secure home since the zombies can't scale fences or get through metal bars and locked doors which makes you need a lot less ammo.

    [–]StaticSabre 1 point2 points ago

    It's closed off. There are several levels of security that keep men much more intuitive than zombies at bay. Everything is segregated, so you don't even have to clear out the whole prison; take a cell block a day, or just take a single cell block. You'll be completely safe from zombies by locking yourself up in a block.

    [–]SmallDosesOnly 1 point2 points ago

    You are correct. Please don't come to the prison, we seek contributing group members only.

    [–]Seahalln 0 points1 point ago

    Aliens!!

    [–]gh0stmach1ne 0 points1 point ago

    The show was filmed locally in the town of Senoia, GA. When they left the Walking Dead staff thanked the town of Senoia for not cutting their grass.

    [–]adamsimon 0 points1 point ago

    I assumed the vegetarian zombies were eating it.

    [–]Tmanster 0 points1 point ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xyhVO-SWfM

    [–]colliemayne 0 points1 point ago

    SPOILER ALERT, they haven't mentioned the grass yet in S1.

    [–]CheeseMonkiesAttack 0 points1 point ago

    Maybe they had one of these.

    [–]zogmuffin 0 points1 point ago

    That's almost as annoying as all the ladies' immaculately plucked eyebrows.

    [–]Kaeyu 0 points1 point ago

    i did this one back in the day http://www.jessebuller.com/portfolio/i-plane-ny/

    to far?

    [–]nenemydog 0 points1 point ago

    It's probably forrest gump mowing the lawns everywhere.

    [–]Amytherocklobster 1 point2 points ago

    I got that 3$ a square foot grass that only grows two inches and stays. Had it for five years and it's wonderful, sometimes I forget what mowing even is.

    [–]wanderer11 0 points1 point ago

    I'd rather buy a $150 mower than spends thousands on my lawn.

    [–]leparty 0 points1 point ago

    Zombie vegans, didn't you know?

    [–]Scampjock 0 points1 point ago

    Good point!

    [–]The_Legend_ 0 points1 point ago

    Grass is actually a lovely substitute for brains

    [–]philleferg 1 point2 points ago

    Zombie Goat!

    [–]Aerik 0 points1 point ago

    LOL yes

    [–]JebronLames15 0 points1 point ago

    Damn... I'm gonna notice that every time now.

    [–]C_M_O_TDibbler 0 points1 point ago

    My name is Forest, Forest Gump, I am not a smart man but all these people let me mow their lawns for them.

    And that is all I have to say about that matter.

    [–]theforsakenx1 -1 points0 points ago

    Well if you paid attention, winter had just ended. Therefore, the grass would still be short.

    [–]slamhead 0 points1 point ago

    Zombie cows!

    [–]LearnProgramming7 0 points1 point ago

    Well the winter just passed. The grass dies in the winter, and then begins to regrow so this seems semi-believable.

    [–]TTTTDaniels 1 point2 points ago

    I love the post but actually they just came out of winter in the show. So most likely the grass is just starting to grow in!

    [–]wanderer11 0 points1 point ago

    I have one question about the show I hope someone can answer. Why does it matter if they get bit? Everyone is already infected. Are they going to get infected again? It just doesn't make sense.

    [–]Resilient_Maniac 0 points1 point ago

    If they get bitten they actually get sick and die from it, as opposed to becoming a walker after they die. Either way the become walkers, but if they're bitten it's worse.

    [–]Kosard 0 points1 point ago

    Maybe someones defense was poor and the zombies got past the lawnmowers

    [–]twistedh8 0 points1 point ago

    They trampled it!

    [–]The-Thrill 0 points1 point ago

    Yea, let's wait to film this show until the grass grows to a reasonably realistic length for our viewers. You have to have a modicum of leeway with these shows, bro. Plus in past seasons they have actually tried this tactic to an extent. As seen here.

    [–]The_A_Drain 0 points1 point ago

    I done told you, I work outta the home.

    [–]the_zercher 1 point2 points ago

    Mexican zombies.

    [–]UniqueUsername69 0 points1 point ago

    The guy who also runs zambies over with a mower

    [–]antoine_chekov 0 points1 point ago

    Mr. Neuzil? You said the same thing in class

    [–]Pepper-Fox 0 points1 point ago

    GMO grass that only grows so high leeched byproduct into the groundwater which caused the outbreak.

    [–]bubblesthefencer 0 points1 point ago

    I don't find the title relevant, can someone explain it to me?

    [–]lobido 0 points1 point ago

    I am pleased that others find such details destroy the fantasy concocted by the show.

    [–]3vi1 0 points1 point ago

    If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts, Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax

    [–]Moonbeamlaser 0 points1 point ago

    /r/FanTheories

    [–]metalmike187 1 point2 points ago

    A repost with a different title is still a repost.

    [–]showmeurmoves 0 points1 point ago

    truth

    [–]Swift_kicker 0 points1 point ago

    They had just gotten back from winter, the grass had probably been snowed on, i'm pretty sure it snows in Georgia , so it's coming back from that?

    [–]crithosceleg 0 points1 point ago

    Well, this is a first. I saw this picture pop up on Facebook before Reddit. What is happening, here?!

    [–]hookeslaw 0 points1 point ago

    Why didn't they just slowly stab all of them through the fence rather than waste the ammo? That I will never know.

    [–]denutter 0 points1 point ago

    vegetarian zombies have been known to graze... maybe.

    [–]sheatrock 0 points1 point ago

    Some things even a zombie apocalypse can't change. Imgur

    [–]oooolala 0 points1 point ago

    The same Mexican that rakes the leaves in Woodbury?

    [–]gollmacmorna 1 point2 points ago

    Zombie Cows

    [–]Mr_Debaser 18 points19 points ago

    They want your GRaAAiiiIInnNNSSss.....

    [–]All_Out_Of_Fucks 2 points3 points ago

    That joke is udderly disgusting

    [–]EntgineerNumber27 1 point2 points ago

    We need to steer this thread in a better direction.

    [–]e42343 1 point2 points ago

    Or we could just hide it.

    [–]UncleScrotor 3 points4 points ago

    Beef Curtains!!

    Sorry I'm bad at puns... I just wanted to say beef curtains.

    [–]Afa1234 1 point2 points ago

    They cut the grass because, what's worse than zombies? Zombies you can't see, but can hear, and you won't even know your surrounded until its too late

    [–]Aerik 0 points1 point ago

    They're so easily tripped, you can bet that tall grass would slow down zombies quite a bit. Sounds good cuz you can run away right? But once you realize your're surrounded, that herd is probably really freakin dense..

    [–]Afa1234 0 points1 point ago

    I dunno, have you ever tried to run through dense grass? It's harder than you think, if its tall enough you'll lose your sense of direction as well, there's no l4d huds either, stay away from that!

    [–]PoliticaLIncorrect -2 points-1 points ago

    Get over it. Who gives a shit.

    [–]ac6 -2 points-1 points ago

    Grazing animals keep the grass down. You just don't see them in the shots, they're camera-shy.

    [–]jazzbraves9ersfan -4 points-3 points ago

    Grass grows to a certain point.

    [–]wootastic 3 points4 points ago

    Perhaps, but that point is easily over 1 foot...sooo your point?

    [–]atrophied462 1 point2 points ago

    I thought this guy was going around mowing everyone's lawn.

    [–]super_mum 1 point2 points ago

    Governor's too strict to let him outside the gates lol

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