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[–]xymurr 24 points25 points ago

In case*

[–]amazoncon 8 points9 points ago

Weshould cramtogether anytwo wordsthat oftenget spoken sidebyside.

[–]Cyberslasher 3 points4 points ago

Iagree, and I sometimesbuy amazonshit.

[–]PinkKitty16 -2 points-1 points ago

Legem foundthislittleguy whatdoesredditthink showsomelove

[–]Cyberslasher 1 point2 points ago

lecirclejerk isleotherway

[–]PoonHunter5 1 point2 points ago

broseriously

[–]Huggswell 1 point2 points ago

*Brohonestly

[–]PoonHunter5 1 point2 points ago

Mymistake

[–]pastah_rhymez 1 point2 points ago

Learn swedish or german, words are concatenated all the time:

flaggstångsknoppsputsarbyxknappshål <-- proper swedish word

[–]amazoncon 0 points1 point ago

I imagine being a grammar nazi in Sweden would have very different challenges. Happily I can still practice here in my native tongue, such as it is.

[–]thedevilsmilkman 76 points77 points ago

It's a Creamcatcher

[–]aequitas3 13 points14 points ago

Is it technically contraception? Would the Catholic church condemn this besides it being a piercing?

[–]Perseus109 1 point2 points ago

Only if Mary had worn one.

[–]Ping_her_inner_face 27 points28 points ago

Or a dreamSNATCHer

[–]cmasterflex 7 points8 points ago

this guy, this fuckin' guy

[–]nodnarbiter 1 point2 points ago

Why didn't you caption this photo.. The injustice of it all

[–]superfuzzy 0 points1 point ago

A (wet)dream catcher.

[–]c0horst 2 points3 points ago

Ready for an old school blast from the past?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/190638

[–]Cyberslasher 1 point2 points ago

I'm afraid to click.

[–]c0horst 2 points3 points ago

And well you should be. Cartoons made by the guy who created salad fingers tend to be... disturbing.

[–]UnderD4Donut 13 points14 points ago

Oh cool, Pinterest.

[–]Vaelkyri 31 points32 points ago

ITT: people who don't know what a womb is.

[–]uwsdwfismyname 14 points15 points ago

are you implying she is pregnant and that is for the child? If that is the case she might want to take that piercing out before that innie becomes an outie

[–]Bioluminesce -3 points-2 points ago

Na ashje'ii' Asdzaa

[–]KalLinkEl 2 points3 points ago

Wat

[–]Gyaruson 0 points1 point ago

Best response ever.

[–]DancesWithDaleks 7 points8 points ago

As a girl with a belly button ring, that would get caught on your shirt constantly and be really annoying.

[–]cdcformatc 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking what sleeping with that would be like since it mentioned nightmares.

[–]spinlock 1 point2 points ago

That's why you need to wear short shirts that show off your belly.

[–]Randall444 13 points14 points ago

I call my penis nightmare...

[–]lydocia 33 points34 points ago

Because it's terrifying, short and utter nonsense?

[–]Cyberslasher 1 point2 points ago

Well, I have a phobia of short, thin, dust covered objects, so yeah, I see it in my nightmares.

[–]blue_scante 15 points16 points ago

because you mostly give it to children?

[–]aeternum666 0 points1 point ago

Is it because your rape victims wake up screaming?

[–]Ping_her_inner_face 3 points4 points ago

Some vaginas have caused me to have nightmares

[–]FatherVic 2 points3 points ago

"cause" is not a conjunction. It's a noun.

[–]WhiteMansBurden 1 point2 points ago

or a verb... but certainly not a conjunction.

[–]martin_aco 2 points3 points ago

I find it funny that the Native Americans created the dream catcher, but the only dream it could not catch was the American Dream.

[–]emmamarie13 2 points3 points ago

Doesn't pregnancy count as a nightmare?

[–]BowAndAero 1 point2 points ago

Oldsauce.

[–]imbadwithusernames 1 point2 points ago

A girl posted a picture of her with the same piece of jewellery the other day and it isn't the same picture so I guess this isn't the third time I've seen a picture of someone I know on reddit... I don't know how I feel about that.

[–]cafink 0 points1 point ago

All right, I give up. What does "Cause you know" mean?

[–]Unicornholio 1 point2 points ago

[–]knighmare -1 points0 points ago

people that have those...their vaginas usually are nightmares.

[–]Brickfrigid 1 point2 points ago

Cause, yknow, in case you're a reposter.

[–]serenaisblank 0 points1 point ago

Dont forget your b-hole

[–]Abzug 1 point2 points ago

It protects her from a wild Romney

[–]charles321 0 points1 point ago

It usually does after I'm through with it.

[–]underdabridge 1 point2 points ago

This just made me laugh snarkily out loud while simultaneously thinking "oh come on. Leave the poor woman alone. That's kind of cool." It's like I have two brains in here.

[–]nizon 0 points1 point ago

It stops the nightmares from getting OUT.

[–]RNRSaturday 1 point2 points ago

This is appropriate, b/c whenever I see that part of a woman's body, I usually am dreaming.

[–]Waitforit11 0 points1 point ago

Somehow I knew my girlfriend wouldn't find this as funny as I did. :(

[–]empowerdragon 0 points1 point ago

I would totally buy that.

[–]zenny2972 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah it's called a period

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Just wait until the silver plated material comes off or it turns green. Nightmares.

[–]Gastronomicus 0 points1 point ago

Well I've certainly had nightmares about certains vaginas...

[–]janajinx 0 points1 point ago

I have had some terrifying vagina nightmares...O_o

[–]0x17h_ -1 points0 points ago

oh cool, bald-faced appropriation and shameless twisting of native american culture

[–]doomchild 0 points1 point ago

Nightmares? In my vagina? It's more likely than you'd think.

[–]warholslittledreamer 0 points1 point ago

Well, STDs can be a nightmare, I guess.

[–]spinlock 0 points1 point ago

I just bleached my pubic hair. It's terrifying.

[–]fishbiscuit13 0 points1 point ago

When did "incase" change from a product to a word? I've been seeing it a lot more recently.

[–]elwang 0 points1 point ago

SAMANTHA BROWN! YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!

[–]Clownsheuz -1 points0 points ago

Because you know, dream catchers really work.

[–]TheHipsterSays 0 points1 point ago

Dream Catcher imagery totally hijacks native culture into the capitalist machine.

[–]14muldrch 0 points1 point ago

That vagina probably is a nightmare

[–]AUS_1706_bPd -1 points0 points ago

My friend has one that is pretty much the same and all I can think is why. Like seriosly, why?

[–]melance 4 points5 points ago

I don't understand this either. What gets me even more is when people hang a dreamcatcher from their rearview mirror. Is that in case you have nightmares while you're sleeping and driving?

[–]ableom 7 points8 points ago

Because dream catchers actually work.

Such a waste of money.

[–]sgtpppr 1 point2 points ago

Dreamcatchers come free with a six pack of cats.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

i have always wondered that - every person i've ever asked said its to have good luck while driving.. ..i never understood..

[–]Septette 6 points7 points ago

As a Native American, that's always my reaction when my friends wear Native American stuff. I'm sitting here all like, "you were against animal cruelty a month ago, why are you wearing dead animal hide on your tummy?"

[–]purplehayes 6 points7 points ago

It's not cruel if the animals are dead.

[–]kosif 1 point2 points ago

I'd laugh my ass off if someone stapled a live squirrel to their stomach.

[–]TigerWylde 1 point2 points ago

then you'd take pics and post it on reddit :p

[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 1 point2 points ago

It can work. It's probably a psychological thing, when I was a kid I would have constant nightmares if I didn't sleep with one of these.

Of course nowadays I know they don't actually do anything so it probably wouldn't work now.

[–]nermid 2 points3 points ago

The Placebo Effect is not sugar pills "working."

[–]AUS_1706_bPd 0 points1 point ago

Haha, no no no, I meant she has the same belly-bar.

[–]couchstainer 1 point2 points ago

"Dreamcatchers work. If your dream is to be gay"

-Demetri Martin

[–]eagerpegasus 1 point2 points ago

I hardly believe that the majority of reddit thinks that dreamcatchers actually work. Assuming I'm right, it makes sense to assume that a bellybutton ring like this might be popular, oh I don't know, because someone finds it pretty?

She's obviously not buying it for nightmares. Why is that the joke? It's stupid.

[–]jn2010 -1 points0 points ago

[–]revolvingdoor 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly what came to mind when I saw this. My mother in law asked last week what scary movie she should watch. I recommended this. My husband kicked my shin under the table.

[–]BeerBeer6969420420 1 point2 points ago

My girlfriend has a pink one of these. Her vagina is nightmare free, I can verify.

[–]geekcheese -2 points-1 points ago

I have a similar one. It's actually really comfortable. And I think it's pretty.

Edit: I guess Reddit hates my belly button ring.

[–]contextsdontmatter -2 points-1 points ago

wet dream catcher

[–]TheQuips 0 points1 point ago

dream snatcher

[–]Arxl -4 points-3 points ago

Your vagina is a nightmare.

[–]DatEngland 0 points1 point ago

Girlfriend wears one of these, keep thinking to myself, "sweet dreams penis..."

[–]Drlnsanity -3 points-2 points ago

Every month.